Fusion Fool's Trash Bin of Various Futalight Stuff

Chapters

Second One Shot (Pony): A Most Faithful Student
Third One Shot (Pony/No Clop) Misunderstandings
Fourth One-Shot (Pony): Double Date
Sixth One Shot(Pony/Explicit): Mare-Does-Well
Seventh One Shot(Human/Pony/Semi-Explicit) Bandit Strikes
Eighth One-Shot (Pony/Explicit/Joke) Twipie on Rye
Tenth One-Shot (Cross-over, Pony/Human/Humanoidraces, short porn)
First One Shot (Anthro): School Happens
Fifth One-Shot(Pony/Explicit): Plumbing
Ninth One-Shot (Antho/BDSM/Random Continuation) Punished Dash

Second One Shot (Pony): A Most Faithful Student

Author's Note

Sorry that it isn't as long as the first thing, but again... this is all just stuff to do when I'm bored and need an outlet of ideas so I can keep on Misadventures or whatever, dood.

So have some Twilestia, dood. I'll try and finish up the Mating Season chapter when I can. I'll try and make the next one-shot last longer, but I know I can't hit bulls-eyes all the time (which is odd because I really didn't think the first chapter of this would be that well received, dood) so maybe something might happen... or I'll probably end up wasting my time playing Pokemon Y Nuzlocke, or something else, dood.

Also... I wanna apologize to Psi-Nova (if he or his readers see this) about the shitty advice about Dusk Shine's Saga that he should at least mention something about possible Foalcon chapters in his story... completely unaware that there was a rule that forbid underage sex of Anthros and human characters, dood. So... yeah, I'm sorry about that.

refferee did a quick check to look at spell errors, dood.

Second One Shot (Pony): A Most Faithful Student

Princess Celestia looked out the window of her study, awaiting for her time with her faithful student. No noteworthy petitioners today, Blueblood was behaving, it was too quiet for Celestia’s liking.

She would sit on her throne, listening to her ponies for days, some wanted good fortune, some desired love, some want their family or village to live a full life; many of these ‘petitions’ were in good faith while others had greed driving them. After a thousand years, Celestia was more than well adept at discovering the difference between the two.

Twilight would take all her worries away, her bright smile, her shining eyes, her inquisitive personality. All these reminded the alicorn of her younger sister during a time when the world didn’t try to revolve around her. The purple mare somehow made the alicorn feel like a pony instead of the god many believe her to be, to be herself. She felt that so long as Twilight was by her side, Celestia could continue to lead her people to a brighter future and help as much as she can.

The door opened and a purple unicorn darted past two guards and hugged Celestia. “Princess! Twilight cheered, nuzzling the white mare’s leg.

Celestia leaned down to return Twilight’s affection, nuzzling her student’s side. “Hello Twilight, how were classes?”

“They were great! Mr. Stonewright taught us about geomancy, which is Diamond Dog magic. And Mrs. Feather Fall gave us a pop quiz, I got a perfect score!” Twilight exclaimed, her smile melting away all of Celestia’s concerns.

“Excellent, let us get to our lessons, shall we?” Celestia cooed, moving towards the cushions by the fire. She gaped when she felt something threaten to enter her marehood, turning to see Twilight smiling brightly a few paces away. Celestia blushed hard when she noticed that her student’s horn was giving off an aura too faint for most ponies to see. “Guards, would you excuse us?” Celestia said, hiding her building pleasure behind a mask that was forged over the century.

“Yes, ma’am,” the guards said in unison, they turned to leave and shut the double doors behind them.

The sound of the doors shutting completely was the signal Celestia was waiting for, she collapsed onto the floor and let out a moan, her back legs bucking as she could feel her student tease her with magic.

Twilight honest smile faded into a smirk, walking over to her ‘teacher’. “I thought I could… teach you something this time, Princess. A spell that I made last night, just for my little ponies.”

Celestia turned, gasping when Twilight traced her hooves along the white coat. “Wha- What spell would that be?”

Twilight smiled widely. “Not yet, my little pony. I need to get you ready.” She pressed her lips against Celestia’s, chuckling internally as the most powerful pony in Equestria willingly submitted to her will.

Celestia felt her student’s hunger, just as she did every time they engage in this activity, yet Twilight somehow became bolder each time, trying new spells to make Celestia squirm or to push her to a constant string of climaxes. She could feel Twilight’s tongue invade her mouth, replacing her worries with desire and need.

Twilight broke the kiss and licked her lips. “You were using the toothpaste I recommended, good filly.” she said, running her tongue along the pristine white horn of her teacher

Celestia’s heart skipped a beat, oddly happy to please the purple mare. “I don’t mean to be rude, but… that spell?”

Twilight turned to see Celestia moving impatiently, grinding her hips against the unicorn’s magic. “You really want to see my new toy?” Twilight asked, Celestia blushed harder and nodded quickly. “Very well, you’ve been a good girl as of late.”

Celestia shifted uncontrollable, her student and lover stood away from her, her back facing the princess. Twilight’s horn began to shine, filling the unicorn with a strange pleasurable power. Celestia was curious though, Twilight had made herself taller to dwarf the alicorn during sex, she’s made her tongue incredibly flexible, she had no idea what spell Twilight was casting. Her answer came in the form of two larger testicles erupting from between Twilight’s legs, the size of them appeared too big for even a royal guard.

Twilight turned back around with the biggest grin on her face and a purple cockhead staring at Celestia. “Like it?” Twilight asked, posing herself to show off as much of her new dick as possible. It looked like another leg on the purple unicorn, twitching with desire.

Celestia had seen this spell being used in the past but just seeing it attached to her lover made her jaw drop and her backside to heat up. “Twilight, that’s… I…”

Twilight strode over, feeling the extra weight beneath her, and pushed Celestia’s jaw shut. “We don’t need your mouth just yet, Princess. Right now, I want your hooves.”

Celestia was awestruck, a feat that only Twilight could do repeatedly. She watched as Twilight laid back on a cushion that appeared to be more like a couch to the smaller mare. Celestia whimpered lightly, the scent and the size of Twilight’s new appendage made her want to bend over, but she learned many moons ago that Twilight is quite capable of punishing the alicorn. A week with her pussy detached from her body and played with constantly by Twilight, denied every orgasm that approached, it was one of the most hellish weeks the princess ever had to endure.

“Well, I’m waiting,” Twilight said, waving her erect cock before Celestia.

Celestia jumped slightly and quickly sat herself down in front of Twilight. She shed her hooves of their slippers and began caressing the purple tower of flesh. Her mouth becoming oddly dry just staring at the meaty phallus. Her eyes switching between her student and her student’s penis. She was amazed by how real Twilight made her dick, it was almost like the unicorn was born with it. She gasped upon feeling Twilight’s heartbeat through the turgid shaft.

Twilight laid back and relaxed. Just letting her filly’s hooves run along her shaft, feeling the white coat tickle her, lightly touching many of the new nerves. “Mmm, that’s nice,” Twilight cooed. Celestia felt more cautious than Cadance was last night but the purple unicorn had no doubt that Celestia would surprise her in someway. The student almost giggled to herself at the thought of Celestia’s pussy being tighter than Cadance’s.

Celestia gave careful glances up to the relaxed unicorn in her hooves, shifting her hindquarters in discomfort. The burning desire building up at her rear. She licked her lips each time they felt dry, waiting patiently for Twilight’s next command.

“You may now use your mouth,” Twilight said, petting her princess.

Celestia nodded and leaned forward, her tongue slowly inching towards the girthy rod. Her eyes shot open, the taste of her student’s cock was wondrous, she needed more of Twilight’s dick, now curious of the unicorn’s seed.

“I see you like the taste… you should, took me hours to recall your favorite foods and combine them and make me taste like that… and make my cum even richer in that taste,” Twilight explained, flinching from the eager alicorn’s mouth.

Chocolate, mint, raspberries, strawberries, and cherries. Celestia detected each flavour on her student’s prick, and just as Twilight said, the precum that leaked from the tip tasted stronger than the flesh. Her tongue tried to wrap around it to keep the taste from leaving her. The magic in her pussy began to vibrate faster, causing her walls to clench nothing.

Twilight fought to keep a dominative face, but Celestia’s vigor made it hard. Her princess’ mouth was amazing, way better than Cadance’s. The tongue lapped at every inch of her rod, coating the entire purple dick with saliva, the force of the solar monarch’s sucking ensured that any cum that leaked out would vanish in her mouth.

Celestia released the girth and darted low, taking in the scent and taste of her mistress’ balls, her hooves brought the heavy sack to her lips, sucking it into her mouth, her eyes rolling back as the same taste was found there as well.

“Celestia… have you been sucking off guards behind my back? Your mouth feels too good for this to be your first cock,” Twilight moaned, arching her back in her rested position.

Celestia released Twilight’s testicles and shook her head. “I would never… you are the only stallion for me… Twilight.”

“We’ll talk about where you learned how to suck cock later, just suck it… I’m close,” Twilight groaned. Celestia quickly resumed, keeping her mouth latched around the purple tool while her hooves stroked the meaty wand and played with the heavy sack.

Twilight cried out, filling her teacher’s mouth with cum. Celestia felt the rich texture of her favorite flavours dance on her tongue, even as she tried to swallowed everything her mistress had. It began to overwhelm Celestia, forcing it up her throat and out her nose, splattering her mouth and Twilight’s crotch with the unicorn’s seed. The student was not pleased. “Making a mess, are we? Clean it up, or I won’t be giving you attention.”

Breathing hard from Twilight’s orgasm, Celestia nodded, weakly licking Twilight’s cum off her hard cock and fur. Her tongue slowly and carefully shoveling each glob of white goo into her mouth.

Twilight felt her member regain it's steel hard form from Celestia's cautious touch. Her hoof petting her mentor in appreciation while observing the alicorn's lust-filled look as each white stain disappeared into Celestia's mouth.

Once she was done, she looked up to her student with desire in her eyes. “What is your will, Mistress?”

Twilight smirked evilly. “Turn around and lie on your belly.”

Celestia nodded, turning to the rug in the study and laid down on the rug, her tail moved to the side to show her mate her winking vulva, glowing purple from Twilight’s magic. The student walked over and licked her hoof, pressing it to Celestia’s pussy, causing the larger mare to writhe. She called off the spell and took her place, grinding her purple rod against the princess’ rump and slapping the white ass with a hoof. Celestia gasped, watching Twilight with impatient eyes.

Twilight slid her cock down Celestia’s crack, pressing against the Princess’ puckered star, making Celestia whimper. “Don’t worry, I won’t use this hole… not tonight anyways.” Twilight positioned for the alicorn’s pussy and slid in at once, hilting herself within the second.

Celestia screamed in pain and pleasure as she was roughly claimed by her student, the purple unicorn rutting her backside hard and fast. Twilight was always rough with her strap-ons but this time it was far more fierce, the smaller mare smacking her ass with her hoof and testicles and pulling her tail at the base, making the princess moan and squeal.

Twilight chuckled, Cadance was tighter than her aunt, but Celestia had superior muscle control, and the mare’s slit was a furnace, heating her cock while it flexed and massaged her. “Fuck… you really do know how to please a dick. Who did you whore yourself out to before me?”

Celestia remained silent, trying to not speak despite the constant slaps against her rear and tail pulling. When she felt Twilight stop, she gave her mistress a whimper of disapproval.

“Answer me, Celly,” Twilight commanded, crossing her hooves, her cock still buried to the hilt in Celestia’s pussy.

“Twilight… I… let myself be used by my personal students. I taught them, nurtured them, and let them use me as they saw fit. I had very few males, and even fewer females that knew this same spell… I had to learn to please my new master or mistress for when they desired my body,” Celestia explained, her head slumping down in shame.

Twilight glared at her mentor for a moment before smiling. “Thank you… but I’m gonna have to punish you later for being such a whore to your pupils.” With that said, Twilight resumed her powerful motions, ramming her cock as deep as she could into Celestia. The Princess screaming in pleasure, drooling onto her carpet while her student fucked her.

The velvet walls of Celestia’s pussy began to contract and shudder as her orgasm came, trying to pull Twilight with her into climax. But the unicorn withheld, continuing her pace and filling the princess with cock with each and every thrust.

Celestia could feel the rapid beat of Twilight’s heart through the throbbing mass inside her, her body trying to bring her mistress closer to orgasm, nearly begging the younger mare to fill her with the delectable seed again.

"Oh fuck…” Twilight groaned, her cock throbbing hard inside its velvet prison, her balls began to churn and tighten, forcing its load out the shaft and into Celestia’s welcoming warmth.

Celestia moaned, her head raised as her body took Twilight’s cum eagerly. Only a few stray streaks of white leaked out, while the majority sloshed around in the Princess’ womb. “Twilight… that felt amazing.”

“Glad you liked it… because I’m going again,” Twilight stated, thrusting into Celestia’s marehood once again, causing cum to leak out the white opening in larger globs.

“But… but what of our lesson?” Celestia begged, her hooves slamming down as her orgasm stormed through her senses.

“We have two hours, we can spend the next thirty minutes fucking and the last of it learning. A pony can get addicted to your cooch, Princess, you need to be more careful,” Twilight chuckled, thrusting eagerly into her mentor. Ready, and more than willing to fuck her mentor into a stupor with her favorite spell.

~dood~[/hr]

“Next petitioner please,” Celestia beckoned, smiling.

The door opened to reveal Prince Blueblood. “My dear Aunt, I would like to suggest a alternate method to extending the hoof of friendship to the minotaur nation of Minos.”

“Oh? What do you suggest, Blueblood?” Princess Celestia asked, her rump shuffling from something entering her pussy.

While Blueblood explained his idea, Twilight was behind the curtains next to the throne room, rutting Celestia through her foalsitter, Cadance. Twilight smirked as she fucked both her princesses with two dicks and a portal lodged at the opening of Cadance’s anus. Each thrust would force one cock deep into Cadance while the other would go through the portal, into Celestia.

“Come on Caddy, is the Princess of Love going to get out fucked by her aunt?” Twilight whispered into the pink alicorn’s ear, rutting her as hard as possible.

Cadance only mewled in pleasure, drooling onto the carpet. The two were fucking since Celestia began court, thirty minutes ago.

“We have to do something until Celly is done with Solar Court, hope you enjoy eating carpet for four hours,” Twilight giggled, letting Cadance’s front drop, her hooves tightening around the pink alicorn’s rump and began thrusting harder, letting both princess’ vaginal walls clench her cocks when she retracted.

Even as her student's cock invaded her during Blueblood’s explanation. Celestia knew that she was going to miss her student in a week’s time… no matter how good the sex was, Celestia still needed to prepare her mistress for the arrival of Nightmare Moon.

“Auntie… what is that white goop dripping from the royal throne’s cushions?”

Third One Shot (Pony/No Clop) Misunderstandings

Author's Note

A little something to prove that I... am still bashing my head against writing, dood.

Despite lots of things happening during this weekend, I'm gonna try and finished Day three (in all honesty, I really shouldn't have an excuse that it took me this long to finish a day, dood)

All I have left is Rainbow Dash and Day three is done, dood.

I hope you enjoy this super short thing that took me a hour to write, dood.

Third One Shot (Pony/No Clop) Misunderstandings

Rainbow Dash soared through the skies, the wind caressing her wings as she approached the library. She had mastered a new trick and needed an audience, who better than to ask Twilight and Applejack? She saw the apple farmer going to Twilight’s for some reason so she knew where to go.

She got a little confused to find that Twilight or Applejack were no where in the main floor to Twilight’s bedroom, but she can hear things clanging and talking in the basement. As she reached for the door, she began to hear Applejack’s voice from the other side.

“When does it say to stick it in?”

Rainbow stopped dead in her tracks, confused by Applejack’s choice of words.

“We need to apply a lubricant to it, I don’t think I picked that up, sorry.”

“Lubricant?” Rainbow uttered, her brow furrowing.

“Twilight, either we use water, you conjure something up, or Ahm gonna use spit.”

“I’ll just use magic, one second.”

“What the hay are they doing?” Rainbow asked, trying to peer under the door. She could only see her friend’s hooves, several books, and odd white cream.

“What’s wrong with a little spitshine?”

“It’s… unsanitary.”

“There’s goop all over it, a little spit won’t do nuthing to your knob.”

Rainbow stared at the door for a second before flying off to find a cup. Once found she pressed it to the door and her ear to the other side of it.

“This… is really tight, AJ.”

“Put some -hng- back bone into it, Twi. You’re almost there.”

“Is it supposed to be this hot?”

“Ah… dunno, Ah’ve never did this before.”

“Better than doing this alone, I guess.”

“Amen to that… landsakes this is hard.”

Rainbow’s face turned bright red, her mind putting the pieces together. “Is AJ and Twi… oh my gosh, I… when? How?” Rainbow began to pace in front of the door, trying to figure out when two of her best friends became an item.

“Ah! It’s tightening up!”

“Sorry, Ah… slipped up. Here,it’ll be easier if I lead.”

“O-okay.”

Rainbow mouthed off the word ‘What’, putting her makeshift listening device back up to hear more, her wings standing erect.

“See? Isn’t this easier?”

“Yeah… thanks AJ.”

“Heh, just don’t get comfy, doesn’t look like we’re even close to getting done.”

“Wait… did they just start?” Rainbow uttered quietly, her hind legs shuffling as she felt her nethers moisten and leak.

“Yeehaw! Now we’re getting somewhere!”

“Heh, yeah. now for the next step.”

“Leave it to Twilight to make a checklist on how to have sex,” Rainbow chuckled.

“Just go right here and I’ll get it ready.”

“COLD, COLD!”

“Sorry! it dripped out of my magic.”

“It’s alright, just… took me by surprise.”

“Are they really gonna...” Rainbow’s jaw dropped, eyes widened upon hearing what the next step entailed.

“There we go… all set.”

“You sure it’ll fit?”

“Well, it isn’t normally used for that, but I want to be thorough.”

“Okay… just be gentle.”

Rainbow searched for a way to see the action without letting them know she was watching. She checked under the door frame only to see the walkway leading to the stairs. She found no keyhole on the door, and there were no windows that lead into the library’s basement.

“Ah! Twilight!”

“It’s… it’s okay, AJ. Just relax. Boy, this is really tough.”

Rainbow took a deep breath, and opened the door a crack. Annoyed that she couldn’t see them from her vantage point. The sounds of two mares grunting filled the room. Rainbow quietly stepped in and kept low to the floor, trying to stay hidden while watching for her friends.

To her surprise, she found them.

Applejack and Twilight were messing with a large machine in the middle of the room, black oil everywhere around them. It appeared that the two mares were trying to push a rather stubborn piece of metal out of the machine. “Ya got it wedged in the wrong way. Pull out, Twi!”

“I’m trying, it won’t let go!” Twilight grunted, her magic and hooves working together to pull the source of her annoyance out.

“Seriously!” Rainbow shouted, catching the attention of both mares.

“Rainbow?” Twilight and Applejack said unison.

“I come here to show you two the greatest trick since the Sonic Rainboom and you two are trying to do Celestia knows what to this piece of junk?” Rainbow scolded, giving the machinery a kick, knocking the piece loose and next to Twilight.

“We’re cleaning the brainwave scanner but Spike isn’t here so I had to ask AJ to help me,” Twilight explained. “Why are you so annoyed by this?”

Rainbow’s rage halted, she could try and justify it but that would only leave her in a worse sate.

Applejack caught the scent of something in the air and scrunched her nose as she noticed a very faint clear puddle. “Rainbow… why is your tail dripping?”

“No reason… why do you ask?” Rainbow asked, sheepishly. Her tail pinned tightly to her body.

Twilight’s eyes widened when she realized what had happened. “Did you think we were…”

“No, why would you think that?” Rainbow chuckled nervously, slowly stepping towards the stairs.

“You stormed in here angry for a dumb reason, you are leaking vaginal fluids onto my floor, you smell like you’re in heat, and you are acting very nervous with a heavy blush. I’ve.. had my fair share of that around Cadance,” Twilight replied.

“Look, I’ll go and perfect my stunt, and when you two are done, you can… come to my field and I’ll show you… uh… my trick!”

“Okay.” AJ and Twilight said in unison, as a rainbow trail quickly fled the basement.

With a sigh, Applejack turned to Twilight and rolled her eyes. “Did that really turn you on?”

Twilight had a weak smile, trying to hide her erection. “It’s a biological reaction, I swear.”

“How long until we’re done this stupid thing?” Applejack asked sternly.

“Another three steps.”

“We finish those, and we’ll talk RD into a threesome, okay?” Applejack suggested.

Twilight’s face went bright red. “I-uh, Yeah, sure.”

~dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy strolled down the streets of Ponyville. She had just finished reading a mystery novel Twilight recommended her, the plot twists and conspiracy still racing through the timid mare’s mind.

She entered the tree home and found it strangely devoid of a certain purple unicorn. She placed the book on a nearby table and went to find her friend. “Twilight? Spike?”

She began to hear noises from the basement and pressed a ear to it.

“Landskaes, this is tight. How do you do this all the time?”

“It’s… usually an annoyance but- oh- it can get easier later.”

Fluttershy’s face turned redder than Big Mac’s coat and her wings shot erect to the sky. If she had heard correctly, then Applejack and Twilight are having sex with somepony.

“You alright, Rainbow?”

“Y-yeah, just keep going.”

Fluttershy’s jaw dropped. “Rainbow’s down there too? Oh my, oh my, ohmyohmyohmy. What do I do? Do I tell Rarity? Do I keep this to myself? Do I stop them? I should just leave… I should just leave and forget that three of my best friends are mating right now.”

Fluttershy turned to leave, when she felt a loud grunt. The poor pegasus didn’t make it to the front door before her ear returned to the basement.

“A little quick there, AJ?”

“Ah’ve never had this darned thing before.”

“Maybe Twi should give me one so I can show you how it’s done.”

“Heck no, you’re the nosy little mare that spied on me and Twilight earlier, so you are gonna get what’s coming to ya.”

Fluttershy’s jaw dropped. fearing that if she’s caught. She’ll be brought down to the basement and forced to have sex with Twilight and Applejack, a small voice in her head claiming that it would actually be the best thing for her.

“Rainbow, could you please-”

“AJ needs to learn how to use that and taking it will help her learn.”

“Ah think Ah took it enough, it’s you who needs to get stuffed more.”

“Come on girls, This is getting unbearable.”

“What? Oh right, need more of me, Twi?”

“Betcha can’t even take that right.”

“I took you alright, didn’t I?”

