"This is strange... My tests have uncovered that these changelings aren't loyal to Queen Chrysalis... Just some changeling named 'Kalakadingdong', and their language is an old one, called 'G3.5'... Nopony likes it at all but these changelings only speak that specific language..." Twilight Sparkle drones on and on in a language Taki doesn't understand, but the lizard biped seems to also understand it.
"Sooo... The TL;DR for this is that we can't talk to them?" Spike asks Twilight who looks at Spike and responds with a quick yes before turning back to the changeling.
"Icka oklul? (Where's the prostitute corner?)" Twilight asks Taki, hoping it means what she thinks it means. Taki gives Twilight a 'wtf' look and then Twilight realises what she just said then blushes and laughs.
"Well, what did you say?" Rarity asks Twilight.
"Where's the prostitute corner." Answers Twilight then Rarity and Spike burst out laughing and start rolling around on the floor in their laughter.
"Makata kitick! (Shut the fuck up!)" Taki shouts at Rarity and Spike who get up and look directly at Taki, look back at each other and continue laughing.
"Your face... It looks so hilarious!" Rarity declares, and then Twilight looks at the changeling, then falls on the floor laughing and rolling around.
"Kalakadingdong miki en Taki lusuku... (These fucking idiots embarrass me and Kalakadingdong.)" Taki mutters to herself, knowing that this strange changeling tribe is going to include shenanigans and designs a plan so stupid it might just work... And then Twilight who is now drunk for some reason drunkly tells Spike:
"You know what I did today? I did a science!"

And with that, Taki walks out the door and breathes a sigh of relief that she's out of that hellhole and applies her usual disguise, a white coated pony with a red mane with pink stripes through it and a cutie mark consisting of two crossed spears.

Author's Note

Still drunk not sure how I'm writing this but woooo I'm good at this shit excuse me I gotta go throw up