Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Equestriaby TheLightningChaptersPrologue: Mario's an idiot :(Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated)Chapter Three: Seriously, even more friends? :PChapter Four: Drugs are bad, mhm'kay?Chapter Five: Purple is an excellent color (Part 1 of 3)Chapter One: Welcome to Ponyville, GuysPrologue: Mario's an idiot :(---Peach's Castle: Foyer--- "Okay, Toad. I need you to run across the floor in front of the camera" Smg4 said to Toad. "Can I hold a JB magazine?" Toad asked with a JB magazine in his... hand, I guess? "I DON'T CARE!" Smg4 boasted out. "Okay, then!" Toad said getting into position. "Okay. Start filming in. 3... 2... 1!" Smg4 said standing next to Lakitu. "I hate my job" Lakitu said before he started filming. ---Peach's Castle: Smg4's Room "Okay, that seems good enough" Smg4 said typing on his computer. Suddenly an axe busted through the door and got pulled back before a face popped though and said "Heeere's Johnny!". "Mario, what are you doing?" Smg4 deadpanned. "I just wanted to see how the video's coming along" Mario said walking up to Smg4. "Well, it's done buffering... I guess I could show you" Smg4 said clicking on the play button. The video ended with a Pixelated Mario dancing next to the previous episode link and a pic from Deviantart. "Well, what do you think?" Smg4 asked smiling. Mario turned slowly to look at him with a judgmental expression on his face. Smg4 gulped. The camera zoomed in on Mario. "That was awesome!" Mario said jumping. "R-really?" Smg4 said. "Hell yeah! You deserve this spaghetti!" Mario said pulling Spaghetti out of nowhere. "Wow! Thanks, man!" Smg4 said before eating the spaghetti. -Warble- -Warble- "Uhhh... Where is that sound coming from?" Smg4 said pulling his face out of the spaghetti. "It sounds like it's coming from the hall" Mario said opening the door. "Hey! Wait for me!" Smg4 yelled opening the door as well. ---Peach's Castle: First Floor Hallway--- "Woah..." Mario's jaw hanged wide-opened once he saw the colorful portal. He stepped forwards and was about to step in the portal before Smg4 said "Wait! What if it's dangerous in there!?". "Don't worry, I got this" Mario said. "Steve!" He yelled. The ceiling above them crashed with Steve standing on top of it. "Hai, guise!" He said. "Steve? Can you step through this portal for me?" Mario asked. "Okai!" Steve said walking through. "See? It's safe!" Mario said. "Whatever" Smg4 said pushing Mario through the portal and walking through it himself. ---Ponyville--- Applejack was at her stand watching ponies go by her stand. Twilight was exploring her new castle with Spike. Fluttershy was tending to her animals. Pinkie was hopping around as usual. Rarity was working in her Boutique. And Rainbow Dash was sleeping on a cloud. She thought she heard something so she opened up her eyes and looked up. "SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt---!!!" Steve screamed as he whooshed past Rainbow Dash, who was confused about what just happened. Steve landed in water. He was followed by Smg4, who fell in the water as well, and Mario, who landed on Solid Earth. Mario popped his head out of the ground. "Mama-mia..." He said. Steve and Smg4 got out of the water and stood next to Mario. "Where are we?" Mario said looking around. "I don't know" Smg4 said looking around as well. "-Ahem!-" They turned around to see a Cyan-Colored Mare with a Rainbow Mane. "Who are you guys?" The mare asked. "Well, i'm SuperMarioGlitchy4, Smg4 for short. And these are my friends Mario and Steve" Smg4 said dusting off his hat before putting it back on. "Nice to meet you, guys. Name's Rainbow Dash, Fastest Flyer in all of Equestria" Rainbow Dash said. "Hey, Rainbow Dash. I heard a commot-" Twilight said trotting up to Dash before stopping and looking at them "They're-" Dash started to say before they were innterupted by chatter. Ponies have surrounded them and were talking about Smg4 and the others. Smg4 sighed. "It's gonna be one of these days, huh?" He said. END OF PROLOUGE Author's Note He's a story while you wait for new chapters of my Fanfic. Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated)Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated) ---Peach's Castle--- "I wonder where Mario and Smg4 are..." Luigi said walking two toads. "HEY, WHAT ARE YA DOING TODAY?" One of the toads said to the other. "OH, JUST HANGING OUT!" The other one replied. "Hey, Luigi!" Luigi turned to see Starman3. "Have you seen Smg4?" Starman3 said. "No" Luigi replied. "Wait, I thought I heard him and Mario go to the hallway in the basement" Sm3 said. "Let's a-go!" Luigi said. "Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to read this" A toad said reading a JB magazine. ---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- "-Snores- Mama-mia.. -Snores- Pizza pie-a -Snores-" Mario said sleeping. "Does he always talk in his dreams?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at Mario's sleeping form. "Eeyup" Smg4 said looking though some of Twilight's books she managed to salvage from the ruins of the Library. "Why do you have all these Romance Novels?" He said looking at the pile of books next to him. Twilight blushed before picking up the pile of books with her magic "No reason" She said. "Sure..." Smg4 deadpanned. "aaaaahhhh......". "Hey, you hear that?" Smg4 said getting up. "Yeah. What is that?" Twilight said putting her hoof to her ear. -Crash!