Anon's weird adventures 10/10 Gauranteed

by AJTrecords

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Romance, Sex, Tragedy
Length: 9706

Anon is in multiple universes and must live his everyday life as he would in each one.

Anon jumping from one universe to another living a different life. Whether it be him as a highschool student looking to score on his new car, or a cold-hard detective solving murderous cases. Anon isn't just one person either. So deal with him being different. Every. Other. Story.

Published 2014-08-12 17:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-14 18:24:18 UTC

A ride with Fluttershy

You are Anon, just a normal teenager, and today was the fucking day!

You're finally getting a new car, and to top it off - it's your payday.

It's a Friday, You still have school, but luckily your job starts after it, and gives you time to get your car. You decide to skip breakfast and head out for school. It begins with a 20 minute walk, you're glad to finally get a quicker transport. You always left home early so you wouldn't be late. It wasn't so bad, your friend, Fluttershy, is always with you every morning.

After slapping on the clothes in your closet, you walk out the door. You look back at the door of your house; that house was the house your parents bought you when you turned 16, sure it was odd, but hey, free house. Walking to the usual corner, there she is, waiting for you, Fluttershy. As you walk up to her smiling, you remember how you two met. In 7th grade she saw how well you handled dogs, she immediately opened up to you. She’s overly fond of animals, but it doesn’t bother you. If anything, it makes her more friendly and approachable. And so, she becomes your best friend and you even prioritize her over others! "Hey Flutters," you say.

"Hey Flutters," you say. "Oh h-hi Anon, how are you today?" she spoke.
"Well, considering it's still the morning, pretty fine I guess."
"Oh good, wouldn't want you feeling down!” She seems extra observant of you today, but you shrug it off.
You take the time to admire her amazing body. Being her friend for so long, you would think it's okay to check her out. You always had a thing for her, but you never really thought of actually getting with her. she has a great rack too. It looks to be a C-Cup, but nevertheless, it compliments her figure. She wasn't near as hot as her friend Rarity, however though, she was just stuck-up anyways. Fluttershy has a spectacular face and pink straight hair, which is complimented by a tan skin color. Her face always brought an uncertainty look of being nervous and afraid, but she knows she's safe with you. About halfway through the walk, she decides to break the silence.

"Hey Anon, you seem to have a pep in your step, is everything okay?" she asks gently.

You hadn't noticed it yourself, but you were a bit more jumpy, you guess you're really excited.

"Well I have some news 'Shy, I'm getting a car today from my family's friend, we won't have to walk anymore!"

"Really!? That's great Anon, I'm so happy for you!"

Walking further, you see the school come into view, Welp, let's get this over with.

You two make it to the entrance with the other school goers and you two depart.

"Bye Fluttershy, I'll see you tomorrow morning with my new car!"

"B-bye Anon, goodluck!" she says before leaving.

Surprisingly, the day was a breeze. three out four of your period's teachers were absent so there was less work. Of course there was the annoyance of the other students, but it didn't phase you. You chilled with Vinyl in most of the classes because she's chill. Plus, she let's you listen to her jams with her during classes. You hated hearing that bitch Sunset Shimmer talk with the other school douchebags during class. This included Flash, Trixie, and a few others. Then came lunch, which was pizza, but you didn't really care. Finally, the day was over, it hit 3:30! Walking out you hitch a ride with Spike to your job like always.

"Thanks bro for the ride, can't wait to stop being a buzz later today" you say as you get out of his car.

"No worries Anon, goodluck with the car" Spike said.

With that, you're off. Walking inside the backroom, you make your way to the changing room. You work at a local warehouse stacking boxes for various companies. The pay isn't too good, but it isn't bad either. After about two hours of stacking, your boss calls everyone into his office.

"Alright everyone, goodjob with the whole week, you're all important to the job yadda yadda here's the cash" he says carefree

After that, he passes everyone their paychecks. Getting yours, you smile.

"Hey Anon" your boss calls you over.

"I've taken notice that you've been laboring hard lately."

"Thanks Mr. Fancy, I try" You admit.

"Well, don't stop doing what you do, and I think you deserve the day off."

How better can this day get?

"Now get out of here before I change my mind."

"Yessir!"

Like lightening, you you're out of there,It's time to get that car!

Giving your parents a call, you let them know about work and get your stuff from the changing room. When your parents arrive, they can already see your enthusiasm.
"Wow Anon, you're really excited, but you do know that Norman's dad's cars aren't all that fancy right?" your mother says.
"I know, but it's still a car, I don't mind one bit" you say.
"That's our son, always caring for the optomistic side, even caring for the old classic music" your father states.
"Oh yea, that's right, I can play my tunes in the car now! Prepare to be played Queen album!"

Arriving at Norman's dad's scrapyard, he meets your family outside.

"It's been a while Anon, you ready?" he says wiping his hands from grease.

"Yea I know, thanks again for doing this."

"Of course Anon, we're practically family!" he tells you.

Walking to the back of the scrapyard, you see three cars lined up across. All three aren't all that, but you couldn't care less, they were beautiful. First, a dark blue, convertible top mustang. Secondly, a white 2006 mazda 3 hatchback. Lastly, a cherry red paseo convertible. Taking the time with Norman's dad to talk about the pros/cons of each, your mind won with the paseo. After paying, and signing the papers with Norman's dad, he tosses you the keys. With that all over, you take a seat in your new car. It feels so right, everything feels nice and smooth. Your parents decide to leave you be and head of while Norman's dad goes back in. You put the key in and turn the ignition, and hearing that engine rev up makes you oh so comfortable. Deciding you waited long enough, you drove off. Your toyota paseo is just great on the road, is fast, runs smoothly, and looks damn fine doing it. After getting back in your neighborhood, you park into your driveway. Getting out, you take the moment to just admire your car. Now that you have it, you can drive to school, to work, to parties, to stores and so on! You're awaken to see a sexy Fluttershy laying next to you in bed
How she got in here, you have no idea, but you don't care. Reaching over, you pull the sleeping beauty closer to you. Damn she smells so nice.

"Mmh....mm", Fluttershy made a noise.

She's awake.

"Oh...G-goodmorning Anon."

"Goodmorning lovely," you say half asleep.

"You know....if you're taking me for a ride, it's only right I ride you/"

Wait....she's not serious. She grips your hardening member and presses it against her honeypot. Right when you're about to respond, you hear knocks.

"Huh!? Wha....but..." you're wondering.

Dammit...another dream. The knocks are still continuing.

"I'm coming I'm coming!" You yell from upstairs.

Smacking your lips you make it downstairs to the door. Opening it reveals your fellow school goer Derpy.

"Oh hi Anon, here's your mail" she says before dropping everything out of her bag.

"Hehe...hello Derps, lemme help you with that" you say helping her with the mail.

A line you're always familiar with comes out her mouth.

"I just don't know what went wrong."

Derpy isn't the brightest person, but she has a good heart. You remember back in 7th grade she was bullied for her eyes. You came in trying to defend her, only to have your own ass whooped. She was crying, but happy that someone wanted to care for her
Later that day, she bought you lunch. After picking up the mail and putting them in their rightful order, you get yours

"Thanks Derpy" You tell her as she walks away.

"Byyyye Anon!"

Looking at your watch, you see it's 11:47am. The bank should be open, time to get paid. Man you wish you that dream was real

After getting ready to leave, you get the car keys and head out. The joys of having transportation. Before, walking to the bank was at least a 26 minute walk. With your paseo, it's a smooth five minutes. As soon as you get in your car, you pop in your CD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuD6i8dN1g

Lemme tell you, this felt great.

Now arriving at the Bank of Canterlot, you park. Since it was early, parking wasn't hard. Walking inside, you get that cool air feeling from the air conditioner. You pull up to the desk manager after the line wait and pull out your check. After a bit of scanning and small convo exchange, you walk out with some dough. Now, you can probaly take Fluttershy out to dinner, or maybe to the mall
At that moment, you remember Fluttershy really wanted to go the zoo. You wanted to go aswell, but it was a good 7 miles away
After heading home, you use your phone to dial in Fluttershy's number. Ringing....ringing..then an answer.

"H-hello?"

"Hey Fluttershy, goodmorning, so I got that car and it's just perfect" you let her know.

"Oh my is it really? That sounds so nice Anon."

"Yeah, hey listen, I was wondering if you'd like to come with me to the zoo today, now that I got a car, it'll be easier to get there."

You could hear an audible squee in the background.

"Oh yes oh yes oh yes Anon, I would love to!"

"Great! I'll pick you up around three today, stay cute."

You think you heard a small gasp but you shrug it off.

"Oh..um...yes of course..three...Th-thanks Anon, I'll be waiting."

Man, today was gonna be fun. You decide to spend the time being by playing some video games. You always loved yourself .some Metal Gear Solid. You always imagined yourself as Snake, and Meryl as Fluttershy. After some time sneaking and crawling, you look at the time.

It's 2:36.

Better get ready. You take a shower, shave your peach fuzz, and dress nicely. A simple light blue button-up shirt with shorts should do fine. You put on your special cologne. Fluttershy will hopefully like it. After some last minute checks, you walk out the door.

Getting into your car, you drive over to Fluttershy's block. You pull into her driveway. Making your way to her front door, you knock

After a moment, Fluttershy opens the door. And she looks....stunning. She wore a nice, breezy, green little dress. It showed off her legs and chest so nicely.

"You ready to go?" you ask. "S-sure, let's go" she answers. Like the gentleman your mother raised you to be, you open her door.

"Why thank you Anon" she thanks you. "Anytime" You say all suave . After you're bother seated and buckled in, you turn on your radio and change the track.[url] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KK9G6a4NXQ[/url]

"Oooh I love this band!" she says. "Really? I didn't guess you for it 'Shy". "Well I do, they're just so great, I love duets!" she states.

Saw that one coming. Driving to the zoo, you and Fluttershy talk about school and people. After a bit of getting into it, you pop the question. "So....is there anyone you like?" You try to ask casually. "Well...Wh-what do you mean?" she asks nervously. "Like...is there any guy you want to be with?". "Well....I don't really know a lot of boys.." she admits. Saw that one coming too.

"I only know You, Norman, and Spike, I wouldn't really like Norman...he's a fashioniesta, and we don't really see him anymore, Spike is....well he's spike...But you Anon...You're different" She says. You let this sit in your mind. "What do you mean...different?" You ponder. "W-well...you're my best friend, we've known eachother longer than the others". That was true, 6th grade man, times are different"You;re always there for me, talking with you isn't like talking to the others...I can be open" she tells you. "Thanks Fluttershy, that means a lot to me" you tell her.

"No no, thank you Anon, for everything."

Approaching the zoo, Fluttershy is already squealing. "Ohmygosh ohmygosh, I can't believe it!" she hyperly said. You couldn't either, you were planning on banging your best friend on your new car. "Maybe we'll see a walaroo, or some tucans!" she says. You hear her ramble on until you park. She then, immediately jumps out of the car, pulls you out after and begins skipping to the entrance. She's holding your hand. There's no way this is platonic, never in her life has she held your hand. Getting to the entrance booth, you use your free hand to pull out your wallet.

"That'll be $20.00 you two love birds hehe" the vendor said.
Fluttershy releases your hand and is blushing as red as a tomato. You pull out the cash and give him the right amount. You two walk inside only to see a wonder of a ton of animals. Trees, bushes, cages, and animals!. You could see people getting tours, exhibits of different rare animals. At this point, Fluttershy was beaming. Ponka would be proud. Walking down the aisle, you notice a sort of animal that looked really cool, you couldn't tell what it was though. It looked like somewhat of a hyena, but with a mixture of a bore. You shrug it off and continue forward. Going further on, you take notice on a little bunny. It wasn't as big as the others, and seemed scared. It was in the way back of the cage unlike the others. Fluttershy takes notice aswell and walks over.

