Lightning Dust watched from her perch in the trees, a lone traveler walked through her forest. Her dark green leather armor clung tightly to her body but exposed her midriff to the air, her short orange hair fluttering in the breeze. Her knives strapped to her boots, hips, and back for easy access to any situation.

The traveler herself was a wearing a brown cloak that covered her whole body. In fact, Lightning wouldn’t have know the person was female if it weren’t for the one time her hood fell off to reveal long purple hair with blue and pink stripes and a cute, yet nervous face. While the spear took her by surprise, she knew that the girl was a mage from the dark purple robes hiding beneath the cloak, probably an important chick from the city.

All Lightning saw was a walking coin purse. She ran and jumped from branch to branch, keeping the traveler in her sight while also making sure that her latest victim doesn’t see her.

The girl was looking around nervously, hoping that no one was following her. A shame she never thought to look up, she would have spotted a glimpse of green and yellow darting between the trees.

Lightning followed her until she stopped to make camp. The blonde bandit watched the spellcaster start a fire with her magic before pulling out some vegetables and a stew pot out from her robes. It was her chance to rob this poor sucker. She took out a knife and aimed for the pot.

Twilight was a worried wreck the entire time, she felt like someone was watching her. She conjured some ice in the pot and levitated it over the fire while preparing her vegetables. She jumped when a knife slammed into her pot, knocking it out of her grasp. She quickly spun to see a green clad figure dropping onto her, her foot landing into the poor mage’s face as she was sent flying into a nearby tree.

Lightning Dust looked up to see her target knocked unconscious, lying against the tree. She smirked as she proudly walked up to her prey and tied the mage’s arms behind the tree before going through the sole satchel hanging from her waist.

A small collection of books, enough magic-looking reagents to help start an Apothecary, a few dull gems, and a dragon egg shell. Lightning Dust was amazed to find so much in such a small purse, but after fitting her entire arm into the hand sized pouch, she managed to fish out the caster’s coin purse.

With a wide smile, she opened it and turned it upside down to see… three small bits dropping from the opening of the purse, clattering on the dirt. “Seriously? Only three damn bits?” Lightning snarled, throwing the empty purse at her victim’s face.

Three bits and a bunch of stuff to pawn, Lightning grunted in annoyance as she tucked everything back into the pouch she found it all in, even stuffing the spear into the small space.

She looked over the mage and began feeling her body in case she missed something. Her hand traced over the groin and felt something that confused her. She took out a knife and cut a hole in the purple robes, around the crotch and torn it apart to find a pair of silk panties and a noticeable bulge coming from it.

With a smirk, Lightning tore the panties off and saw the mage’s limp member lying above what appeared to be the unconscious girl’s pussy. A small patch of purple hair just above the member, almost acting like an arrow to the cute member. She licked her lips and wrapped her hand around the mage’s dick and slowly began to stroke it.

"Uhh, Fluttershy? Could you do something to stop this?"

The trees told the druidess, Fluttershy, that there were intruders in the forest. The young woman swiftly walked, listening to the forest guide her to those that would harm nature. The pinkette wore bark on her arms, shoulders, and chest but ivy and moss was used as a makeshift robes, dragging along the ground as she walked. On her head was a garland of flowers and thorns, while it looked uncomfortable, it was rather pleasant. Her oak staff, decorated with roses, violets, and daisies, was held onto her back by thick roots that came from her bark armor, Fluttershy’s most cherished possession.

She stopped when the scent of fire filled her lungs, the idea of someone starting a fire in these woods infuriated the druidess. Making her more focused on finding the fools responsible for this.

Following the scent she heard some rustling nearby and went to investigate it, her face going red when she found the enemies of the forest.

A woman clad in green was bobbing her head over the very big penis of the panting purple-headed mage, her mouth was covered by a purple fabric.

“Aww, I like it when my mares scream.”

“You too, Fluttershy?”

Fluttershy swallowed her breath and approached them. The bandit was too focused on swallowing the mage’s turgid meat to notice the roots holding her body still that when she felt their grip, it was too late. She was now- um, permanently stuck between the Druidess’ roots and the Mage’s crotch.

“Umm… you both are- uh, trespassing in my forest, and starting this fire. For that… you must be punished, please,” Fluttershy said proudly, slamming her oak staff into the ground, branches and roots tangling around and capturing both them.

Lightning managed to wedge her head away from the mage’s dick to speak. “The mage started the fire, why not punish her.”

