"THE DOCTOR HAS LANDED! TIME TO SCOPE OUT–
Wait. What? PONIES? How in the world are there ponies here? Where the hell are all the humans? I think the TARDIS is a little sick. Poor thing.."

"What's wrong, baby? Huh? Oh, I know. Shh shh.. It's fine, sexy.. Yes, I know you like it when I call you that.. Okay, I'll just, go look around this, strange equestrian world full of ponies, you just sit here and feel better. I love you, TARDIS <3 /)^3^(\"

'Now, just have to – WHOA! OH MY, GOODNESS! – Oww. That hurt. A lot.. Why in the world did I just.. - AH! MY HANDS! M-M-MY FEET! WHAT ARE THESE? HOOVES? HOW IN THE NAME OF GALLIFREY DID THIS HAPPEN!"

"Why do I feel like I'm being watched…."

……..

"AH!"

"AHHH!"

"OH MY GOSH! I'm so sorry, miss. I didn't mean to scare you, I'm just, very lost. And confused. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED! AND I KNOW EVERYTHING! I'M CLEVER! >:("

"Uhm… what happened?"

"I'm a pony. I'm NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A PONY! Wait, are those wings?"

"Yeah, I AM a pegasus after all."

"Pega-pegasus? Like the mythological creature based off a horse, but given the power of flight?"

"Uhm.. I guess? Are you okay? Do you like, have amnesia, or are you dumb, or something?"

"I am PERFECTLY OKAY! I'm do not have amnesia, I am NOT dumb, and I am most certainly not SOMETHING! Now, I must find out why I am here, and why this has happened to me. I'm sorry, I never asked your name… or the reason why you were watching me.."

"OH! Well, I'm Derpy! Derpy Hooves. I'm the mailmare of Ponyville! Oh, and, uhm.. I don't know. You just came out of a giant blue phone box.. I could tell you're probably interesting.."

"Oh, well, hello there Derpy! I'm the Doctor! Nice to meet you!"

"Oh, well, hello there, Doctor! :)"

As you can obviously tell, if you read this short bit, this is a story of The Doctor's new adventure in Ponyville! He just became a pony, whaaaaaaat, but he did meet a really nice, and cute mare, who has an odd obsession with muffins and works as the mailmare of Ponyville! She also has a little filly, who is a unicorn, which makes no sense because shes a pegasus. Her eyes are also kind of messed up, but they are still so adorable /)^3^(\ Her name is Derpy.. Derpy Hooves. Come along, we're going on an adventure! An adventure with The Doctor! And in Ponyville, none-the-less! We have lots to do, Allons-y! :D