"Aww, is someone all alone?" The bunny immediately scurried over to her hand next to the cage. "Aw, Anon, isn't it sad?" she looks up to to you with pleading eyes. "Yeah, It's all alone" you say grimly. It reminds you of Fluttershy when you met her in middle school, she was the frailest. No one else really hung with her, but when you two finally made that connection, it all changed. Just as soon as a worker passes by, you call him. "Um, excuse me?" you call. "Hmm? Oh, hello sir, how may I help you?" he asks you. "Yeah, I'd like to buy this bunny" you tell him. Fluttershy lets out a breath of air and reddens a bit. "Oh Anon, you don't have to do this" she lets you now. "Yeah but he needs a better home 'Shy, look at him" you look at her with a grin.

Just at that moment, the worker spoke up. "I'm quite sorry sir but the animals here aren't for sale". "Do I look like I care about the rules? I have money, let me buy the little guy" you tell him. The employee looks constipated at first then goes into an office and comes back with some papers. He then pulls out a pen "Sign these forms and pay up". After reading the fine print and signing, you look at the price. $150.....for a tiny bunny. "Anon, that price is kinda high, are you sure you want to do this?" Fluttershy says. "Of course Flutters, I'm sure" you assure her. You take a look at her one more time to see her smiling, then proceed by giving the man the money. You now have a bunny. The man gives you a small cage, a bag of starter food, and the bunny. You hand it to Fluttershy
"Here ya go, I know you'll take good care of him!" you tell her sincerely. She gracefully accepts the cage into her hand. "Thank you very much Anon, I think I'll call him Angel."

You, the reader, saw that coming.

She then leans over and gives you a kiss on the cheek. You know it's not enough though, you pull her close and embrace her into a kiss. She's surprised at first, then relaxes into it and holds you with her free hand. It feels so great to kiss her. Soon, you pull away and smile, she does the same. After that, you spend the rest of the day observing and admiring the other animals. You've been admiring something else too. Those bountiful breasts of hers. Heck, you even take a glance at her ass. Tonight better be the night your boner tells you. You two eat at the zoo's little shop and get ready to go. Putting Angel in the backseat, you two get in the car.

"Hey Fluttershy, I want to take you somewhere special before we head home" you let her know.

"Oh sure Anon! You don't have to if you don't have to though" she replies.

With that you drive off. With the windows rolled down, it feels great to have a breeze. It was getting late though, 6:32. Finally, you reach the cliff outlooking Canterlot. You parked close enough to get the view and still sit on the hood of your car as a bench
Man, she looks so perfect just sitting there beside you. She's just admiring the view, and so are you. You got a front row set to the twins, live of course. You swear, her breasts should just be certified pillows. She notices you looking at her, and turns her head. Like the alpha you are, you avert your head to meet her gaze. Played it off nicely.

"A-Anon....can I tell you something?" she asks you. "Of course Fluttershy, anything." "Well....I..I kinda liked you for a while now." Norman called it back in 9th grade. "Eversince middle school....I just...really liked you..I uh..still have these strong feelings for you" she confesses to you. This ride is gonna be fun! "That's great! I like you too", you say holding her hand. Cue cheesy line "This view is beautiful, not as beautiful as you though~"

She turns away for a moment, then smiles back at you. While still like an alpha, you lean in and kiss her. This kiss lasts longer than the one at the zoo though. The warmth sensation of her mouth fills yours. Because you're not Mr. Date-a-lot, you're already breathing heavily
She is too. You're loving every minute of this kiss, but you have a mission. Slowly, you move your tongue to her lips. Softly, you press. She gets the message and gives space to let your tongue enter. Almost immediately, her tongue meets yours. There's no actual flavor to kissing, but it feels nice. Because you're inexperienced, your tongue's all over the place. Her tongue is just scraping up on yours as it explores her mouth. Pulling away, (cliche) there's a strand of saliva connecting the two of you. Fluttershy fills the space and her tongue is in your mouth. You let her work on your mouth while you decide to take advantage of the moment. Gently to the touch, you place both your palms on her upper back. She lets it happen and continues her rampage on your mouth. Smoothly, you move your hands slowly down her sides. Now for execution. You grasp her ass, not lightly like a little bitch. Oh ho ho no, you hold that ass tightly and tenderly. At first she jumps, but eases into it. For the hell of the moment, you smack it. She gave out a muffled "Mmf". She's still going. You smack it again. Alright alright, now to really get into it.

Making room between you, you check her out. She looks you up and down, she then gives you bedroom eyes. Son of a bitch those bedroom eyes. If you didn't have a boner before, you one right now. Slowly, you reach your arms out. You retract it back a bit, still unsure if she's okay with forwarding your newfound love faster. At that moment, she takes your hands and press it back on her breasts. So soft and big Squishy too! You give the twins a good squeeze in which she moans out a bit. This is it. You release her bosoms and reach for her skirt. Since she's wearing a dress, you'll have to pull the thing completely off. She's okay with this, and so are you. You lift her skirt up, revealing her green panties with pink polka-dots. Now that's just adorable. She's blushing mad at this point. Moving it further up, you find that her bra is matching. Well damn, you have no objections. Finally, you take it off completely. Being the gentle lady like she is, she unhooks her bra for you. Her moundful breasts spill out and you're pretty sure you heard a "doink" when it did. They're so plush and big. Now in your hands, are Fluttershy's bare breasts. Even her nipples are hard at this point. Like the beast you are, you're already playing with them like joybags.

"Oooh Anon, It feels so good" she moans out. You forgot you were supposed to play music during this so no one heard you two, but fuck it. Fluttershy lets out more audible moans but who cares. Alright, you had your fill on her boobs, now for the real prize. Slickly, you grab the waistband of her panties. For a tiny laugh, you pull on it and let go, the sound of it hitting her skin was just boner aggravating. You notice that there was a damp spot at the base of her crotch. Oh you're so ready!

