Author's Note

Sorry if this is a short chapter... and lame, dood.

I read a non-pony porn fic about a plumber chick banging a client, so I revered the roles slightly, dood. The thing that made me REALLY want to do this was the dumb joke at the end of this fic. Keep in mind that the ending went through three versions, dood.

I hope you liked this minor distraction, dood. I'm kinda kicking myself over it since I should be working on something more important, dood.

I wrote this in an hour and looked it over for an hour, dood (EDIT: I fudged up the last line... changed it so that it's correct, dood)

Fifth One-Shot(Pony/Explicit): Plumbing

Another peaceful day at Ponyville, Twilight was currently waiting for a plumber to fix the drain in the kitchen, it’s been acting up lately. Which was a shame as Twilight had finally listened to Rarity’s advice and wore a skirt that had difficulties going over her flanks and a tight purple sweatervest and white blouse, complete with a red tie. A knock at the door taking Twilight’s attention.

In front of her was an orange mare wearing a brown stetson, as well as a blue one-piece jumper that well defined the earth mare’s figure, a tool belt wrapped around her midsection and a tool kit on her back. “Howdy ma’am. Ah’m the plumber ya called to fix the… pipes.”

“Wow, you mares at… uh, ‘Rod Masters’ sure are quick to serve,” Twilight said with a anxious blush.

“Heh, yeah. Name’s Applejack, could ya show me to the… trouble?” Applejack asked with half lidded eyes.

“Right this way, it sure is a doozy of a problem, Miss Applejack. And It’s Twilight by the way,” Twilight giggled, leading Applejack to the library kitchen.

Applejack rested her tool box next to the sink cupboard, put some rubber gloves, and peered in. She grabbed a wrench from her toolbox and peered under the sink, opening the pipe and look into it to search for a possible clog. Meanwhile, Twilight was treated to an excellent view of Applejack’s ass, shaking seductively in her face.

“Find it yet?” Twilight asked, resisting the urge to smack the plumber’s ass with a hoof.

“Strange, ya sure it’s this pipe? Ah don’t see any clogs,” Applejack uttered, putting the pipe back together. She turned back to see a rather noticeable pipe jutting from underneath Twilight’s skirt. “That looks like it’s definitely backed up,” she said, licking her lips.

“Huh, oh! Yeah! It’s been acting up all morning,” Twilight giggled, her face beet red as Applejack got a closer look at her ‘pipe’.

“Weird thing, ain’t it? It’s so big but the hole is so small, no wonder it’s all clogged,” Applejack cooed, letting Twilight remove her gloves with magic before touching with with her bare hooves.

“What do you recommend?” Twilight said with a nervous smile.

“Well, Ah’m going to have to suck it out, the old fashion way,” Applejack declared, stroking the purple pipe with her hooves, giving the exit a light lick. She peered behind it to see a large sack dangling beneath Twilight. “That doesn’t look good.”

“What doesn’t? What’s wrong,” Twilight asked in false concern.

“This right here,” Applejack giggled, tapping Twilight’s sack, feeling it rest in her hooves. “Is your clog storage-thingie, it needs to get emptied pronto. Goodness knows what’ll happen if it builds up too much.”

“I don’t want anything bad to happen, do whatever you think can help,” Twilight said, shivering as Applejack licked up the side of her shaft.

“Don’t worry Miss Twilight, I’m a professional,” Applejack cooed, taking one of Twilight’s balls into her mouth, rolling it along her tongue.

“It’ll… be an honour to see a professional at work,” Twilight whimpered, leaning back against the table and letting Applejack do her job.

“Tastiest clog Ah’ve tasted… and in this business you get some pretty bad stuff just find it’s way in your mouth,” Applejack cooed, trailing her tongue back up to the tip. “Smells purdy nice too.”

“Thanks, I try to ensure that my… rod is clean and tidy… never know when someone needs to… inspect it,” Twilight said with a deep blush.

“And Ah thank ya for that,” Applejack giggled, opening her mouth wide to take the heavy rod into her mouth. Twilight’s eyes rolling back from the sensation of a hot mouth wrapped around her pipe.

“Oh goodness… that’s some… good work,” Twilight moaned, bucking her hips lightly into Applejack’s face. The earth mare smiled and took as much of the shaft as she could, her hooves playing with Twilight’s balls and hidden vagina. “If you keep this up -oh- the pipe will be fixed… in no time.”

Applejack grinned around Twilight and starting bobbing her head faster, her tongue trailing and lapping up as much of the purple rod as possible. Gazing up to the purple unicorn writhing above her.

Twilight bit her lips, her shaft was flaring wider inside Applejack. Ready to fill her plumber with gooey cum. Her balls tapping Applejack’s chin with every thrust. The ‘clog’ tightening up and ready to unleash itself.

“Oh, I’m cumming!” Twilight screamed, her cock flaring and firing it’s load down Applejack’s gullet.The orange mare pulling back until only the head remained and greedily swallowed the unicorn’s sperm. “Goodness… That was… really good work,” Twilight sighed, falling to floor.