“I had this thing for ten minutes, Twilight’s been equipped for a year, she’s been using it more.”

Fluttershy couldn’t take it anymore, she fainted, unable to take the possibility that there might be more to Twilight than previously known.

“Hi Fluttershy!” Pinkie exclaimed, bouncing into the library.

“Girls! We can decide who can take my dick the best later. For now we need to fix this stupid thing!”

“Bye Fluttershy!” Pinkie exclaimed, bouncing out of the library.

Fourth One-Shot (Pony): Double Date

Author's Note

An attempt at Futa on Male clop, dood. If you guys want more of Stallions getting their butts forced open by mares, let me know.

Also, big thanks to Hurricane Fissure for proof-reading this chapter, dood.

The only thing I'm going to say that is writing news is that I'm probably gonna start the Velvet chapter now, and then jump back to Mating Season when I figure out what to do... I just finished Berry Punch so... that's the first sex scene of Day 4, oh boy, dood.

Back to writing I go, dood!

Fourth One-Shot (Pony): Double Date

Shining Armor and Cadance sat at their table in a rather large restaurant in Canterlot. Classic music played on a pedestal in the ballroom, the white room with various portraits of noteworthy nobles and royalty with the light dimmed slightly.

The Captain was nervous as Cadance had convinced him to have a double date with Twilight and her unknown special somepony. “Caddy, how could you be so calm? Twily. Has. A. Date! What if her special somepony is a scum? What if he’s a weakling? What if he’s the reincarnation of Sombra?”

“I’m calm because one of us has to be, and I think Twilight deserves it. She’s been working really hard with her friends, she’s bound to have some suitors asking for her hoof, and it’s up to us to see if they are worth her time,” Cadance stated, taking a small sip of the grape wine they ordered.

“I’m all for Twilight being happy but… I don’t want her getting hurt in case her date is the worst pony ever,” Shining uttered, searching the room for his sister’s possible entrance.

“If they are, we’ll notice and give him a nice, care-fully worded warning,” Cadance said, smiling while looking at a fork fondly.

“BBBFF! BSILBFF!” Both ponies looked up to see Twilight running to them, wearing a blue dress that hugged her curves, with gems studded along the edges. Her wings poked out threatening to unfold and possibly hit one of the many patrons of the restaurant.

“Twily! I missed you, my little Sparkle!” Cadance greeted, pulling her sister in law into a hug.

Shining’s smile faded, looking to the door to see any stallion following Twilight. “Where’s your date?”

“She’s coming, she’s just really nervous,” Twilight replied, blushing.

“She?” Shining gasped, his jaw dropping.

“Oh please, Shining. Homosexuality hasn’t been viewed as a taboo in a century, and let’s be honest… we’ve seen the company Twilight keeps, it was pretty clear that she was into mares,” Cadance giggled.

“What? How did- I mean… what makes you think I’m gay?” Twilight asked, her face turning red.

“You use to draw hearts with drawing of you and Princess Celestia in them, and you made out with your friend Applejack during the Bachelorette party, which by the way, you initiated,” Cadance explained, giggling at Twilight’s expense.

“Oh… is that why we woke up in the same bed that night? All I remember was that my head was killing me that morning and I couldn’t stop turning things into plants or fruit,” Twilight admitted, poking her hooves out of embarrassment. She turned and her smile went wide. “There she is!”

Shining and Cadance looked up to see two mares, talking to each other and walking over to their table only to ignore the two. Behind them was a griffon, slightly larger than Twilight, with white feathers, brown coat and wings, and hints of purple around her eyes and the tips of her feathery mane. her eyes darted back and forth, trying to ignore the stares of noble ponies watching a griffon enter the establishment. “Uh… hi. The name’s… uh… Gilda.”

Shining was speechless, utterly speechless. His sister was dating a griffon, the world had ended. Cadance was surprised herself but took it far better than Shining. “Hello Gilda, I’m Cadance, and this is my husband and Twilight’s older brother, Shining Armor.”

“Uh, hello sir,” Gilda greeted, nervously smiling at the white stallion. Shining didn't respond, but merely sat in shock of the news that fell on him.

“Don’t worry about him… he’s just excited that his sister is growing up to be a fine mare,” Cadance said, poking her husband’s side. Shining gasped from the sudden touch and frowned at his spouse.

“Don’t worry, Gilda. We’re all friends here,” Twilight exclaimed, kissing Gilda’s neck.

“Please don’t do that… very cramped space and I don’t wanna flip tables with my wings, it’s really tough to keep them under control… especially with that dress of yours,” Gilda uttered, her white feathers turning red.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable,” Twilight said blushing nervously. She used her magic to pull a seat out for Gilda.

“So… how did you two meet?” Cadance asked, smirking at the younger alicorn.

“Uhh… well,” Gilda grimaced, scratching her feathers.

“Well, we didn’t actually meet the first time she was in Ponyville. I heard about her from Pinkie Pie about how possessive of Rainbow Dash she was. The first time we were actually in the same room as each other, and she… really didn’t leave a great impression when she yelled at Pinkie for being annoying and Rainbow for being a traitor,” Twilight explained. Gilda began to sweat bullets as she felt the royal couple glare at her. “But the next time she came, she came to me to try and repair her friendship with Rainbow Dash. So began tutoring her on how to be more friendly, and had to apologize to the ponies she wronged.”

“I’d.. never thought I’d hear the day a griffon swallowing their pride to apologize,” Shining said, Cadance smacking his side in annoyance.

“You’d be surprised how right is he is about that, actually,” Gilda commented, causing Twilight to pout.

“Anyways… one day during our friendship exercises, she asked me about my wings and if I flew a lot. I told her… I rarely actually fly, I’m so used to teleporting from place to place or if I need something and I’m busy I ask Spike to get it for me, I usually only flew to keep them in shape with Rainbow. Gilda got pouty and took me out on a flight around the country side, it felt… exhilarating,” Twilight claimed, a wide smile on her face.

“I know that feeling, wish your brother would let me put some wings on him temporarily so we can go flying together,” Cadance jabbed, smirking her husband.

“You know I don’t like heights, Cadance,” Shining pouted, crossing his hooves.

A white unicorn stallion with a brushed back mane approached the table, a small note pad hovering in his grasp. “I am Hor'dourve, I’ll be your host for this evening. How may I…” He glanced to Gilda, staring at her for a good moment. “Help you.”

“Oh my goodness, we were so distracted we forgot to order, you two go first, we’ll be quick,” Twilight gasped, levitating the menu up and searching through it.

Cadance giggled as Twilight forced Gilda to share her menu, the two searching for something to eat. “In that case, I’ll have the smoked eggplant with Arabian Cactus marinade and a side garden salad.”

The waiter nodded, writing Cadance’s order down and turned to Shining. “Uhh… I’ll have the… uhh.”

“Baked Spinach Penne in tomato sauce, It’s always your go-to dish when you can’t decide, dear,” Cadance said, Shining slowly nodding his head.

“I’m… know what, Gilda. I’m feeling adventurous,” Twilight stated, grinning.

“You are? How so? Going for something spicy?” Gilda asked, eyeing a rather ‘griffon’ like meal in the exceedingly small ‘carnivore’ section of the menu.

“I’m going to have the Smoked Salmon with aerie spices, with a garden salad side,” Twilight said, turning to Gilda with a sweet smile. Cadance, Shining, Gilda, and Hor'dourve all stared at the purple unicorn with eyes wide. “What? Is there something wrong?”

“You… are gonna eat fish?” Shining asked, unable to process her sister’s words.

“Nothing wrong with that, I’ve read that alicorns are more capable of an omnivore diet than ponies, and there are some cases of ponies eating meat when edible vegetation wasn’t available and way too far away to obtain, so they would be known to eat mice, bugs, smaller critters. I’ve also read that fish is the safest start to any omnivore diet for present herbivores,” Twilight stated, pouting adorably.

“Well, I suppose I’ll keep an open mind… considering your date’s diet,” Cadance added, feeling uncomfortable.

Gilda’s simply sat in awe when several thoughts came to mind. “You… I thought you hated the idea. The first time I… caught a squirrel for dinner, you told me to release it.”

“Squirrels are different, and we were really close to Fluttershy’s house when we had that picnic. She’d have a panic attack if she knew you ate one of her critter friends,” Twilight retorted. “Besides, if I’m going to change your habits involving friendship and those other things you like doing, I should make an effort to change for you, eating meat is just one of those steps to being a better marefriend for you.”

Gilda’s face went bright red. “Why do you have to find new ways to be really sexy?”

Twilight giggled and turned to the waiter. “My griffoness-friend will have the barbequed shrimp over a well done Veggie steak, with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.” Hor'dourve nodded and walked away.

Gilda’s beak was unable to scrunch up like ponies do, but she stared at her date with a deep glare. “Stop… stop being you,” she whispered, only loud enough for Twilight to hear.

“I’m sorry, I thought you’d like that choice,” Twilight said, shrinking under Gilda’s gaze. “If you want… I’ll share my salmon if you share your steak.”

“You don’t have too, I love it… I mean… just stop being adorable and too good for me,” Gilda replied, giving Twilight’s horn a quick kiss before pouting with claws crossed. Twilight’s face flushed red from the affection.

“Aww, that’s so adorable, isn’t it Shiny?” Cadance asked, turning to her husband.

“Still trying to wrap my head around my sister eating meat for her special griffon,” Shining uttered, getting another jab to the side by his wife.

“Anyways… where was I? Oh right. One of our flights… we went really far out of town, so we decided to sleep on a cloud, it was pretty cold in the sky so we ended up cuddling up to each other. I woke up first and… it was so startling to wake up to a field of brown feathers, Gilda’s body curled around me tightly with her wing acting like a blanket. The last time I woke up in that way was… well with Cadance or Celestia when I was a filly. Gilda woke up soon after and… it was an awkward morning for both of us,” Twilight said, blushing. Gilda frowned, trying to hide her blush by looking cool.

“I wonder if Twilight still does that thing, where she would nuzzle my side or hug a hoof,” Cadance teased.

“Yup, on both accounts. I woke up before Twilight once and found her trying to cuddle into me and holding one of my claws, and I swear I could remember Twilight nuzzling up to me that first time before I fell asleep,” Gilda snickered, blushing faintly while scratching her chin.

“Gilda!” Twilight groaned, pouting at her special griffon.

Cadance giggled. “That’s sweet.”

~dood~[/hr]

The food came and went, Shining asked to be excused and left for the nearest stallion’s room, leaving the girls alone. Cadance saw this as her moment to ask some of the more important questions. “So, have you girls… ‘done’ anything?”

Twilight arched a brow in confusion while Gilda blushed. “Done anything? We do lots of things together; flying, reading, tea, picnics, magical experiments, Rainbow Dash’s training regimen.”

"She means sex, Twi,” Gilda uttered with a shocked expression.

Twilight’s embarrassment soon met Gilda’s with her face beet red. “Oh... is that an important thing to know?”

“As the Princess of Love, your foalsitter, and Sister in law, it’s my duty to know that your sex life is healthy,” Cadance said proudly.

“I suppose… yes, we’ve… ‘done’ it,” Twilight uttered, hiding behind her wings.

“So… whatcha think about the Alicorn anatomy, Gilda?” Cadance asked, leaning towards the griffon.

“I… am a fan,” Gilda replied as blankly as possible, her white feathers turning red.

“So… must have been one intense night, huh?” Cadance said with a wide smile.

“And... morning, if I recall,” Twilight squeaked, her face completely hidden behind her hooves and wings.

Gilda swallowed her breath and stood up, glaring at the pink alicorn. “So we had sex a few times, what’s so remarkable about it? It’s pretty personal and we really don’t need some nosy princess poking into what we do in bed.”

Cadance only smiled, reclined back in her chair. “It’s actually great, I’m glad Twilight lost her new found virginity to someone she loves, I just want my precious little sister to enjoy herself, especially now that she got more than just a pair of wings. So I take it you like pony dicks?”

Gilda grimaced, with a heavy blush and tried to avoid eye contact with the alicorn of love. “it’s… more filling… and less damaging than griffon cocks.”

“It’s not that bad, Gilda, I like yours too,” Twilight cooed, cuddling up to Gilda’s side. Gilda wrapped an arm around the purple mare and held her tight.

“Could you repeat that? Sounded like Gilda has a penis too,” Cadance asked, looking rather confused.

“Yeah, what of it?” Gilda snarled, only to be calmed down by Twilight’s petting.

The cogs in Cadance’s brain began to turn, her smile slowly growing. All the pieces were available to her, she just needed to put them together.

“What I miss, Cady?” Shining asked, sitting down at the table.

“Would you girls like to come over for coffee?” Cadance asked immediately, a large smile on her face, the likes of which made Shining, Twilight, and Gilda uncomfortable.

~dood~[/hr]

Shining should have known the moment Cadance asked them for coffee, it was just as she lured him to their first time as lovers. An offer for coffee that quickly became a night of passion in their bedroom, on the floor right before the bed, except now, he was now being prepped by his wife into a foursome with his sister and her griffonfriend. Cadance was licking his balls while stroking his black cock, giggling as she did, and across from him was Twilight and Gilda sucking each other’s cocks, the thick dark purple horse cock disappearing down Gilda’s throat while the smaller, pointed, and barbed griffon dick was being thrusted into Twilight’s mouth, a brown sack slapping Twilight’s nose. “I still, don’t know about this Cady.”

“We just started, stallion up and deal with it, Shiny,” Cadance ordered, sucking one of his testes into her mouth and humming, causing his cock to jump.

Twilight squeaked and moaned around the red intruder, Gilda being just as forceful as they usually are during sex. Her hips bucking into Gilda’s beak, to get more of the griffon's excellent mouth and tongue.

Gilda kept her eyes closed to hide the fact that they were rolling into her skull. The moment Twilight accepted her body as what it was quickly became the start of a series of sex, each time Twilight just had to be adorable with her meaty club of a penis and she’d have the tough griffon drooling with her own pointed shaft in claw. She loved feeling Twilight’s mouth over her cock, the broad tongue tracing her barbs to the shaft. She loved how Twilight’s cock tasted, rolling her tongue around the purple shaft, teasing the purple shaft by lightly pressing her beak down around the glans to make Twilight gasp. Her claw gripped the heavy purple shaft and stroked what couldn’t enter her mouth, the other claw teasing Twilight’s orange size testicles and the marehood that hide behind them, gripping them and sliding a claw along the opening.

Twilight continued to moan around her lover’s shaft, squirming as Gilda made it her mission to make Twilight writhe from anything she could do. She let out another gasp whens he felt the long flexible tail wrap around her horn, slowly jerking it in time with her own oral motions.

“See, Shiny? Twilight and Gilda love each other, and they are really out preforming us, let’s kick it up a notch shall we?” Cadance cooed, she stood up and leaning in to kiss Shining, her own raging erection sliding along her husband’s saliva slick cock. “Let’s get the show on the road.”

“Got it,” Shining groaned, lifting his spouse onto her cock, feeling her petals spread for him. The familiar walls welcoming him and massaging their most frequent invader. Cadance let out a satisfied moan as she slowly slid down on Shining Armor’s cock, feeling her own member throb between their bodies.

Cadance looked deep into her mate’s eyes,her hooves wrapping around his neck while her legs took hold around his barrel. “Rut me, Shiny.”

Shining nodded and didn’t slow down, forcing his wife down his shaft before burning her back up to begin the cycle anew.

Gilda heard Cadance’s moaning and stopped, glaring at the two in annoyance. “Come on, Twi! Time to do it.”

“O-okay,” Twilight uttered, she felt herself get picked up and placed against Gilda’s chest, the griffon prick poking at her marehood and a claw around her engorged horse cock.

“Love you,” Gilda whispered into Twilight’s ear, before spearing the purple mare on her rod.

Twilight let out a squeal of delight, her cooch eagerly accepting Gilda’s dick. She pressed herself against the griffon and moaned. One claw held the new princess up while the griffoness’ lower body pumped itself into the purple rear. The remaining claw was stroking Twilight off quickly, a bead of pre-cum oozing from the tip; it was quickly snatched and used to lubricate the horse cock.

“Is that all you two can do? Shiny and I can fuck circles around you two virgins,” Cady challenged.

“Pfft, this is still foreplay to us,” Gilda goaded, smirking at the alicorn of love, humping into her marefriend harder and faster.

Cadance smiled, and rode her husband harder, thrusting herself down into Shining’s thrusts. “Come on, honey. Fuck me harder, Fuck me to the moon!”

With a grunt, Shining did all he could to please his wife, slamming as hard as he could into her welcoming pussy.

“Fuck Twi, your pussy…” Gilda groaned, nipping Twilight’s neck. The purple mare’s walls clenching her shaft tightly, making it hard for her to move with the barbs. The feeling of her balls smacking Twilight’s only encouraging her to rut her mate harder and faster, Her arm pulling her alicorn into her chest harder.

Twilight squirmed and moaned, writhing from her mate’s barbs sliding and pulling on her inner walls, tapping at her sweet spot each time. Her own dick throbbed and began to leak pre-cum profusely only to be gathered by Gilda’s free claw. “Gilda…” Twilight moaned, the pressure in her testicles building quickly and powerfully.

Cadance turned in time to get a face full of her sister in law’s spunk, fired like a cannon from Twilight’s shaft. Gilda’s talon worked to slide the white cream all over the purple cock. She let out her own groan when her barbs flared out, locking her in place as she filled her mate with griffon seed, leaking out of Twilight’s pussy in small rivets. “Oh fuck, amazing as ever Twi.”

“That was- ah- fast,” Cadance giggled, licking Twilight’s cum off her face.

Gilda chuckled as she let Twilight go, slowly slipping her red penis out of the purple mare. “That… was still foreplay, time for the real thing.”

Cadance arched a brow, watching Twilight walk over to Gilda’s backside and press into her backside, Gilda letting out a coo of pleasure, which became a loud moan, a bit of purple sliding into the griffon’s pussy, from behind the smaller brown orbs that hung beneath the red shaft. “Foreplay is rutting my sister in law to a near stupor? May I ask why?”

“Because… I’m the boss, and I say… Horse cock is the best,” Gilda moaned, rocking herself into Twilight, spearing her deeper into her lover's purple shaft. “All that before was to get her ready to enter me, we found out the hard way that… griffons are REALLY tight.” Gilda’s goading was cut off by a sharp gasp, her body quivering from being completely filled by Twilight’s dick.

“You still are, I...can barely move,” Twilight groaned, weakling pushing Gilda onto her belly and slowly rutting the griffon as hard as she could. The griffon pussy gripping her cock very tightly and greedily pulling her deeper.

Cadance let out a soft chuckle, turning back to Shining and pulling him into a deep kiss. This spurred the guard captain into rutting his wife with newfound power, his body slamming into hers, her walls grasping his member and milking him for his essence.

“Fuck yeah…” Gilda moaned. She could feel her purple lover pick up the pace, pounding her delicious dick deep into the griffon’s quivering quim, the new princess’ hooves gripping her wings as the thick dick speared her over and over again.

Cadance let out a mewl of pleasure as her husband filled her pussy to the brim, her own cock painting Shining’s mane and face a thicker white. “Oh, Shiny. That was amazing.”

Shining grunted as she lazily turned to see Twilight beginning to rut Gilda into the floor hard, the griffoness drooling onto the carpet while her own cock weakly leaked cum onto her own body or the floor. “That’s… something,” he uttered, his cock filling with blood from the scene.

“Yeah, I need a moment though before we go again,” Cadance lied, snuggling up to husband as they two watched Twilight fuck Gilda from behind. “Wow, your special griffon really likes horse cock.”

“You have no idea,” Twilight groaned, her mate becoming tighter. “Gilda… likes to wake me up… by making me cum on her face, or in her mouth.”

“You… love it, you love waking up… to see my beak tracing… your big fat dick. You love watching my rump tease your thick horse cock. You love fucking me, Twilight,” Gilda stated, her claws scratching the floor as Twilight began moving recklessly into her pussy.

“Break over, I want to see something,” Cadance announced, walking up to Gilda. “Stay there Shiny, I want you to just watch for now.”

Shining nodded as Cadance loomed over Gilda, using her magic to set the griffon back onto her claws. His jaw dropped when Cadance presented her thick pink member to Gilda’s mouth, who eagerly took it, licking the previous orgasm off it’s tip.

“Oh… Shiny, this is what a blowjob feels like? I would love to have you do this for me,” Cadance moaned, resting her hooves on Gilda’s shoulders before thrusting her cock down the griffon’s throat.

“No thank you,” Shining uttered, stroking his dick as his wife and his sister spitroasted a griffon.

“Oh, just you wait, my darling husband,” Cadance thought, pulling Gilda’s head down to her crotch.

Twilight let out an adorable squeal as her cock began to fill Gilda’s pussy with thick cum, at the same time, Gilda’s throat vibrated as she moaned around Cadance’s penis, her own orgasm rushing through her body, her red rocket firing it’s contents onto the floor beneath her.

Cadance cooed in pleasure from Gilda’s climatic moan, but kept face fucking the griffon, even as Twilight pulled her half-hard stallionhood out from Gilda’s absurd entrance. “Despite the beak, Gilda’s mouth was made for our big horse cocks, wasn’t it Twily?”

“The beak is a tad intimidating at first, but after the first time. It feels really great, especially around the medial ring and flare,” Twilight commented, blushing hard as Gilda’s tail wrapped around her cock and began to stroke her back to full erection.

“I bet it is,” Cadance cooed, getting ready to fill Gilda’s gullet with essence of love. She grunted and moaned as her cock spewed further her cream, forcing Gilda to swallow every drop, which quickly made the griffon hard and throbbing with need.

“Wow… this is… pretty hot,” Shining said, blushing hard.

Cadance smiled deviously as she pulled her cock out from Gilda’s mouth. “Girls, I believe it’s time for the ‘main event’?”

“Main event?” Twilight and Gilda asked, looking to each other in confusion. Cadance walked to them and whispered into their ears, their faces becoming as red an apple. “So, who wants what?”

“I… don’t think I would be comfortable doing anything like that,” Twilight said, blushing hard.

“Please Twily? It’ll mean so much to me,” Cadance pleaded, giving the younger alicorn a soft smile.

“It sounds like fun to me, Twi,” Gilda shrugged, flashing a intrigued smile.

Before Twilight could speak, Cadance walked over to her husband and straddled his waist. “Then… why don’t you and your brother take me at the same time, while we help Gilda up front?”

