Pony Fails

"So Button," Love Tap said as she laid dinner on the table, "I hear you're finally going to be in an episode again."

Button shrugged. "Yeah, but they just stuck me in there behind Sweetie Belle. You can't even see my face." He sipped his juice box. "Besides, who even cares if I'm there? They're letting Derpy talk again. Nopony's even gonna notice me..."

Love Tap smiled. "Oh, I'm sure they'll notice you, dear. Especially since, well...you said you'll be standing right behind Sweetie Belle, right?" She lowered her eyelids suggestively.

"GAH! Mom! It's a family show!"

"That's how I seem to remember making MY family..."