“Damn, Twi. That was some clog,” Applejack moaned, licking up the excess cream. She glanced back to the hard rod rising from Twilight’s loins and smiled. “Looks like it’s still backed up.”

Twilight glanced down and smiled, raising her hooves in false horror. “Oh no! Is there any way you can help me? I don’t want to be clogged forever!”

“There is only one thing left to do, ma’am,” Applejack stated, using her hooves to unzip her jumper all the way down to the crotch, managing to slip it under the belt. Once undone, she opened the it more to let a portion of her glistening pussy into view. “This here… is a clog pumper. Scientifically designed to suck all clogs out of any pipes, especially pipes like these.”

“Ooo, looks so… beautiful,” Twilight gushed, marveling at the sweat covered fur of the orange plumber, licking her lips once she reached the needy pussy that half hid behind the jumper. “I dunno if the pipe can fit in that small space.”

“That’s the beauty of it, it stretches… and constricts around pipes and milks them until there’s nothing left,” Applejack cooed, turning around and raising her tail, revealing more zipper to go.

Twilight gasped in faux surprise, walking over and giving Applejack a playful slap on the rear. She leaned her head closer, taking in the scent of apples, grass, and sweat, before taking the zipper with her teeth and finishing it’s journey.

Admiring her work, Twilight gazed upon Applejack’s needy marehood, begging for her to fill it. “This will help with the clog, Miss Jack?”

“Darn tootin, and if it doesn’t the first time… then you’ll have to keep pumping until ya do,” Applejack teased, shaking her rump enticingly.

With a curious grin, Twilight mounted Applejack and pushed her dick past the orange lips. The Plumber moaning from the sudden insertion, the purple cock filling her pussy quickly and feeling the heat radiating from it.

“Wow… you’re-gah- right. It’s really…. snug and… it’s squeezing me,” Twilight grunted, pumping her hips much faster. Her breath brushing against the back of Applejack’s neck.

“T-That there… is good at what… it does,” Applejack moaned, backing her rump in time with Twilight’s movements. Her body molding itself around the purple flesh pipe. “Don’t be-oh- afraid to get rougher. Ah’m- sweet Celestia- made of sterner stuff, Twilight.”

Smirking, Twilight rubbed her cheek against Applejack’s neck. Her hips pounding harder into the orange mare’s backside, the medial ring sliding out of the tight quim and tickling the exposed clit with every thrust.

“Miss… Jack, your clog pump feels wonderful! I can feel it wringing it dry!” Twilight moaned, gasping as she put as much effort as possible into rutting the plumber mare.

“Gah, j-just rut me, Twi. It feels so good, buck me!” Applejack moaned, her front collapsing onto the kitchen floor, her body moving with the flow of her mate’s motions.

Twilight nuzzled the back of Applejack’s head. Her body tensing in preparation of her climax, the mare beneath her felt taut like a bow string, the blonde tail flailing wildly between their bodies. The orange mare’s pussy becoming tighter, trying to restrict Twilight’s movements and suck her cum out.

Applejack’s eyes burst open wide when she felt the first heavy shot of Twilight’s cum splashing inside her. Her body shivering from each load coating her walls, her body eagerly sucking more of the unicorn’s seed into her womb. Applejack’s body collapsed and her mind went blank when she felt Twilight’s teeth lightly teased her right ear, it didn’t take long to force her to join the unicorn in bliss.

Both ponies collapsed on the floor, Twilight holding Applejack tightly as they enjoyed the afterglow. Applejack could feel the unicorn’s shaft deflating, her cum slowly seeping out and onto the floor. “Awesome as always, sugarcube.”

“I think this is my favorite role-play,” Twilight cooed, nuzzling Applejack.

Applejack quirked a brow, lazily turning her head to the librarian. “Better than the School Teacher and Student thing?”

“Even better than that ‘stud’ role play you had me do with some of other farm mares,” Twilight sighed. “You really look good in a one-piece jumper.”

“Ya think so?” Applejack chuckled, snuggling up to Twilight’s front. “It’s no surprise that you pull the whole ‘teacher’ and ‘librarian’ really good. Don’t get me started on the ‘student with a surprise’ thing.”

“I dunno why you like that, you know full well that I have a penis,” Twilight frowned slightly, confused by Applejack’s interests.

“It’s like being a filly on Hearth’s Warming Day,” Applejack exclaimed. “It’s the build up and the awe of getting something you always wanted.”

“You always wanted my penis?” Twilight teased.

“Darn tootin’,” Applejack giggled, the unicorn joining in the mirth.

Another knock at the door took Twilight and Applejack’s attention. Confused by the disturbance, Twilight covered herself up the best she could and opened the door. Before her was Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, both of their manes bellowing in the wind, in Pinkie's hooves was a book with Celestia’s Cutie Mark on it. “HI! We're Celestia’s Witnesses, may you cum in?” Pinkie exclaimed with a wide grin, Fluttershy matching her comrade's expression.