The druidess turned to to the cowering dickgirl, watching her shudder in fear while her dick stood proudly from her crotch, dripping in the bandit’s saliva and her own sweet smelling pre-cum.

“Now hold on just ten seconds!”

~dood~[/hr]

Braeburn crossed his forelegs in annoyance, glaring at Fluttershy and Lightning Dust.

Twilight had been organizing a game night of Castles and Nightmares at her castle. Fluttershy seeing it as a way to escape her shell and be the hero she always imagined Rainbow Dash could be like. Braeburn joined the game because his old group of friends that played had moved to the opposite side of Equestria, and since Ponyville was much closer and had train access, he was happy to join the Princess of Friendship. Lightning Dust didn’t look it but the idea of fantasy did actually intrigue her, but also thought that she’d be doing the nerds a favor by giving them some eye candy to look at. Lyra joined because Twilight was forced to promise the inclusion of humans.

But right now, after Lightning Dust found out that the royal Princess had a penis, she decided to tease the purple alicorn by purposely trying to start up a sexual encounter between Twilight’s mage and her bandit. Lyra shook her head disapprovingly from behind her ‘Castle Master’ guides while Braeburn was irritated by the green pegasus’ antics. “This is the third time you tried to rape Twilight. How many times do I have to make it rain frogs, Lightning?” Lyra questioned.

“I wanted to see the look on her face, and Fluttershy stopped me this time,” Lightning shrugged.

“I’m sorry, I- my character is very driven to nature’s defense, so I had to stop the fire Twilight made and both of you being there offended the trees,” Fluttershy whimpered, giving her fellow pegasus a nervous smile.

Braeburn turned to Twilight, who hid under the table. “Apologize to the Princess, she’s blushing harder than a filly during the Bucking Bronco Rodeo event. Stay civil and try to keep your metaphorical hooves to yourself, please?”

“Fine, so Fluttershy was staring at Twilight’s junk?” Lightning asked, looking over her sheets.

“Actually, I wanted to ask,” Lyra interrupted before turning to the timid caretaker. “Were you… going to join Lightning Dust in… sexing up Twilight’s character?”

“I-well, I wasn’t-... Yes, I was. I’m sorry Twilight,” Fluttershy uttered, blushing harder than Twilight was earlier.

“Alright!” Lyra announced with her hooves up. “It starts raining frogs again! Roll for safety!”

All the ponies roll. Braeburn got a 18, Twilight rolled a 14, Lightning Dust rolled a 2, and Fluttershy rolled a 20. Lyra’s CM roll was 17. “Okay, Fluttershy and Braeburn are both safe, Twilight and Lightning Dust take two damage each,” Lyra said. “Also, Braeburn. Some of the frogs around you specifically... had coins in their mouths.”

“Sweeet!” Braeburn said happily.

Lyra then turned to Lightning dust “You lost three of your daggers from thieving frogs.”

“Celestia darn it, not again” Lightning muttered bitterly.

“Twilight, all the things Lightning stole from you are returned to you,” Lyra read out.

“Yes! Some of those reagents were really expensive,” Twilight said with a happy sigh.

“And Fluttershy…” Lyra said, looking through her notes. “A magic frog lands on your lap and says he’ll grant you a wish for catching him.”

All eyes turned to Fluttershy, curious as to what she’ll wish for.

The buttermilk pegasus shook nervously. She shrunk into her seat but then a thought occurred to her. She wasn’t Fluttershy the shy doormat of Ponyville, she was Fluttershy the druidess of the Everfree forest, nature was hers to bend and it was her duty to protect it, she was a proud druid and nothing was going to stop her.

“So?” Lightning Dust asked, reclining back on her chair.

“I wish for Twilight to turn into my dryad servant!” Fluttershy exclaimed, blushing hard and covering her mouth.

Everyone sat in silence until Twilight stood up. “Let’s call it for the night and pick it back up at Fluttershy’s REAL wish next time.” Braeburn and Lyra both nodded in agreement.

Author's Note

This is a chapter I wrote because I felt like it and kinda wanted to avoid writing a sex scene between Shining and Cadance for some reason... also to let everyone that follows Twilight's Misadventures and Apologies to the Readers to know that Horsecocked won the poll. Expect your Horse-cock Twilight in EQG land after the Cadance chapter, dood.

Also... is it weird that I want and don't want to continue the story of Mage Twilight and Bandit Lightning Dust exploring the fantasy world of Equestria that isn't just a D&D knock off as I lamed it out as, dood?