Author's Note

A little something to prove that I... am still bashing my head against writing, dood.

Despite lots of things happening during this weekend, I'm gonna try and finished Day three (in all honesty, I really shouldn't have an excuse that it took me this long to finish a day, dood)

All I have left is Rainbow Dash and Day three is done, dood.

I hope you enjoy this super short thing that took me a hour to write, dood.

Third One Shot (Pony/No Clop) Misunderstandings

Rainbow Dash soared through the skies, the wind caressing her wings as she approached the library. She had mastered a new trick and needed an audience, who better than to ask Twilight and Applejack? She saw the apple farmer going to Twilight’s for some reason so she knew where to go.

She got a little confused to find that Twilight or Applejack were no where in the main floor to Twilight’s bedroom, but she can hear things clanging and talking in the basement. As she reached for the door, she began to hear Applejack’s voice from the other side.

“When does it say to stick it in?”

Rainbow stopped dead in her tracks, confused by Applejack’s choice of words.

“We need to apply a lubricant to it, I don’t think I picked that up, sorry.”

“Lubricant?” Rainbow uttered, her brow furrowing.

“Twilight, either we use water, you conjure something up, or Ahm gonna use spit.”

“I’ll just use magic, one second.”

“What the hay are they doing?” Rainbow asked, trying to peer under the door. She could only see her friend’s hooves, several books, and odd white cream.

“What’s wrong with a little spitshine?”

“It’s… unsanitary.”

“There’s goop all over it, a little spit won’t do nuthing to your knob.”

Rainbow stared at the door for a second before flying off to find a cup. Once found she pressed it to the door and her ear to the other side of it.

“This… is really tight, AJ.”

“Put some -hng- back bone into it, Twi. You’re almost there.”

“Is it supposed to be this hot?”

“Ah… dunno, Ah’ve never did this before.”

“Better than doing this alone, I guess.”

“Amen to that… landsakes this is hard.”

Rainbow’s face turned bright red, her mind putting the pieces together. “Is AJ and Twi… oh my gosh, I… when? How?” Rainbow began to pace in front of the door, trying to figure out when two of her best friends became an item.

“Ah! It’s tightening up!”

“Sorry, Ah… slipped up. Here,it’ll be easier if I lead.”

“O-okay.”

Rainbow mouthed off the word ‘What’, putting her makeshift listening device back up to hear more, her wings standing erect.

“See? Isn’t this easier?”

“Yeah… thanks AJ.”

“Heh, just don’t get comfy, doesn’t look like we’re even close to getting done.”

“Wait… did they just start?” Rainbow uttered quietly, her hind legs shuffling as she felt her nethers moisten and leak.

“Yeehaw! Now we’re getting somewhere!”

“Heh, yeah. now for the next step.”

“Leave it to Twilight to make a checklist on how to have sex,” Rainbow chuckled.

“Just go right here and I’ll get it ready.”

“COLD, COLD!”

“Sorry! it dripped out of my magic.”

“It’s alright, just… took me by surprise.”

“Are they really gonna...” Rainbow’s jaw dropped, eyes widened upon hearing what the next step entailed.

“There we go… all set.”

“You sure it’ll fit?”

“Well, it isn’t normally used for that, but I want to be thorough.”

“Okay… just be gentle.”

Rainbow searched for a way to see the action without letting them know she was watching. She checked under the door frame only to see the walkway leading to the stairs. She found no keyhole on the door, and there were no windows that lead into the library’s basement.

“Ah! Twilight!”

“It’s… it’s okay, AJ. Just relax. Boy, this is really tough.”

Rainbow took a deep breath, and opened the door a crack. Annoyed that she couldn’t see them from her vantage point. The sounds of two mares grunting filled the room. Rainbow quietly stepped in and kept low to the floor, trying to stay hidden while watching for her friends.

To her surprise, she found them.

Applejack and Twilight were messing with a large machine in the middle of the room, black oil everywhere around them. It appeared that the two mares were trying to push a rather stubborn piece of metal out of the machine. “Ya got it wedged in the wrong way. Pull out, Twi!”

“I’m trying, it won’t let go!” Twilight grunted, her magic and hooves working together to pull the source of her annoyance out.

“Seriously!” Rainbow shouted, catching the attention of both mares.