Stopping with the tugging, you pull it down. There, was the cutest vagina ever, it's a shame you're gonna wreck it with your penis. It even had a pinch of....pink pubic hair?. Damn, you cannnot wait to get in that. Not wasting time, you move her to lay down onto the hood. There she was, naked, beautiful, wet, and it was all for you. Fuck the formalities, it's sex time. You position yourself so your cock is lined up with her womanhood. It's just soaking, so it should be good enough lube. Finally, you move forward and prod her vagina, Feeling this, Fluttershy does not hesitate to moan out. "Mmm.....Anon, I'm ready....T-take me!". "As you wish" you tell her. Right there, you stick in the tip, right before quickly inserting every inch of your shaft. You're amazed that she took your whole length. Man, you even felt her hymen break. Doing this sends Futtershy to great screams of joy. From there, you start a slow pace, in, out, in, out. "Mmm....oh Anon, it feels so good and bad at the same time..." For you though, it just feels like bliss. "I know Fluttershy...it feels great!"

Now, since you think you have the hang of fucking, you pick up the speed and go a little faster. Years of porn had better pay for this. She notices the speed change and begins thrusting her crotch upwards to match the speed. You don't know if she was naturally good, or you're just a noob at fucking, but it felt like she knew how to make a guy feel good. Now, you've decided to spice it up and lift one of her legs up. She lets you do this and makes you grasp one of her breasts. You quickly start fondling the hell out of it! She's biting her lip to cover up majority of the muffled moans. Meanwhile, your groans can be heard just as much. You decided to lift her other leg over your shoulder. Wow, Fluttershy's actually pretty flexible. You're okay with this.

"Oh god Fluttershy!" you manage to moan. "Oh Anon!" she moans your name. You lean over and start sucking on her other breast. You begin swirling your tongue around and giving her nipple the occasional nibble. Everything just feels so great! After a bit of penetrating, you start to feel like you're reaching the limit. "Flutters.....I'm almost there" you gasp. "Mmm....me too...Inside! I want it inside Anon...if you're okay with that". You assume she's on birth control, but then again those things don't always work. Guess you'll have to be a daddy if she isn't. Ramming her pussy more, it's getting so close to the climax. At that moment, you feel her moist walls tighten around your member. This sends you over the edge. Nnngghh! You then shoot strands of your seed deep inside of Fluttershy, and let me tell you, it felt amazing! You both ride out your orgasms until she finally loosens up a bit so you can pull out. After some time, she dresses back up and you zip back up. The both of you get back in the paseo and drive back to Canterlot. Finally arriving at her home, she steps out with Angel in arm, and so do you. "Thank you Anon, I had a wonderful night!" she thanks you.
"You're welcome 'Shy, anytime" you wink at her. With that, she kisses you deeply again then heads inside. You drive back to your home. You step out of your car and admire it once again. Man, today was a fucking good day.

Canterlot Noire

Canterlot Noire

It was a cold evening in the streets of Canterlot City. Cold as the frost in your wife's meatloaf last night. "Anonymous! It's pouring a storm out here tonight, it's cold, let's head back to the station!" Your partner said. A fine young woman she was; she'd been with you since day one on the force of Canterlot Police Department. She was Detective Celestia, Homocide desk. It always crossed your mind why she stuck through with you in these cases. She had a teenage sister to go home to every night. Luna, quiet girl, but very polite. "I can't, Celestia, at least not yet," You start "Something about this doesn't feel right." It wasn't your wife's cooking either. "Go home, Luna needs you." you told her. "Are you sure? I can stay if you'd like." "Nah, it's fine, I'll be alright, just head home." "Alright then Anon, be safe." she said before leaving.

After that, she left. Now you were alone. This case was like nothing you saw. Homocide, more like a big intentional mess to be exact. Victim was sawed in half, upper limbs cut off. Worst of all, it was someone you knew. Sunset Shimmer. You looked over her body, you then examined it further. You find her phone, quickly, you stashed it away in your coat pocket. You could use it as evidence later. You noticed a tattoo on her neck, that wasn't covered in blood. It was a symbol, of a golden sun. Weird. It was hard to concentrate with rain going on that loudly.

Out of frustration, you threw your badge at the dumpster near the alley. You went to retrieve it, only to notice something shine. Upon further inspection after picking up your badge, you find that it's a locket. It had blood on it, Maybe Shimmer's. Once again, you took the possible evidence and stuffed it away in your pocket. You never put the evidence in a bag or give it to anyone, you didn't want anyone tampering. Standing up, you went back to Shimmer's body. "You were a real bitch back in school," You thought to yourself about her "But you changed for the good of cause, Why would anyone want you dead now?" You questioned yourself. You only knew some people who could've done this. Looking over everything one more time, you decided there was nothing else to find.

"Man...this was gonna be tough." After getting into your car, you decided to head home for the night. Good thing Celestia had her own car. She lived on the other side of town and you didn't feel like driving too far. You then left the scene of the crime.

This was Canterlot Noire

When you got home, you decided to skip dinner and head to your study. You noticed your wife was asleep. She and you had been having issues for a while now. You sigh and continued your trek to the next room. Walking in you took out the evidence from your pocket. Luckily, none of the blood got off the locket. You set them on your desk. You light up a cigarette which helped you relax. You picked up the phone, carefully not to leave fingerprints. No password, it was too easy. Looking into her call history, you saw a number that was marked "Unknown". Writing it down in a notepad, you noticed its' date. Just yesterday....Hmm. For a while, you searched her phone for more clues. You found nothing useful. Gossip messages. Few nudes sent to a "Mr.Eeyup96."

You sighed to yourself before setting the phone down and putting on your emergency gloves. You held up the locket and got a swab of the blood with a cue-tip for a sample . You set that aside and open the locket. "Dear god...." you said in shock

Right at that moment, the thunder and lightening struck. The picture in the locket was of Twilight Sparkle. Twilight was one of the few people you suspected. You can't jump to conclusions here yet Anon you thought. Maybe someone had it and dropped it. Or maybe the killer had it, Yeah, and maybe he/she dropped it. You just couldn't think that Twilight did that to Sunset. Let alone actually kill her. You put the swab of blood in your PC's analyser. After scanning it, It was a match to Sunset's blood. Still, how did it get there? Why is Sunset's blood on it? You decided to shrug it until tomorrow. You walked into your bedroom and undressed. You laid down only to have felt a lump next to your wife.