- Luigi, Sm3, and the main Toad crashed through the roof, leaving a crappily drawn hole. "Owie" Luigi said getting up. "Next time I see a portal. I am sure as hell not gonna go in it" Sm3 said getting up as well. "Atleast my JB magazine is okay" Toad said holding his magazine. "JB MAGAZINE!?" Everyone turned to see Mario up with flames in his eyes. He took the JB magazine and yelled "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" before turning Super Saiyan. He boosted up to the stars and headed towards the sun. He pulled Justin Bieber out of the magazine. "Hey, gurl" JB said. "I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!" Mario yelled throwing JB at the sun. "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......" JB yelled before being burnt to a crisp. "I did it. I saved the world" Maria said. And Equestria blew up. NOT! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Mario wheed all the way back to the Castle. "Oof!" Mario landed but got stuck in the ground. "Mamafucker!" He said crouching. Twilight's mouth hung open, and she looked over to Smg4 for an explanation. "That's just Mario" Smg4 said. "Oh-ho-ho!" Luigi cried crouching. "Pussy" Toad said. "Yoshi. Huraguhuh" Yoshi drunkly said. "You're not in this story yet!" Smg4 angrily said. "Okay, coffee break, everypony!" I said. "Finally!" Twilight said walking of stage. I walked over to Yoshi. "Yoshi. How many times do I have to tell you. Not yet!" I yelled at him. Yoshi just stared at me before picking me up with his tounge. "Oh, crap" I said. The tape ends there.... END OF CHAPTER TWO Author's Note U MAD? Just so you know, alot of this story is gonna have references from SuperMarioGlitchy4 videos. Plus, there's gonna be alot of swearing and offensive stuff sometimes. Just warning you, bros. If you haven't already, check out my other story, but there aren't gonna be new chapters on it soon because I have a Writer's Block (Again, if you have read it already). Plus this is a side story, which means i'll be working on it if I got nothing to put in my main Fanfic. So if you read it, please put some ideas in the comments, and while you're at it, put ideas in the comments here as well. And tell me how i'm doing, but don't be really, really harsh, okay? This is TheLightning, signing out! Chapter Three: Seriously, even more friends? :P---Peach's Castle--- Peach was sitting in her Throne Room thinking about stuff. "I wonder if mayonnaise is an instrument" She asked herself. She looked around her Throne Room. "That's weird. There isn't any commotion" She said to herself confused. She stood up and walked to the Foyer and looked around only to find FM and X talking about Cheat Codes. "So it's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A?" FM asked X. "Yeah, that's the Konami Code alright" X said. "Excuse me, X and FM, have you seen Mario?" Peach asked them after walking up to them. "Yeah, I saw Mario and Smg4 going down to the basement a couple of hours ago" FM replied. "Okay, then" Peach said walking to the basement. ---Peach's Castle: Basement Hallway--- "How long has it been since someone cleaned down here?" Peach said to herself picking up some dust with her fingertips. "What's this?" She said looking at the Portal. "Now's my chance!" Somebody said to theirself while looking at Peach. "Huh? Who's there?" Peach asked turning around. "YOLO!" The figure jumped out of the shadows to show that it was Bowser. Peach screamed before being accidentally knocked into the portal with Bowser. "Hey, you hear that?" FM said hearing Peach scream. "Sounded like Peach. Let's not check if she's okay" X said smiling. FM stared at X judgmentally. "Okay... Let's check if she's okay" X said begrudgingly. "Peach, you okay?" FM said looking around. "Hey, what's this?" X said looking at the portal. "It looks like a portal" FM said walking up next to X. "Let's a-go!" X said grabbing FM and jumping in. Peach screamed while falling to Equestria. She then realized she wasn't falling. She looked up to see Bowser focused on landing safely. Bowser landed next to Twilight's Castle softly. Peach brushed off the dust that was on her dress. "Thanks" She said looking at Bowser. "No problem, Princess" Bowser said blushing. Suddenly, FM and X landed on Bowser, causing him to fall on the ground. "Peach, what happened? We heard you scream" FM said jumping off of Bowser. X jumped off as well. "It's okay, I'm fine" She said. "What's going on out here?" Smg4 said opening the gate. He looked at them. "Oh. Hi, guys" He said. "Wassup'?" X said. Smg4 sighed. 'Great, more trouble' He thought to himself. ---Unknown--- A figure was sitting in a chair staring at moniters that showed Smg4 and friends in Equestria. A Minion walked up to the figure and saluted. "Is everything in motion?" The figure asked the Minion. "Yes, sir. Everything is going as planned" The Minion replied. "Good" The Figure said before smiling. "Wha-ha! Wario's here!" Wario said jumping in front of the Figure. You could hear a glass shatter. "GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled. "Coffee break, everyone!" I yelled into a Microphone. Everybody walked off stage, but I stopped Wario. "Wario, Wario, Wario." I said sighing. "Just like Yoshi, you're not in this story yet" I annoyingly said staring at him. "Wah?" Wario said scratching his head. I sighed. "Hey, Intern?" I said. "Yeah?" The Intern said looking at me. "Bring me a Coffee Pot. This is going to take a while" I said. The intern nodded and went to get the Coffee. I looked back at Wario to see he was picking his nose. I sighed. 'I'm in for a hell of a time' I thought to myself.."Hey, Stinky!" Mario said popping in front of me naked. "OH SHI-" I said falling on my back. 