"So you're telling me that this foreign stallion managed to get every mare in Ponyville pregnant...in less than a week?!" Celestia cried.

Twilight Sparkle shrugged. "What can I say? American Pharaoh is fast." She shuffled her hooves. "So, uhh...he wants to meet you and Princess Luna..."

Celestia blinked. "And by 'meet' you mean..."

"Well I'll feel pretty silly being the only pregnant princess in Equestria."

Author's Note

Blame CNN International's unwaveringly sensationalist human interest reporting for this.