"Holy shit!" you yelped. You jumped of the bed and turned on the light. "What the hell's going on here!?" you angrily yelled. Apparently some other guy was in your bed. "Honey!?" your wife said "I thought you were working until tomorrow!?" The jackass sleeping in your bed was hiding behind your wife. "I was....But I needed to get some info." you said. Your blood was boiling. "That was...until I FIND SOME BASTARD SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE!" you yelled out "I OUGHTTA KILL YOU, YOU SON-OF-A BITCH!" "Anonymous! Please calm down, You knew our marriage wasn't working!" your wife told you while she defended the bastard. "You're right...I'll pack my shit and get out." you said feeling defeated. You walk to the fucker behind your wife. "I fucking hope you know who you're banging." You said.

About an hour after that, you got what you needed, and the evidence. You called Celestia and told her what happened. She said you were more than welcome to stay with her for a while. You left in your car. You flipped off your old house. 30 minutes in the rain was how long it took to get to Celestia's home. Canterlot was a big place afterall. You arrived at the front of her house. You took out your luggage. Celestia was already at the doorstep. "Again, thank you Celestia, this means a lot." you told her. "Of course Anon! We've known eachother for 10 years." she let you know. You made your way into her home, then you set your things in the living room. Her house wasn't big, but it wasn't small either, It was quite fancy actually.

"Would you like some coffee?" She asked you. "That'd be nice, Thank you." "I think you thanked me enough for one night Anon." she said teasingly. "I know, but my mind's full of things right now." you groaned. Your head was spinning at that point. 'Ugh, What am I gonna do?' you thought to yourself. Celestia came back in the room with 2 cups. She handed one to you which you gracefully drank from. God you needed that. "So Anon, tell me, anything interesting at the crime scene?" she asked you. "Yeah, I found some stuff that might narrow the suspects." you stated. "That's good, any leads so far?" "Well, I suspect a few people. There's Twilight Sparkle, Flutters Shydale, Flash Sentry, and AppleJack." Yet again, the thunder and lightening struck. The rain filled the air and was clearly audible. "Why do you suspect them?" Celestia asked. "Well, Fluttershy was a frail girl and was bullied by Sunset frequently. Flash was her ex, she had some guy bash a window in his car. AppleJack was always picked on for not being bright by her."

"I see" she said grimly "But we knew them, How could they do it?" "Well, Fluttershy...was kind of twisted...I saw her journal once, It was filled with sadistic drawings, even one of a dead Sunset." you let her know "Oh dear..." Celestia had gasped. "Flash always talked about getting back at her, not to mention Sunset fucked his best friend. AppleJack, held a strong grudge against her, a really strong one, just a month ago when we hung out she said she still hated her." you told her "Anon, Those are good guesses, but we need real clues, not just suspicion". "I know, I know." you said. "And what does Twilight have to do with it?" she had asked you. "Well, When Twilight moved to Canterlot, Sunset hated her popularity" you said with disgust. "I never really cared for either" you continued.

"The 2 became bitter rivals and went back and forth with pranks, soon after, Sunset changed her ways and stopped, but that was when she fucked Flash's friend. It annoyed Flash, so it annoyed Twilight." "But how does the case affect Twilight?" Celestia questioned. "I found this near the scene, I suppose it belongs to her or Flash." You took the ziplock with the locket in it and place it on the coffee table. "Oh my, It's bloody!" she exclaimed. "Yeah, the blood belongs to Sunset, It contains a photo of Twilight." you said. You thought to yourself that maybe Twilight and Flash are conspiring together. It made sense. They are married. After a while, you finished your coffee. You'll take a look at the phone evidence tomorrow. You and Celestia decided to call it a night. She cleaned the dishes and you cozied up the couch to sleep on. Right after that, Luna stepped from upstairs into the living room.

She yawned after rubbing her eyes. "Huh? Why is Uncle Anon here?" Luna asked. "Oh Luna! Why're you up?" Celestia had asked her. "I heard the sink running" she said. "Well, I'm here because my wife cheated on me." you answered her question. There was no need to lie, she's 16. "Oh....well, I was just checking, I'm gonna go back to bed now" she said tiredly. "Sure thing kiddo." Celestia told her. "Night Uncle Anon." "Goodnight Luna." you said as she left. After a few moments, Celestia was about to head upstairs. "Remember Anon, just call me should you need anything" she let you know. "Of course, thanks Celly!"

With that, she turned off the light and went to bed. Soon, you fell asleep just as well yourself. The day after, you had to leave to court to get the divorce. Man, Fuck today and all its glory. Sunset's death, Your two-timing wife, and a burden.

6:47 am

You were awoken by a soft voice. The voice sounded like it belonged to the night. Like the moon reached out to you. You opened your eyes, You found it was Luna humming while eating breakfast. Damn that breakfast smelled good! Celestia cooked what looks to be bacon. Groggily, you sat upright, you then decided it was time to get ready for the day. "Oh you're awake" Celestia said "Breakfast's ready when you're done grooming." "Yeah... *Yawn* Thanks." you said as you got up. You got your razor and shaving cream from out of your luggage. You looked for the bathroom. You found it easily in which you got the water running. You did the morning routine. Shit, shower, then shave now it's time to get paid. Damn you Saigon and your catchy lyrics. After you did that, you went back to the living room and got out a suit. After that, you changed in the bathroom. You decided you looked good enough so you went back downstairs.