'This is going to take a day or two' I thought to myself sighing. Suddenly Wario farted. I sniffed the air before passing out due to bad gas. The tape ends there... END OF CHAPTER THREE Author's Note Yeah, there you go. More shenanigans are gonna happen. Renember to leave your ideas and requests for refrences or characters for the story. "Thank you, come again" -Native American Cashier. Chapter Four: Drugs are bad, mhm'kay?---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- Mario was walking around Twilight's Castle naked. "Mario!? What the heck!?" Smg4 yelled seeing Mario. "What?" Mario said looking at Smg4. "This isn't our home! Put your clothes back on!" Smg4 angrily said. "Fine!" Mario said putting his clothes back on. "Idiot" Smg4 said walking away. "Atleast I can eat this mushroom I found under the toilet before we were brought here" Mario said taking out a mushroom. Smg4 heard this and turned around. "NOOOoooo!!!" Smg4 yelled running towards Mario. But it was too late... Mario ate the mushroom and his eyes went derp. "Oh sheeeeeeeeeee-" Smg4 started saying before being knocked over by Mario who was running fast. "Owie" Smg4 said getting up and rubbing his head. "Reeeaur!" Mario yelled while he ran through the streets of Ponyville. "Omnomnomnom!" FM was eating Cupcakes before Mario zoomed past the store. FM looked around before he continued to eat Cupcakes. "YOLO!" Mario yelled slamming into a cart full of roses. "Hey!" The pony that ran the cart stared at him angrily. Mario just stared at her with his derp eyes. "I summon the powers of a kart!" He yelled. His kart fell from the sky squashing the pony. "Thank you, come again" He said before riding away. "Oh, yeah!" He said running over some ponies. Smg4 stepped out of the Castle to see Ponyville on fire. "Oh my fucking god" He whispered to himself. "MARIO!" He yelled running towards the burning Ponyville. "Lahlahlahhlauhlahhuhha!" Mario sang to himself. "You mind getting off of me" X said because Mario's Kart was on top of him. "Bitch do I look like I care? NO!" Mario sang before yelling no. "MARIO!" Mario turned to see Smg4. "What have I told you about eating mushrooms found under toilets!?" Smg4 angrily said. *Mario Processing Mode* "Hnng!" Mario fell to the ground. Smg4 sighed. "Idiot" He said before grabbing Mario and putting him over his shoulder and walking away. "Uhhh... A little help?" X said still under the Kart. "I'll help!" A Mint-colored Pony said getting eerily close to X. "*Meep!*" X meeped. Back at the Castle... "What happened to him?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at the Derpy Mario. "He ate a Mushroom he found before we got sent here" Smg4 replied. "Wanna look like-a Mario? Okay, let's get-a started. You'll look look just like-a- Whee!" Mario said falling of the bed. Twilight just looked really confused at this. "Wait! I remember!" Smg4 said taking out a 1-UP Mushroom. "I command you to eat this and turn back to normal!" Smg4 yelled throwing it at Mario. The Mushroom hit Mario *Doodeedodo!* and he turned back to normal. "I'm not gonna even ask how that worked" Twilight said shaking her head. "WAH!" Waluigi yelled. "FUCK!" I yelled. "Waluigi! Just like Yoshi and Wario, you're not in the story yet!" I ranted. "Wah?" Waluigi asked rubbing the back of his head. "Oh my fucking god" I whispered to myself. "Anybody want some Spagetti?" Mario asked running over to an oven. "No, dude! Don't do it!" I yelled. Mario flipped the switch on the oven. The Recording Studio was on fire. "GOD DAMNIT, MARIO!" Me and Smg4 yelled at him. Mario had a troll face on and walked away backwards. I cursed under my breath. "Hai, Guise!" Steve said after landing on me. "Fuck my life" I grumbled. IMPORTANT MESSAGE "Drugs that were in this chapter were fake. Don't do drugs, mhm'kay? Cause drugs are bad. So don't drugs cause' they're bad, mhm'kay?" The announcer said. "What?" Mario asked while he was eating a Mushroom. END OF CHAPTER FOUR Author's Note Yay! A new chapter! Chapter Five: Purple is an excellent color (Part 1 of 3)----The Beginning of the end of the Beginning Saga---- ---Twilight's Castle--- --Night Time-- "*Snore* Ah... Ravioli... *Snore* Ahh... Mama-mia..." Mario talked in his dream as he slept. On the other side of the room that Mario was in was SMG4 and Twilight. "So... You, Luigi, and Mario eat this special kind of mushroom to get bigger?" Twilight looked at SMG4 with confusion. "Yeah, it's pretty hard to explain. I don't think you would understand half of the explanation" SMG4 sighed. A short figure from afar looked at the two as they talked... The figure then pulled a cellphone out of his pocket. "I found him boss, he's in some purple pony's castle" The figure said. "Good job, boy..." Said a tall figure that appeared behind the short figure. "B-boss!? What are yo- GRRK!" The figure stopped moving after a knife was thrust in it's chest. "I have no need of you anymore" The tall figure removed the knife and kicked the small figure down showing that it was a Koopa Troopa. The tall figure stepped out of the shadows showing that it wore a purple suit and stared at the castle. The purple figure chuckled as he kept staring. "Well, it looks like I found you, Mr. Mario..." The figure then turned around and walked back into the shadows. SMG4 then turned to the window. "Is something wrong Glitchy?" Twilight looked at the window too. "Hmm... No, it just feels like something bad's gonna happen soon. But I think it's just me being paranoid" SMG4 looked back at Twilight. "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Mario yelled at them before falling back asleep. ---12:00 P.M.