Gilda’s smile widened but Twilight was still unsure. “I dunno…”

“That looks like it’s eager to fuck royal plot,” Cadance giggled, gesturing to the purple staff, standing to attention between Twilight’s rear legs.

“It… does that on it’s own, quite often actually,” Twilight pouted, blushing madly.

“Twilight, if you do this… I’ll give you that special massage you love when we get home later,” Gilda added, letting her red prick fall onto Shining’s snout. The impact made the stallion flinch and feel rather nervous.

“Wouldn’t you do that anyways if I get too stressed out?” Twilight asked.

“Primary difference is that I’ll use oils and what not, a ‘private’ spa trip for you, extra emphasis on private by the way,” Gilda grinned.

“O-okay,” Twilight stuttered, walking up behind Cadance, sliding her cock along the pink princess’ ass.

Cadance could feel Twilight poking at her back door and used her magic to stop her. “Let me, Twily,” she cooed, her aura guiding her sister-in-law to the proper hole while slipping Shining’s hard black dick into her love hole. She laid down on her husband and forced him into a kiss, then she turned to kiss Gilda’s red pecker, sliding her tongue along the spiny dick.

The moment Cadance’s magic left her cock, Twilight quickly found her mark and pushed in until half her dick was inside the hot orifice. Her eyes shut hard as she began to thrust wildly against the pink rump. “Cadance, this is… really tight.”

“Just keep going, he loves it,” Cadance moaned, bouncing on her husband’s dick. Unbeknownst to Twilight, Shining’s eyes were wide open, feeling his little sister’s stallionhood fill his anal cavity, his scream was cut short by Gilda’s cock entering his mouth, the spines dragging against his tongue while the pointed tip slid to the back of his throat, Gilda’s sack jiggling before his eyes. He could feel his wife’s pussy tightening around his rode while his own sister’s cock felt like it was growing inside his ass, throbbing with need and ready to paint his insides white.

Twilight's eyes shot open. "I'm... mating with Shining's..." She felt a sudden desire to pull out and scrub her dick of the shame but Cadance's magic and the tight hole spurred her onward. "I'm mating with my big brother's ass!" The sudden announcement made Cadance grin wider, her horn's magic dimming.

“Damn, you sure he’s never sucked cock before? He’s better than Rainbow Dash,” Gilda groaned, her claws reaching down to grab the stallion’s head and started to thrust wildly into her mouth.

“I’m sure- oh- maybe I should… get him to suck me off- oh auntie- one day,” Cadance moaned, one hoof keeping her stable on Shining’s crotch while the other was stroking her dark pink dick, her modest sack bouncing on the regent prince’s belly with a light ‘thunk’.

“BB… BFF, why does your butt feel so good? I can… uggh, feel you sucking me deeper somehow,” Twilight whimpered, her hooves tightening around Cadance while her rod violated her brother’s space with a reckoning.

“Twi- light, I’m getting the feeling… that your bro was destined for mare dick, his mouth is soo darn good,” Gilda muttered. She could feel the stallion’s reluctance to give her oral, but his tongue seemed to know what parts of the griffoness’ anatomy to touch and caress, the barbed dick leaking pre cum into his mouth.

“After… this, I’m taking his ass. I need to know what it feels like to fuck a colt,” Cadance demanded, riding her husband harder and harder, trying to speed up their climaxes.

Shining Armor laid between the three mares, his face bright red from everyone talking about how well he can take their dicks. His sister splitting his anus wide, feeling her throb against his prostate, what was worse was that he was beginning to enjoy having his baby sibling fill his ass with thick princess meat. Even Gilda’s cock in his mouth wasn’t too displeasing, as humiliating as it was; her claws digging into his scalp as she furious fucked his mouth, not long enough to enter his esophagus, he had to mentally thank the princesses and Discord for that one. At least Cadance is taking care of his erection, her velvety walls wringing him of his cum, tempting him to fill the pink alicorn’s depths again.

Gilda’s claws dug into Shining’s flesh as she humped, she could feel her cock throb and twitch against the guard captain’s tongue, the spines flaring outward in an attempt to keep her inside his mouth.

Twilight’s dick felt it was being milked dry by her brother’s ass, every time attempt to pull out was met with severe resistance. The walls in the stallion’s anal cavity was either shrinking s or Twilight’s dick was growing inside her BBBFF, the flared head expanding deep inside his colon.

Cadance shivered with delight, her husband’s dick was good. But to see him sucking on Gilda’s meat, hearing Twilight whimper behind her, fucking her older brother’s ass as hard as she could kept the Princess of Love hard and eager to try Shining Armor’s ass out later. “How close are you girls?”

“A-almost,” Twilight moaned, rubbing her face into Cadance’s back as her hips thrashed.

“Just about…” Gilda grunted, her thrusts becoming more erratic.

Cadance looked down on her stallion, her magic glowing and tickling his balls and horn. Shining’s eyes snapped close, letting out a deep moan that vibrated round Gilda’s cock as he filled his wife with his seed, the pink alicorn cooing in pleasure as her own rod began to add to her previous orgasm on Shining’s head.

The sensation of Shining’s orgasm, trigger Twilight’s and Gilda’s. Their respective dicks filling Shining from both ends, the bookish princess painting her older brother’s insides white with her cream while Gilda force fed the guard captain her spunk.

Cadance triumphantly stood off her husband, his spent prick sliding out of her used pussy. She turned back to Twilight, who had some minor difficulty pulling herself out of her brother’s tight ass. She looked to Gilda, who is stroking her cock above Shining’s head, some meager shots falling on his snouts. “Shit, I’m still pretty hard, anything else Cadance?” Gilda chuckled.

“Why yes. I’m fucking my husband’s ass, you two decide what is next,” Cadance giggled, taking Twilight’s earlier position and inspecting the hole she’ll be invading.

Twilight walked over to Gilda with an unsure look. “This… is still very odd, it doesn’t feel right either- It feels good, but… not right.”

“Yeah, I guess it would be strange to take your bro’s anal virginity, even though it still feels like he’s taken his fair share of cock before,” Gilda said, pulling Twilight into a hug.

“Twilight, your turn to use Shiny’s mouth!” Cadance exclaimed, standing her husband up and aligning her pink penis for her husband’s stallion pussy.

Despite her cock getting hard from hearing that, Twilight was still tentative, until she felt a claw on her shoulder. “Twi, clean your dick and shove it in, I’ll find something to do.”

Twilight gave a soft smile, then she had a idea. “Remember that time when we invited Rainbow Dash to a picnic by the lake?”

Gilda arched a brow. “Yeah?”

“Why don’t you do to Cadance that you asked me to do to you?” Twilight offered, smiling weakly.

Gilda’s face went straight before a large smile appeared. “I love you so much, babe.”

“I love you too,” Twilight said, the two hugging tightly before going to take their positions. Gilda far more eager than Twilight. “Sorry, BBBFF.”

“I’ll be honest-gah- Twi, I should have known this woooould happen one day,” Shining groaned. “Being married to a mare with a penis should have been a warning sign.”

“Twilight! Oh fuck, just make him suck your dick- AHH!” Cadance shrieked, feeling Gilda’s member invade her pussy. “Oh yes!”

“I’m pretty sure, Cadance will force it to happen eventually- just… try to be gentle, you’re a bit thicker… and longer than your special somep- griffon,” Shining pleaded, wincing from his wife fucking his ass with powerful thrusts.

Twilight nodded and slipped her dick into her brother's waiting mouth, suppressing a moan as the tongue teased her glans as they pass.

Gilda’s talons dug into Cadance’s shoulder and rump, slamming her tool hard into the love princess. “Fuck… it’s so hot and tight. Didn’t your hubby blow his load twice in here?”

“I assure you, you won’t fuck better pussy anywhere else,” Cadance teased, slapping Shining’s flank as she pounded her knight’s rump.

Gilda gave Twilight a apologetic look, telling Twilight all she needed to know. “Cadance… could I… do your marehood later too?”

“Of course, Twily. After this round though, I’m so fucking ready to make my stallion my mare,” Cadance said excitedly, watching her husband suck her sister-in-law’s dick with glee. “Looks like he’s really into your dick, Twily.”

"Seems like it… his tongue is just… all over my penis, he keeps sucking me in deeper,” Twilight moaned, her hooves trying to hold Shining’s head tight as she tried to softly mate with her brother’s throat.

That’s… a good mouth, right Twilight?” Gilda chuckled, feeling her member’s spines scraping Shining’s semen out of Cadance’s slit.

“Sorry Shiny,” Twilight said, looking down on her brother. “Your mouth IS better than Rainbow’s, maybe even Rarity’s.”

“You fucked Rarity and didn’t tell me?” Gilda asked, her face agape.

“She only gave me oral… and it was a spa trip,” Twilight said, blushing hard at the accusation.

“Did you fuck any of your other friends?” Cadance asked, transforming her eagerness to hear the adorkable princess’ sexcapades into energy to rut Shining’s ass harder and faster.

“Threesome with Rainbow, oral from Rarity- oh shoot… never touched Pinkie or Fluttershy… drunken sex with Applejack before I became a Princess… and again during mating season… after,” Twilight uttered, her face becoming redder than Shining Armor’s is currently.

Gilda stopped completely, her jaw dropped slightly. “I want to be mad, but… this was all before we were together right?” She ignored Cadance’s rump shaking to try and get the griffoness going again.

“Of course! Like five months before you returned to Ponyville, she… uhh, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and she… jumped me… Cadance?” Twilight asked, staring at the lust driven face of her old foal-sitter.

She didn’t know why, but Cadance loved hearing about how Twilight fucked her friends while fucking her husband’s ass, the mere idea that the rod that fucked her well toned apple farming friend is fucking her brother’s throat got her own princesshood harder. “Did she like it? Did you knock her up?”

“A bit more than I thought… and no, I used the spell that prevents that from happening,” Twilight whimpered.

“Should have filled her with foals,” Cadance remarked happily, thrusting harder into her stallion. She shivered in bliss as Gilda began to move once again.

“We’ll… uh… we’ll talk about this later, Twilight,” Gilda said, blushing lightly.

“Y-yeah,” Twilight uttered sadly, pulling her shlong out of Shining’s mouth. Cadance immediately noticed this and used her magic to force the purple princess to hilt herself in the oral cavity of her older sibling. Twilight could feel Shining gagging around her cock, the vibrations making her dick harder and forcing a bead of pre-cum to leave.

Cadance didn’t stop, she used her magic to make Gilda and Twilight slam their pricks harder into the hole they were using, the pink aura tickling different parts of their body, enticing them to flood the orifice they invaded. Even as her pink sack slapped her husband’s ass, she felt her own orgasm approaching, from the stimulation of nearly everything.

The three mares moaned in unison. Gilda’s spiked pecker firing it’s load deep inside Cadance, mixing with Shining’s early deposit. Twilight was forced to inject her seed directly into her brother’s stomach, the flared head making life a tad difficult for him. Lights flashed in Cadance’s eyes as she filled her husband, the first time she got to use her penis for sex in seven years, she could feel her cum spray inside his anus, her sister-in-law’s cum mingling with her own spunk in perfect harmony. The combined orgasm, caused the poor stallion in the middle to spray his load onto the floor, abandoned by the sex-frenzied alicorn and her newly acquired assistants.

Twilight’s lust and tired muscles kept her from withdrawing quickly, forcing her brother to taste her seed as the thick purple shaft left his lips. Her dick was still remarkably hard and looked up to the humping Princess, appearing to have fallen in love all over again with her husband’s rectum. Gilda eventually slid out, her spines no longer trying to keep her inside the princess.

“Wanna switch?” Gilda offered, Twilight nodded with a weak smile. With the purple mare used magic to rejuvenate herself, Gilda used her claw to press Shining to the floor before she went to grab Cadance’s head. “The Princess of Love must give some pretty mean head, right?”

“After you had this?” Cadance teased, licking her lips. “You’ll never be able to go back to getting blow jobs from Twily again.”

“Good thing that Twilight’s cock makes me feel perfect then,” Gilda chuckled, forcing her entire shaft into Cadance’s mouth, the pink alicorn’s eyes shut gently as her tongue began to work the pointed shaft. “Oh shit… really good.” Gilda struggled to grip Cadance’s head, thrusting into her snout.

Twilight walked up to Cadance’s body, using her own magic to help guide her to her ex-foalsitter’s used pussy. She slowly sunk in, her dick meeting the aftermath of Shining and Gilda’s earlier orgasms, but she didn’t mind it too much. “Oh… this… feels too good.”

Cadance was on cloud nine, her dick was ring deep in her husband’s ass, her favorite mare in the world was fucking her pussy, what surprised her was how fast Twilight started, going from slow to hard rutting in seconds. The spines of Gilda’s cock carried Shining’s cum, the griffon's seed, and her own vaginal juices, eagerly drinking the cocktail of sexual bliss, Her filled holes sucking on Twilight and Gilda as hard as possible, demanding that they fill her. Her own body slamming into Shining, the white rump becoming bright red from the hard thrusting with streaks of white sliding down to his unused dick.

Gilda shuddered when Cadance began to hum her favorite song around the griffon prick, her tongue tracing each and every spine while her magic caressed and massaged the testicles of both mares, Gilda’s talons holding her head as she facefucked the pink alicorn.

Twilight moaned adorably when she first felt Cadance’s magic, prompting her to speed up, her body flailing against her sister-in-law’s tight rump.

They continued for a good little while until Cadance forced everyone to start jerking themselves off, firing their loads all over Shining Armor’s body, adding their white essence to his white fur as he slowly fell asleep.

~dood~[/hr]

Shining awoke with a headache and the sudden desire to relieve himself, he walked to the bathroom and heard water running, as well as the sounds of giggling and moaning. With a deep breath, he entered. His jaw dropped when he saw his wife and his sister double teaming his sister’s griffonfriend. Cadance was slamming her dick hard into Gilda’s pussy while Twilight struggled with the griffon’s ass, the water giving all three a wet appearance, with their manes clinging to their shining coats. “Hello Shiny, how was your sleep?” Cadance asked, panting with the desire to rut the griffon before her.

“Okay,” Shining whimpered, recalling last night’s events. “I’ll go elsewhere.”

With Shining Armor quickly leaving, Cadance giggled, her sister in law moaning hard into her lover’s neck, with Gilda was riding on cloud nine, her talons holding onto Cadance’s coat for dear life.

Both mares flinched as they filled the griffon again with thick seed, causing her belly to bloat as it mingled with their earlier orgasm, Twilight adorably squeaking while Cadance grunted with determination. All Gilda could say was ”fuck, I love horse cock” while her own red member fired it’s load all over Candace's body.

Sixth One Shot(Pony/Explicit): Mare-Does-Well

Author's Note

Behold! I slaved for a hour writing this mess. Shigiya did the proof-reading so it looks much less messy, dood.

I apologize if the clop is barely there as I am a tired Twilight Cock-grower and half way through the fic I was drafted into Borderlands 2, dood, so the train of thought derailed temporarily.

Oh well, we need more media involving Rainbow Dash getting gang banged by Mare-Do-Wells, dood. Hopefully better than this... and doesn't contain rape and suspicious BDSM, dood.

Sixth One Shot(Pony/Explicit): Mare-Does-Well

Rainbow Dash was furious. The caped hero of Ponyville, Mare-Do-Well, was stealing her thunder. She could have totally saved that run-away trolley, or helped Granny Smith, or saved those construction workers, and saved Ponyville from a possible flood and patched up the dam. Based on what she saw, she concluded that Mare-Do-Well was an alicorn, since she flew, used magic, and stopped a trolley with her legs.

She had to find the caped problem-solver and stop her. Nevermind that she couldn’t find any of her friends either, maybe caught a glimpse of Rarity every so often. She had to bring this vigilante to justice, with or without their help.

She grumbled on a cloud high above a parade in Mare-Do-Well’s honor. Scootaloo invited her but no way would Rainbow show up to that lame event.

As she brooded on her thundercloud, she wanted to get back at that scene-stealing showpony. But then she realized that it would be her best chance to unmasked Mare-Do-Well and reveal who she really was to the town. She grinned as she hatched a plan, hovering her cloud over to the village.

~dood~[/hr]

“Oh, this is so good,” Rainbow said to herself. Rubbing her hooves together, she had built a trap for Mare-Do-Well, an alley littered with ropes designed to trap ponies like a spider. She never knew that Applejack and Rarity’s lessons in ‘how to use ropes’ would come handy. Now she just needed to coax the mare into fleeing and start a mad chase through the streets.

She sped back to the Parade grounds, only to see Mayor Mare declaring to Ponyville how cool the purple and dark-blue hero was. The vigilante herself remained still, never moving with her dark blue cape bellowing in the wind.

She shot down to the stage, landing between Mayor Mare and Mare-do-Well. The landing caused the wooden platform to crack under her hooves, forcing both mares to back away slightly in surprise. “The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well, huh?” Rainbow snapped, glaring at the costumed pony.

The group behind gasped in shock as Rainbow turned to face Mare-Do-Well with a challenging stare. “What are you hiding?”

Mare-Do-Well took another step back, an escape plan already in her head.

Rainbow grinned as she took another step forward. “Let’s see how mysterious you are without that mask!” With that Rainbow lunged forward to take the mask with her teeth but the vigilante avoided it and fled, running into the town. “Perfect,” Rainbow thought, speeding forward to catch the masked mare.

She chased Mare-Do-Well through the streets, weaving through the alleys and keeping a close eye on her adversary.

Rainbow cursed under her breath when she lost track of her, only to catch a glimpse of Mare-Do-Well’s cape behind her. Without a second thought, Rainbow sped after her. She grunted in annoyance when she lost her again, only to hear the caped savior whistle behind her. “What the?” Rainbow uttered, confused by how the masked mare can appear behind her.

Giving up the chase, she sped to her trap. Grunting in annoyance to see nopony caught in it. She had to trick Mare-Do-Well into her trap, and she knew how to do it.

She flew up high, and spotted Mare-Do-Well close to her trap and sped down.

“Hey!” She called out to catch Mare-Do-Well’s attention. The masked mare noticed her and ran the opposite direction, towards the rope trap. Rainbow grinned and attempted to herd her adversary to the trap.

Another whistle caught Rainbow’s attention, seeing another Mare-Do-Well behind her. “How the heck?” She sped down to herd the new mare to the trap. She chased the second Mare to her trap when another Mare-Do-Well blind sided her with her cape, Rainbow could only see the dark blue cape for a moment.

“That’s not cool, how many of you are there?” Rainbow snarled chasing after the newest Mare-Do-Well. Unfortunately the chase was cut-short when she disappeared down a dead-end, prompting Rainbow to snarl in anger and sped back to her trap.

To her surprise and infinite glee, she saw two Mare-Do-Wells caught in the rope, with another trying to free them. “Well, well, well. What do we have here?”

All three mares turned to Rainbow in surprise, the speedster grinning wildly as the two trapped mares struggled intensely. The third mare stepping back, widening the distance without touching the ropes.

“I should have known it would take three ponies to be a great as me, but to steal my thunder? You’re identities are SO mine,” Rainbow grinned maliciously. She flew up to one of the masked mares, accidently hitting one of the center ropes with her wing.

Everything went in slow motion as the ropes began falling apart. The two trapped vigilantes falling down while some ropes fell onto Rainbow, bringing her down to the ground.

“You girls okay?” The lone unharmed Mare-Do-Well asked in a squeaky yet familiar voice. Her answer came in the forms of groans.

Rainbow slowly opened her eyes, she quickly noticed that she pinned one of the masked mares beneath her. However from her point of view made her contest the ‘female’ part, as she could feel a suspiciously hard fleshy rod against her cheek. “What the hey?

Another Mare-Do-Well was nearly covered in rope, trying to levitate the pile off her back while the third ran to check on her. “I got ya,” the standing Mare-Do-Well said, helping the rope bound mare up.

“Pinkie?” Rainbow asked, standing up, and unintentionally rubbing her rump into the pinned mare’s face.

“Get your butt out of my face, Rainbow!” The pinned Mare-Do-Well groaned, trying to shove the blue pegasus off her.

“Applejack?” Rainbow screamed, spinning around on Applejack’s chest to pin her better. “What the heck is going on here?”

One Mare-Do-Well begrudgingly removed her mask, revealing Pinkie’s face while the other was revealed to be Twilight. “Sorry Rainbow but… you were acting so full of yourself and… we felt that we could… knock you down a peg or two. We’re sorry that it drove you to… this mess,” Twilight said, gesturing to the ropes behind her.

“Well, you could have told me, I’m sure I would have chilled out,” Rainbow snorted with her hooves crossed.

“We tried but you were so full of yourself that you kept going on about how heroic you are and how awesome you were. Now get off me!” Applejack roared, glaring at the blue speedster through her mask.

Rainbow glanced back to the hardened member and smirked. “No, you three owe me for making me look like an ass in front of the whole town.” The moment she felt Pinkie and Twilight glare at the back of her head she rolled her eyes. “I’ll apologize to a donkey the moment I get the chance for that remark, okay?”

“But you’ve been throwing your ego around town, MAKING the town love you for the stunts you’ve done. We saved the world twice and this is what inflates your ego?” Twilight retorted, stomping her hoof in protest.

“Or- OR… you could have pulled me aside and talked to me, think of that?” Rainbow snapped.

“You had Spike ghostwrite your autobiography, you spent literally a whole day with your fans with three naps yesterday, and the one time Pinkie tried to have a serious talk with you, she had to host a party… to you,” Twilight spat back.

“Yeah I could have still done that but wow are those Rainbow Dash Fan Club fillies SUPER picky about how to do parties,” Pinkie commented.

“Are you or are you not gonna get off me?” Applejack asked again with an annoyed tone.

“No, I’m not getting off you, infact… you three still owe me,” Rainbow snapped. She turned to Twilight and Pinkie, who were more confused than angry. “Why does Applejack have a penis?”

All three mares blushed hard. “I’d like ya to get off me now, Rainbow,” Applejack said, her face glowing through the mask.

“It was Rarity’s idea,” Pinkie stated.

“Rarity… has a fetish for… costumed heroics leading to sex. So… yeah,” Twilight explained, trying to hide her face with her mask.

“So… all three of you?” Rainbow questioned, her smile widening when all three nodded. “And all three of you would bang her at once?”

“Four, Fluttershy did the fly by after Twilight fixed the dam,” Pinkie corrected.

Rainbow’s brain stopped for a moment before returning to her senses. “Rarity thinks she could take four of you on at once? I thought she was dating Fluttershy only?”