7:22 am

Luna left for school. You were getting your wallet, phone, etc. After eating in the kitchen, you have small talk with Celestia about your divorce. "So...you ready for today?" she asked you. "I expected it to happen sometime." you admitted. After you finished with eating, you cleaned your own dishes. You and Celestia stepped outside and proceeded to your respective cars. Before she does though, she hugged you. "Be safe Anonymous, It'd be a shame if you were hurt" she said to you. You returned the hug, then you thanked her and got into your car. Huh, that hug felt....warm and fuzzy. She was really sincere, and her voice tone was low. You only heard her that way when her father died. You shrugged it off and headed for court. After two long hours, papers signed, attorney handshakes etc. Now, you were a single man. Sigh. You decided to drive to the park and sit. You had the whole day to get further in this case. Pulling out your cell and note containing the number, you dialed away the unknown number. Ringing....ringing...answer.

"H-hello?" was said with a soft, frail voice. "Fluttershy..?" you asked. "Oh..um..Yes..this is she" Fluttershy answered. "Right, this is Anon from highschool." you told her. "Oh that's right! I remember you, was there something you needed?" "Well, not to come off as rude, but you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sunset Shimmer's death would you?" You swore you could hear her heart beating fast. "Oh my....um..nope..not really" she answered suspiciously. "Are you sure? Her death doesn't seem...."accidental" per sé to you?" you asked. "Well um..maybe she deserved it?" Wait...what the fuck....
"Excuse me?" you asked her. As she spoke, her voice sounded less innocent and more assertive. "Yes, maybe she deserved to die, she wasn't always a good person." Okay...this is getting weird. "Just because she had a change of heart doesn't mean anything." You're starting to question what happened to Flutters. "I personally think you'd better give this case a rest Anon" She said that in a deadly, cold tone. "And remember Anonymous..." Jesus....what more? "Stay....out....of....my....shed!" with that, she hung up.

Well, it was pretty obvious who done it...but the locket wasn't Fluttershy's, atleast you thought it wasn't. You had to investigate/interrogate her after you look for Twilight and Flash. Well, it was time to give a call to Celly. Switch to Celestia's perspective. You hoped Anon's meeting went well. Would it be weird to move in on him right after his divorce? You liked him eversince your third year with him. Having viewed over the phonebook, you decided to focus on the case. You perused for Twilight Sparkle's phone number. *Bzzt bzzt* You pulled out your phone and answered it.
"Hello?" you asked. "Hey Celly, it's Anon" "Oh, hey Anon, what's up? "So, I got more clues, but for now, I need your assistance" he said. Perfect timing.
"Sure thing, with what?" you asked. "I'm gonna investigate Twilight and Flash" he answered. Too perfect of timing! "Yeah, I was just looking for their number, You have an address?" you asked/

After getting the info. you and Anon made way for the Sparkle/Sentry residence. Arriving at the street of their home, you parked a bit away. You didn't want anyone getting suspicious. Anon just got here as well. Time for action. Walking to their home, Anon asked. "Hey, you ready?" "As i'll ever be!" you replied. "Let's do this!" Making your way to their doorstep, Anon knocked on the door. Opening the door, revealed Flash. "Yes? How may I help you....Anon!? Celestia!?" he said in surprise. "Yeah it's us, we haven't seen you since highschool" Anon spoke. "Erm...yeah, so what's up?" Flash had asked. "First of all, May we come inside?" you asked. "Um...Sure! Of course" he answered nervously.

Letting you pass through, you and Anon took a seat on the couch. Switch back to Anon's perspective. 'Hmm...Flash is obviously nervous about something.' you thought to yourself. You pondered this, but Fluttershy seems more likely to have done it. At this point, Applejack doesn't even look like a suspect anymore. But wait....Where was Twilight? Maybe at a job? Shopping? Killing... Flash took a seat across the couch on an armchair. Celestia decided to speak up. "If I may ask, where is Twilight?" "Oh...she's out, she should be back any minute now" Flash said. As if on cue, Twilight had stepped through the door. "Honey, I'm home!" Twilight said cheerfully
Looking over to the living room, she took notice of you and Celestia.

"Oh...I didn't know we were having company" She said. "Well, Celestia and I just have some questions we'd like to ask then we'll be on our way." you stated. "Oh, sure thing!" Twilight said, then she placed two bags of groceries on their kitchen table. After she took a seat on the arm of the chair Flash was on, you pulled out your notepad. "So," Celestia had said "You already know we're detectives I presume?" "Yes of course!" Twilight replied. "Good, so, do either of you know anything about Sunset Shimmer's death?" you asked "No, not really" Flash spoke. Well...that was a fast answer A: Truth B: Doubt C: Lie. B it is. "I don't think you had time to think about that answer." you accused. "I don't need time, Twilight and I had nothing to do with her death" Flash exclaimed. "Where were you yesterday afternoon?" Celestia asked them both. "We were here, enjoying a meal thank you very much" Twilight replied. A: Truth B: Doubt C: Lie. B it is again.

"I don't believe that, If I remember correctly, Flash is in a gang. That makes him liable to criminal activity." you stated. "Not to mention her highness Princess Cadanza is visiting Canterlot with her husband....Your brother Twilight." Celestia backed you. "So!?" Came from a near accusable Twilight. "Well, Both of you should've been out. Besides, I saw Flash at the bar, didn't think you for a day drinker". you said. "Fine! We were out, but we didn't kill Sunset!" Flash said. "May we have a look around your house?" asked Celestia. "Go ahead, you won't find anything!" Twilight answered her. You got off your seats. You and Celestia investigated the house. It was small, so it wasn't so hard. After a good twenty minutes, all that was left to check was the master bedroom. The rest of the house was clean. Stepping inside, you took notice of how neat it was. Forging through everything, you and Celestia found nothing, You opened the last drawer near the bed. It was a pantie drawer. Curious, you pulled out some black lingerie. Your face got a bit red, Celestia even took notice.