--- Everyone was asleep in Twilight's Castle... Well, except for SMG4, he wanted to figure out why all this happened. "It just doesn't make sense! Not that anything makes though, but, why was there a portal in the hallway!?" He scratched his head. Little did he know that a figure was watching him from outside the room he was in. "Hmm..." SMG4 thought hard for a second before giving up. "Why am I even trying? Nothing ever makes sense." He sighed scratching under his moustache. "You'll find out soon enough..." A voice said from behind him. SMG4 whipped around before some cloth with Chloroform was pushed into his face. "Ugh..." SMG4 muttered out while his was starting to pass out. The figure snickered before heading towards where everyone else was sleeping... ---???--- Mario was dreaming of Spaghetti Land, he was naked and literally eating everything in site. "THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER!" He yelled in-between bites of some spaghetti. "Hey!" A voice said behind him. Mario turned around slowly to see Wario. "WHAT IS IT!?" Mario yelled angrily at Wario. "BF, I am preggers!" Wario said. Mario stood there for a solid 5 seconds before freaking the fuck out, waking him up from the dream. "AHH!" Mario yelled jumping up. "Mama-mia... That was-a nightmare..." He said before looking around. "Hey... Wait a second..." He was in a cage. "Huh... Did I steal someone's Spaghetti? Because if I did, it was really good!" He smiled for a second before noticing some movement beside him. "Uhn..." Twilight grunted before getting up and rubbing her head. "Oh! Hello purple pony princess!" Mario said. "What...? Mario?" Twilight turned to look at him before noticing she was in a cage with him. "What the...? Where are we?" She questioned. SMG4 yawned as he got up, seeing Twilight and Mario in front of him. "Oh, hey guys." He stretched. "SMG4, do you know where we are?" Twilight asked. SMG4 looked around for a few seconds before looking back at the two. "Nope." He shrugged. Twilight sighed. "Do you atleast know how we got here?" She asked him. "Well... Only thing I remember is hearing a voice saying 'You'll find out soon enough' and then passing out." SMG4 scratched his head. "Boooring!" Mario yelled. Twilight looked at Mario with a 'If you weren't my friend, I would strangle you' face before turning back to SMG4. "Well, we have to find a way out of here somehow." She said looking around again. "Well, you could just use your magic to get us out of here." SMG4 said dusting off his cap. "Oh. Right." Twilight blushed before getting into a stance. "Hrrng!" She grunted trying to use her magic. Mario just sat down and dreamed of Spaghetti. "I can't use any magic..." She sighed before sitting down. "Well fuck." SMG4 said sitting down as well. Then they all heard a chuckle come from outside. "Hey! Who's there!? I'm warning you! I got a PINGAS Launch- Oh wait, I let Onyxking67 borrow it." SMG4 grumbled. "It's funny trying see you little brats trying to get out of here..." The voice said coming closer. "Wait a minute... I know that voice!" Mario gasped. The purple figure from before stepped into their line of sight. "Glad to see you can use that 'nothing' of a brain you have Mario..." The figure chuckled before taking out a knife with the Koopa's blood still on it. "Purple Guy!" SMG4 said shocked. ---To Be Continued...--- Author's Note Well, here it is, the first part to the end of the Beginning Saga. Sorry about not posting anything in forever, it's just that School and other things got in the way and I had to work on those. But I hope I can atleast have some time to keep writing these. Anyways, thanks for reading! Chapter One: Welcome to Ponyville, Guys'When we get back to the Castle. I'm gonna kick Mario's ass!' Smg4 thought to himself as he and his friends followed Rainbow Dash. "Where are you taking us exactly?" Smg4 asked Dash. "I'm taking you to my friend, Twilight. I think she knows what to do" Dash said before stopping. "Why'd you stop?" Mario asked. "We're here" Dash said opening the front gate. . "Twilight!" Dash yelled. "Yeah?" Somepony responded. "I got some guys you need to see" Dash yelled. "This better not be a pra-" A Lavender Alicorn stopped in her tracks once she saw Smg4 and his friends. She walked forwards towards Smg4 and his friends. "What is it?" Twilight asked. "Well..." Smg4 started to say. Later with Celestia and Luna there... "And that's about it" Smg4 said. "We'll try to sort this out as best as we can" Celestia said getting up and walking out the gate with Luna. "Bai, Guise!" Steve said. "Wonder where we could sleep" Smg4 said walking out the door with his friends. One Hour of House Searching later... "Hush little Angel, don't you cry..." Fluttershy sang. "ZZZZZzzz..." Smg4 was fast asleep. Steve didn't make any noise while he slept. And Mario just snored. Dawn Of The First Day "-yawns- That was pretty nice" Smg4 said while getting up. "Morneng, Guise!" Steve said. ---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- "Did you get any response from Celestia yet?" Smg4 asked Twilight. "No" Twilight said. Smg4 sighed. 'I wonder what the others are up to' He thought to himself ---Peach's Castle--- "Got any fours?" Luigi said. "Go Fish" Toad said. "Screw this game!" Luigi yelled before flipping the table they were playing on. "I still win!" Toad said. "SHUT THE F*** UP!" Luigi yelled. Toad stared at him wide-eyed. 'Ehh, I'm sure they're fine' He thought. The castle was on fire and in the front of it, Luigi was on fire. "Oh, God! Oh, F***! It burns!" He yelled running in circles. "Wuss" Toad said. END OF CHAPTER ONE Author's Note Sorry for it being so short. But I didn't have any other idea.