“Rarity... coaxed Fluttershy into agreeing to the idea,” Twilight answered, rubbing her forelimb nervously.

Rainbow rolled her eyes playfully, looking down to Applejack with a smirk. “Didn't think she's have it in her.”

Applejack felt Rainbow rubbing herself against the the cowpony’s unfamiliar pole. “What are you doing?”

“You girls are gonna make it up to me for making me look like a joke in front of everypony,” Rainbow cooed, grinding her pussy against the bulging fabric, feeling Applejack’s blood filling the rod.

“By fucking you in an alleyway while dressed as Mare-Do-Well? How does that work?” Pinkie asked, Twilight shrugging her shoulders.

“I’m giving you girls the privilege to have sex with me, a chance that Scootaloo would attack the Princess for. You gonna give that up? You gonna give THIS up?” Rainbow challenged, slapping her flank to entice her friends.

Twilight and Pinkie shot each other a confused look. “Why is Rainbow more random than you right now?” the unicorn asked.

“No idea, but if she wants it…” Pinkie shrugged, moving closer to the sultry Pegasus.

Rainbow smiled widely, eyes half lidded as she watched Pinkie stand on her hind hooves, balancing one hoof on the pegasus’ shoulder. The speedster rubbing a fore hoof against Pinkie’s bulge. “That’s what I’m talking about, come join the fun egghead.”

Twilight let out a frustrated huff, quickly trotting over to Rainbow. Blushing harder when Rainbow ripped a hole in Pinkie’s costume with her teeth, freeing the heavy pink member and dark pink scrotum from its confines. “Help AJ while I free Twilight.”

“Okie Dokie Lokie!” Pinkie cheered, jumping over to use her teeth to open the crotch of the cowpony’s costume while Rainbow did the same for Twilight. The speedster taking her time, running her tongue along the bulge of the librarian’s crotch before making a small tear in the costume.

Pinkie carefully took a piece of Applejack’s costume in her mouth and quickly tore a hole in it, using her teeth to pull the orange rod and sack out into the open, jutting high and lying against Rainbow’s back. “Okay, what now?”

Rainbow smirked, stroking Twilight’s penis with a hoof while her tail brushing against Applejack’s. “Get over here so I can get you ready.”

Pinkie nodded, returning to standing next to Rainbow, only to wince when the blue mare wrapped her lips around her pink shaft. “Oh… that’s warmer than I thought.”

Rainbow was bobbing her head onto Pinkie’s dick, her tongue teasing its side and making Pinkie quiver. Twilight shuddering from Rainbow’s hoof, stroking her quicker and with an impressive grip for a hoof.

Applejack felt her hooves rest o Rainbow’s thighs, feeling the tickling hairs tease her own member. “Come on, Dash… Get off…”

“What do you think I’m trying to do? A little foreplay doesn’t hurt,” Rainbow chuckled, giving Pinkie another long lick from base to head.

“Y-yeah, but darn it. Rainbow… your tail is killing me,” Applejack groaned, grinding Rainbow Dash against her body.

Rainbow responded by flicking her tail against the hard orange pole, teasing it further. Twilight and Pinkie were getting harder in her hooves and mouth as well, she could feel them pulse with life as the two mares whimpered for release.

Rainbow smirked at the sight. Applejack, fully clothed in her Mare-Do-Well costume, writhing beneath her. Twilight on her right hoof, only her mouth visible. And Pinkie in her mouth, her blushing face panting in lust as she lacked her mask.

She felt Applejack’s cock leak a bit, dabbing her back with pre-cum. Both Twilight and Pinkie were nearly leaking constantly from the attention. Only Rainbow knew what was next. “Now for me, girls.”

Releasing Twilight and Pinkie, Rainbow readjusted herself, flapping her wings so that she hovered above Applejack’s towering pole. All three mares watched in amazement, the party mare and librarian stroking themselves as they watched Rainbow slowly drop herself down onto the orange cock, letting out a quick gasp when the head popped inside her.

“Ra-Rainbow…” Applejack whimpered, a hoof on Rainbow’s side as she helped the pegasus down her shaft. The unfamiliar sensation sending jolts of pleasure up her spine and into her brain, telling her body to redirect more blood into her cock.

Pinkie and Twilight seated themselves directly behind Rainbow, watching as Applejack’s dick disappeared into Rainbow’s pussy, spreading the blue lips apart with its girth.

Rainbow felt incredibly full the moment she felt her ass rest on Applejack’s crotch, the entire shaft deep inside her. “Damn, this is what I’m talking about,” she cooed, slowly pulling herself up before dropping down onto the orange mare’s lap. She turned to the other Mare-Do-Wells and smirked. “Wanna join? I got two holes left.”

Twilight and Pinkie glanced to each other. “Well, she did fellate you. You take her butt. I’ll go for her head,” Twilight reasoned with a weak grin.

“Thanks, Twilight,” Pinkie smiled, giving the unicorn a hug before hopping over to Rainbow’s backside. She licked her hoof and rubbed the pegasus’ rear hole while Twilight trotted over to Rainbow’s face.

Rainbow licked her lips as Twilight presented her purple shaft to the blue mare’s face, wincing from Pinkie’s hoof rubbing and trying to poke into her anus. The flat tip getting close enough to her muzzle that she could lick it, the smell the unicorn’s strangely pleasant musk. While admiring Twilight’s new cock was nice, the sudden push of Pinkie’s dick into her ass was so awesome, her rump filled to the brim with mare cock. Applejack’s hooves helping her along the orange shaft while Pinkie slowly pushed herself deeper into the pegasus’ ass. It was so much she almost forgot about the purple shaft bopping her nose with its wet tip.

Twilight whined slightly when Rainbow’s lips lightly touched her cock head, watching with anticipation as she pushed a little more of her cock into Rainbow’s mouth, both hooves holding onto the rainbow mane.

Rainbow’s eyes rolled back as both Applejack and Pinkie found a reasonable pace, Applejack being the roughest of the three mares. Pinkie taking it slow and steady as she gripped Rainbow’s rear tightly, her balls slapping against the blue rump with every thrust. Twilight was the slowest, taking care not to make her speedy friend choke on her unfamiliar appendage. Rainbow quivered as she felt the pulse and throbbing of all three members against her walls and tongue, the heat in her body rising as with Applejack and Pinkie pumping their hips harder with each thrust.

“Jeez, and Rarity wanted to do this with four of us? Almost can’t wait for that,” Applejack uttered, her eyes switching between Rainbow’s expanding throat and the sway of Twilight’s heavy sack slapping against the pegasus’ chin. She shuddered when Rainbow’s pussy flexed and became tighter, trying to milk the cowpony’s cock of her cum.

“You girls… wowie zowie, Rainbow bum is so good and tight and HOT, you need to try this hole,” Pinkie moaned, her pumped soon surpassing APplejack’s pace, nearly flailing against Rainbow’s rear.

“Rainbow… your tongue feels really good,” Twilight squeaked, slowing thrusting more of her shaft down Rainbow’s throat. The pegasus’ tongue pressing wildly along the underside of her cock, tracing her medial ring to make the unicorn shiver in delight.

Applejack began to chuckle, forcing Rainbow’s rump into her humping crotch. “Guess we all have a hole we need to try later.”

“Yeah… still weird that Rainbow thinks she’s getting back at us for -oh getting tight here- for stealing her thunder by making us fuck her like … Rarity wanted us to do to her later. ” Pinkie uttered, slowing her thrusts slightly as she thought.

Rainbow grumbled around Twilight’s dick, making the scholar wince from the vibrations. The unicorn tightening her grip around Rainbow’s mane, as she pumped her hips harder, forcing the pegasus to deepthroat her.

Rainbow’s body shuddered, shivering between the three mares as she felt her body coming closer to climax. All three of her holes tightening around their invaders as she inevitably came, her teeth lightly digging into the purple flesh, causing Twilight wince slightly.

Applejack and Pinkie soon followed, letting out a low grunt and huff as they spilled their seed deep into their speedy friend, filling her orifices full of pony batter.

Twilight wasn’t too far behind as she began force feeding Rainbow her cream, holding the rainbow maned head to her crotch.

Rainbow shuddered in orgasmic bliss as her body eagerly accepted her friends’ seed, one hoof resting on Applejack and the other rubbing Twilight’s flanks as she swallowed every salvo of unicorn jizz and did all she could to milk the earth ponies for all their sperm.

Twilight quickly slipped out, her cock falling limp out of Rainbow’s mouth as she greedily savoured and drank the unicorn’s cum. Pinkie slipping out only to let another burst of cum to fly onto Rainbow’s cheeks, panting from exertion.

Finally, Rainbow stood up, letting Applejack’s cock lie back onto the cowpony’s costume. Pinkie’s and Applejack’s cum dripping out of her holes and onto the masked mare’s orange crotch. “Now that was great…” Rainbow cooed, licking her lips to catch the remainder of her nerdy friend’s seed. A sinister smile on her lips. “But we ain’t done yet.”

~dood~[/hr]

Rarity and a costumed Fluttershy were searching for their friends through the alley way. It’s been two hours since Rainbow chased Pinkie off the stage. And Rarity will not let her moment of getting gang banged by Mare-Do-Wells go to waste, even if one quarter of the group was with her.

“Do you think Rainbow caught them?” Fluttershy asked, walking awkwardly from the stiff boner between her legs. Rarity spent a half hour teasing the yellow pegasus, in hopes that the others would join them soon, but when they didn’t show… Rarity became frustrated.

“Perhaps, but we still need to ensure that they didn’t forget or weren’t caught doing something or somepony else,” Rarity added, keeping a careful eye out for anypony in Ponyville’s streets.

They halted at the sound of moaning, the air beginning to smell of sex. “I knew it, couldn’t keep their dicks in their costumes,” Rarity snarled running over to where the scent and sounds originated. Fluttershy blushed hard and did all she could to follow the fashionista.

“There you three ar-” Rarity’s voice fell and her jaw dropped. Fluttershy quickly caught up, not before trying to shield her eyes with her mane. Before them, Rainbow Dash was riding Twilight’s cock, the unicorn’s back against a wall. On each side of the egotistic speedster was Pinkie and Applejack, getting hoofjobs from their mutual blue friend. Based on the position, Twilight was rutting Rainbow anally, as a river of cum slowly seeped from the mare’s pussy and onto the stone ground. The blue coat matted with white stains.

“Pinkie… you’re right… Rainbow’s ass is soo good,” Twilight moaned, thrusting herself hard against Dash’s ass. “How does she stay soo tight here?

“Told ya,” Pinkie giggled weakly, shivering from Rainbow’s slick yet slightly fuzzy hoof.

“Think I can have another turn there when you finish, Twi?” Applejack asked, petting Rainbow’s mane as the blue friend suck on her cockhead.

“Of-of course… only if Rainbow… consents,” Twilight moaned, feeling her balls clench tighter at her impending orgasm, the rear hole still tight after Pinkie ravaged it twice.

Rainbow answered by seductively tracing her tongue along the underside of Applejack’s dick, staring up at her with bedroom eyes. The look giving the cowpony an excited shiver up her spine.

“Ahem!” Rarity coughed, glaring at all four ponies. Four sets of eyes staring at the white unicorn in fear, even as Twilight flinched and unloaded her sperm into Rainbow’s overpacked ass. The pegasus letting out a moan as her belly felt fuller form the increased payload. “Well? What do you have to say for yourselves?”

Rainbow smirked, stroking the earth mares faster. “Steal my thunder, and I steal your studs.”

Seventh One Shot(Human/Pony/Semi-Explicit) Bandit Strikes

Lightning Dust watched from her perch in the trees, a lone traveler walked through her forest. Her dark green leather armor clung tightly to her body but exposed her midriff to the air, her short orange hair fluttering in the breeze. Her knives strapped to her boots, hips, and back for easy access to any situation.

The traveler herself was a wearing a brown cloak that covered her whole body. In fact, Lightning wouldn’t have know the person was female if it weren’t for the one time her hood fell off to reveal long purple hair with blue and pink stripes and a cute, yet nervous face. While the spear took her by surprise, she knew that the girl was a mage from the dark purple robes hiding beneath the cloak, probably an important chick from the city.

All Lightning saw was a walking coin purse. She ran and jumped from branch to branch, keeping the traveler in her sight while also making sure that her latest victim doesn’t see her.

The girl was looking around nervously, hoping that no one was following her. A shame she never thought to look up, she would have spotted a glimpse of green and yellow darting between the trees.

Lightning followed her until she stopped to make camp. The blonde bandit watched the spellcaster start a fire with her magic before pulling out some vegetables and a stew pot out from her robes. It was her chance to rob this poor sucker. She took out a knife and aimed for the pot.

Twilight was a worried wreck the entire time, she felt like someone was watching her. She conjured some ice in the pot and levitated it over the fire while preparing her vegetables. She jumped when a knife slammed into her pot, knocking it out of her grasp. She quickly spun to see a green clad figure dropping onto her, her foot landing into the poor mage’s face as she was sent flying into a nearby tree.

Lightning Dust looked up to see her target knocked unconscious, lying against the tree. She smirked as she proudly walked up to her prey and tied the mage’s arms behind the tree before going through the sole satchel hanging from her waist.

A small collection of books, enough magic-looking reagents to help start an Apothecary, a few dull gems, and a dragon egg shell. Lightning Dust was amazed to find so much in such a small purse, but after fitting her entire arm into the hand sized pouch, she managed to fish out the caster’s coin purse.

With a wide smile, she opened it and turned it upside down to see… three small bits dropping from the opening of the purse, clattering on the dirt. “Seriously? Only three damn bits?” Lightning snarled, throwing the empty purse at her victim’s face.

Three bits and a bunch of stuff to pawn, Lightning grunted in annoyance as she tucked everything back into the pouch she found it all in, even stuffing the spear into the small space.

She looked over the mage and began feeling her body in case she missed something. Her hand traced over the groin and felt something that confused her. She took out a knife and cut a hole in the purple robes, around the crotch and torn it apart to find a pair of silk panties and a noticeable bulge coming from it.

With a smirk, Lightning tore the panties off and saw the mage’s limp member lying above what appeared to be the unconscious girl’s pussy. A small patch of purple hair just above the member, almost acting like an arrow to the cute member. She licked her lips and wrapped her hand around the mage’s dick and slowly began to stroke it.

"Uhh, Fluttershy? Could you do something to stop this?"

The trees told the druidess, Fluttershy, that there were intruders in the forest. The young woman swiftly walked, listening to the forest guide her to those that would harm nature. The pinkette wore bark on her arms, shoulders, and chest but ivy and moss was used as a makeshift robes, dragging along the ground as she walked. On her head was a garland of flowers and thorns, while it looked uncomfortable, it was rather pleasant. Her oak staff, decorated with roses, violets, and daisies, was held onto her back by thick roots that came from her bark armor, Fluttershy’s most cherished possession.

She stopped when the scent of fire filled her lungs, the idea of someone starting a fire in these woods infuriated the druidess. Making her more focused on finding the fools responsible for this.

Following the scent she heard some rustling nearby and went to investigate it, her face going red when she found the enemies of the forest.

A woman clad in green was bobbing her head over the very big penis of the panting purple-headed mage, her mouth was covered by a purple fabric.

“Aww, I like it when my mares scream.”

“You too, Fluttershy?”

Fluttershy swallowed her breath and approached them. The bandit was too focused on swallowing the mage’s turgid meat to notice the roots holding her body still that when she felt their grip, it was too late. She was now- um, permanently stuck between the Druidess’ roots and the Mage’s crotch.

“Umm… you both are- uh, trespassing in my forest, and starting this fire. For that… you must be punished, please,” Fluttershy said proudly, slamming her oak staff into the ground, branches and roots tangling around and capturing both them.

Lightning managed to wedge her head away from the mage’s dick to speak. “The mage started the fire, why not punish her.”

The druidess turned to to the cowering dickgirl, watching her shudder in fear while her dick stood proudly from her crotch, dripping in the bandit’s saliva and her own sweet smelling pre-cum.

“Now hold on just ten seconds!”

~dood~[/hr]

Braeburn crossed his forelegs in annoyance, glaring at Fluttershy and Lightning Dust.

Twilight had been organizing a game night of Castles and Nightmares at her castle. Fluttershy seeing it as a way to escape her shell and be the hero she always imagined Rainbow Dash could be like. Braeburn joined the game because his old group of friends that played had moved to the opposite side of Equestria, and since Ponyville was much closer and had train access, he was happy to join the Princess of Friendship. Lightning Dust didn’t look it but the idea of fantasy did actually intrigue her, but also thought that she’d be doing the nerds a favor by giving them some eye candy to look at. Lyra joined because Twilight was forced to promise the inclusion of humans.

But right now, after Lightning Dust found out that the royal Princess had a penis, she decided to tease the purple alicorn by purposely trying to start up a sexual encounter between Twilight’s mage and her bandit. Lyra shook her head disapprovingly from behind her ‘Castle Master’ guides while Braeburn was irritated by the green pegasus’ antics. “This is the third time you tried to rape Twilight. How many times do I have to make it rain frogs, Lightning?” Lyra questioned.

“I wanted to see the look on her face, and Fluttershy stopped me this time,” Lightning shrugged.

“I’m sorry, I- my character is very driven to nature’s defense, so I had to stop the fire Twilight made and both of you being there offended the trees,” Fluttershy whimpered, giving her fellow pegasus a nervous smile.

Braeburn turned to Twilight, who hid under the table. “Apologize to the Princess, she’s blushing harder than a filly during the Bucking Bronco Rodeo event. Stay civil and try to keep your metaphorical hooves to yourself, please?”

“Fine, so Fluttershy was staring at Twilight’s junk?” Lightning asked, looking over her sheets.

“Actually, I wanted to ask,” Lyra interrupted before turning to the timid caretaker. “Were you… going to join Lightning Dust in… sexing up Twilight’s character?”

“I-well, I wasn’t-... Yes, I was. I’m sorry Twilight,” Fluttershy uttered, blushing harder than Twilight was earlier.

“Alright!” Lyra announced with her hooves up. “It starts raining frogs again! Roll for safety!”

All the ponies roll. Braeburn got a 18, Twilight rolled a 14, Lightning Dust rolled a 2, and Fluttershy rolled a 20. Lyra’s CM roll was 17. “Okay, Fluttershy and Braeburn are both safe, Twilight and Lightning Dust take two damage each,” Lyra said. “Also, Braeburn. Some of the frogs around you specifically... had coins in their mouths.”

“Sweeet!” Braeburn said happily.

Lyra then turned to Lightning dust “You lost three of your daggers from thieving frogs.”

“Celestia darn it, not again” Lightning muttered bitterly.

“Twilight, all the things Lightning stole from you are returned to you,” Lyra read out.

“Yes! Some of those reagents were really expensive,” Twilight said with a happy sigh.

“And Fluttershy…” Lyra said, looking through her notes. “A magic frog lands on your lap and says he’ll grant you a wish for catching him.”

All eyes turned to Fluttershy, curious as to what she’ll wish for.

The buttermilk pegasus shook nervously. She shrunk into her seat but then a thought occurred to her. She wasn’t Fluttershy the shy doormat of Ponyville, she was Fluttershy the druidess of the Everfree forest, nature was hers to bend and it was her duty to protect it, she was a proud druid and nothing was going to stop her.

“So?” Lightning Dust asked, reclining back on her chair.

“I wish for Twilight to turn into my dryad servant!” Fluttershy exclaimed, blushing hard and covering her mouth.

Everyone sat in silence until Twilight stood up. “Let’s call it for the night and pick it back up at Fluttershy’s REAL wish next time.” Braeburn and Lyra both nodded in agreement.

Author's Note

This is a chapter I wrote because I felt like it and kinda wanted to avoid writing a sex scene between Shining and Cadance for some reason... also to let everyone that follows Twilight's Misadventures and Apologies to the Readers to know that Horsecocked won the poll. Expect your Horse-cock Twilight in EQG land after the Cadance chapter, dood.

Also... is it weird that I want and don't want to continue the story of Mage Twilight and Bandit Lightning Dust exploring the fantasy world of Equestria that isn't just a D&D knock off as I lamed it out as, dood?

Eighth One-Shot (Pony/Explicit/Joke) Twipie on Rye

Author's Note

I literally have nothing to say about this, I saw the meme and laughed my ass off and decided to do this, dood.

I'll regret this later when I stop thinking this is funny, dood. Also... the word 'Eighth' looks so god damn weird to me, dood. Thank god for spell check.

Oh and... hope everyone is having or had a great Mother's Day seeing as this is was posted on Mother's Day weekend, dood.

Eighth One-Shot (Pony/Explicit/Joke) Twipie on Rye

The dinner, the dancing, the trot home, it was all a blur of emotions when Pinkie and I returned to the library, she nearly tackled me into the bed as she kissed along my neck. Her hooves running along my body. “Twilight, you naughty tease,” Pinkie giggled, leering at me with hungry eyes.

“If anypony was teasing anypony, it was you with your luscious ass,” I retorted, kissing Pinkie back, we switched positions with myself pinning my lover down. My adorable Pinkie Pie, just looking into her eyes got me hard. I kissed along her body, trailing down until I found her pussy and prepared it for my shaft. I found it interesting that Pinkie felt… bigger than before, but I paid it no mind, I probably stretched the poor girl out recently.

I hear Pinkie moaning beneath me, begging for me to stop teasing and just fuck her. I could only giggle from the idea of Pinkie being submissive to me, she’s usually dragging me to bed and ride me until I can’t walk. But her taste was no less divine.

Noting Pinkie’s larger pussy, I increased the size of my dick a bit and used magic to enhance the feeling, making every thrust feel like a storm brewed within her snatch, batter her walls and sending bolts of electrical bliss up to her brain.

Pinkie was howling in seconds, a new record for me at the very least. Not only that but despite the size change, Pinkie was still as tight as a glove, massaging my penis and urging me to cum inside her. Her climax reminding me how much of a gusher my pink mare was.

My body rubbed against hers, my desire to fill my marefriend’s depths with my seed growing quickly. I couldn’t stop, I refused to stop. With a cry, I began to coat Pinkie’s pussy with my cum, keeping myself hilted to her to ensure that my seed stays inside.

“That was amazing,” Pinkie said, lying back and reveling in the afterglow.

I smirked and felt that I was ready for another round. “It doesn't have to end just yet, you know.”

Pinkie giggled. “Boy Twily, you got a appetite for some pie, don’t ya? Well… I need something first.”

