I Got the Feeling That Something Ain't Right
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Stuck in the Middle With You
I Got the Feeling That Something Ain't Right
Awaking while peeing is an odd sensation. I don't mean wetting the bed, goodness, that almost never happens any more. I mean, litterally, I woke up this morning in the bathroom using the toilet. But enough about the potty. Let's talk about you, Pinkie.
Me?
Yes, you.
Oh jeeze don't do the talking to self thing again. It get's my brain all fuzzly-wuffled.
Okay, but we agree that something ain't right?
Yes, very much so. Movement to move this narrative to a strictly first-person format. All in favor?
Aye
Aye
Aye Aye, captain!
Not sure how the third pony got there, but good enough. So, Pinkie, that's me, it appears that you are repeating yesterday's events.
I thought we weren't going to use "you" anymore.
Yeah, I did too, but it just seems to come up. Just roll with it.
Okie Dokie Lokie! I rolled onto my back.
Right, so taking stock of your surroundings, it appears Pinkie, that you are in a time loop of some sort.
Wowzers. That sounds dangerous. What makes you say that?
Well, you woke up peeing yesterday, too, for starters.
But I thought that was all a dream!
Maybe this is all a dream too. Woah.
Well yeah, that is a possibility. But if it's a dream, why can't I make candy go "poof!"?
Yeah, I don't think this is a dream. Darn. So, Ms. Brain, what evidence do you have that we are looping or what ever you call it?
Well, what did you, I mean I, I mean we do yesterday?
Well I woke up while peeing, figured I was in a really long and complex and boring dream, and I got ready for work, I baked a bunch of super duper yummy treats, and then... Uh... I ate some super duper yummy treats.... and... I went and made friends and stuff. Pretty standard day. I went to sleep and then this happened.\
Uh huh. How about the day before, huh?
Well, I woke up early, baked a bunch of great snicker doodles that I drew into snickerdoodles you can eat and then I went and made... some... Yeah something's rotten in the state of Denmark, and it's not my socks. Though I should probably get laundry going. It's been three months.
So, take assessement of your surroundings. You are lying on the bathroom floor. It is not particularly comfortable.
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright now lady, get up and wash your hoovesies and whathave you. It's time for a big day of adventuring. The case of why is time sort of repeating for me?
Are we completely sure time is indeed repeating? What was the date yesterday?
Uhhhh, August 3rd. Oh, just in time for BronyCon!
What?
Oh, sorry me, dimension leakage.
Yeah you should see a doctor about that.
How would looking at a doctor help with the voices?
Yeah,
except everypony already thinks I am psychic 'cause of my twitchy witchy pinkie sense. If only they knew the truth.
What's the truth?
I mean, I guess I am mildly psychic? I should probably see a doctor about that.
How would look–PINKIE!
Right, moving on.
