Twilight sat at her writing desk, grumbling to herself in annoyance, a blank sheet taunting her with it’s lack of literature. Lying on her bed was a sudden new housemate for the unforeseeable future, was a human. Her black shirt and corset present her slim figure quite well, as her black skirt with red lining drapes over the black stockings that cover her toned legs, her signature red cloak nearly covering her form as she laid face down on the bed, the hood hiding her dark hair tipped with red points. “Twilight…” the girl mumbled.

“If this is about your erection, I have the same problem. And our solution isn’t finish yet,” Twilight responded immediately, rolling her eyes in annoyance. She continued to stare at the sheet of paper, trying to think of something to write to the Princess about.

“I wish your world had some humans, I really don’t like the idea of doing things to ponies…” The huntress, Ruby Rose, muttered. Her silver eyes lighting up when she thought of a possible solution. “Are there taller female versions of Spike in Equestria? You know, versions roughly about my height or a bit taller? Like less than a story taller?”

“Possibly, but I wouldn’t know,” Twilight answered, she felt her own erection twitch under her desk. Unlike Ruby, Twilight didn’t have a way to hide it should she leave her current station. She slowly turned to Ruby with a pleading smile. “Could you… go get one of my friends?”

“Nope,” Ruby replied, spinning onto her back, her skirt doing an admirable job hiding her hard penis.

“Oh come on, I need it more than you do,” Twilight groaned, growling at the red-headed girl.

“Crabs in a bucket,” Ruby stated, crossing her arms as she laid back. “Unless you can teleport me back to Beacon.”

“I said give me a day on that, I need to recharge my magic,” Twilight answered, huffing from how annoying her new friend was. It started out okay, until they got horny and they refused to touch each other for various reasons, the primary reason being their irrational disinterest in the idea of having someone else’s penis inside them, even if it’s just oral.

“I miss Blake’s butt,” Ruby pouted, frustrated by how powerless she was to do anything. She could explore but why would she explore with an erection? That’s just asking for trouble, every text-based RPG she’s ever played taught her that.

“Well, I miss Pinkie’s mouth but you’re not going to be a friend and ask her to come blow me,” Twilight spat, slamming her head on the desk in utter grief. “Why can I think of words right now?”

“Could be worse, ya know,” Ruby said, staring up at the crystal ceiling of Twilight’s bedroom.

Twilight slowly turned her head while resting it on the desk, shooting Ruby a glare. “And that would be?”

“We could be like that blue chick or that girl with the robot arm,” Ruby added with a strained chuckle.

“Noel and Gaige? I do recall them… I bet things aren’t going well for them.” Twilight barely knew the two but she had heard of them from some notes she found, how the teen soldier was possibly still trapped in an Inn room with a horny squirrel girl and a cum hungry cat girl or the Vault Hunter trying to provide for the family she unintentionally started with her Siren girlfriend.

With determined eyes, Twilight rose her head up, her hooves slamming on the desk as a plan formulated in her head. “Ruby… I have a plan.”

“What’s that?” the huntress asked, sitting up from the bed.

“I’m going to try to teleport us to the cause of all our grief and frustrations, and try to save ourselves from this nightmare,” Twilight exclaimed with a triumphant smile, but it quickly faded as she sat back down. “Tomorrow, still need to charge my magic.”

Ruby nodded. “Okay then, see ya tomorrow?” She got up to leave, while annoyed that Twilight was going to waste her magic on not sending the huntress back to Remnant and forcing her to go another day with the worst hard on she’s ever experienced in her young life, at least the weird winged unicorn had a plan. Better than what Ruby could've come up with seeing as she had spend a mere two hours in Equestria with sex on the mind… Yang just had to be all lusty and sexy while drunk JUST before her baby sister was ripped from her dorm room and into a hallway in a stupidly large crystal castle.