“Anything, Sweetie,” I told her, nuzzling her body, and taking in her sweet scent.

Pinkie leaned forward and whispered into my ear. “I need about tree fiddy.”

My body froze, I looked up to my lover to realize I wasn’t mating with Pinkie at all, I was having sex with a five hundred foot long sea serpent from the paleolithic era that was painted pink with a cotton candy-shaped wig on it’s snake-like head.

I was furious. “Celestia damn it, Loch Ness Monster! I’m not giving you any more three fifty!”

Tenth One-Shot (Cross-over, Pony/Human/Humanoidraces, short porn)

Twilight sat at her writing desk, grumbling to herself in annoyance, a blank sheet taunting her with it’s lack of literature. Lying on her bed was a sudden new housemate for the unforeseeable future, was a human. Her black shirt and corset present her slim figure quite well, as her black skirt with red lining drapes over the black stockings that cover her toned legs, her signature red cloak nearly covering her form as she laid face down on the bed, the hood hiding her dark hair tipped with red points. “Twilight…” the girl mumbled.

“If this is about your erection, I have the same problem. And our solution isn’t finish yet,” Twilight responded immediately, rolling her eyes in annoyance. She continued to stare at the sheet of paper, trying to think of something to write to the Princess about.

“I wish your world had some humans, I really don’t like the idea of doing things to ponies…” The huntress, Ruby Rose, muttered. Her silver eyes lighting up when she thought of a possible solution. “Are there taller female versions of Spike in Equestria? You know, versions roughly about my height or a bit taller? Like less than a story taller?”

“Possibly, but I wouldn’t know,” Twilight answered, she felt her own erection twitch under her desk. Unlike Ruby, Twilight didn’t have a way to hide it should she leave her current station. She slowly turned to Ruby with a pleading smile. “Could you… go get one of my friends?”

“Nope,” Ruby replied, spinning onto her back, her skirt doing an admirable job hiding her hard penis.

“Oh come on, I need it more than you do,” Twilight groaned, growling at the red-headed girl.

“Crabs in a bucket,” Ruby stated, crossing her arms as she laid back. “Unless you can teleport me back to Beacon.”

“I said give me a day on that, I need to recharge my magic,” Twilight answered, huffing from how annoying her new friend was. It started out okay, until they got horny and they refused to touch each other for various reasons, the primary reason being their irrational disinterest in the idea of having someone else’s penis inside them, even if it’s just oral.

“I miss Blake’s butt,” Ruby pouted, frustrated by how powerless she was to do anything. She could explore but why would she explore with an erection? That’s just asking for trouble, every text-based RPG she’s ever played taught her that.

“Well, I miss Pinkie’s mouth but you’re not going to be a friend and ask her to come blow me,” Twilight spat, slamming her head on the desk in utter grief. “Why can I think of words right now?”

“Could be worse, ya know,” Ruby said, staring up at the crystal ceiling of Twilight’s bedroom.

Twilight slowly turned her head while resting it on the desk, shooting Ruby a glare. “And that would be?”

“We could be like that blue chick or that girl with the robot arm,” Ruby added with a strained chuckle.

“Noel and Gaige? I do recall them… I bet things aren’t going well for them.” Twilight barely knew the two but she had heard of them from some notes she found, how the teen soldier was possibly still trapped in an Inn room with a horny squirrel girl and a cum hungry cat girl or the Vault Hunter trying to provide for the family she unintentionally started with her Siren girlfriend.

With determined eyes, Twilight rose her head up, her hooves slamming on the desk as a plan formulated in her head. “Ruby… I have a plan.”

“What’s that?” the huntress asked, sitting up from the bed.

“I’m going to try to teleport us to the cause of all our grief and frustrations, and try to save ourselves from this nightmare,” Twilight exclaimed with a triumphant smile, but it quickly faded as she sat back down. “Tomorrow, still need to charge my magic.”

Ruby nodded. “Okay then, see ya tomorrow?” She got up to leave, while annoyed that Twilight was going to waste her magic on not sending the huntress back to Remnant and forcing her to go another day with the worst hard on she’s ever experienced in her young life, at least the weird winged unicorn had a plan. Better than what Ruby could've come up with seeing as she had spend a mere two hours in Equestria with sex on the mind… Yang just had to be all lusty and sexy while drunk JUST before her baby sister was ripped from her dorm room and into a hallway in a stupidly large crystal castle.

~dood~[/hr]

The sun was setting on Limsa Lominsa, a robed figure heading to her room for the night after a long day of trying to get her Alexandrite and materia for a weapon that was vastly outclassed by something a goblin gave her. The Au Ru summoner flashed a smile as she took her black witch’s hat off and running her scaled grey hand through the thin magenta dreads, tipped with grey because she felt like it at the time. Even after all the time her crush spent in the lifestream, Y’shtola still shot the Au Ru’s advances down, leaving her with a unfortunate position. Well, she still had Pipsy and Huge, hopefully they were back from their expeditions. The grey-haired cat girl always had a golden tongue and the way the muscled Roegadyn’s pussy could clench up just before she climaxes, mastering both the bed and her master’s cock.

Opening the door, the summoner’s eyes went wide.

The floor was completely covered with clothing and armor, she recognized the Noct marauder armor that the Sea Wolf wore and the mining equipment that her Keeper of the Sun was given, but there was also a red cloak and black clothing on the floor as well, something she knew didn’t own or ever give to her retainers. Glancing up was what nearly shattered the poor summoner’s mind. Her retainers were having sex without her again, but not with each other, Pipsy was riding on the lap of some black haired girl that was clearly smaller than her while Huge as bent over the bed, pulling the bed sheets as a… a purple pony with wings and a horn, slammed into her hard.

The grey haired Miqo'te was clawing into the girl’s back, mewling and moaning like a back alley slut, urging her partner to fuck her harder. The red-tipped girl only giggled and bouncing the catwoman harder on her lap, her tail flailing wildly behind her. Being at the perfect height to do so, the mystery girl licked and sucked on Pipsy’s peach-coloured nipples while her arms held the Miqo’te tightly.

Never had the Au Ru seen Huge so… fragile before, squeaking like a teased lalafell as the pony-thing kept shoving what was essentially the size of the Summoner’s arm into her retainer’s pussy and repeating the process over and over again at a slightly less that brisk pace. The muscled flesh giving off a slight jiggle with every thrust the pony made.

“M-Ms. Pipsy, I’m gonna-” the girl moaned, nuzzling into the Keeper’s valley.

The Au Ru almost chuckled when Pipsy nearly jumped off of the girl’s prick and kneeled down, stroking the girl off while her mouth opened wide and eyes closed. The girl moaned and Pipsy laughed as she felt the strange teen’s cum spray all over her face, swallowing whatever she could.

The pony was clearly close behind, her thrusts becoming more aggressive, her hooves trying to keep their grip on Huge’s large ass. Unlike the girl, the pony didn’t warn her partner and let out a low moan, pressing her hips tightly against the Roegadyn. Huge let out a wail of delight, shivering as she felt every pulse from the pony cock force cum deep into her pussy. The Au Ru frowned at this, a little disheartened that the pony might have ruined Huge’s interest in her. “Sorry about that, it just felt…” the pony apologized, surprising the Au Ru with the knowledge that the purple stallion-mare was intelligent enough to speak.

“Could have at least warned me that your cannon packs as much of a punch as it looked,” Huge weakly chuckled, clearly tired from how her black hair clung to her face in post coitus.

At this time, both the pony and the girl noticed the Au Ru in the room and froze. The Au Ru tapped her boot against the ground and frowned at her trespassers. “Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?”

The girl felt the Miqo’te cuddle to her side, stroking her penis back to life before giving the Au Ru a nervous smile. “This is kind of more your fault than ours… if you think about it.”

While there were many things wrong with the girl’s statement. the summoner knew she was right and nodded before removing her own closing, revealing her scaled cock to the four occupants. “I suppose… so long as the pony just keeps fucking Huge’s pussy. I still need something tight to have sex with when the days get too long.”

The night went on as the three dickgirls( and mare) had their way with the Au Ru’s retainers. Pipsy forced to suck the huntress’ dick while the summoner forced her girth deep into her ass. True to the Au Ru’s word, Huge kept riding the Princess’ rod, still amazed by it’s girth and how it throbs against her walls as she watched Pipsy take it from both ends.

What the Roegadyn wasn’t prepared for was feeling being forced onto her hands and knees, the pony still thrusting into her pussy, but she could feel the black-headed girl force herself into Huge’s ass while the Au Ru presented her thick dragonic dick for some lip service. The huntress was clearly not expecting the giantess’s ass to be so tight, forcing her to give herself a few moments to get use to the pressure that surrounded her member, she might have been the smallest of the three but she still had a trick up her sleeve. Once she felt her member was able to move easier in the sea wolf’s anus, she used her semblance and began slamming into the battle hardened retainer at ten thrusts per second, nearly forcing Huge to choke on the Au Ru’s dick. The pony’s above average prick, combined with the girl’s ‘enthusiasm’ and speed quickly turned the poor woman into a orgasming mess of a marauder.

When Huge was resting, Pipsy would try to suck the three girls off, stroking the huntress and the pony off while deep throating her mistress. While all three still had a salty taste to them, there was another flavor that hide along the thickness that the Miqo’te found delectable. Her Mistress always having that delicious mint and chocolate after taste, the girl strangely had a strawberry taste to her cum, and the pony’s cum, strangely enough, was the least salty, as a fruit tang was the dominate whenever she ran her tongue along the pony’s sensitive flesh. While she prefered the taste of her mistress the most, the right amount of that natural ‘salty’ taste combined with her favorite snack. She won’t deny that the girl and the pony didn’t have their own addictive taste to themselves, making it only the more sweeter when all three of them came, covering her with their thick seed, her mouth trying to catch as much of the cum as possible, trying to satisfy her new friends until Huge was ready for another round with the pony. Until she felt both her mistress and the strange girl trying to enter her puss at the same time and forcing her to service the pony with her mouth.

Huge slowly came to, seeing her mistress’ back and a four pairs of legs around her while a pony stood on the other side, next to the bed, moaning and panting with need. She shifted a bit, her ass still sore from taking thirteen inches of pony flesh inside her pussy and the six inches rapidly hammering her rectum, to see Pipsy getting double stuffed by the girl and their boss while licking and rubbing the pony’s dick, moaning into the dark purple pillar of flesh while the other two dick girls tried to force themselves deeper with every thrust.

It was about that time, that Huge decided to sign off for the night… too tired to keep going. The floor felt rather nice right now, so she just let sleep take hold of her, listening to her partner moan and whimper while feminine grunts filled the room.

~dood~[/hr]

“I’m not promising you that my adventures won’t end,” Grizelda said, crossing her arms as she and her new friends sat down in the Drowning Wench. A pint of some weak ale placed before her while milk was placed for her red-cloaked ally and some apple juice was presented for her equine associate.

“Why not? I haven’t even started my thing yet,” Ruby whined, pouting in a way that made the summoner think she was a lalafell. “Is a small adventure about me having sex with the female members of my school really too hard to stop you from one day of adventuring?”

“Well, I’m getting closer to Azys Lla. I'm sure some focus will return to you two… eventually,” Grizelda muttered, scratching her horns a bit.

“Eventually isn’t good enough, I’m literally four chapters away from finally seeing my mentor and GODDESS OF THE SUN! That should trump your adventure and Ruby’s need to have sex with a bunch of school girls, one of which is her sister.”

“But… Yang has boobs, does your mentor have boobs?” Ruby quesitoned.

Twilight quivered a bit. “She does… but they’re by her crotch.”

“Well, while you try and hit on your mentor who is three times your size… I’m gonna get boobjobs and tongue tickles from my big sister,” Ruby said triumphantly, getting a few disturbed looks from other patrons.

“At the same time?” Twilight asked nervously. Ruby gave her a triumphant nod that demoralized the purple alicorn. “I want boobjobs and tongue tickles too.”

Grizelda shook her head and took a gulp of her drink. The sooner they leave and go back to their own worlds, the quickly she can go back to wasting the author’s time and distracting him from the stuff that matters.

Author's Note

Look what I finally shit out, dood. I'm really sorry you guys.

This chapter is pretty much my feelings on what had been going on lately between my inability to do things and my ability to want to do things. Also I was tired, dood. Because I wanted to sleep... I didn't edit this very well, so expect lots of mistakes, dood.

Good night and I hope you liked partial porn, dood!

First One Shot (Anthro): School Happens

Author's Note

Hi ho, dood!

So I wrote this to try and jump start my need to write Misadventures, so I hope you enjoy it, dood! Also... this chapter contains TwiPie, AppleShy, and RareDash with Rainbow, Twilight, and Applejack all futa, dood. And a bit more sex than I usually do... much like most of these stories, dood.

Keep in mind, all the chapters will vary from ponies... to anthros... to humans.... maybe other things if I feel like it, dood. But for now... enjoy some Audrarius inspired clop, dood!

To Armasyll the Reader... how did you see this? I haven't even submitted it when you faved it, dood? Thanks though.

Thanks refferee and Wrabbit for looking at this, dood.

First One Shot (Anthro): School Happens

Ponyville High was a strange place for Twilight Sparkle, the transfer student from Canterlot. In less than a week, the purple unicorn had moved to Ponyville with her family, though her brother stayed in Canterlot with his fiancee. She was given a school uniform, a white long sleeved blouse with a brown skirt, white stockings, and a green tie. She took on step onto Canterlot property when she felt a hand on her own. “Oh my gosh, are you the transfer from Canterlot? This is so exciting! I’m Pinkie Pie, or Pinkie. What’s your name?” Twilight heard, she turned to see a pink earth pony wearing the same uniform as her, she looked a bit plump compared to the skinny unicorn. Her slightly darker pink mane and tail was as wild as cotton candy. What Twilight struggled not to stare at was the well curved ass that couldn’t be fully contained by the short skirt and a bust that Twilight identified to be a D-cup.

“I’m Twilight Sparkle, nice to meet you?” Twilight greeted in a daze, unsure if the pink mare was a threat or not. Her eyes widened when Pinkie took her by the arm and began pulling her towards the school.

“Come on! We got more ponies to meet!” Pinkie cheered, pulling Twilight down the sterile white corridors.

They soon took a sharp turn into a classroom, Pinkie kept pulling until the sudden stop where Twilight collided with the pink mare, and fell on her butt.

Twilight struggled to get on her hooves when an orange hand entered her field of vision. “Need some help?” She looked up to see a rather strong looking orange earth pony with a long golden mane, perched on top was a brown stetson. Despite the uniform, this mare also wore pants instead of a skirt. Her breasts looked to be between a C and D, bigger than her own and smaller than Pinkie’s. When Twilight reached to accept the cowpony’s help, she immediately felt how strong the mare was, which is to say, powerful.

“Do forgive Pinkie, she gets excited when new faces appear at school,” the posh white unicorn said, her purple mane looked as if it took hours to curl it in it’s elegant way. Her shirt lacked the tie most students wore and the first few buttons were undone, showing off her impressive E-cup breasts. She was on the desk of a blue pegasus with her legs crossed, obscuring any opening shot of what she wore under her skirt.

After the orange mare helped Twilight up, Pinkie grabbed Twilight and sat her down next to the blue pegasus, a rainbow maned mare who had the look of an athlete but didn’t appear as strong as the stetson wearing pony, the sleeves of her shirt were ripped off savagely and her tie hung loosely around her neck. Her wings flared up behind her, prepared for flight. Other ‘specific’ descriptions that Twilight noticed was that the pegasus had small breasts, possibly A-cup, and legs that caught Twilight’s attention. The pegasus herself noticed this and hiked her skirt up slightly, showing more of her leg to the new student.

The final member of this group clung tightly to the orange mare, a pink maned pegasus whose wings were close to her yellow body. She didn’t seem as excited to see Twilight at all. She sometimes peeked over the cowpony’s shoulder to examine the new pony. What Twilight did manage to catch was that she had almost a perfect figure, her breasts appeared to be DD and her legs were mesmerizing to the purple unicorn.

“Alright, this is Twilight Sparkle! The Transfer from Canterlot and our new fifth best friend!” Pinkie cheered, standing triumphantly above Twilight.

Twilight immediately noticed a sparkle in the ivory unicorn’s eyes. She darted forward and held Twilight’s hands. The elegant mare’s blue eyes stared deep into Twilight’s purple irises. “Canterlot? My word, why would you leave such a place for this backwater burg? Sure, Ponyville has its charms but Canterlot…” She said. Twilight blushed slightly from the sudden contact, her blush deepened when she noticed the blue pegasus nodding her approval and wiggled her eyebrows. The unicorn regained her senses and released Twilight. “Forgive me, Canterlot is a… city I long to live in. I am Rarity.”

“Yo!” Twilight piqued a brow as Rarity stepped aside, rolling her eyes as the blue pegasus waved her arm to gain the purple mare’s attention. “I’m Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Equestria. Don’t be afraid to ask for an autograph. And as for Rarity, she’s my chick, but if you ask nicely… we can arrange something,” Rainbow laughed. Her mirth was interrupted by a front hand slap across the back of her head from Rarity.

The orange mare shook her head and chuckled. “I’m Applejack and this little filly is Fluttershy, she’s just a mite timid. Say hello, Shy.”

Fluttershy slowly moved away from Applejack, but still gripped the cowpony’s shirt out of fear. “H- hello.”

“Hi,” Twilight said, waving nervously. “To.. uh, answer your question… my dad was transferred here for work and we all went with him… except my brother.”

“Such a shame, but perhaps we can discuss what Canterlot is like over lunch?” Rarity said, leaning on Twilight’s desk, giving the purple unicorn an eye full.

“S- sure,” Twilight answered, her throat becoming oddly parched. Rainbow could be seen trying to hold her laughter back.

“Don’t worry Twilight! We’ll help you get used to being in a smaller town. We may not look it but we are a hardy and tough group of cookies!” Pinkie cheered, pulling Twilight to her chest, causing the purple mare’s arm to rub between the pink mare’s breasts.

True to Pinkie’s word, Twilight quickly adapted to the new environment. Rarity and Fluttershy provided the notes to help Twilight catch up in class, Rainbow and Applejack kept away potential bullies, and Pinkie stuck by Twilight’s side like glue, going as far as walking the purple mare home.

A week later, Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy and Applejack all had a brief study session in the library, giggling at some of the antics Pinkie and Rainbow got into earlier in the day. “And then the oatmeal just hit Roseluck in the face, I would have felt so bad if she hadn’t laughed with us.”

“You really shouldn’t be throwing food at ponies, Pinkie. Somepony could have gotten hurt,” Fluttershy admonished, pouting adorably.

“Heh, sorry. It’s just how I do, ya know?” Pinkie giggled.

Twilight smiled cheerfully, listening to Pinkie’s story as she looked to her watch. “Night, it’s getting late. The library will closed soon, and I gotta get home.”

Applejack nodded but she was stopped by Fluttershy who gave her a puppy dog look that melted Twilight’s heart. “Uhh… you two go on ahead. Shy and I will hang back a little longer.”

“Okie Dokie Lokie!” Pinkie said, collecting her stuff and skipping out of the library. Twilight slowly collected her things while watching Pinkie and followed soon after.

Twilight frowned as she noticed her bag being a bit lighter than usual and checked. Pinkie stopped a meter away in confusion. “What’s up Twi?”

“I think I left my Geography Binder in the library. Could you excuse me while I go get it?” Twilight asked, giving Pinkie an apologetic smile.

“Of course, Twi. I’ll meet you at the front doors. Don’t be too long!” Pinkie sang, happily hopping down the hallway. Twilight gave the bubbly pink mare a bright smile as she turned to the library once again.

Once there, Twilight noticed something rather odd. Applejack’s backpack and Fluttershy’s handbag were still at the table but the owners were no where to be seen. Twilight turned to the librarian who was busy behind the desk. Twilight frowned when she noticed his headphones blocking out all sound that wasn't his music.

After making a note to let the administration know of this, Twilight collected her binder and went to find Applejack and Fluttershy, worried about them both. She made her way through the vast number of bookshelves until she began to hear rough feminine giggles and an odd slurping noise. As she got closer to the source, she could feel herself strain against her undergarments. She found her friends but quickly ducked behind a bookcase to observe from afar, her mind reeling and mouth agape from the actual scene being played out in front of her.

Applejack was humming to herself, her back resting against the wall. Her hand was on Fluttershy’s head, who was on her knees and sucking a rather larger orange cock that had been carefully pulled out from AJ’s trousers without letting them fall. “Oh Shy, that tongue of yours…”

Fluttershy eagerly slurped down the orange member, causing most of the thick shaft to glisten in her saliva, one hand was under her skirt and the other tried to wrap around Applejack’s dick, stroking it in time with her mouth. Both mares gave each other a rather lustful, beasital look, locked together until their appetite is sated.

Twilight slowly walked down the next row to watch from behind a bookcase, confused and aroused by the scene. She wanted to scold them for doing this in a public library, but she didn’t want to hurt her friend’s feelings, and the view she had of Fluttershy’s mouth capturing a good portion of Applejack’s dick was much better than the videos Cadance found for Twilight a few years ago, despite how wrong it was for Twilight to watch this.

Twilight’s hand snaked down beneath her skirt and pulled her own dick out, stroking it furiously to Fluttershy’s blowjob. She felt dwarfed by the cowpony’s girth but the purple mare chalked it up to ‘earth pony biology’.

“You keep this up… I’m gonna feed ya something thick, Shy,” Applejack panted.

Fluttershy released Applejack’s cock and continued to stroke while licking the cowpony’s heavy-looking balls. “How thick?” Fluttershy asked, continuing to please her mare.

Applejack snickered to herself. “Some nice thick cream for my little pussy, that’s what.”

“I’d... like that. Do you promise to feed your kitty?” Fluttershy asked, looking up to Applejack with large eyes, almost begging the earth pony to make that promise.

“Of course, sugarcube. Anything for my little pussy,” Applejack said, caressing Fluttershy’s face. She grabbed the back of Fluttershy’s head pulled it back onto her cock, her grip loose enough to let Fluttershy regain control but prevent the pegasus from spitting Applejack’s meat out.

Twilight’s eyes widened and her hand stroked herself faster as Fluttershy facefucked herself onto Applejack’s dick. Her free hand went under her shirt to fondle her pert purple breasts. The purple mare fighting to keep herself from moaning.

