A Story Where Everypony Wants Two Friends Salsa

by wizard10130

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Main 6, Lyra, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1250

Julien and Jason somehow get teleported to Ponyville, and you will never know why becuase the creator doesnt know how to start this story of salsa and Whispering Eyes.

Everypony wants a peice from these two friends. Mare and Stallions both! They dont know whats going on so they just go along with it. They just want to go home, but they cant like any other story where humans get stuck in the world of the ponies. Join these two friends in an epic journey of "fun times".

Published 2014-08-12 03:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-12 03:20:02 UTC

Who want some Salsa?

Author's Note

This story will contain alot of cursing and some racial slurs. you have been warned!!!!!
Also this is my first clop fic so dont judge on the bad details, thanks.

Who want some Salsa?

And so our story begins in the middle of a conversation that you have no idea how it got started like a dream.

"Yo, Bro im telling you if we were to try to get Princess Luna to teleport us back home, it will take alot more than talking to convince her to try." Julien said to Jason with a smirk on his face.

"We can atleast try, I have a life back home unlike you." Said Jason sternly.

"So? Look how much ass were getting here. Ass is left and right, geez dude you gay now? O look there's some ass over there!" Julien rebuttled sarcasticlsly pointing in the air like some ass was flying.

"As much as I do want to go home, youre right we get more ass than a toliet seat."

With a smile on his face Julien slapped Jason on his back "That's the spirit, man! Lets go home!"

The two friends were invited to live with Twilight Sparkle after they fucked her. The only condition is that when she says so they have to do the dirty with her. And Spike doesnt get anything becuase nobody likes him, and he doesnt even to get to watch. Tear. Also couple days ago Spike embarssed Rarity when she was flirting with the two friends, so he doesnt even get to get some from Rarity. Nobody likes Spike in this story.

The Two friends got home and opened the door slowly to make the least amount of noise possible, so Twilight couldnt hear them come in. They were tired of having sex with Twlight. It was bassically a daily routine. She might be a sex addict. As soon they could see the main room twilight came running up to them with a smile.

"Fuck" They said under their breath in sync.

She started speacking really fast as in you couldnt understand anything but a few key words, "quubnv fuck yabyn now ksootjhoh ass please" She looked at them with a smile like nothing happened, and her eyes drifted to their crotches. The thing is, if this were to happen with some other pony like Pinkie Pie they would have massive boners, but since its Twilight, it just doesnt happen. "Now that I think about I only want you Jason, Julien you can go this doesnt concern you."

"Yus!" Julien said fist pumping the air, and silently laughing at Jason while pointing at him. Then he goes to his room to take a nap.

Jason flips him the bird. He looks down at Twilight with a wide smile looking at him. "So what did you have in mind Twilight?"

"Were you not listining? I want to try anal with you, I was reading in my book the other day that anal was quit the experince for both partners!"

"Well thats...." He was cut off when Twilight rammed her face into Jason croch and deeply inhaling, her horn barley missing from stabbing him in the stomach.

"Ohhhh yeaaa" Twilight moaned witha face full of ectasy. She licked the area of his jeans where his growing erection is. "I can already taste it." She used a hoof to unzip his jeans. "Lets go to the couch so we can be more comforatable for this wonderful experiance." She trots over to the couch and puts her front hooves on the couch. She waves her tail back and fourth exposing her glimmering marehood for breif moments. Jason just wanted to get this over with, so he walks over to twilight and grabs her plump ass. "Take me" Twilight says in a slight moan.

Jason looks up to in the kitchen area to see Spike peking around the corner. Jason points to his right signalling spike to leave. Spike leaves and he can hear him start to cry and probably masterbate in the corner. Twilight uses her magic to levitate a bottle of lube to Jason. He opens the bottle and pours a considerable amount of lube onto her ass and some on his full hard on erection. This sends a chill up Twilights spine making her shake her ass a little. He uses his to thumbs to probe at her ass and then penatrates her virgina rump and spreads her ass.

"Oh, Please fuck my ass,Jason I want this so bad!"

Jason slowly prods her tiny hole and manages to insert his tip. The feling makes him shiver all over. The thought of having Twilight talk anymore during this annoyed Jason, so he gave Twilight what she wanted to baddly. He slammed his member into Twilight so fast that she lurched forward and screamed from the combined feeling of pain and pleasure. The feling of Twilights tight walls was to much and he wanted to pull out but he knew he couldnt. He stated thrusting slowly to get comforatable to the feeling.

Julien hears a scream and wonder what the honest fuck it was. So he got up from his beed and walked over to the door, he was about to open it but he decided to look through the key hole.He laughed at the sight.

Jason pulled on Twilight tail to move it out the way. This made Twilight moan even more. He reached his hand over twilight and started to play with Twilights marehood. He pulled out and spread Twilight ass to make her gape. He put his cock back inside Twilight. He went deeper and faster than before, making Twilights hind legs quiver in pleasure.

"IM GONNA CUM!" Twilight screams, and with hat she cums tighting hr walls aound Jason member, and flops her self on the couch, ass up. Jason pulls out and sits nest to her. She looks at him with a pleasure filled face. "Now its your turn"

With that she grabs Jasons still hard erection and strokes the base in a gentle way. She wraps her lips around the tip while still stroking the base for more please

Jason put one hand on Twilights head and pushed down and let her slowly rise back up. He used his other one to finger her marehood. She started to go in circular motions while going deeper. Once his member hit the back of her throat she will come up and repeat the process. He could feel himself about to climax and decided to say nothing. As he came he pushed Twilight head down as far as he could and came.

Twilight felt the cum hit the back of her throat and fill up her mouth and overflow. She swallowed as muchas she could. She pulled up couching and cum dripping from her lips. "That was amazing" she said breathing heavy, curling up to jason. "You can go now." she said half asleep.

With that Jason got up and went to his room. Julien was looking at some playbrony. Jason halfasleep falls on Julien bed.

"NIGGA! Get off my bed! Bitch. And go take a shower you smell like ass. Literaly!"

With that jason went to go take a shower. Once he entered the bathroom he striped of his clothes. He faild to notice that Twilight was already in the shower. Oncehe noticed Twilight was already on him with a smirk. "Back for more?" she said seductively said.

"Fuck"