~dood~[/hr]

The sun was setting on Limsa Lominsa, a robed figure heading to her room for the night after a long day of trying to get her Alexandrite and materia for a weapon that was vastly outclassed by something a goblin gave her. The Au Ru summoner flashed a smile as she took her black witch’s hat off and running her scaled grey hand through the thin magenta dreads, tipped with grey because she felt like it at the time. Even after all the time her crush spent in the lifestream, Y’shtola still shot the Au Ru’s advances down, leaving her with a unfortunate position. Well, she still had Pipsy and Huge, hopefully they were back from their expeditions. The grey-haired cat girl always had a golden tongue and the way the muscled Roegadyn’s pussy could clench up just before she climaxes, mastering both the bed and her master’s cock.

Opening the door, the summoner’s eyes went wide.

The floor was completely covered with clothing and armor, she recognized the Noct marauder armor that the Sea Wolf wore and the mining equipment that her Keeper of the Sun was given, but there was also a red cloak and black clothing on the floor as well, something she knew didn’t own or ever give to her retainers. Glancing up was what nearly shattered the poor summoner’s mind. Her retainers were having sex without her again, but not with each other, Pipsy was riding on the lap of some black haired girl that was clearly smaller than her while Huge as bent over the bed, pulling the bed sheets as a… a purple pony with wings and a horn, slammed into her hard.

The grey haired Miqo'te was clawing into the girl’s back, mewling and moaning like a back alley slut, urging her partner to fuck her harder. The red-tipped girl only giggled and bouncing the catwoman harder on her lap, her tail flailing wildly behind her. Being at the perfect height to do so, the mystery girl licked and sucked on Pipsy’s peach-coloured nipples while her arms held the Miqo’te tightly.

Never had the Au Ru seen Huge so… fragile before, squeaking like a teased lalafell as the pony-thing kept shoving what was essentially the size of the Summoner’s arm into her retainer’s pussy and repeating the process over and over again at a slightly less that brisk pace. The muscled flesh giving off a slight jiggle with every thrust the pony made.

“M-Ms. Pipsy, I’m gonna-” the girl moaned, nuzzling into the Keeper’s valley.

The Au Ru almost chuckled when Pipsy nearly jumped off of the girl’s prick and kneeled down, stroking the girl off while her mouth opened wide and eyes closed. The girl moaned and Pipsy laughed as she felt the strange teen’s cum spray all over her face, swallowing whatever she could.

The pony was clearly close behind, her thrusts becoming more aggressive, her hooves trying to keep their grip on Huge’s large ass. Unlike the girl, the pony didn’t warn her partner and let out a low moan, pressing her hips tightly against the Roegadyn. Huge let out a wail of delight, shivering as she felt every pulse from the pony cock force cum deep into her pussy. The Au Ru frowned at this, a little disheartened that the pony might have ruined Huge’s interest in her. “Sorry about that, it just felt…” the pony apologized, surprising the Au Ru with the knowledge that the purple stallion-mare was intelligent enough to speak.

“Could have at least warned me that your cannon packs as much of a punch as it looked,” Huge weakly chuckled, clearly tired from how her black hair clung to her face in post coitus.

At this time, both the pony and the girl noticed the Au Ru in the room and froze. The Au Ru tapped her boot against the ground and frowned at her trespassers. “Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?”

The girl felt the Miqo’te cuddle to her side, stroking her penis back to life before giving the Au Ru a nervous smile. “This is kind of more your fault than ours… if you think about it.”

While there were many things wrong with the girl’s statement. the summoner knew she was right and nodded before removing her own closing, revealing her scaled cock to the four occupants. “I suppose… so long as the pony just keeps fucking Huge’s pussy. I still need something tight to have sex with when the days get too long.”

The night went on as the three dickgirls( and mare) had their way with the Au Ru’s retainers. Pipsy forced to suck the huntress’ dick while the summoner forced her girth deep into her ass. True to the Au Ru’s word, Huge kept riding the Princess’ rod, still amazed by it’s girth and how it throbs against her walls as she watched Pipsy take it from both ends.