“Here it comes,” Applejack groaned, softly thrusting her hips into Fluttershy’s mouth. She let out a grunt and then a grumbling moan as she filled Fluttershy’s mouth and stomach full of cum. Fluttershy’s eyes rolled back, tasting her fillyfriend’s seed on her tongue and eagerly swallowing it, the hand under her skirt working furiously to get herself off. “What are you doing?” Applejack asked, her hoof tapping the yellow hand under her skirt.

Fluttershy let out a disappointed mewl when Applejack’s member left her lips. “I… was rubbing myself.”

Applejack shook her head and pulled the yellow pegasus onto her hooves. “Ya’ll know it’s my job to get you off, right? You get me off, and I get you off. We don’t need to masturbate when we have each other right? Now spread ‘em.”

Fluttershy nodded and bent over, leaning against the wall with her legs spread wide. Applejack hiked up Fluttershy’s skirt, revealing to Twilight that the timid mare wore no panties today and was dripping wet. “Please don’t… punish me.”

“Nah, that’s Rarity’s thing for Rainbow. What we do… is an good old fashion fucking,” Applejack chimed, licking her fingers before rubbing them into Fluttershy’s pussy, causing the pegasus to moan.

Twilight frowned as she lacked a good vantage point to see, only being able to see Fluttershy’s side and Applejack fingering the yellow pegasus while stroking herself. She conjured a small eye ball and sent it closer to the heated mares, giving Twilight a good view of Fluttershy’s winking vulva when Applejack pulled her fingers out. “I think you’re about ready,” Applejack chuckled. Twilight commanded the eye to move directly beneath the two mares, only to see Applejack slowly spread Fluttershy’s flower with the larger blunt head of her cock.

“Oh Jackie… just fill me… please make me your mare again,” Fluttershy moaned, her nails scratching the wall from the sensation of Applejack entering her.

“If you really want it, Shy,” Applejack cooed, thrusting forward with a heavy slam. Fluttershy let out a scream that was the equivalent of a normal whisper. Her wings springing to life, only for Applejack to grab them and use them to help her rut Fluttershy into the wall. Applejack could only chuckle as she felt her mare climax from the sudden entry, and mentally gorged herself on Fluttershy’s cute moans and adorable whimpers.

Twilight was trying to keep her breathing to an even pace, watching Fluttershy getting pounded by Applejack from two different perspectives was nothing short of extraordinary. Her dick felt like iron in her grasp, her balls yearning to release its payload onto the library floor.

A moment passed and Fluttershy sat in Applejack’s lap, bouncing on the thick cock with her top and bra off. Applejack was kneading Fluttershy’s yellow plentiful tits while her mare friend rode on to her next orgasm.

Twilight couldn’t take it any more and forced her handkerchief into her mouth, muffling her groan as she came onto the library floor, she turned to the side to see the two ponies still going at it with no signs of rest, as if asking Twilight to jerk herself again.

Twilight fought off that desire and used her magic to clean up her own mess before walking away, dismissing her wandering eye incantation before leaving the library. She heard a moan that made her cock twitch with interest, but did her best to ignore it and let Applejack and Fluttershy have sex in peace.

She met with Pinkie who was playing on a hopscotch just outside the door. The recent events forcing Twilight to focus on Pinkie’s bouncing breasts and constantly moving ass. “Hey Twilight. what took so long?”

“The librarian… had a question about something… and then a thing happened… I need to go home now,” Twilight uttered, walking away quickly.

Pinkie gasped and ran up to Twilight. “Did you… see Applejack and Fluttershy doing the dirty?”

Twilight’s eyes widened and tried to rebuke it but Pinkie placed two fingers over Twilight’s lips, turning the purple mare’s mouth into a pseudo duck bill. “Don’t worry, I saw it by accident too… lots of times, even a few of Rarity and Rainbow Dash.”

“Rainbow and Rarity do that too? In public?” Twilight questioned, her face fading to white.

“Not really, they don’t do it very often but it’s usually in deserted classrooms because Rainbow doesn’t want to lose her ‘Badass’ status when ponies find out she’s a sub to Rarity’s dom,” Pinkie replied. She began giggling for an unknown reason, causing Twilight to raise a brow. “Looks like somepony is just like Dashie and Jackie!”

Twilight looked down to see a notable tent in her skirt, and immediately went to cover it with her backpack. “I’m so sorry, it was just-”

“Isn’t it also a sign of somepony having a healthy sex life? Or you just happy to see me?” Pinkie joked, patting Twilight on the back as they walked.

“I’d really not rather talk about it,” Twilight groaned, giving Pinkie a nervous look.

“Relax, Applejack and Rainbow will be so stoked to hear that they got another pony like them. Everypony seems to think that ‘if you’re a mare with a pee-pee, then you gotta hide it or everyone will think you’re a freak’, totally not true,” Pinkie explained. “Did you know that the moment everyone found out about Rainbow’s dick, she ended up sleeping with forty-five percent of the student body? She even banged four of the teachers, but she always wanted to bang Mrs. Harshwhinny for some reason… That lady is a real tight ass. Applejack had to beat mares off with a yard stick until she started dating Fluttershy, and after that, no one had the heart to try and pry Applejack away from Fluttershy because not a lot of mares want to hurt Fluttershy’s feelings.”

“Wait, Rainbow has slept with how many? Does Rarity know?” Twilight asked, utterly shocked by Pinkie’s words.

“Yup, Rarity even joined in most of the time. She usually keeps her favorite strap-on in her purse in case of an orgy or if she needs to punish Dashie,” Pinkie answered, pretending to be a plane.

Twilight dwelled on Pinkie’s words, giving them careful thought as she walked home with her pink friend.

And then the most strangest and best day in the purple unicorn’s life happened less than a month later. Twilight was walking to school, feeling refreshed after a much needed shower after last night’s ‘session’. She was quickly met with Pinkie Pie. “Hiya Twily! You look super chipper today, did ya get a new book?”

“Oh, hi Pinkie. Um, no, I didn’t,” Twilight said, taken back by Pinkie’s forwardness.

“Really? Did you finish ALL your homework?” Pinkie asked with her beaming smile.

Twilight could only chuckle as Pinkie pulled away from her sudden abuse of the purple mare’s personal space. “Of course I did. I’m pleased that it’s done, but I’m not ‘super’ happy that I finished it all.”

Pinke then placed her hand on her chin to think hard about why Twilight is a lot happier than usual. “Hmm, alright… so long as you share the wealth of your knowledge later.”

“You didn’t finish your homework, did you?” Twilight asked, frowning slightly. Her answer was Pinkie sticking out her tongue and tapping herself on the head with her fist. Twilight was annoyed but she couldn’t help but giggle at Pinkie’s antics. “I suppose I could, but you really should do it yourself. You won’t learn anything by copying off me.”

“That’s why you are going to teach me to do this, right?” Pinkie asked, her body coming into close contact with Twilight.

Twilight’s eyes sparkled at the idea of tutoring somepony, especially one of her friends. “Of course, just name a time and I’ll do my best to help you.”

“YAY! You and Me, Twilight, we’ll go places. You are the brains and I’m the party!” Pinkie yelled triumphantly, pulling Twilight closer to her body. The purple mare laughed and nodded. “So… why are you happier than usual? Big test today?”

“I… I’m just in a good mood, that’s all,” Twilight answered, chuckling nervously.

“Okie dokie lokie!” Pinkie exclaimed. The two soon reached the large high school, with dark purple walls and a blue rough, two story tall with a statue of a horse with wings and a horn that stood before the main doors.

The first class was science, much to the dismay of Applejack and Rainbow Dash, they were paired away from their fillyfriends and with Twilight, while Rarity and Fluttershy were paired with Pinkie. Each group of three were given a small bag of sugar, a hot plate with a small skillet, a roll of aluminum foil, and a small cup of saltpeter to make smoke bombs, Rainbow Dash was bored within ten seconds.

While Applejack prepared the hot plate and Twilight took down notes, Rainbow stared at Rarity and her group, pouting that she was paired away from her fillyfriend. She then came to a realization: Applejack, Twilight, and herself were all mares with dicks, She was dating Rarity while Applejack was with Fluttershy, That leaves Twilight with a rod that needs a hole and Pinkie who has a hole that needs a rod. Smirking she spun back around, ripped a sheet of paper from her binder and wrote her thoughts down before crumpling up and punting it towards Rarity, successfully hitting ivory unicorn’s bare ankles.

Rarity gave Rainbow a curious look as she bent down to pick the paper up, muttering under her breath about a punishment if the sheet had a crude drawing of a dick. She opened it and her eyes widened by the few sentences the blue pegasus wrote down, before smirking to herself and turning to Pinkie.

Rainbow smirked as Rarity began talking to Pinkie. “Rainbow, pay attention!” Twilight stated, frowning as Rainbow slowly turned back around.

“Hey Twilight, whatcha think about Pinkie?” Rainbow asked with a smirk.

Twilight arched a brow out of confusion. “Pinkie? She’s funny, a good friend, always there to cheer anypony up-”

“I mean physically, like her T and A,” Rainbow interrupted. Applejack stopped and watched the conversation unfold, her curiosity piquing.

“Uh… well, she’s very attractive, very cute,” Twilight answered, blushing lightly.

“Twilight,” Applejack said, taking Twilight’s attention. “As much as I love Fluttershy, Pinkie has an ass that I would love to rail all day.”

“Yeah, if I didn’t love Rarity’s tits, I’d be painting Pinkie’s plump ass every night with my cum, inside and out,” Rainbow chuckled. “Ya know… fill that cupcake with my cream and giving it an icing glaze.”

Twilight’s face was bright red. She gave a curious glance to the other group to see Pinkie was almost as red as herself. “Is this really an appropriate conversation during class?”

“It is when we all know what happens when you caramelize everything in the skillet then pour what amount you want onto the foil and make it into a ball and wait until it cools. So we need something to pass the time,” Rainbow said, shaking her head. “So… if you had the chance, would you bang Pinkie?”

“How do you know so much about making smoke bombs?” Twilight asked, baffled by Rainbow’s know-how.

“Street cred, now answer my question,” Rainbow demanded.

“Easy there, Rainbow. Twilight isn’t that kind of gal, she clearly isn’t like us,” Applejack said. “If she does like Pinkie, she’ll be sorta like me and Fluttershy were when we first dated. Scared of sex until our first times, then go at it anytime and anywhere.”

“Pfft, wuss. I fucked my virginity away in my babysitter’s sweet ass when I was eight. She saw it and wanted it, and I gave it to her. Speaking of which, you a virgin, Twi?” Rainbow asked.

Twilight’s face became redder, unable to answer. Rainbow sighed and shook her head while Applejack nodded. “Nothing wrong with being a virgin now, Twi. I would have stayed that way until I learned how much of lustful little minx Fluttershy was.”

“Fluttershy is a minx? How so?” Twilight asked.

“Before we started doing the nasty, I told Fluttershy about me. She used the internet to look up ways to please me, thinking that we’ll have sex really soon. As shy as Fluttershy is… she is the one who gets us into more sexual shenanigans than ever. Yesterday, we were looking for a text book in the back when Fluttershy undid my fly, pulled me out, and started jerkin’. She gave me her usual puppy dog eyes when she went down to give me a kiss where it matters,” Applejack chuckled.

“Rarity and I started messing around a few days after we became a couple. I love to fuck her, but she loves to tease, so it sorta becomes a contest to see who gets what. She usually cheats by tittyfucking me,” Rainbow snorted. “My question is still there, Twi. If some higher power told you that you could fuck Pinkie Pie as a lover or as a fling, would you?”

Twilight was still recovering from the confessions from both mares. The moment she registered the question, she turned back to Pinkie to see her in a similar state, looking back at Twilight with a nervous face. “I… guess I would, but-”

“You guess? No, fillies guess, mare studs just do it,” Rainbow barked.

“It’s a hypothetical; why are you so serious about it, Dash?” Applejack asked.

“Because this isn’t a hypothetical. I’m going to hook Twilight up with Pinkie to complete our circle, Rarity is trying to hook Pinkie up with Twilight and it’s working! But I wanna know if you would actually sleep with Pinkie before I keep matchmaking,” Rainbow stated, crossing her arms.

“Rainbow, I’d rather not get hooked up with a friend just because we’re both single… it isn’t fair to me or her. Just because you apparently were quite active your whole life doesn’t mean you can try and get others to follow your example, so drop it!” Twilight scolded.

“But you need to lose that D-card! And Pinkie needs to lose her V-card, it’s so perfect!” Rainbow shouted.

“While I’m glad that you are vastly interested in a friend’s love life, I do suppose that you can tell the rest of your class more about the current project than what you three do with your fillyfriends after school,” The teacher said, standing over Rainbow Dash. She had a stern look that intimidated the three fillies. Twilight hid her face behind her binder while Rainbow and Applejack slowly looked around the room. Finding almost every filly blushing hard and stallion eager to hear more. Rarity was rather annoyed, Fluttershy was in a similar if not worse state than Twilight, but Pinkie… she was giving Twilight a rather concerned look, especially after Twilight’s impromptu admission.

~dood~[/hr]

Twilight’s face remained red until lunch. Both angry and embarrassed after science class, she debated going to a different table but ultimately gravitated to her friend’s table. Her friends were there, but no one spoke until Twilight got closer. “Look, Twi… I’m sorry I… tried to hook you up with Pinkie and got you detention.”

“What kind of idiot says such things at a NORMAL TALKING VOICE and then SHOUTS it in class? This is a delicate situation, and you ruined it by speaking higher than a whisper,” Rarity scolded, hitting Rainbow on the head with a rolled up notebook.

“I’d rather this whole thing just get put behind us and move on,” Twilight sighed and noticed that Fluttershy wasn’t with them, yet Applejack was calmly eating next to Rainbow Dash. “Where’s Fluttershy?”

“She’s… close,” Applejack stammered, munching on her salad.

The table went silent to allow everyone to hear the subtle sounds of sucking and coarse breathing coming from beneath the table, prompting the purple unicorn to take her seat and try to ignore the blowjob Applejack was getting.

She looked up to see Pinkie was still recovering from science class. “Are you alright, Pinkie?”

“Huh? Oh… I’m doing super de-duper, Twilight. Just… thinking about stuff,” Pinkie said, giving Twilight an apologetic smile.

“Okay…” Twilight said, still rather concerned about her fellow victim in Rainbow’s game. She felt Rainbow’s elbow press into her side, turning to see the blue pegasus signalling her to continue the conversation, only to get hit by another slap of Rarity’s impromptu club. “So… Pinkie, I know what ever possessed Rainbow to… be an idiot in the middle of class might have changed our… dynamic, but I just want you to know… I still want to be your friend, no matter what happens after today.”

“Wow, you're pulling this card already?” Rainbow asked, only to get hit again by Rarity.

Pinkie gave Twilight a smile. “You mean that? I would really like to stay your friend too, even if you are a-” She was interrupted by Applejack slamming her arm down on the table, and clenching her teeth. In a second she let out a sigh, slumped forward.

Fluttershy returned to her seat form beneath the table, next to Rarity, wiping her mouth and swallowing whatever was in her mouth. “Excuse me, sorry,” she said, blushing hard.

“Ya did real good, ‘Shy,” Applejack sighed, fixing her pants below the table.

Twilight and Pinkie blushed even harder, only to turn to each other out of curiosity.

~dood~[/hr]

The rest of the day was quiet, which was odd considering how adamant Rainbow was to getting Twilight to get together with Pinkie; fortunately Rarity kept the blue pegasus under control for the remainder of the day. As for detention, it was the three dickgirls writing why they shouldn't be talking about somepony’s love life while in class, it was just as painful as Twilight thought it would be.

On the walk home from school, Twilight was still nervous about the next day and meeting Pinkie again. Both girls were at least happy to know that their friendship may survive this better after lunch, but Twilight was still nervous about losing Pinkie as a friend.

“Hey Twilight?” Twilight turned around to see Pinkie walking up to her. “Wanna walk home together?”

Twilight gave Pinkie a confused look before smiling. “Sure, didn’t expect you to wait for me after detention… not something I want to experience again.”

“It can’t be THAT bad, can it?” Pinkie asked, skipping next to Twilight.

“I wasn’t productive at all and it bothered me to no end. At least Rainbow didn’t bug me any more about my sex life,” Twilight muttered.

“Jealous?” Pinkie asked curiously.

“Not at all, so what if she has sex all the time with Rarity, or that she lost her virginity to an older mare at eight. I don’t even care about her having sex with three freshmares in the locker rooms yesterday while Rarity used a strap-on on a fourth,” Twilight grumbled her speed increasing down the sidewalk. “And Applejack can have all the public sex she wants with Fluttershy, library, schoolyard, cafeteria, bathroom, wherever.”

“I dunno, you seem to care a lot,” Pinkie stated, effortlessly catching up to the purple mare.

“Just because they have sex a lot and have dicks doesn’t mean that all dick mares have lots of sex before they hit puberty. I’m proud to be a virgin, damn it,” Twilight growled. “Who do they think they are trying to get me to have sex with a close friend, isn’t it natural to feel attracted to another pony of your sexual orientation? Fluttershy is adorable, Rarity is beautiful, and you’re cute! ‘Oh Twilight, you should rut Pinkie because I’m already doing Rarity, and Applejack is getting under the table blowjobs from Fluttershy during lunch’. I don’t need that… all I ever need are my studies and my friends… being a highly valued scientist in most fields of research would be a benefit though.”

“Hold on Twi!” Pinkie called out, stopping Twilight. “Rainbow means well, but let’s ALL face it, she doesn’t think very often and it’s the reason why Rarity hits her a lot.”

“But… it isn’t fair to us. Who says you have to be my fillyfriend, you’re very popular… you can definitely do better than me,” Twilight uttered.

“Oh Twilight…” Pinkie cooed, pulling Twilight into a hug, the unicorn’s head wedged between her breasts. “You talk like that again, and I’ll beat you like Rarity beats Rainbow Dash on Saturday nights, except without all the sex and leather.”

Twilight’s face went bright red as her vision was replaced by an in depth view of her pink friend’s tits. She soon felt Pinkie’s hand run through her mane, trying to calm Twilight down. “I still don’t think it’s right. Rainbow tried to get us to lose our virginities to each other just because our friends have sex with each other… you are a virgin, right?” Twilight asked through the pink melons, trying to tilt her head upward to see Pinkie looking down to her.

Pinkie began to giggle. “Let’s just say that I’m still religiously allowed to wear pure white panties.”

Twilight’s blush deepened as she pushed herself out of Pinkie’s hold. “A- alright… but my point still stands. We should both find someone that completes us as ponies, not quick flings like Rainbow intended, We should-” Twilight’s mouth felt a finger pressed against them.

“Twilight… you keep talking like that and no pony except romance novel reading fillies that write bad fanfictions about their husbandos will fall for you,” Pinkie said, taking her finger away.

“Well, what do you recommend we do?” Twilight asked.

“You say a lot about my feelings, but… what if I liked the cut of Rainbow’s jib? To complete our little circle of friends and lovers? What if… I did want to give my virginity to you?” Pinkie asked, pulling Twilight’s tie, and the purple mare, closer to her.

Twilight’s jaw dropped, unable to answer.

“What if I thought, you were pretty cute yourself, and I’ve diddled myself thinking about you every once in awhile?” Pinkie cooed.

“Umm… Well I-” Twilight was interrupted by the force of Pinkie kissing her, and the wild tongue that invaded her mouth. She could feel herself rising to attention beneath her skirt in reaction to Pinkie’s affection.

Pinkie broke the kiss, panting and smiling. She checked her surroundings, finding no one around and turned to check the street name on a lamp post. “We’re really close to my place, ya know?”

“We are?” Twilight asked, only to be pulled away down the street by her pink friend.

~dood~[/hr]

Twilight quickly found herself falling onto Pinkie’s bed, still dazed by Pinkie’s declaration and being pulled to said friend’s house and then her bedroom. Pinkie sat down on the purple mare’s lap, feeling the hardening member grind against several layers of fabric, leaning over to kiss Twilight passionately, their hands connected and clenching each other tightly.

Twilight felt that she was losing a battle inside her own mouth, being severely outmatched by Pinkie’s skilled tongue. She felt Pinkie pull away, letting out a disappointed mewl. “Sorry Twilight… but do you want to do this? I’m asking because you feel super tense and uncomfortable and I might be moving super fast, and-” Whether it was Twilight wanting to continue this through hormones, being in the heat of the moment, or Rainbow Dash somehow making Twilight do this through some unknown means; Twilight immediately stood up and locked her lips with Pinkie once again, taking her friend by surprise. Her hands ripping Pinkie’s shirt open and massaging the pink mammaries through the fabric of her bra.

Pinkie quickly recovered and her hands were soon traveling along the purple unicorn’s body. She moaned into Twilight’s mouth, fighting the unicorn for control. She soon felt her breasts fall loose from their cotton bindings, Twilight throwing her bra to the floor, and began to grope Pinkie’s soft breasts.

Twilight broke the kiss and began to kiss along Pinkie’s neck, one hand going down to undo Pinkie’s skirt and tossing it aside while she felt Pinkie reach down to pull her cock out from its confines while her other hand was petting Twilight softly. “Wowzers, and you call me random,” Pinkie cooed, hissing from her friend’s handling.

Twilight didn’t say anything, concentrating more on trying to pleasure Pinkie with her hands and get her ready for proper mating. One hand stayed on Pinkie’s breasts while the other began to massage Pinkie’s large ass. She quivered from Pinkie’s hand stroking her cock between the two bodies.

“If it makes you feel better, you feel thicker than Rainbow Dash,” Pinkie giggled. teasing the tip of the marecock.

Twilight looked up with glazed eyes. “You’ve seen Rainbow’s dick?”

“I’ve given her and Applejack a few handjobs while we were really drunk, we’ve never done anything further,” Pinkie said, grinding her crotch against Twilight’s crotch.

“And Applejack?” Twilight asked, slightly hopeful.

“Both of you are close, but… Applejack is bigger than both of you,” Pinkie chuckled. Twilight frowned but the pink mare kissed her horn lovingly. “I’d still rather do this with you than with Applejack, no matter how many times I hear about Fluttershy asking her for sex.”

Twilight’s shock that Fluttershy gets Applejack to rut her was dwarfed by the intense desire to rut Pinkie now. She pushed Pinkie onto the bed and switch positions, her cock leaking precum onto Pinkie’s panties. She moved Pinkie’s panties to the side and her fingers began prod the pink snatch before her, marvelling at how the flesh walls tried to milk her fingers. “Wow, I didn’t think you’d grip my fingers that tightly.”