“Rainbow?” Twilight and Applejack said unison.

“I come here to show you two the greatest trick since the Sonic Rainboom and you two are trying to do Celestia knows what to this piece of junk?” Rainbow scolded, giving the machinery a kick, knocking the piece loose and next to Twilight.

“We’re cleaning the brainwave scanner but Spike isn’t here so I had to ask AJ to help me,” Twilight explained. “Why are you so annoyed by this?”

Rainbow’s rage halted, she could try and justify it but that would only leave her in a worse sate.

Applejack caught the scent of something in the air and scrunched her nose as she noticed a very faint clear puddle. “Rainbow… why is your tail dripping?”

“No reason… why do you ask?” Rainbow asked, sheepishly. Her tail pinned tightly to her body.

Twilight’s eyes widened when she realized what had happened. “Did you think we were…”

“No, why would you think that?” Rainbow chuckled nervously, slowly stepping towards the stairs.

“You stormed in here angry for a dumb reason, you are leaking vaginal fluids onto my floor, you smell like you’re in heat, and you are acting very nervous with a heavy blush. I’ve.. had my fair share of that around Cadance,” Twilight replied.

“Look, I’ll go and perfect my stunt, and when you two are done, you can… come to my field and I’ll show you… uh… my trick!”

“Okay.” AJ and Twilight said in unison, as a rainbow trail quickly fled the basement.

With a sigh, Applejack turned to Twilight and rolled her eyes. “Did that really turn you on?”

Twilight had a weak smile, trying to hide her erection. “It’s a biological reaction, I swear.”

“How long until we’re done this stupid thing?” Applejack asked sternly.

“Another three steps.”

“We finish those, and we’ll talk RD into a threesome, okay?” Applejack suggested.

Twilight’s face went bright red. “I-uh, Yeah, sure.”

~dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy strolled down the streets of Ponyville. She had just finished reading a mystery novel Twilight recommended her, the plot twists and conspiracy still racing through the timid mare’s mind.

She entered the tree home and found it strangely devoid of a certain purple unicorn. She placed the book on a nearby table and went to find her friend. “Twilight? Spike?”

She began to hear noises from the basement and pressed a ear to it.

“Landskaes, this is tight. How do you do this all the time?”

“It’s… usually an annoyance but- oh- it can get easier later.”

Fluttershy’s face turned redder than Big Mac’s coat and her wings shot erect to the sky. If she had heard correctly, then Applejack and Twilight are having sex with somepony.

“You alright, Rainbow?”

“Y-yeah, just keep going.”

Fluttershy’s jaw dropped. “Rainbow’s down there too? Oh my, oh my, ohmyohmyohmy. What do I do? Do I tell Rarity? Do I keep this to myself? Do I stop them? I should just leave… I should just leave and forget that three of my best friends are mating right now.”

Fluttershy turned to leave, when she felt a loud grunt. The poor pegasus didn’t make it to the front door before her ear returned to the basement.

“A little quick there, AJ?”

“Ah’ve never had this darned thing before.”

“Maybe Twi should give me one so I can show you how it’s done.”

“Heck no, you’re the nosy little mare that spied on me and Twilight earlier, so you are gonna get what’s coming to ya.”

Fluttershy’s jaw dropped. fearing that if she’s caught. She’ll be brought down to the basement and forced to have sex with Twilight and Applejack, a small voice in her head claiming that it would actually be the best thing for her.

“Rainbow, could you please-”

“AJ needs to learn how to use that and taking it will help her learn.”

“Ah think Ah took it enough, it’s you who needs to get stuffed more.”

“Come on girls, This is getting unbearable.”

“What? Oh right, need more of me, Twi?”

“Betcha can’t even take that right.”

“I took you alright, didn’t I?”

“I had this thing for ten minutes, Twilight’s been equipped for a year, she’s been using it more.”

Fluttershy couldn’t take it anymore, she fainted, unable to take the possibility that there might be more to Twilight than previously known.

“Hi Fluttershy!” Pinkie exclaimed, bouncing into the library.

“Girls! We can decide who can take my dick the best later. For now we need to fix this stupid thing!”

“Bye Fluttershy!” Pinkie exclaimed, bouncing out of the library.