"Anon, on duty we don't try to please our desires" she stated. "H-hey! I didn't know! Just keep looking!" you said embarassed. After searching everything, you found no evidence of Sunset's death here. You and Celestia went back to sitting in the living room. "So?" Flash asked you. "It appears we didn't find anything" Celestia spoke up. "Exactly! So, you can just let yourselves out" Twilight answered eagerly.
"Well...one more thing, mind explaining this?: you asked knowing you'd crack them. You take the locket out of your coat pocket and place it on the coffee table. "My locket!" Flash exclaimed. Right at that moment, you stopped him from trying to reach it. "The blood on it is Sunset's, how did YOUR locket get HER blood on it!?" you yelled at Flash. Flash gave a dumbfounded look. Flash was practically shitting bricks. You could smell his sweat.

"H-he doesn't have to answer that!" Twilight stated. "Oh really? Why not, what're you two hiding?" Celestia had asked. Celestia glared at the pair while you squinted like Clint Eastwood at Flash. Right at that moment, Twilight socked you square in the face while Flash booked it. Soon, she followed suit. Recovering, you & Celestia chased after them. "Son-of-a-bitch!!!!" you yelled. You were pissed off and ready to bust a head. They were quick enough to get into Flash's camero and speed out of there. It was too late to catch them. You & Celestia drove back to the station to report. After you gave the chief the briefing, he announced it. "Alright everyone, we got two suspects loose and dangerous out there" he stated. God you were angry. "The suspects are Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry, you see 'em, take 'em!"

And with that, everyone went back to their own business. It came to thought that now, you could return to their home and search more. "Celestia, we should go back." you told her."Why?" she asked. "Because, we could find something, it's obvious they did it." "I suppose you're right." You two decided to take your car and head there. The drive was short, and the sun was going down soon. "You called Luna today?" you asked Celestia. "Mhmm, she'll be fine without me for a while" Celestia answered. You both entered the house and immediately started looking again for clues. You took the locket again off the coffee table. Evidence is evidence. You both winded up back in the master bedroom again searching. Walking in you tripped on a dumbbell, pulling Celestia with you, landing on the bed.

"Oh my...." Celestia said blushing. "S-sorry...that was my bad." you assured her. "No no, it's fine Anonymous, ehh listen..." she started. What the fuck is happening right now? Is she....gonna confess to you? "I've...sorta liked you for a while" Celestia told you. "Really? When?" "It started when you were there for me at my father's funeral." she answered. "Oh yeah....I skipped brunch with my wife to go..hehe, we even busted the asshole who murdered your dad." "Yes..since then..I liked you" She admitted.

Looking up at her, you enveloped your lips onto her own. At first she's shocked, but then she warmed up to it. You held her close, still engaged into the kiss. You felt...Her tongue? Slipping its' way into your mouth, you don't let it, you instead pressed your tongue against hers and pushed it back into her mouth. You used your dominance to rest your tongue in her. After 10 minutes of making out, You decided to stop, you had a job. You & Celestia go back to looking, yet nothing was found. You two stepped into the backyard and sat down.

"Anon, it's dark, you still want to continue?" Celestia asked you with concern. "Maybe we 'should' stop." you said. Thinking it might work, you toss your badge at a nearby shrub. "Of course it wouldn't work a sec-" *Tink* "What the hell!?" What the hell!? It can't be!. You ran to the shrub and got your badge....along with a bloody hatchet. There's no doubt anymore, Twilight & Flash murdered Sunset Shimmer. God you love this badge! "Celestia! Look what I've found!" you called to her. Celestia stepped over to you examining the hatchet. "Let's take it back to the station and confirm the blood" You both went back to the station and immediately scanned the blood. Yep, It's Sunset's alright. You entered the main Headquarter area to see every detective there.

"Anyone got a report?" you asked aloud so everyone could hear you. "We saw Flash with his gang hanging out downtown." spoke Detective Beatrixie. "And?" you asked. "They got the slip on us and escaped" she answered. "Damn....Alright people, We got two murderers out there. Be on the lookout and be safe, I'll check the Central Canterlot Bar." you had announced. After that, everyone went back to work. Celestia quickly went back home to check Luna then came back. You prepped handcuffs and your glock to check the bar. Celestia came walking in while you weren't looking. She hugged you from behind then gave you a surprise kiss. You responded by turning around and returning the kiss. Like an alpha, you slipped your tongue into her mouth. She gradually wrapped her tongue around yours. Celestia guided your hands onto her ass which you squeezed softly. You two really got into it. You gave her rump a smack which to you received a cute yelp. You lifted her up and sat her down ontop of your desk.

She noticed a bulge in your pants and started rubbing it. It felt so good but your pants was in the way. You two went back to tongue wrestling while she was practically jerking you through your pants. "Ahem!" Came from Beatrixie who stood by the door. "Oh god, Trixie!" Celestia said disappointed. "You two done yet?" Beatrixie asked sarcastically. "Apparently so." you said annoyed. Door wide open, rookie mistake. "Anyways, the bartender at Central Canterlot Bar called saying Flash was there" Beatrixie told you. "Good, I'll get over there right away!" you said. You got all your stuff you needed and proceeded to leave. "Wait, I'll go too" Celestia said getting her coat. You stopped her in her tracks. "No Celly, I need to go alone, Flash is all mine, I'll be back soon" you assured her.

You gave her a kiss and headed out leaving Beatrixie and Celestia.

You drove down to the Central Canterlot Bar and went inside. Flash was at the counter drinking with his gang. The Waifu Stealers. Gay little shits just like Flash. You treked over to him and grabbed him by the shoulder. He quickly turned to see it was you. He took his beer bottle and swung it at you. You dodged it smoothly in which he hit one of his gang members square in the face. That guy went down while you immediately threw Flash down. The other patrons left except his gang. While Flash was down, They tried to evade you. They missed each swing which you countered. You socked the remaining members in which they fell. Flash got up and pulled out a 9.mm before he pointed it at you. Quickly, you drew your pistol and disarmed him with two shots, John Marston would be proud! He fell down screaming in agony. After a while, squad cars came to pick up the criminals while Flash's wounds were tended to. Soon after, he was taken back to the station for interrogation. You were gonna enjoy this so much. 100+ Fame for the disarm. Back at the station, Celestia was already waiting for you. She saw that you brought in the Waifu Stealers including Flash and smile.

"Wow, Nice catch Anon!" You got from a coworker or two. "Anon! You're back! Great job!" Celestia congratulated you. "Thanks, but I'm not finished yet, I still have to interrogate the asshole. you told her. You got a goodluck from her and you were off. Celestia decided to watch from the one-way mirror. Flash looked up to you while you stepped inside the room. He's banged up a bit, few bruises on his face, and a bullet wound in his arm. "Well well, Probably wasn't a good idea to attack wasn't it?" you said mockingly. He could tell you were being a smart ass and spit at your shirt. Right at that moment you pulled him by his jacket collar. "Woah man, Easy! I'm sorry alright!" the little prick cried. You bitch smacked him across the face with your backhand. "No it's not alright! I have a dead victim, and two criminals while one is loose. So no you piece of SHIT, everything is NOT alright!" You yelled right into his ear. You really wanted to just smash his face. "Okay okay...Twilight's at the Crystal Hotel with her sister-in-law" He revealed.

Fucking bitch would rat out his own wife. After the interrogation, Flash was taken to a cell. Soon, he and Twilight would be charged with murder and assault of an officer. Quickly while it was still night, you and Celestia headed for The Crystal Hotel. Making your way to the desk management, you got the info. you needed. You and Celestia went off to the destination. "Room C304...C304...Ah! There it is." Celestia said excitedly. You and Celestia both surrounded the door ready to breach. 3...2...1...GO. You rushed through the door only to see a naked Cadence having her hair done by a half dressed Twilight. Immediately you looked away while they screamed. Celestia took the lead and arrested Twilight. While leaving the hotel, Cadence started screaming about having her father get your badge and Shining Armor bailing them out. As fucking if. You explained Flash's squeal to which Twilight received harshly. You felt bad that she ended up with a douchebag. You interrogated her and got no information while she bawled her eyes out. You still had enough evidence to book them. They were to be imprisoned until their trial. You and Celestia went back to her home for the night. Luna was up, but she went back to bed being assured Celestia was safe. Celestia decided to let you sleep with her in her bed. You both got in bed ready to sleep.

"Anonymous....I love you" she told you. You were surprised, she said she liked you, now love. Damn, you loved hearing those words. You haven't heard your wife say that in a long time. "I...I love you too Celestia, I wouldn't have had anyone else during those ten years." you told her. You two shared a passionate kiss. "Shall we...Continue from where we left off?" She asked. "We shall." You smirked and got ontop of her, undressing her from her under clothes. She pulled off your boxers only to reveal your boner. "Oh my my, looks like your ex wife was very unkind to you" Celestia said while tapping the head of your shaft. God that felt good. You kissed her from the neck up and started fondling her milky breasts. "Mmf...Anon...Mmm..It's so sensitive!" She muffled. Stopping the teasing, you decided to align your erect member with her pussy. She's wet, but not crazy wet anime makes it out to be. "Anonymous wait...please be gentle..It's my first time" she admitted to you. Wut. You're okay with this. "I will." You assured her.

With that, she nodded giving you the green light. You slowly slid your dick into her. She was really tight and wet, unlike your ex wife's saggy vagina. You did the ol' in-out in-out with her. Celestia gave out moans but tried to surpress it to not wake up Luna. Be Luna. You could hear your sister and Anon fucking. You were getting pretty aroused. You slipped your hand down your PJ bottoms. Slowly you inserted your middle finger into your pussy. You broke your hymen so you can feel your cervix. You got a sting of pleasure when you touched it.

"Oh..oh Anon...Mmm~" Celestia moaned. "Oh Celestia...You're so tight" Anon tried to whisper. It just turned you on more. Softly, and slowly, you moaned to yourself while fondling your soon-to-be breast and fingering yourself. "Mmm...Mmm...Oh Anon..You're so good, but what about Celestia?" You were lost in your own bliss. Be Anon again. You were reaching the limit. "Celestia...I'm gonna!!!!" you gasped

Skeet skeet skeet. You filled Celestia with your cum to her response, she let out the softest moan ever. Soon after, you both drifted to sleep. The next day you awoke and followed the same morning routine. You and Celestia got ready and left to the station. You both punched in and did a file report for Sunset's Death. During lunch, you left without Celestia uptown. You went to a jeweler and bought a special ring with the sun on it. You made it back and had lunch with Celestia. You pretended to drop something and pulled out the ring on one knee. Celestia gasped and was visibly estatic. You proposed, she accepted. She said Twilight presented a note that had to be read urgently but postponed it to tell her mother the good news. Wait...You forgot to go tell Fluttershy sorry for thinking it was her. You'll drive to her home and tell her. You got her address and headed off, you also wanted to surprise her about your proposal to Celly.

Driving to her home, It seemed no one was present. You went to knock on her door to receive no response. The curtains were closed. You ventured around the lawn to see a shed behind her house. A light was on inside. You ran and tried to express your joy. "Fluttershy! You're innocent, Twilight & Flash did the murder! Celestia and I are getting married, Isn't that...." You opened the door to the shed.

"....Great?"

What you saw was horrible, your joy was now deep terror. The shed was filled with dead animals nailed to the wall. All skinned, brains scattered, bones crushed. Realizing everything, you went to draw your gun. Before you do, you were impaled by a garden hoe. It hit you directly through your heart. You fell down dead, revealing the attacker was Fluttershy with a twisted smile.

"I told you to stay out of my shed."

~~~~~Epilogue~~~~~

Be Celestia. It's been 10 long years since Anon's death. You beared Anon's child. You're retired, Luna has a job but hadn't moved out, to support you. Twilight & Flash were still in prison, You caught and killed Fluttershy. Anon wouldn't have died if you just read the note. Twilight tried to warn you with it, if only you would listen. You miss Anon every day.

To Twilight Sparkle & Flash Sentry,

Thank you very much for holding the evidence until the heat was off me, Sorry for using a letter instead of calling, but we can't be too safe.

Your true true friend -Fluttershy

The End.