“Never played with your own girl parts?” Pinkie asked, massaging her breasts.

“O-only once… but you feel much tighter,” Twilight replied, amazed by Pinkie’s internal muscles.

“Why don’t you feel how tight it is with your dick? It’ll feel better,” Pinkie suggested, spreading her legs wider. her panties drenched with the pink mare’s fluids.

Twilight looked into Pinkie’s eyes and nodded. She stood up straight and rubbed her hard cock against the thin fabric that separated their genetalia. Moving it aside once again she slowly sunk herself into her friend.

Pinkie’s hands gripped her breasts tightly as she felt the purple member push deeper into her. It felt very strange to the pink mare as Twilight was much thicker than two of either mare’s fingers. She felt the purple battering ram reach her hymen and sudden anxiousness and fear took hold. She looked up to Twilight, and wrapped her hands around her neck, breathing roughly from the events taking place. “Let’s lose it together.”

Twilight gave her friend a soft smile and forced herself as deep as she could, breaking Pinkie’s hymen and forcing the pink mare to scream from the sudden entry. The unicorn stopped completely as panic set in. “Pinkie! I’m sorry, I’m going to-”

“NO! Keep going… Rarity and Fluttershy like doing this… I’m gonna like doing this. Besides… it always hurts the first time, right?” Pinkie said, tears in her eyes despite the smile.

Twilight wiped a tear away and nodded. “I’ll be gentler, don’t worry.” Good to her word, Twilight started slow and cautiously, slowly pulling her hips back and pushing forward, cringing from the sight of blood coating her cock.

The pain in her crotch slowly faded away, Pinkie could feel Twilight’s member saw itself deep inside her, the veins, the ring, the fullness of being mated by a stallion… mare. Pinkie wrapped her legs around Twilight’s back and urged her friend on. “Go faster, Twily.”

Twilight stared deep into Pinkie’ eyes and nodded, pulling out to the medial ring before pushing back in at a moderate pace. She broke eye contact and leaned down to suckle Pinkie’s modest breasts, causing her pink friend to moan.

Pinkie arched her back, pushing her chest into Twilight’s face. her arms holding the purple mare tightly. She could feel Twilight going faster, her balls slapping against her ass with every thrust. “Ohhh, Twilyyyyyyy, just wreck meeeeee!”

With every ounce of strength in her unicorn body, she began to pound into Pinkie as hard as she could. She could feel her sweat drip from her body, Pinkie’s walls furiously gripping her shaft, the pink limbs gripping her tightly, mashing their breasts together through Twilight’s shirt.

“I feel it coming, in or out…” Twilight moaned.

Pinkie’s eyes shot open. “Out!” She shouted, her legs loosened their grip and her hand shot down to help Twilight pull out, jerking the throbbing purple cock until it fired it’s load all over her pink body. “Oh yeah, just all over me.”

“Oh fuck,” Twilight groaned, watching and feeling her cock unleash her sperm all over Pinkie’s coat. “That was… something.”

“Yeah… that felt better than expected,” Pinkie moaned, releasing Twilight’s dick once all the jizz stopped flowing. She wiped some of the cum off her body and licked it. “Tastes about the same as AJ and RD.”

Twilight raised a brow as she was curious about something. “Did you cum?”

Pinkie gave Twilight a confused look. “I don’t think so… it was reall- ACK!” Pinkie flinched when she felt Twilight’s fingers teasing her clitoris, and her hand rubbing Pinkie’s right breast.

“It wouldn’t be fair if I came and you didn’t, just let me rectify this,” Twilight ordered, furrowing her brow in concentration. She delve a few fingers into Pinkie’s pussy while her thumb remained on the pleasure buzzer, her mouth returned to Pinkie’s nipple and began to suck on it, causing Pinkie to writhe.

“Holy Moley... Twily… Don’t stop,” Pinkie panted. She felt her body feel bubbly and twitch from a stronger familiar feeling. “Oh jeez louiiiizzzee!”

Twilight felt Pinkie’s walls collapse around her fingers, and a sudden rush of fluids coating her fingers, leaking onto the bed. “There, now we’re even,” Twilight said, licking her fingers clean.

Pinkie immediately shot onto her hooves and dragged Twilight back down to the bed. “We may be even, but we’re not done,” she cooed, kissing Twilight furiously. The unicorn quickly felt her cock return to life as she eagerly accepted the kiss.

~dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy was weakly pulling Applejack into the library, her face was bright red with embarrassment. Applejack only smiled as she followed her marefriend. “You really need it, don’t ya, my little slut?”

Fluttershy only whimpered as she continued to guide Applejack to the back of the library. They slowly stopped when they heard feminine moans as they got closer to their destination.

“What in tarnation? Gosh darn it Rainbow,” Applejack grumbled, stomping past Fluttershy to find a surprising sight.

Twilight was clinging to dear life to the wall, staring at Applejack and Fluttershy with fear in her eyes. Pinkie was evidently too busy sucking her marefriend’s cock and fondling her balls to notice the two newcomers.

A sudden tail jolt pulled Pinkie away from her task to see her other friends, smiling as she continued to stroke Twilight’s cock. “Hiya AJ! Hiya Shy! Came to use this corner too?”

Fluttershy was speechless, unable to process the scene before her. Applejack however only chuckled. “Fluttershy was feeling frisky so yeah. Do ya both mind?”

Pinkie giggled as she rubbed Twilight. “Go right ahead! Maybe we can switch studs, Fluttershy rides Twilight while you fuck me! Oh or double penetration! Twily hasn’t fuck my ass yet and I have been curious about taking two dicks at once and-”

Twilight blushed hard, shoving her dick back into Pinkie’s mouth, before pulling back a bit until the head stayed in. “S- sorry about that. Um… for this situation to you two… and for trying to choke you, Pinkie,” Twilight said.

“I don’t know, we can find another place to-” Fluttershy stopped talking when Applejack gave Fluttershy a look, a dominating look that made Fluttershy’s knees weak and her panties even wetter. “Here is fine.”

Applejack chuckled as Fluttershy struggled out of her panties and presented her rear for the cowpony, her tail pushing her skirt up to show more of her ass. The orange mare undid her pants to allow her girth to slip out, hardening as she approached the meek pegasus. “Cheers, Twi!”

Twilight nodded as she watched Applejack forced herself into Fluttershy, causing her to moan as loud as she could, which was barely above a whisper. She felt her cock throb in Pinkie’s mouth, weakly thrusting herself against her marefriend’s head.

“So we’re all fucking over here?” Rainbow chortled, her cock already dangling outside her skirt. Rarity’s blouse was undone enough to allow her large breasts freedom. “Ready Rares?”

“Well, you did earn it, I suppose,” Rarity cooed, pushing Rainbow against the wall.

Twilight was awestruck as Rarity's breasts nearly consumed Rainbow’s length, purposely suffocating the blue rod with her white flesh. Rainbow getting a titfuck on her right, Fluttershy getting pounded roughly on her left, and Pinkie blowing her from below was too much for Twilight as she came, filling Pinkie’s mouth and stomach with cum.

“Fuck, that was impressive… for both of you,” Rainbow moaned, feeling the warmth of Rarity’s breasts around her cock.

“A little early to end it, Twi. You gonna keep going?” Applejack asked, kneading Fluttershy’s rump and pounding her marefriend.

Twilight was unable to answer when Pinkie released the purple member, stood up, turned around, and pressed her ass against Twilight’s crotch. “Let’s keep going, I think you should do my ass this time,” Pinkie cooed, positioning Twilight’s penis for her rear entrance.

“Oh shit!” Rainbow cried out, locking eyes on the Twilight’s cock as it sunk into Pinkie’s rear. “How tight is it?”

“It’s pulling and constricting me, it feels like it’s going to be thinner and longer when it comes out,” Twilight moaned, feeling Pinkie’s ass against her body.

“Let’s not get showed up, Shy,” Applejack commanded, leaning over and gripping Fluttershy’s shoulders, rocking into her as hard as possible. Fluttershy’s moans became stronger as her nails peeled the wall’s paint.

Rarity smiled maliciously as she looked up to Rainbow. “Cum first, and you’ll be severely punished, cum last and I’ll reward you. Understood?” Rainbow nodded, lying back against the wall when Rarity began to suck and rub her breasts against her sensitive rod.

“What kind of punishment?” Pinkie asked cheerfully, slamming her backside against Twilight.

“I was thinking of rutting her worthless pussy senseless with Diamond Johnson while I make her suck Twilight and Applejack off, and she doesn’t stop sucking until her insides and outsides are painted white,” Rarity answered. “Hold and fuck my tits, darling.”

Rainbow nodded and pushed Rarity’s larger tits together and began to thrust into the ivory expanse while Rarity’s free hands went under, each hand rubbing a plastic toy she had forced into Rainbow earlier.

“What’s the reward?” Twilight whimpered, trying to withstand Pinkie’s powerful ass, her cock being thoroughly wrung by Pinkie’s star.

Rarity smiled as she looked into Rainbow’s eyes. “Remember Coco? Remember when I brought her to my house and we played with her? Do you remember how I made you fuck us both and filled every hole in our bodies? How about another night of that?”

Rainbow sucked in her breath, her desire to fuck Coco and Rarity at the same time far outweighing any sort of desire to suck Twilight and Applejack off while getting fucked like a mare, feeling herself weaken from every adjustment the white unicorn made to the toys inside her holes.

Applejack and Pinkie gave each other a teasing look as they slowed down, giving Twilight and Fluttershy a breather. Rainbow Dash immediately noticed this. “Oh fuck you both so hard!” She cried, slowing her titfucking to a similar pace.

Rarity frowned at Rainbow’s vocabulary and at the slow pace she started. “Language, maybe I should have our friends wash your mouth out with their seed? I almost like the sound of that. Now fuck my breasts faster or I’ll make the punishment worse,” Rarity warned, popping the anal plug out before shoving it back into the blue pegasus, causing her to squeak.

“I’d reckon it’s about time you were knocked down a peg,” Applejack laughed, doing slow but strong strokes, causing Fluttershy to tremble as the larger mare fucked her.

“I just want Dashie to suck Twily off, it would look pretty hot,” Pinkie giggled, her treacherously slow pace causing Twilight to writhe behind her.

“You two can go to TartarUS!” Rainbow screamed when Rarity shoved the dildo back in harshly.

Twilight reached her limit on the slow thrusts and grabbed Pinkie’s arms, rocking wildly against the pink mare. “Twilight! What are you doing!”

“It’s unbearable! I need to cum!” Twilight moaned, her horn beginning to fire sparks out.

“Oh jeez!” Pinkie uttered, feeling Twilight rough her anal passage up good. “At least wait until Rainbow cums.”

Rarity noticed this and began to work Rainbow’s cock harder, trying to get the blue pegasus off before the purple unicorn could. She used her magic to make the toys vibrate while she assumed control over the titfucking. Keeping a careful eye on Twilight.

Applejack continued her grueling pace in Fluttershy’s pussy. When she noticed Fluttershy try to make her speed up by moving herself back onto AJ’s cock, the farm pony smacked Fluttershy’s ass hard, causing her to whimper in pleasure and slow back down, her fluids dripping onto the floor between the two.

Twilight could feel her balls clenching tightly, ready to fill Pinkie’s ass. “In or Out?” Twilight shouted.

“Don’t care, IN!” Pinkie cried out, her hands gripping Twilight’s arms in the midst of the rough rutting. Twilight’s horn shone brighter as her climax came closer.

Rarity became worried, fearing that Rainbow would not beat Twilight, but unable to go any faster. Cursing herself as Twilight let out the telltale groan of release.

Twilight’s eyes shut tightly as she felt her cock fill Pinkie’s rectal walls, her magic surging out wildly. She felt the tight ass milk her cock, she could hear her friends moan in unison. Her balls trying to send everything it can deep into Pinkie’s bottom, causing some of it to backwash and seep out around her cock.

When Twilight’s eyes opened, she found herself sitting on her butt, her and Pinkie were still connected. To her left was Rainbow breathing harshly with Rarity visibly dazed, her breasts, face, and mane blanketed with white goo. To her right, Applejack had collapsed onto Fluttershy, a several drops of thick cum dripping from Fluttershy’s pussy. All six of them were panting hard. “What happened?”

“Your magic… made us all cum at once,” Rarity answered, trying to stand up and failing. “Control your horn... or I will do it for you.”

“That… was probably the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had,” Applejack said, shaking her head as she stood up, she helped Fluttershy back onto her hooves who had a drunken smile on her face.

“That... was a wowwie,” Pinkie said, falling forward, lying back into Twilight’s embrace, nuzzling her purple fillyfriend.

“WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?” The six girls turned to see Mrs. Harshwhinny, the geography teacher, gasping at the scene before her. She wore a purple sports coat and a white turtle neck that hide most of her brown coat and breasts that nearly dwarfed Rarity’s, her long, well toned legs partially hide under a tight purple skirt that reached to her knees. “You six will clean this up and detentions for all of you!” She ordered, storming away, causing the six to groan in annoyance.

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“I must admit, this was a rather good day, all things considered,” Rarity said, her legs opened wide and her fingers buried in her snatch as she stood in her chair, watching a rather amusing spectacle.

“Yeah, it was kinda lame that we had to clean the library but this is still the best detention ever,” Pinkie giggled, rocking in her seat joyously. Her shirt was undone while she rubbed and groped herself all over, giggling like a schoolfilly.

“Maybe… if you all want, we can do this again at my house? Mom is very understanding, and… what we did in the library was really fun,” Fluttershy said, blushing red while she pleasured herself with a dildo she had asked Rarity for when detention started. She was a little irked that said dildo was in Dash’s pussy since last night, but… not much else could match Applejack’s cock for her these days.

The three mares watched as their dickmare friends gave Mrs. Harshwhinny the best fucking of her life. Applejack laid on the desk with the brown mare on top of her, fucking her ass and groping her tits. Twilight was between her legs, holding Harshwhinny’s waist as she thrusted herself deep into their teacher’s pussy. Rainbow stood opposite of Twilight, pumping her rod deep into Harshwhinny’s throat, holding her head still. Twilight had already blown a load into Harshwhinny’s pussy but the older mare growled around Rainbow’s dick, daring Twilight to stop fucking her as she wrapped her legs around the purple mare's waist. Scared, the purple unicorn resumed fucking her teacher’s marehood.

“Who knew that Mrs. Harshwhinny got turned on by us fucking in the library, right?” Pinkie asked, causing Rarity to giggle while Fluttershy gave a soft smile. All three mares giggled to themselves as their detention continued, masturbating to three dickgirls fucking an older mare for an hour.

Fifth One-Shot(Pony/Explicit): Plumbing

Author's Note

Sorry if this is a short chapter... and lame, dood.

I read a non-pony porn fic about a plumber chick banging a client, so I revered the roles slightly, dood. The thing that made me REALLY want to do this was the dumb joke at the end of this fic. Keep in mind that the ending went through three versions, dood.

I hope you liked this minor distraction, dood. I'm kinda kicking myself over it since I should be working on something more important, dood.

I wrote this in an hour and looked it over for an hour, dood :pinkiehappy: (EDIT: I fudged up the last line... changed it so that it's correct, dood)

Fifth One-Shot(Pony/Explicit): Plumbing

Another peaceful day at Ponyville, Twilight was currently waiting for a plumber to fix the drain in the kitchen, it’s been acting up lately. Which was a shame as Twilight had finally listened to Rarity’s advice and wore a skirt that had difficulties going over her flanks and a tight purple sweatervest and white blouse, complete with a red tie. A knock at the door taking Twilight’s attention.

In front of her was an orange mare wearing a brown stetson, as well as a blue one-piece jumper that well defined the earth mare’s figure, a tool belt wrapped around her midsection and a tool kit on her back. “Howdy ma’am. Ah’m the plumber ya called to fix the… pipes.”

“Wow, you mares at… uh, ‘Rod Masters’ sure are quick to serve,” Twilight said with a anxious blush.

“Heh, yeah. Name’s Applejack, could ya show me to the… trouble?” Applejack asked with half lidded eyes.

“Right this way, it sure is a doozy of a problem, Miss Applejack. And It’s Twilight by the way,” Twilight giggled, leading Applejack to the library kitchen.

Applejack rested her tool box next to the sink cupboard, put some rubber gloves, and peered in. She grabbed a wrench from her toolbox and peered under the sink, opening the pipe and look into it to search for a possible clog. Meanwhile, Twilight was treated to an excellent view of Applejack’s ass, shaking seductively in her face.

“Find it yet?” Twilight asked, resisting the urge to smack the plumber’s ass with a hoof.

“Strange, ya sure it’s this pipe? Ah don’t see any clogs,” Applejack uttered, putting the pipe back together. She turned back to see a rather noticeable pipe jutting from underneath Twilight’s skirt. “That looks like it’s definitely backed up,” she said, licking her lips.

“Huh, oh! Yeah! It’s been acting up all morning,” Twilight giggled, her face beet red as Applejack got a closer look at her ‘pipe’.

“Weird thing, ain’t it? It’s so big but the hole is so small, no wonder it’s all clogged,” Applejack cooed, letting Twilight remove her gloves with magic before touching with with her bare hooves.

“What do you recommend?” Twilight said with a nervous smile.

“Well, Ah’m going to have to suck it out, the old fashion way,” Applejack declared, stroking the purple pipe with her hooves, giving the exit a light lick. She peered behind it to see a large sack dangling beneath Twilight. “That doesn’t look good.”

“What doesn’t? What’s wrong,” Twilight asked in false concern.

“This right here,” Applejack giggled, tapping Twilight’s sack, feeling it rest in her hooves. “Is your clog storage-thingie, it needs to get emptied pronto. Goodness knows what’ll happen if it builds up too much.”

“I don’t want anything bad to happen, do whatever you think can help,” Twilight said, shivering as Applejack licked up the side of her shaft.

“Don’t worry Miss Twilight, I’m a professional,” Applejack cooed, taking one of Twilight’s balls into her mouth, rolling it along her tongue.

“It’ll… be an honour to see a professional at work,” Twilight whimpered, leaning back against the table and letting Applejack do her job.

“Tastiest clog Ah’ve tasted… and in this business you get some pretty bad stuff just find it’s way in your mouth,” Applejack cooed, trailing her tongue back up to the tip. “Smells purdy nice too.”

“Thanks, I try to ensure that my… rod is clean and tidy… never know when someone needs to… inspect it,” Twilight said with a deep blush.

“And Ah thank ya for that,” Applejack giggled, opening her mouth wide to take the heavy rod into her mouth. Twilight’s eyes rolling back from the sensation of a hot mouth wrapped around her pipe.

“Oh goodness… that’s some… good work,” Twilight moaned, bucking her hips lightly into Applejack’s face. The earth mare smiled and took as much of the shaft as she could, her hooves playing with Twilight’s balls and hidden vagina. “If you keep this up -oh- the pipe will be fixed… in no time.”

Applejack grinned around Twilight and starting bobbing her head faster, her tongue trailing and lapping up as much of the purple rod as possible. Gazing up to the purple unicorn writhing above her.

Twilight bit her lips, her shaft was flaring wider inside Applejack. Ready to fill her plumber with gooey cum. Her balls tapping Applejack’s chin with every thrust. The ‘clog’ tightening up and ready to unleash itself.

“Oh, I’m cumming!” Twilight screamed, her cock flaring and firing it’s load down Applejack’s gullet.The orange mare pulling back until only the head remained and greedily swallowed the unicorn’s sperm. “Goodness… That was… really good work,” Twilight sighed, falling to floor.

“Damn, Twi. That was some clog,” Applejack moaned, licking up the excess cream. She glanced back to the hard rod rising from Twilight’s loins and smiled. “Looks like it’s still backed up.”

Twilight glanced down and smiled, raising her hooves in false horror. “Oh no! Is there any way you can help me? I don’t want to be clogged forever!”

“There is only one thing left to do, ma’am,” Applejack stated, using her hooves to unzip her jumper all the way down to the crotch, managing to slip it under the belt. Once undone, she opened the it more to let a portion of her glistening pussy into view. “This here… is a clog pumper. Scientifically designed to suck all clogs out of any pipes, especially pipes like these.”

“Ooo, looks so… beautiful,” Twilight gushed, marveling at the sweat covered fur of the orange plumber, licking her lips once she reached the needy pussy that half hid behind the jumper. “I dunno if the pipe can fit in that small space.”

“That’s the beauty of it, it stretches… and constricts around pipes and milks them until there’s nothing left,” Applejack cooed, turning around and raising her tail, revealing more zipper to go.

Twilight gasped in faux surprise, walking over and giving Applejack a playful slap on the rear. She leaned her head closer, taking in the scent of apples, grass, and sweat, before taking the zipper with her teeth and finishing it’s journey.

Admiring her work, Twilight gazed upon Applejack’s needy marehood, begging for her to fill it. “This will help with the clog, Miss Jack?”

“Darn tootin, and if it doesn’t the first time… then you’ll have to keep pumping until ya do,” Applejack teased, shaking her rump enticingly.

With a curious grin, Twilight mounted Applejack and pushed her dick past the orange lips. The Plumber moaning from the sudden insertion, the purple cock filling her pussy quickly and feeling the heat radiating from it.

“Wow… you’re-gah- right. It’s really…. snug and… it’s squeezing me,” Twilight grunted, pumping her hips much faster. Her breath brushing against the back of Applejack’s neck.

“T-That there… is good at what… it does,” Applejack moaned, backing her rump in time with Twilight’s movements. Her body molding itself around the purple flesh pipe. “Don’t be-oh- afraid to get rougher. Ah’m- sweet Celestia- made of sterner stuff, Twilight.”

Smirking, Twilight rubbed her cheek against Applejack’s neck. Her hips pounding harder into the orange mare’s backside, the medial ring sliding out of the tight quim and tickling the exposed clit with every thrust.

“Miss… Jack, your clog pump feels wonderful! I can feel it wringing it dry!” Twilight moaned, gasping as she put as much effort as possible into rutting the plumber mare.

“Gah, j-just rut me, Twi. It feels so good, buck me!” Applejack moaned, her front collapsing onto the kitchen floor, her body moving with the flow of her mate’s motions.

Twilight nuzzled the back of Applejack’s head. Her body tensing in preparation of her climax, the mare beneath her felt taut like a bow string, the blonde tail flailing wildly between their bodies. The orange mare’s pussy becoming tighter, trying to restrict Twilight’s movements and suck her cum out.