Prologue: Mario's an idiot :(---Peach's Castle: Foyer--- "Okay, Toad. I need you to run across the floor in front of the camera" Smg4 said to Toad. "Can I hold a JB magazine?" Toad asked with a JB magazine in his... hand, I guess? "I DON'T CARE!" Smg4 boasted out. "Okay, then!" Toad said getting into position. "Okay. Start filming in. 3... 2... 1!" Smg4 said standing next to Lakitu. "I hate my job" Lakitu said before he started filming. ---Peach's Castle: Smg4's Room "Okay, that seems good enough" Smg4 said typing on his computer. Suddenly an axe busted through the door and got pulled back before a face popped though and said "Heeere's Johnny!". "Mario, what are you doing?" Smg4 deadpanned. "I just wanted to see how the video's coming along" Mario said walking up to Smg4. "Well, it's done buffering... I guess I could show you" Smg4 said clicking on the play button. The video ended with a Pixelated Mario dancing next to the previous episode link and a pic from Deviantart. "Well, what do you think?" Smg4 asked smiling. Mario turned slowly to look at him with a judgmental expression on his face. Smg4 gulped. The camera zoomed in on Mario. "That was awesome!" Mario said jumping. "R-really?" Smg4 said. "Hell yeah! You deserve this spaghetti!" Mario said pulling Spaghetti out of nowhere. "Wow! Thanks, man!" Smg4 said before eating the spaghetti. -Warble- -Warble- "Uhhh... Where is that sound coming from?" Smg4 said pulling his face out of the spaghetti. "It sounds like it's coming from the hall" Mario said opening the door. "Hey! Wait for me!" Smg4 yelled opening the door as well. ---Peach's Castle: First Floor Hallway--- "Woah..." Mario's jaw hanged wide-opened once he saw the colorful portal. He stepped forwards and was about to step in the portal before Smg4 said "Wait! What if it's dangerous in there!?". "Don't worry, I got this" Mario said. "Steve!" He yelled. The ceiling above them crashed with Steve standing on top of it. "Hai, guise!" He said. "Steve? Can you step through this portal for me?" Mario asked. "Okai!" Steve said walking through. "See? It's safe!" Mario said. "Whatever" Smg4 said pushing Mario through the portal and walking through it himself. ---Ponyville--- Applejack was at her stand watching ponies go by her stand. Twilight was exploring her new castle with Spike. Fluttershy was tending to her animals. Pinkie was hopping around as usual. Rarity was working in her Boutique. And Rainbow Dash was sleeping on a cloud. She thought she heard something so she opened up her eyes and looked up. "SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt---!!!" Steve screamed as he whooshed past Rainbow Dash, who was confused about what just happened. Steve landed in water. He was followed by Smg4, who fell in the water as well, and Mario, who landed on Solid Earth. Mario popped his head out of the ground. "Mama-mia..." He said. Steve and Smg4 got out of the water and stood next to Mario. "Where are we?" Mario said looking around. "I don't know" Smg4 said looking around as well. "-Ahem!-" They turned around to see a Cyan-Colored Mare with a Rainbow Mane. "Who are you guys?" The mare asked. "Well, i'm SuperMarioGlitchy4, Smg4 for short. And these are my friends Mario and Steve" Smg4 said dusting off his hat before putting it back on. "Nice to meet you, guys. Name's Rainbow Dash, Fastest Flyer in all of Equestria" Rainbow Dash said. "Hey, Rainbow Dash. I heard a commot-" Twilight said trotting up to Dash before stopping and looking at them "They're-" Dash started to say before they were innterupted by chatter. Ponies have surrounded them and were talking about Smg4 and the others. Smg4 sighed. "It's gonna be one of these days, huh?" He said. END OF PROLOUGE Author's Note He's a story while you wait for new chapters of my Fanfic.
Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated)Chapter Two: More friends T_T (Some undone stuff fixed, and the Author's Notes is updated) ---Peach's Castle--- "I wonder where Mario and Smg4 are..." Luigi said walking two toads. "HEY, WHAT ARE YA DOING TODAY?" One of the toads said to the other. "OH, JUST HANGING OUT!" The other one replied. "Hey, Luigi!" Luigi turned to see Starman3. "Have you seen Smg4?" Starman3 said. "No" Luigi replied. "Wait, I thought I heard him and Mario go to the hallway in the basement" Sm3 said. "Let's a-go!" Luigi said. "Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to read this" A toad said reading a JB magazine. ---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- "-Snores- Mama-mia.. -Snores- Pizza pie-a -Snores-" Mario said sleeping. "Does he always talk in his dreams?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at Mario's sleeping form. "Eeyup" Smg4 said looking though some of Twilight's books she managed to salvage from the ruins of the Library. "Why do you have all these Romance Novels?" He said looking at the pile of books next to him. Twilight blushed before picking up the pile of books with her magic "No reason" She said. "Sure..." Smg4 deadpanned. "aaaaahhhh......". "Hey, you hear that?" Smg4 said getting up. "Yeah. What is that?" Twilight said putting her hoof to her ear. -Crash!- Luigi, Sm3, and the main Toad crashed through the roof, leaving a crappily drawn hole. "Owie" Luigi said getting up. "Next time I see a portal. I am sure as hell not gonna go in it" Sm3 said getting up as well. "Atleast my JB magazine is okay" Toad said holding his magazine. "JB MAGAZINE!?" Everyone turned to see Mario up with flames in his eyes. He took the JB magazine and yelled "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!" before turning Super Saiyan. He boosted up to the stars and headed towards the sun. He pulled Justin Bieber out of the magazine. "Hey, gurl" JB said. "I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!" Mario yelled throwing JB at the sun. "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......" JB yelled before being burnt to a crisp. "I did it. I saved the world" Maria said. And Equestria blew up. NOT! "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Mario wheed all the way back to the Castle. "Oof!" Mario landed but got stuck in the ground. "Mamafucker!" He said crouching. Twilight's mouth hung open, and she looked over to Smg4 for an explanation. "That's just Mario" Smg4 said. "Oh-ho-ho!" Luigi cried crouching. "Pussy" Toad said. "Yoshi. Huraguhuh" Yoshi drunkly said. "You're not in this story yet!" Smg4 angrily said. "Okay, coffee break, everypony!" I said. "Finally!" Twilight said walking of stage. I walked over to Yoshi. "Yoshi. How many times do I have to tell you. Not yet!" I yelled at him. Yoshi just stared at me before picking me up with his tounge. "Oh, crap" I said. The tape ends there.... END OF CHAPTER TWO Author's Note U MAD? Just so you know, alot of this story is gonna have references from SuperMarioGlitchy4 videos. Plus, there's gonna be alot of swearing and offensive stuff sometimes. Just warning you, bros. If you haven't already, check out my other story, but there aren't gonna be new chapters on it soon because I have a Writer's Block (Again, if you have read it already). Plus this is a side story, which means i'll be working on it if I got nothing to put in my main Fanfic. So if you read it, please put some ideas in the comments, and while you're at it, put ideas in the comments here as well. And tell me how i'm doing, but don't be really, really harsh, okay? This is TheLightning, signing out!
Chapter Three: Seriously, even more friends? :P---Peach's Castle--- Peach was sitting in her Throne Room thinking about stuff. "I wonder if mayonnaise is an instrument" She asked herself. She looked around her Throne Room. "That's weird. There isn't any commotion" She said to herself confused. She stood up and walked to the Foyer and looked around only to find FM and X talking about Cheat Codes. "So it's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A?" FM asked X. "Yeah, that's the Konami Code alright" X said. "Excuse me, X and FM, have you seen Mario?" Peach asked them after walking up to them. "Yeah, I saw Mario and Smg4 going down to the basement a couple of hours ago" FM replied. "Okay, then" Peach said walking to the basement. ---Peach's Castle: Basement Hallway--- "How long has it been since someone cleaned down here?" Peach said to herself picking up some dust with her fingertips. "What's this?" She said looking at the Portal. "Now's my chance!" Somebody said to theirself while looking at Peach. "Huh? Who's there?" Peach asked turning around. "YOLO!" The figure jumped out of the shadows to show that it was Bowser. Peach screamed before being accidentally knocked into the portal with Bowser. "Hey, you hear that?" FM said hearing Peach scream. "Sounded like Peach. Let's not check if she's okay" X said smiling. FM stared at X judgmentally. "Okay... Let's check if she's okay" X said begrudgingly. "Peach, you okay?" FM said looking around. "Hey, what's this?" X said looking at the portal. "It looks like a portal" FM said walking up next to X. "Let's a-go!" X said grabbing FM and jumping in. Peach screamed while falling to Equestria. She then realized she wasn't falling. She looked up to see Bowser focused on landing safely. Bowser landed next to Twilight's Castle softly. Peach brushed off the dust that was on her dress. "Thanks" She said looking at Bowser. "No problem, Princess" Bowser said blushing. Suddenly, FM and X landed on Bowser, causing him to fall on the ground. "Peach, what happened? We heard you scream" FM said jumping off of Bowser. X jumped off as well. "It's okay, I'm fine" She said. "What's going on out here?" Smg4 said opening the gate. He looked at them. "Oh. Hi, guys" He said. "Wassup'?" X said. Smg4 sighed. 'Great, more trouble' He thought to himself. ---Unknown--- A figure was sitting in a chair staring at moniters that showed Smg4 and friends in Equestria. A Minion walked up to the figure and saluted. "Is everything in motion?" The figure asked the Minion. "Yes, sir. Everything is going as planned" The Minion replied. "Good" The Figure said before smiling. "Wha-ha! Wario's here!" Wario said jumping in front of the Figure. You could hear a glass shatter. "GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled. "Coffee break, everyone!" I yelled into a Microphone. Everybody walked off stage, but I stopped Wario. "Wario, Wario, Wario." I said sighing. "Just like Yoshi, you're not in this story yet" I annoyingly said staring at him. "Wah?" Wario said scratching his head. I sighed. "Hey, Intern?" I said. "Yeah?" The Intern said looking at me. "Bring me a Coffee Pot. This is going to take a while" I said. The intern nodded and went to get the Coffee. I looked back at Wario to see he was picking his nose. I sighed. 'I'm in for a hell of a time' I thought to myself.."Hey, Stinky!" Mario said popping in front of me naked. "OH SHI-" I said falling on my back. 'This is going to take a day or two' I thought to myself sighing. Suddenly Wario farted. I sniffed the air before passing out due to bad gas. The tape ends there... END OF CHAPTER THREE Author's Note Yeah, there you go. More shenanigans are gonna happen. Renember to leave your ideas and requests for refrences or characters for the story. "Thank you, come again" -Native American Cashier.
Chapter Four: Drugs are bad, mhm'kay?---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- Mario was walking around Twilight's Castle naked. "Mario!? What the heck!?" Smg4 yelled seeing Mario. "What?" Mario said looking at Smg4. "This isn't our home! Put your clothes back on!" Smg4 angrily said. "Fine!" Mario said putting his clothes back on. "Idiot" Smg4 said walking away. "Atleast I can eat this mushroom I found under the toilet before we were brought here" Mario said taking out a mushroom. Smg4 heard this and turned around. "NOOOoooo!!!" Smg4 yelled running towards Mario. But it was too late... Mario ate the mushroom and his eyes went derp. "Oh sheeeeeeeeeee-" Smg4 started saying before being knocked over by Mario who was running fast. "Owie" Smg4 said getting up and rubbing his head. "Reeeaur!" Mario yelled while he ran through the streets of Ponyville. "Omnomnomnom!" FM was eating Cupcakes before Mario zoomed past the store. FM looked around before he continued to eat Cupcakes. "YOLO!" Mario yelled slamming into a cart full of roses. "Hey!" The pony that ran the cart stared at him angrily. Mario just stared at her with his derp eyes. "I summon the powers of a kart!" He yelled. His kart fell from the sky squashing the pony. "Thank you, come again" He said before riding away. "Oh, yeah!" He said running over some ponies. Smg4 stepped out of the Castle to see Ponyville on fire. "Oh my fucking god" He whispered to himself. "MARIO!" He yelled running towards the burning Ponyville. "Lahlahlahhlauhlahhuhha!" Mario sang to himself. "You mind getting off of me" X said because Mario's Kart was on top of him. "Bitch do I look like I care? NO!" Mario sang before yelling no. "MARIO!" Mario turned to see Smg4. "What have I told you about eating mushrooms found under toilets!?" Smg4 angrily said. *Mario Processing Mode* "Hnng!" Mario fell to the ground. Smg4 sighed. "Idiot" He said before grabbing Mario and putting him over his shoulder and walking away. "Uhhh... A little help?" X said still under the Kart. "I'll help!" A Mint-colored Pony said getting eerily close to X. "*Meep!*" X meeped. Back at the Castle... "What happened to him?" Twilight asked Smg4 while looking at the Derpy Mario. "He ate a Mushroom he found before we got sent here" Smg4 replied. "Wanna look like-a Mario? Okay, let's get-a started. You'll look look just like-a- Whee!" Mario said falling of the bed. Twilight just looked really confused at this. "Wait! I remember!" Smg4 said taking out a 1-UP Mushroom. "I command you to eat this and turn back to normal!" Smg4 yelled throwing it at Mario. The Mushroom hit Mario *Doodeedodo!* and he turned back to normal. "I'm not gonna even ask how that worked" Twilight said shaking her head. "WAH!" Waluigi yelled. "FUCK!" I yelled. "Waluigi! Just like Yoshi and Wario, you're not in the story yet!" I ranted. "Wah?" Waluigi asked rubbing the back of his head. "Oh my fucking god" I whispered to myself. "Anybody want some Spagetti?" Mario asked running over to an oven. "No, dude! Don't do it!" I yelled. Mario flipped the switch on the oven. The Recording Studio was on fire. "GOD DAMNIT, MARIO!" Me and Smg4 yelled at him. Mario had a troll face on and walked away backwards. I cursed under my breath. "Hai, Guise!" Steve said after landing on me. "Fuck my life" I grumbled. IMPORTANT MESSAGE "Drugs that were in this chapter were fake. Don't do drugs, mhm'kay? Cause drugs are bad. So don't drugs cause' they're bad, mhm'kay?" The announcer said. "What?" Mario asked while he was eating a Mushroom. END OF CHAPTER FOUR Author's Note Yay! A new chapter!
Chapter Five: Purple is an excellent color (Part 1 of 3)----The Beginning of the end of the Beginning Saga---- ---Twilight's Castle--- --Night Time-- "*Snore* Ah... Ravioli... *Snore* Ahh... Mama-mia..." Mario talked in his dream as he slept. On the other side of the room that Mario was in was SMG4 and Twilight. "So... You, Luigi, and Mario eat this special kind of mushroom to get bigger?" Twilight looked at SMG4 with confusion. "Yeah, it's pretty hard to explain. I don't think you would understand half of the explanation" SMG4 sighed. A short figure from afar looked at the two as they talked... The figure then pulled a cellphone out of his pocket. "I found him boss, he's in some purple pony's castle" The figure said. "Good job, boy..." Said a tall figure that appeared behind the short figure. "B-boss!? What are yo- GRRK!" The figure stopped moving after a knife was thrust in it's chest. "I have no need of you anymore" The tall figure removed the knife and kicked the small figure down showing that it was a Koopa Troopa. The tall figure stepped out of the shadows showing that it wore a purple suit and stared at the castle. The purple figure chuckled as he kept staring. "Well, it looks like I found you, Mr. Mario..." The figure then turned around and walked back into the shadows. SMG4 then turned to the window. "Is something wrong Glitchy?" Twilight looked at the window too. "Hmm... No, it just feels like something bad's gonna happen soon. But I think it's just me being paranoid" SMG4 looked back at Twilight. "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Mario yelled at them before falling back asleep. ---12:00 P.M.--- Everyone was asleep in Twilight's Castle... Well, except for SMG4, he wanted to figure out why all this happened. "It just doesn't make sense! Not that anything makes though, but, why was there a portal in the hallway!?" He scratched his head. Little did he know that a figure was watching him from outside the room he was in. "Hmm..." SMG4 thought hard for a second before giving up. "Why am I even trying? Nothing ever makes sense." He sighed scratching under his moustache. "You'll find out soon enough..." A voice said from behind him. SMG4 whipped around before some cloth with Chloroform was pushed into his face. "Ugh..." SMG4 muttered out while his was starting to pass out. The figure snickered before heading towards where everyone else was sleeping... ---???--- Mario was dreaming of Spaghetti Land, he was naked and literally eating everything in site. "THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER!" He yelled in-between bites of some spaghetti. "Hey!" A voice said behind him. Mario turned around slowly to see Wario. "WHAT IS IT!?" Mario yelled angrily at Wario. "BF, I am preggers!" Wario said. Mario stood there for a solid 5 seconds before freaking the fuck out, waking him up from the dream. "AHH!" Mario yelled jumping up. "Mama-mia... That was-a nightmare..." He said before looking around. "Hey... Wait a second..." He was in a cage. "Huh... Did I steal someone's Spaghetti? Because if I did, it was really good!" He smiled for a second before noticing some movement beside him. "Uhn..." Twilight grunted before getting up and rubbing her head. "Oh! Hello purple pony princess!" Mario said. "What...? Mario?" Twilight turned to look at him before noticing she was in a cage with him. "What the...? Where are we?" She questioned. SMG4 yawned as he got up, seeing Twilight and Mario in front of him. "Oh, hey guys." He stretched. "SMG4, do you know where we are?" Twilight asked. SMG4 looked around for a few seconds before looking back at the two. "Nope." He shrugged. Twilight sighed. "Do you atleast know how we got here?" She asked him. "Well... Only thing I remember is hearing a voice saying 'You'll find out soon enough' and then passing out." SMG4 scratched his head. "Boooring!" Mario yelled. Twilight looked at Mario with a 'If you weren't my friend, I would strangle you' face before turning back to SMG4. "Well, we have to find a way out of here somehow." She said looking around again. "Well, you could just use your magic to get us out of here." SMG4 said dusting off his cap. "Oh. Right." Twilight blushed before getting into a stance. "Hrrng!" She grunted trying to use her magic. Mario just sat down and dreamed of Spaghetti. "I can't use any magic..." She sighed before sitting down. "Well fuck." SMG4 said sitting down as well. Then they all heard a chuckle come from outside. "Hey! Who's there!? I'm warning you! I got a PINGAS Launch- Oh wait, I let Onyxking67 borrow it." SMG4 grumbled. "It's funny trying see you little brats trying to get out of here..." The voice said coming closer. "Wait a minute... I know that voice!" Mario gasped. The purple figure from before stepped into their line of sight. "Glad to see you can use that 'nothing' of a brain you have Mario..." The figure chuckled before taking out a knife with the Koopa's blood still on it. "Purple Guy!" SMG4 said shocked. ---To Be Continued...--- Author's Note Well, here it is, the first part to the end of the Beginning Saga. Sorry about not posting anything in forever, it's just that School and other things got in the way and I had to work on those. But I hope I can atleast have some time to keep writing these. Anyways, thanks for reading!
Chapter One: Welcome to Ponyville, Guys'When we get back to the Castle. I'm gonna kick Mario's ass!' Smg4 thought to himself as he and his friends followed Rainbow Dash. "Where are you taking us exactly?" Smg4 asked Dash. "I'm taking you to my friend, Twilight. I think she knows what to do" Dash said before stopping. "Why'd you stop?" Mario asked. "We're here" Dash said opening the front gate. . "Twilight!" Dash yelled. "Yeah?" Somepony responded. "I got some guys you need to see" Dash yelled. "This better not be a pra-" A Lavender Alicorn stopped in her tracks once she saw Smg4 and his friends. She walked forwards towards Smg4 and his friends. "What is it?" Twilight asked. "Well..." Smg4 started to say. Later with Celestia and Luna there... "And that's about it" Smg4 said. "We'll try to sort this out as best as we can" Celestia said getting up and walking out the gate with Luna. "Bai, Guise!" Steve said. "Wonder where we could sleep" Smg4 said walking out the door with his friends. One Hour of House Searching later... "Hush little Angel, don't you cry..." Fluttershy sang. "ZZZZZzzz..." Smg4 was fast asleep. Steve didn't make any noise while he slept. And Mario just snored. Dawn Of The First Day "-yawns- That was pretty nice" Smg4 said while getting up. "Morneng, Guise!" Steve said. ---Ponyville: Twilight's Castle--- "Did you get any response from Celestia yet?" Smg4 asked Twilight. "No" Twilight said. Smg4 sighed. 'I wonder what the others are up to' He thought to himself ---Peach's Castle--- "Got any fours?" Luigi said. "Go Fish" Toad said. "Screw this game!" Luigi yelled before flipping the table they were playing on. "I still win!" Toad said. "SHUT THE F*** UP!" Luigi yelled. Toad stared at him wide-eyed. 'Ehh, I'm sure they're fine' He thought. The castle was on fire and in the front of it, Luigi was on fire. "Oh, God! Oh, F***! It burns!" He yelled running in circles. "Wuss" Toad said. END OF CHAPTER ONE Author's Note Sorry for it being so short. But I didn't have any other idea.
