The Trits Tribe

by Lord Faggot

Rating: teen
Tags: Maud Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Changelings, Spike, Comedy, Rarity, Random, Adventure
Length: 1161

When Spike falls over a small pebble and finds a hidden tribe of changelings stuff happens.

Spike falls over a pebble and discovers a hidden tribe of changelings. Good job Spike...
But who's the one being congratulated? Maybe the pebble... Maybe Rarity... Maybe Spike...

Written entirely on phone, first two chapters done whilst intoxicated (drunk).

I will never delete this story. For it is love, and life.

Published 2014-08-14 13:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-14 13:50:03 UTC

I did a science!

"This is strange... My tests have uncovered that these changelings aren't loyal to Queen Chrysalis... Just some changeling named 'Kalakadingdong', and their language is an old one, called 'G3.5'... Nopony likes it at all but these changelings only speak that specific language..." Twilight Sparkle drones on and on in a language Taki doesn't understand, but the lizard biped seems to also understand it.
"Sooo... The TL;DR for this is that we can't talk to them?" Spike asks Twilight who looks at Spike and responds with a quick yes before turning back to the changeling.
"Icka oklul? (Where's the prostitute corner?)" Twilight asks Taki, hoping it means what she thinks it means. Taki gives Twilight a 'wtf' look and then Twilight realises what she just said then blushes and laughs.
"Well, what did you say?" Rarity asks Twilight.
"Where's the prostitute corner." Answers Twilight then Rarity and Spike burst out laughing and start rolling around on the floor in their laughter.
"Makata kitick! (Shut the fuck up!)" Taki shouts at Rarity and Spike who get up and look directly at Taki, look back at each other and continue laughing.
"Your face... It looks so hilarious!" Rarity declares, and then Twilight looks at the changeling, then falls on the floor laughing and rolling around.
"Kalakadingdong miki en Taki lusuku... (These fucking idiots embarrass me and Kalakadingdong.)" Taki mutters to herself, knowing that this strange changeling tribe is going to include shenanigans and designs a plan so stupid it might just work... And then Twilight who is now drunk for some reason drunkly tells Spike:
"You know what I did today? I did a science!"

And with that, Taki walks out the door and breathes a sigh of relief that she's out of that hellhole and applies her usual disguise, a white coated pony with a red mane with pink stripes through it and a cutie mark consisting of two crossed spears.

Author's Note

Still drunk not sure how I'm writing this but woooo I'm good at this shit excuse me I gotta go throw up

To adventure!

Rarity and Spike were in a jungle for some reason...
"Spiiiike! Dig here!" Rarity commands Spike. But what are they digging? Let's find out. Spike appears to be pulling something out the ground... It's a bunch of gems. That's it. Now they're walking towards a cave for some reason... Let's continue following them then.
"Rarity, what do we neeWOAH!" Spike stops just before falling off the side of the cliff.
"Do watch out, dear." Rarity tells Spike who breathes a sigh of relief. Rarity walks past a small pebble, whilst Spike...

"W-w-woaaaaaah!" Spike trips over the pebble like a little idiot. The drake rolls down the cliff and continues rolling until eventually he stops.
"Where did I just roll?" Spike asks and looks around, seeing some wooden huts and five of the same exact pony sitting around a fire, looking amazed like it's their first time seeing fire. Then the second one around the fire from the left spots him and says something to the others in a language he can't understand and then they slowly walk towards the little mud covered dragon looking more amazed than when they were looking at the fire.
"What are you doing...?" Spike asks the five ponies who step back a bit after hearing the words.
"Kliktick kakaka..." One of the ponies mutters to another.
"Uhhhh... What?" Spike continues to ask questions to the five strange ponies but they just wouldn't understand normal Equestrian language. But then green fire surrounded the five ponies and then they were revealed to be changelings!
"Ch-ch-ch-changelings!" Spike shouts, and then Rarity appears behind him with a gem shaped like a knife.
"Stay away from my Spikey-Wikey!" Demands Rarity, and then the changelings take more steps backs... And then gallop off into the jungle.
"Well now that's over with...," Rarity places the gem onto the pile of gems that Spike dropped whilst rolling down the hill, "you can pick those back up and let's get going back home!" Rarity says to Spike and then they start walking back to Ponyville.

Author's Note

I had no inspiration just imagination wooo I'm so fucking drunk yeah bitches

Four Accounts

Taki was in her disguise, she learned the Equestrian language and her disguise's name was 'Colour Mash' due to the fact she was good at drawing and painting which is weird since her cutie mark is two spears crossed over each other. Anyways, let's follow Maud this chapter! Y'know, because of a pebble and.. Never mind.

"Oh, Rocky. Listen. I know this will be hard for you to hear but I'm breaking up with you. There's a new rock on my mind. His name is Pebble." Maud says to Rocky in her usual monotone voice.
"Don't cry... It's not you. It's me..." Maud slowly trots to the door and when out, gallops towards the train station. When Maud gets to the train station, she buys a ticket, enters the train to Ponyville and dozes off.

Over to Pebbly.
"But he's just a tiny rock! Don't congratulate me, wait no, DO congratulate me, DON'T congratulate the rock!" Spike tries to persuade the reporters and journalists that the pebble had nothing to do with the tribe being found and that he could do it himself.
"I believe you buddy...," Spike turns around to see a little filly, "... Not!" The little filly laughs and goes back into the crowd recording and asking Pebbly questions until Maud runs in and holds Pebbly in the air.
"I found you, my love. Now I can be with you forever..." Maud declares in her monotone voice and then all the reporters and journalists gasp in surprise and start asking Maud questions whilst still recording.
"Oh come on, I deserve to be celebrated! I found it! Please?" Spike starts to beg for the attention of them but they won't look at him. Eventually Spike falls down to just jumping in front of the camera and begging until he's pushed out the way. Then Rarity levitates him off of the ground and into the boutique.
"Spike! What were you doing out there!? You could've gotten hurt! Or worse...," Rarity holds Spike near to her, "covered in dust and dirt..." Rarity drops him on to the floor. Spike then burps out a letter from Celestia.
"Well, I'm not Twilight but it can't hurt to read it... Besides, must be important..." Rarity levitates the letter in front of her and begins to read.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I know you're worried about the changelings that that pebble found, you don't have to worry. If they're not loyal to Chrysalis, which they're not as your tests prove, they'll be fine. But seeing as one escaped... You better go find it!

Your mentor,

Princess Celestia

"Looks like we're going on a changeling hunt!" Spike announces.
"Alright then." Rarity responds.