Applejack’s eyes burst open wide when she felt the first heavy shot of Twilight’s cum splashing inside her. Her body shivering from each load coating her walls, her body eagerly sucking more of the unicorn’s seed into her womb. Applejack’s body collapsed and her mind went blank when she felt Twilight’s teeth lightly teased her right ear, it didn’t take long to force her to join the unicorn in bliss.

Both ponies collapsed on the floor, Twilight holding Applejack tightly as they enjoyed the afterglow. Applejack could feel the unicorn’s shaft deflating, her cum slowly seeping out and onto the floor. “Awesome as always, sugarcube.”

“I think this is my favorite role-play,” Twilight cooed, nuzzling Applejack.

Applejack quirked a brow, lazily turning her head to the librarian. “Better than the School Teacher and Student thing?”

“Even better than that ‘stud’ role play you had me do with some of other farm mares,” Twilight sighed. “You really look good in a one-piece jumper.”

“Ya think so?” Applejack chuckled, snuggling up to Twilight’s front. “It’s no surprise that you pull the whole ‘teacher’ and ‘librarian’ really good. Don’t get me started on the ‘student with a surprise’ thing.”

“I dunno why you like that, you know full well that I have a penis,” Twilight frowned slightly, confused by Applejack’s interests.

“It’s like being a filly on Hearth’s Warming Day,” Applejack exclaimed. “It’s the build up and the awe of getting something you always wanted.”

“You always wanted my penis?” Twilight teased.

“Darn tootin’,” Applejack giggled, the unicorn joining in the mirth.

Another knock at the door took Twilight and Applejack’s attention. Confused by the disturbance, Twilight covered herself up the best she could and opened the door. Before her was Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, both of their manes bellowing in the wind, in Pinkie's hooves was a book with Celestia’s Cutie Mark on it. “HI! We're Celestia’s Witnesses, may you cum in?” Pinkie exclaimed with a wide grin, Fluttershy matching her comrade's expression.

Ninth One-Shot (Antho/BDSM/Random Continuation) Punished Dash

Author's Note

This is just a thing branching forward off of the first chapter of this collection, where I decided that I wanted to do a Flutterbat thing where Fluttershy becomes a vampire and seduces and fucks Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight, only for Pinkie and Rarity to save them. The story structure broke when 'rape' became a thing for no reason and it was all erased for a chance to ship Twilight with Yandere Pinkie but watched it fall apart on Google.docs which eventually became Rainbow getting dominated by Applejack and Twilight for a limited amount of time because I'm lazy, dood.

I... tried my best to edit what I could since this was literally just stuff I just wanted to get pushed out the door rather than shoot for reasonably high attention to grammar/past tense/and proper useage of its and it's for House Sparkle and Misadventures, dood.

I hope you all enjoyed it, dood.

PS: Realism is tough to do in a world of magic and anthro-ponies... especially when Applejack can cum half a bucket into Harshwhinny, Fluttershy, and Rainbow and absolutely no mention of child or deadly STD yet Twilight remembers that condoms are a thing and packs them in her bags.

Hentai and the internet has ruined me, just as Dragon Age 2 ruined fictional heterosexuality, dood.

Ninth One-Shot (Antho/BDSM/Random Continuation) Punished Dash

Twilight was incredibly confused, she got a text from Rarity to meet her at her house. While her evening was just going to be with Pinkie. Rarity seemed adamant that she should come over, it took a bit, at least she managed to convince Pinkie to let her help their fashion-savvy friend. The purple unicorn wore a long blue skirt that reached her knees with a white shirt beneath a light purple vest. Hanging from a thick strap around her arm was a brown bookbag the held anything Twilight deemed to be necessary to any ventures outside of her home.

“I wonder if something happened, and why call me? Pinkie didn’t get a text, so she must have only messaged me, so why?” Twilight said to herself. As she got closer to Rarity’s house, she spotted Applejack walking down the sidewalk. “Applejack?”

“Twilight? Whatcha doing at this time of the night?” Applejack asked. The orange cowmare wearing tight blue jeans and a flannel buttoned shirt, her trademark hat resting on her head.

“Rarity texted me to come to her house, did she text you?” Twilight asked, pulling out her phone from her bag. “But she didn’t text Pinkie so…”

Applejack’s eyes lit up and began snickering to herself. “Oh, Ah see what’s going on. Rainbow must have pissed Rarity off something awful.”

“What’s going on?” Twilight asked, utterly confused.

Applejack stepped closer and placed a hand on her purple friend’s shoulder. “Whenever Rainbow Dash steps WAY over the line with Rarity, our resident fashion princess can be ruthless to her. This isn’t the first time she texted me over to help punish Rainbow, and seeing as she texted us both means she wants Rainbow to learn her lesson badly.”

“And how are we going to punish Rainbow?” Twilight asked again, still lost on what was happening.

Applejack chuckled, shaking her head as she lead Twilight down the street, towards Rarity’s house. “Rarity is gonna make us fuck Rainbow.”

A heavy blush filled Twilight’s face as her eyes widened. “What? But- Rainbow doesn’t like that, does she?”

“She can surprise you, Twi. Besides, you know how full of herself that mare is. Rarity is the mare you call to keep her in line,” Applejack explained as the two approached Rarity’s large two story house, the walls a pristine white with shimmering blue curtains hanging behind the windows. The roof itself, despite black, had glints of various shiny specks all around it.

“What if Rainbow gets back at us?” Twilight asked with concern.

“That’s the beauty of it. Rainbow knows that if she tries to revenge fuck us, Rarity will get back at her harder than ever before,” Applejack laughed. Twilight gave her a confused look, to which cowmare sighed. “The day after the first time Rarity asked me to tame Rainbow, she ambushed me in the barn and fucked me until my ass was leaking her cum for an hour. Rarity found out and she forced Rainbow to pleasure the entire soccer team with her body while wearing the tightest cock ring that ivory minx could find. She spent two hours, on her knees taking it from eleven horny guys and ten horny girls and she wasn’t allowed to cum until an hour after… when Rarity had me fuck her again for thirty minutes, goading me into cumming inside my best friend just as many times as she came inside me.”

Twilight’s hands were clamped over her mouth in shock. She knew Rarity could be manipulative and persuasive, but just hearing that made her fear the day she ever accidentally crosses the seamstress. “So… never piss Rarity off?”

“I’d say the same about Pinkie, you may not see it but that girl has a tiny chip on her shoulder and if you cross her. She’ll make Rarity look as docile as a kitten,” Applejack added, knocking on the door.

“What about Pinkie?” Twilight gasped, her face in abject horror.

The door opened to reveal Rarity in a bathrobe. “Hello girls, what about Pinkie?”

“You remember what happened between you and Pinks?” the orange mare asked with a smirk.

Rarity visibly shook, her elegant smile dropping to a horrific scowl. “The best of luck to you, Twilight. Applejack has her cockslut, Rainbow needs to be regularly shown her place beneath me, and you are dating a lovable psychopath. Your life isn’t in danger in most senses but… I suggest you don’t say ‘no’ too often.”

Twilight swallowed her breath as she followed Rarity and Applejack into the seamstress’ house.

“Rainbow in the basement?” Applejack asked, fixing her hat.

“Yes she is, may I offer you two a drink? I have a few bottles of water down there for you and Dashie,” Rarity offered, removing her robe to reveal a black latex corset that only held her large breasts higher while exposing her rear and private area, long thigh high boots that appeared to have been made of belts near the tips, and matching gloves that covered her forceps. The look Rarity was sporting made the purple mare cower slightly.

“Nah, I’m good,” Applejack said with a smile. Twilight only shook her head in awe. Rarity smiled and lead the two mares to the basement. There was only one light and it was trained over Rainbow Dash. the blue mare was bound, spread eagle in the air, her six limbs held by ropes. Her eyes were covered by a blindfold while a gag kept her mouth open, waiting for a dick to receive oral satisfaction. Her dick pointed straight down, three leather bindings strapped around it with a very thin stick stuck into the urethra. Rainbow’s less than modest bust bear for the world to see with her holes on full display. “Looks like she’s ready for us,” Applejack chuckled, removing her shirt.

Rainbow began to move, struggling with her bindings. “U ough Ehyjay en Wiight? e you u serus?” she shouted through the ring gag.

“Yes, and let us hope this reminds you that you are but a toy to me, ‘Dashie’,” Rarity scolded, walking over to Rainbow and slapping her ass hard. The impact echoed in the dark room, along with Rainbow’s cry of pain. “Girls, I expect her to be dripping with cum. Make it worse than how you left Mrs. Harshwhinny’s company last month.”

Twilight’s jaw dropped at the sound of that. The geography teacher made them fuck her for hours until every inch of her body was dripping with cum. Rainbow clearly remembered Harshwhinny’s state after the three dickmares finished with her, watching her struggle and buck in her bindings, fighting the frighteningly tough rope.

Applejack had removed her pants, her bulging boxers and bra holding her rather promising assets bouncing as she approached Rainbow from behind. Twilight struggled to removed her vest and shirt, and undid her skirt, letting it all fall to the cold stone floor. Rarity seemingly left their company, but the sound of a chair shifting told Twilight that the ivory mare merely sat down in the shadows, intent on watching the two dickmares fuck her girlfriend.

“Which do you want first, Twi?” Applejack asked, running a hand along Rainbow’s body, making the blue pegasus shiver.

Twilight felt her mind fight her body, trying to get her to collect her clothes and run. But the sight of Rainbow simply hang there, waiting to be fucked, and with Rarity’s permission to boot, was too sweet to pass up. “Wight, u om any cloer, u’l be dining my cum for eeks!”

“The soccer team have been getting a bit… lonely without you, haven’t they, Dashie?” Rarity added, causing Rainbow to blush and Applejack to laugh. “Twilight, be a dear and make my bitch your mare.”

“How about you take her mouth… I’ll get her ready in the back,” Twilight offered, wanting to make this as less painful on Rainbow as possible.

“Heh, sounds good to me,” Applejack smirked, walking over to Rainbow’s front, removing her underwear. Twilight kneeled between her blue friend’s legs and began poking at her moist pussy. Applejack’s heavy cock pressed against the open ring, barely scraping past it as the thick orange meat pushed into the pegasus’ mouth.

Using what she had learned from her multiple make out sessions with Pinkie and what she had read to become a better lover for her pink marefriend. Twilight used her fingers to poke and probe various sensitive parts of Rainbow’s labia while her tongue darting forward, giving the outer lips cautious licks, acquiring the speedster’s taste of rain, blueberries, and honey.

Unbeknownst of them, Rarity watched from her chair, riding the dildo attachment she had placed there while using her magic to float a very small camera all around the scene, hoping to give Pinkie and Fluttershy something good to look at later and a reminder to Rainbow of who the boss is. Twilight’s scared but calculater strokes of her tongue, Applejack slowly thrusting into Rainbow’s head, and the prisoner herself struggling to free herself and unleash her pitiful vengeance.

Twilight stopped licking to watch as Rainbow’s pussy began winking, desiring the unicorn’s attention. She brought her head forward again and explored Rainbow’s insides with her flexible muscle, making the athlete moan around Applejack’s dick. The scent of Rainbow’s pussy quickly forcing the bookworm to reach down to her own dick, stroking her modest pecker in time with her careful licks.

Applejack let out a sigh, her hands holding Rainbow’s head firm as she pushed her hips into the blue mare’s head, feeling her heavy balls slap against Rainbow’s chin, waiting for the time to unload into the athlete’s belly. “Have ya been getting her to suck yer strap-ons, Rares? She’s a lot better than the last time ya had me punish her,” AJ teased, scratching Rainbow’s ears and ignoring the dirty look shot at her.

“The fact that her orals skills are so refined only means she’s been punished far too often, dare I say… maybe she desires having you fuck her like the mare she truly is?” Rarity cooed, two fingers deep inside her vag as she laughed melodiously.

The thought made Rainbow try to spit Applejack’s dick out, only to grant more pleasure to the headfucking cowfilly. “Keep doin’ that, Dash. It feels amazin’,” she cooed, holding the rainbow haired head tighter.

The legs around Twilight began to twitch and kick, the purple unicorn feeling Rainbow’s vulva tightening up around her tongue. She pulled away and admired her handiwork, trailing a finger along the opening. “Okay, she’s ready for you.”

Applejack arched a brow, slowly pulling her dick out of Rainbow’s mouth. “You sure? Ah thought you were prepping her for yerself?”

However, Rarity knew exactly what Twilight was doing. “Twilight, I know you are new to this but… this is a punishment. You will fuck Rainbow’s pussy first while Applejack will fuck her ass. I’ll let this slide once but remember for the future… or else,” she spoke, narrowing her eyes at the purple mare.

Twilight weakly nodded and walked to her bag, reaching in for a condom. The action caused Applejack to chuckle while Rarity let out a irritated cough. Twilight stopped and looked around for the ivory mare in concern. “Something wrong?”

“No condoms, if you want to cum, use her body. I want her to be as white as mine, Twilight,” Rarity scolded from the darkness.

With a lingering sigh, she dropped the plastic wrapper and returned to Rainbow’s side, finally removing her panties. Applejack smirking as she removed the ropes around the bound mare’s legs.

Feeling her legs touching the ground, Rainbow began kicking, trying to fend Twilight and Applejack away. Unfortunately, she was blind so she couldn’t see Applejack grab her from behind. She was raised, her ass being teased by the thick meat rod while her legs were held tightly by the cowpony’s strong hands.

Twilight tentatively shifted to Rainbow’s front, grasping her butt as she positioned for the athlete's warm snatch.

“Ei wil ge u boh bak fo dis,” Rainbow Dash growled around her ring. She let out a girlish moan when Applejack forced the first inch into her ass while Twilight slowly pushed into her pussy.

“Damn, Dashie. You get tighter back here? Ah can feel you loving my dick,” Applejack teased, slowly pumping her rod into her cocky friend’s ass.

“She… feels different from Pinkie, much tighter but… less grip,” Twilight moaned, sinking the remainder of her member into Rainbow slowly.

The blindfold hid it well, but Rainbow’s eyes grew as both her holes were filled by the thick cocks. Twilight being far more gentle than Applejack, while the cowpony was taking her time, adapting to her asshole’s tightness, the egghead was probably the slowest stud that’s ever entered her pussy, trying to purposefully make the punishment easier. “Fo fuk’s sa wiight, fuk me harer!” Rainbow demanded, if she was gonna get fucked, she might as well enjoy it.

Twilight gasped and nodded, her hands digging into Rainbow’s ass as she moved faster, filling the blue mare with warmth before taking it away, leaving her pussy wanting and repeating the process.

Rarity smirked, watching Applejack massage Rainbow’s chest while violating her ass. Twilight’s rather adorable face while giving the blue pegasus’ pussy her all. She levitated her phone and texted Fluttershy and Pinkie, letting them know of their marefriends’ location and asking them to tell her if Rainbow makes an attempt to fuck them behind her back. The message was sent and she resumed watching her show with great mirth.

Rainbow’s face was bright red, her eyes glaring forward to where she believed Twilight’s face was as she felt both her friend’s dicks hammer into her tight holes. Her teeth trying to break the ring shoved in her mouth. The ropes around her wrists dug into her, keeping her arms high above her head while her legs clung around the purple unicorn’s hips. Her cock struggled against its three bindings, twitching and throbbing hard from being forced to endure another denied orgasm.

The powerful walls massaging her cock made Twilight flinch and squirm, rapidly slamming herself to the hilt into her blue friend, feeling the blue cock slap against their bellies. Her fingers digging into the rainbow bolt cutie marks on her flanks as her rump rippled form the dual penetration.

Twilight let out a groan, pulling herself out as she accidentally spent her seed all over Rainbow’s belly and cock. She glanced up to feel Rainbow glaring at her angrily, causing Twilight to recoil from the stare. The nerdy mare was still locked into place by Rainbow, who was shuffling a bit, squirming to get underneath the purple mare.

Unfortunately, Rarity caught this and stepped forward. She pinched Rainbow’s ass and grabbed Twilight’s dick. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?” she cooed, stroking the purple rod.

“N-no,” Twilight whimpered, her shaft still sensitive from her most recent orgasm.

Rarity smirked and began stroking Twilight with Rainbow’s shafts, making the purple mare feeling the leather straps around the the athlete's dick. “You’ll be a nice pony and keep fucking my bitch, won’t you?”

“Just say yes, sugarcube,” Applejack said, grinding her cock against Rainbow’s tight backdoor.

Twilight looked up, Rainbow was still pissed at her. She let out a sigh. “I’m sorry, Rainbow.”

Rarity smiled as Twilight pushed herself back into Rainbow’s pussy, just in time to feel the powerful blasts of Applejack painting the blue mare’s rectum white. “Ahh, you got quite the ass, Dash,” the cowpony chuckled, giving her blue friend a slap across her rear.

Rainbow let out a yelp and turned to glare through the blindfold at the orange mare as Applejack cleaned the cum from her cock using the rainbow tail. “Ah’ll be back, gotta clean my dick before Ah keep going.”

Using her magic, Rarity revealed a bathroom behind Twilight. Tilting her hat, Applejack left Twilight to keep humping Rainbow’s cooch.

An half hour passes and Rainbow’s arms are free and her blindfold was gone, but she was still being used, held in the center of the room by ropes tied to the bases of her wings.. Twilight’s dick shoved down her mouth while her hands held onto the purple arms, the plump purple sack slapping against her nose rapidly while Applejack was fucking her pussy, stretching it out more than what Twilight did prior.

“Her… mouth feels so good,” Twilight moaned, holding Rainbow’s head tightly. The athlete's tongue trying to push her out but only gave the purple mare more pleasure.

“Ah gotta admit, Fluttershy is still a better fuck, but Ah won’t deny Rainbow has a good pussy,” Applejack giggled, her hands gripping Rainbow’s thighs roughly as she kept those long blue legs on her shoulders. “A true shame ya didn’t train her to like cock more, Rares.”

Rainbow growled in annoyance around Twilight’s rod as Rarity giggled. “Oh, I know. She just so cocky. I will admit, I do love feeling her inside me, but sometimes… she just needs a hard dick to remind her who is the boss.”

Applejack could only laugh upon hearing that, thrusting her dick hard into the blue lips. Rarity stood up from her seat and walked up quietly behind Twilight, a latex glove slowly trailing the purple back back down to starburst cutie mark.

Twilight let out a squeak, hilting herself hard into Rainbow’s throat. “R-Rarity?”

“I want Rainbow to tell me what you taste like,” Rarity whispered into her ear, the hand sliding between the purple buttcheeks before poking into Twilight’s ass, surprising her and making her cum hard into the blue pegasus’ stomach when a particularly sensitive spot in her rectum was teased..

Twilight’s moans were drawn out as Rarity pulled her away, forcing the remainder of her seed to fill her marefriend’s mouth. Once the lilac rod left Rainbow’s mouth, the dominative mare removed Rainbow’s ring gag and shut her mouth, forcing her to swallow Twilight’s seed. “So, what is it like?” Rarity asked with a smirk.

Rainbow felt the slimy goo slide down her throat gasping and choking, spitting up small drops of cum. “Never again, go suck her off yourself if you wanna know.”

Applejack stopped moving, humming to herself as she kept herself hilted inside Rainbow’s pussy, the head brushing against the track captain’s cervix. “Ya know Rarity don’t like that answer.”

Rainbow growled and blushed. “It’s… nice and gooey, Mistress.”

Rarity smiled, caressing her marefriend’s cheek. “Well done, I think you deserve to cum.” The ivory mare reached over and removed the bindings around the blue dick.

Rainbow let out a howl of bliss, her cock firing out thick loads all over herself, most of it splashing onto her breasts. Applejack grunted, huffing and moaning as she filled Rainbow with cum.

Applejack released Rainbow, slipping her limp cock from the blue seed filled cooch. “Whoa nelly, that is a pussy.”

Rarity stepped towards her marefriend, undid the last of the bindings, and caught the blue pegasus before she could hit the floor. “So… what did we learn?”

“D-don’t drop a bottle of green dye into the washing machine,” Rainbow groaned, riding the high of her orgasm.

“Very good,” Rarity cooed, kissing Rainbow’s cheek while a hand snaked down to stroke the athlete's blue cock. “How about we finally put your dick to some use.”

Rainbow shook her head. “Those bindings… it’s too sensitive, can we do this later?”

Rarity nodded and held Rainbow up. “Thank you for coming over, girls. It’s been awhile since Rainbow did a naughty thing,” she giggled, making Rainbow blush.

“Thank you for inviting us… I guess? But, I’m not sure I’d want to do this again, I felt awful doing all that to Rainbow,” Twilight uttered with a sad pout.

Rarity nodded. “I suppose it would be a problem without context, considering how much Rainbow loves this.”

Rainbow’s face scrunched up, blushing hard. “Sh-shut up.”

Applejack chuckled as Twilight’s jaw dropped in shock. “Unlike you and me, Twi. Rainbow does like getting fucked, there is a reason why we don’t hear Rainbow screaming bloody murder whenever Rarity pulls out her strap-on.”

“Oh… and she likes getting bound and practically raped by her friends?” Twilight asked, her mouth open wide in complete shock.

“Let’s take this upstairs, shall we?” Rarity giggled as the fours mares walked up stairs, Twilight and Applejack getting dressed before climbing up the stairs. Once Rainbow was laid on the couch with several towels beneath her, Rarity put on her bathrobe and prepared some drinks for her friends. “I’m sorry, Twilight. I’d rather not answer with Rainbow hanging off me all night. Rainbow believes that if she can take it, it means she’s tough. While she loves fucking me, she believes that taking it so much more ‘tougher’ than giving it, hence why Applejack is often enlisted to fuck my little submissive.”

Twilight nodded her head, understanding the situation better. “I guess I could have been rougher… I suppose.”

Rainbow nodded her head while Rarity smirked. “Twilight, you thought Rainbow was being punished over something trivial, so it wasn’t your fault. But if I do… ask you to come and ‘punish’ Rainbow. Please bring your best ‘dominatrix’ skills.”

The four girls laughed, acting as if Rainbow being fucked by two of her best friends in Rarity’s basement was just a happy memory until another thought came to Twilight’s mind. “Hey, I don’t think I ever got an answer involving Pinkie, why is she the lovable psychopath?”

The laughter stopped immediately, Twilight’s mirth steadily dropped as her friends looked more nervous and uncomfortable as time went on. “Is she evil or something?”

“I… wouldn’t say evil,” Rainbow Dash uttered, Applejack and Rarity both remained silent with concerned looks. “Just… be careful.”