Colors Of Freedom And Justice!

by Rainbow_Ware_20

Rating: everyone
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Length: 371

Rainbow Dash Gets Accused For Something She Didn't Do, Resulting In All The Pegasuses Being Kicked Out Of Equestria!

Rainbow Dash Gets Accused For Something She Didn't Do, Resulting In All The Pegasuses Being Kicked Out Of Equestria! They all decide to a large city in California! Rainbow Dash is forced to live with Sibsy and someone who she doesn't know named Jamal!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-14 02:53:54 UTC

Chapter #1

Rainbow Dash was at a Pegasus only party in Cloudsdale. They were having a good time, until Wildfire puts down her “Santa’s Butt” beer, stands up on a table, and says, “Does anybody in this damn bar wanna fight me?”

Everybody in the bar froze. The bartender had a strange look on her face. She said, “There’s a big fierce gorilla in the bathroom who loves to get into fights.”

Wildfire goes to the bathroom, slips on a “The Dogfather” beer, and lands on the floor. She gets back up and walks into the bathroom. She slams the door wide open and sees a black guy taking a shit in the urinal. (Don’t ask me how he got here.) Wildfire walks up to the black guy and beats the living shit out of him. After beating him up, Wildfire walks out of the bar and says, “Damn! That’s one weak gorilla if you ask me!”

Crimson Punch peeks through the window and sees the black man getting beaten up. It turns out that the black man was Crimson Punch’s friend. She runs to Princess Celestia and tells on them! Princess Celestia gets angry that the black guy got beat up at the party because Crimson Punch told her that the black guy was Obama. She goes to the bar and says, “You are all banned from Equestria forever!”

Rainbow Dash takes a drink from a "Raging Bitch" beer, walks up to Princess Celestia, looks at her straight in the eyes, and says, “Why the fuck are you banning us, bitch?” Princess Celestia replies with, “Oh, because I feel like it!”

Rainbow Dash says, “Fuck this shit!” Princess Celestia orders all the Pegasuses to move out of Equestria and never come back. After all the Pegasuses pack their luggage, they get out a hat and put the names of locations in the hat. They randomly pick a name out and California happened to be the name they picked out.

To make a long story short, Cloudchaser and Flitter now live with Spingebill, Rickpat, Squishward, and Moar Krabs. Derpy Hooves now lives with Obama. Rainbow Dash, Wildfire, and Fluttershy now live with Jamal, a guy that they don’t even know.