Me In Equestria!

Chapters

Welcome to Equestria!
Making Friends
A Crusade and an Accidental meal
A Lecture and Formal Attire
From Training to Dating
A new Friend, Job, and Bed.
Magic Problems and Being Eaten By a Rainbow

Welcome to Equestria!

I woke up one Saturday morning; I went downstairs, ate some breakfast. You know normal stuff. Then I turned on the TV to watch my favorite show ever, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! I have loved this show ever since seeing vore pictures of it on Deviantart. I watched the first few episodes on Netflix, and fell instantly in love. And right from the start, I loved all of the characters, but my favorite was Rainbow dash. She was so cool! She pulled off so many awesome tricks, and see was loyalty; a famous virtue of mine. But I also loved Generosity, Honesty, Laughter, kindness, and magic. I always loved to write fan fiction where Rainbow dash and other ponies were vore predators. I even wrote one story that was good on Deviantart but fell flat on FIMFiction. I still don’t know why. I even created an OC Named “Controller Skies”. My life was great too! I was a straight A student so far. I always had 3 meals each day, all of which were great, and I loved apples, another thing me and the ponies had in common. I was well fed, well clothed, and kind of spoiled. I have so many video games, that I barely know what to play when to play it! But the one thing that keeps me going is the show.

The color, the designs, the art style, everything about the show was awesome! Rainbow dash really stood out to me, her sheer awesomeness just does me in! And little did I know, I was going to meet her soon, along with everypony else. I have always dreamed of going to Equestria since the first moment I watched the show. The next day, I watched the show again, but when I hit that play button, everything around me froze. There was silence, and the video wouldn’t start. Instead, the screen went white and asked me a question in black text. It said, “Want to have all of your dreams come true?” I obviously replied yes, and instantly, everything around me turned white and disappeared, the white light from the screen shined so brightly, I though I was in heaven, next thing I knew, I blacked out, and nothing seemed to happen.

“Ugh, what the hay happened?” I asked myself, but as I lifted my hand to hold my head, I didn’t see my hand, instead, I saw a Green hoof and leg. “Agh!” I shouted. At this time I had no idea what was going on. But then I looked at my hoof again, and touched my head. Instead of my flat smooth forehead, I felt something rough and bumpy. I stood up, but I was on all fours, and I had hooves! “Holy Bucking Celestia!” I shouted with my average ponyfied language. Yes, I was so obsessed with the show that I literally spoke pony, which-little did I know- was going to help me fit in later. I looked at my back, and I had wings. The hooves plus the wings plus the horn meant, “I’m a Bucking Alicorn!” I shouted with excitement. I was increasingly joyful the more I thought about it. It was amazing; I’ve never felt so happy since I watched the show for the first time! But then I stopped and thought for a moment, “Wait, if I am an Alicorn, then I must have somehow become one trough transformation. I would only transform if…” I gasped, “I passed through to the world of Equestria! Yeah!” but it wasn’t nearly as exciting when I looked around, because I saw nothing. Not ponies, not pony-made buildings, just trees, and darkness, and I was somehow in a cave. “Where am I!?” I asked myself. There was obviously no answer; I was alone in Equestria, with nopony to turn to. I was lost, completely unfamiliar with my surroundings. “So much for Equestria” I said. I was still looking around but never saw anything that helped. I figured I must be in the Everfree Forest, but I wasn’t, at least I didn’t think so. I don’t know where I was, but wherever it was, I was cold, tired, hungry, and desperate for a friend.

“Dang it!” I shouted, “Why is this happening to me!?” Then, I heard something. It was a joyful sound, I heard, Laughter, and I heard… Bouncing? Then I saw Pinkie Pie! Celestia must have answered my prayers, because Pinkie Pie was always open to meeting a new friend. My pain was lifted and I formulated a sentence and shouted to her saying, “Hey! Pinkie Pie! Over here!” She didn’t seem to hear me so I tried again, “Pinkie Pie, I need help, come here! Please!” Still she didn’t notice me, so, with a scowl on my face, I somehow used magic with my horn and used it to levitate a rock that was now surrounded with a green aura and I threw it at Pinkie pie’s head. Then I heard a solid Bonk on her head, she looked in my direction and I said, “What does it take to get your bucking attention for Celestia’s sakes!” Then she bounced towards me and said, “Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie! I was just having fun bouncing around and then you threw a rock at me, then I saw you, and now I am introducing myself to you! Yay!” I facehoofed myself in response to this ridiculous pony. I knew she was annoying, I just figured it would be less painful in person. But no, it was more painful then on the show, because at least on the show, she wasn’t talking to me.

“Darn it Pinkie, just talk normal for 5 seconds!”

“Sorry Greenie!”

“Don’t call me that!”

“Call you what?”

“Greenie! Just because I am a green pony doesn’t mean my name is Greenie!”

“What’s your name then?”

“My name is… Uh… