//-------------------------------------------------------// Rainbow Dashes Magic Touch -by Bat_Horse- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The Sonic Rain CRASH //-------------------------------------------------------// The Sonic Rain CRASH   "Hey Twilight!" Rainbow Dash blurted out before she was about to do her most fabulous Sonic Rainboom.   "Hey Rainbow, What are you up to?"   "I was just about to do a Sonic Rainboom." said Rainbow as she landed in the grass in front of Twilight with a grin on her face.   "Cool, can I watch? I'll invite some other ponies." said Twilight trying to keep calm instead of jumping around like a douche screaming 'YES YES YES' like Pinkie Pie would.   "Sure, I can allow that! As long as it's not TOO many ponies, I mean too many might distract me and then I'll fail! and if I fail everypony will hate me! I should really stop talking now." said Rainbow Dash worrying about crashing or something, like that's gonna' happen.   "Ok Rainbow I'll be back in a little bit." said Twilight turning around at her surprise Applebloom came running up the dirt path in front of her with Sweetie Belle, and Scootalloo. Scootalloo was wearing a chicken hat on put there by the creator of this story.   "Oh hey there little fillies, I guess you three are headed for the tree house up the hill over there huh? And Scootalloo... Why do you have a chicken hat on?"   Scootalloo looked up at her head, and sure enough there sat a chicken hat. "CURSE YOU CREATOR OF THIS STORY!!!"   "Can you do me a favor and before you go to the tree house, can you find Lyra and Bon-Bon for me? We're gonna' watch Rainbow Dash do a Sonic Rainboom!" Asked Twilight, begging them giving the puppy dog eyes and the lip.   They sat there for a minute trying to say 'Sorry but no', but they couldn't help it. I mean she gave them the puppy eyes and the lip.   They each gave out a huge sigh. "Fine." They each said as they gave out a small smile.   "Thank you girls! I really appreciate your help!" Said Twilight as she went off to gather the other 4 mane 6 characters.   First she went up to Sugar Cube Corners to ask Pinkie Pie.   "WHERE'S THE BATTER!" Yelled Pinkie right in Twilight's face while trying to find batter for her yummy delicious cupcakes.   "Hello Pinkie, I was wondering if you wanted to come to see Rainbow Dash do a Sonic Rainboom."   "YES YES YES" yelled Pinkie like a douche like I mentioned earlier she would.   "Ok Pinkie why did you say that like the creator of this story said you would?"   "Duh, It's what he said. I'm supposed to do what he said."   "We're on air!" Said me, the awesome creator.   "Alright Pinkie, let's go... like now."   "Okie dokie lokie!"   Pinkie Pie and Twilight traveled to a galaxy far far away... NOOO!! Pinkie Pie and Twilight went up the road to where Rainbow Dash was.   "Shoot! I almost forgot. While we're here I guess we'll go get Applejack. Go back to PonyVille later to get the others."   They went up the hill forward and at the edge of her eye she caught the crusaders playing in the tree house and Lyra and Bon-Bon weren't at the sight.   "GIRLS" Yelled Twilight as she teleported to the open window in the tree house. Oh crud, it's Twilight thought the three fillies. Scootalloo still wearing the chicken hat ha ha.   "Fine, we'll do it now Twilight." Said Applebloom with a sigh.   "Thank you girls."   "What was that all about?" asked pinkie in curiosity.   "Oh I invited Lyra and Bon-Bon to watch too."   When they arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, they found Applejack laying on a hay bale.   "Hi Apple Jack." said Pinkie   "Hey Twilight, have you seen them darn crusaders?"   "Why yes I have. they're looking for Lyra and Bon-Bon."   "Why them darn little fillies! Applebloom was supposed to do her darn chores!"   "You don't have to worry. She can do them later. Anyways, would you like to come see Rainbow do a Sonic Rainboom?"   "Well gosh darn I'd loved to!" Replied Applejack, joyfully standing up and putting her hat on her head.   "Let's go get Rarity and Fluttershy. I heard they were hanging out at the spa."   They went to PonyVille and walked by all sorts of houses that look nearly exactly the same until they got ton the spa. They walked in and to their surprise they saw Lyra and Bon-Bon sitting in a royal mud bath. Rarity and Fluttershy in another.   "Applejack, go find the girls and take them here. We'll be waiting." Said Twilight   "Lyra, Bon-Bon, Rarity, Fluttershy!! Twilight want's you!" Yelled Pinkie as she walked in.   They all looked at her in curiosity.   "What could it be darling? Is Pinkie Pie throwing another party?" Asked Rarity   "No. I wanted to let you guys know if you want to come see Rainbow Dash do a Sonic Rainboom."   They whispered to each other if they wanted to or not.   "We'd love to!" They all said at the same time.   "Come on girls, Rainbow and and the others are waiting for us."   They walked out the door finding Applejack and the crusaders waiting. Scootalloo still has the chicken hat on. They went up the dirt path to find Rainbow Dash laying in a tree waiting.   "There you guys are!" Said Dash while flying down the tree.   The other ponies sat on the ground prepared to watch her.   "Ok, let's get this party started!" Said Rainbow, as she flew up real high in the sky with her mane flowing downwards with the wind. A rainbow trail followed her as she came to a stop. she put her front hooves behind her in the air while looking down, then she through them downward. Her wings spread out to help her go faster. Her lips began to fly back and her mouth started to get dry. The speed was 99 mph. She needed to reach 100 mph to make the Rainboom. Finally at 400 ft. above ground she reached 100 mph. A sonic wave of beautiful light emerged from her in the color of a rainbow, they call it a... a... a SONIC RAINBOOM   "I'm gonna' take the picture Bon-Bon!" Said Lyra as she pulled out a camera.   Rainbow Dash slowed down as she got near the barn. Right before Lyra took the picture of Dash, Rainbow crashed into Applejack's barn and a plank of wood crashed into Lyra and Bon-Bon's faces. A photo ejected out of the camera showing a plank of wood coming towards it. //-------------------------------------------------------// Things That Go Boom //-------------------------------------------------------// Things That Go Boom   Everypony Panicked at the sight of seeing Rainbow Dash crash. It was very rare that this happened. Rarity couldn't bare to see such a thing happen, but she did. Twilight ran up to Rainbow as quick as she could. Rainbow Dash got up and stepped on a rock. All of a sudden it exploded!   "Ugh... Why did the rock explode!?" complained Dash, after getting up from falling over again.   A butterfly landed on her snout and exploded. "Ha ha ha!" laughed Dash after thinking it's fun to blow things up.   "Rainbow, why are you laughing? You just crashed into Applejack's barn while doing a Sonic Rainboom!" said Twilight.   "It just seems so fun! He he he." Rainbow reached towards Twilight with a small grin on her face.   "RAINBOW NO!" yelled Twilight as Rainbow touched her and she fell over in pain.   "What I couldn't help it... I can blow things up."   "So Twilight should I grab you a band aid or something?"   "Yeah.. Sure." said Twilight not even thinking that Rainbow could blow things up.   Rainbow Dash found a random box of band aids on the ground put there by the creator of the story.   Rainbow had a huge smile while trying not to laugh. She touched the box and it exploded. Twilight shoved her hoof in her face over her stupidity. Twilight reached over and grabbed another box of band aids and put one on over her little boo boo.   "Twilight, I'll be blowing things up in PonyVille if you need me." said Rainbow Dash as she grew a smirk on her face while she somehow floated away without using her wings. Twilight's eyes grew big as she thought that Rainbow was going to destroy all of pony kind.   "What have I done? If it weren't for me Rainbow wouldn't of crashed and be blowing up things and somehow liking it! I'm done for!" Twilight muttered to herself as she walked back to the library.   "Spike!" Twilight called when she opened the door and found Spike making a gem cake.   "What is it Twilight? Can't you see I'm busy?" Asked Spike.   "No I can not, so stop what ever you're busy doing and take a note!"   Spike rushed around the room looking for a pen and paper.   "Dear, Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash has crashed while doing a Sonic Rainboom and has this power to somehow explode anything. She said that she will blow things up in PonyVille and... Oh this is the worst part... She likes it! You're faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."   "Uhhh...  Twilight, I couldn't find a pen and paper so I didn't write it down."   "Oh, here spike!" Twilight handed a paper towel and a pencil to Spike.   "This isn't paper or a pen."   "Just deal with it!"   Spike wrote everything down Twilight had to say over and over again until Spike got it right. He sent the letter by accident to the wrong princess, Princess MiaMoraCadenza. They got a letter back and the letter they sent. The letter from MiaMoraCadenza, "I HEARD THAT!" Yelled princess Cadence rudely interrupting me. As I was saying, the letter from Cadence said: Twilight, you are out of your mind, and if this is true then I have no clue what to do. Sorry but you have sent this to the wrong princess so...yeah. Listen, If your going to have to stop Rainbow or something, send this to Celestia. Your friend, Cadence. PS. Why did you send it on a paper towel and use a pencil. You don't have to answer.   "Spike, please send it to the right princess and please don't mess up." Said Twilight.   "Ok." Replied Spike. Now the awesome creator will end this chapter here!