What the Roegadyn wasn’t prepared for was feeling being forced onto her hands and knees, the pony still thrusting into her pussy, but she could feel the black-headed girl force herself into Huge’s ass while the Au Ru presented her thick dragonic dick for some lip service. The huntress was clearly not expecting the giantess’s ass to be so tight, forcing her to give herself a few moments to get use to the pressure that surrounded her member, she might have been the smallest of the three but she still had a trick up her sleeve. Once she felt her member was able to move easier in the sea wolf’s anus, she used her semblance and began slamming into the battle hardened retainer at ten thrusts per second, nearly forcing Huge to choke on the Au Ru’s dick. The pony’s above average prick, combined with the girl’s ‘enthusiasm’ and speed quickly turned the poor woman into a orgasming mess of a marauder.

When Huge was resting, Pipsy would try to suck the three girls off, stroking the huntress and the pony off while deep throating her mistress. While all three still had a salty taste to them, there was another flavor that hide along the thickness that the Miqo’te found delectable. Her Mistress always having that delicious mint and chocolate after taste, the girl strangely had a strawberry taste to her cum, and the pony’s cum, strangely enough, was the least salty, as a fruit tang was the dominate whenever she ran her tongue along the pony’s sensitive flesh. While she prefered the taste of her mistress the most, the right amount of that natural ‘salty’ taste combined with her favorite snack. She won’t deny that the girl and the pony didn’t have their own addictive taste to themselves, making it only the more sweeter when all three of them came, covering her with their thick seed, her mouth trying to catch as much of the cum as possible, trying to satisfy her new friends until Huge was ready for another round with the pony. Until she felt both her mistress and the strange girl trying to enter her puss at the same time and forcing her to service the pony with her mouth.

Huge slowly came to, seeing her mistress’ back and a four pairs of legs around her while a pony stood on the other side, next to the bed, moaning and panting with need. She shifted a bit, her ass still sore from taking thirteen inches of pony flesh inside her pussy and the six inches rapidly hammering her rectum, to see Pipsy getting double stuffed by the girl and their boss while licking and rubbing the pony’s dick, moaning into the dark purple pillar of flesh while the other two dick girls tried to force themselves deeper with every thrust.

It was about that time, that Huge decided to sign off for the night… too tired to keep going. The floor felt rather nice right now, so she just let sleep take hold of her, listening to her partner moan and whimper while feminine grunts filled the room.

~dood~[/hr]

“I’m not promising you that my adventures won’t end,” Grizelda said, crossing her arms as she and her new friends sat down in the Drowning Wench. A pint of some weak ale placed before her while milk was placed for her red-cloaked ally and some apple juice was presented for her equine associate.

“Why not? I haven’t even started my thing yet,” Ruby whined, pouting in a way that made the summoner think she was a lalafell. “Is a small adventure about me having sex with the female members of my school really too hard to stop you from one day of adventuring?”

“Well, I’m getting closer to Azys Lla. I'm sure some focus will return to you two… eventually,” Grizelda muttered, scratching her horns a bit.

“Eventually isn’t good enough, I’m literally four chapters away from finally seeing my mentor and GODDESS OF THE SUN! That should trump your adventure and Ruby’s need to have sex with a bunch of school girls, one of which is her sister.”

“But… Yang has boobs, does your mentor have boobs?” Ruby quesitoned.

Twilight quivered a bit. “She does… but they’re by her crotch.”

“Well, while you try and hit on your mentor who is three times your size… I’m gonna get boobjobs and tongue tickles from my big sister,” Ruby said triumphantly, getting a few disturbed looks from other patrons.

“At the same time?” Twilight asked nervously. Ruby gave her a triumphant nod that demoralized the purple alicorn. “I want boobjobs and tongue tickles too.”

Grizelda shook her head and took a gulp of her drink. The sooner they leave and go back to their own worlds, the quickly she can go back to wasting the author’s time and distracting him from the stuff that matters.

Author's Note

Look what I finally shit out, dood. I'm really sorry you guys.

This chapter is pretty much my feelings on what had been going on lately between my inability to do things and my ability to want to do things. Also I was tired, dood. Because I wanted to sleep... I didn't edit this very well, so expect lots of mistakes, dood.

Good night and I hope you liked partial porn, dood!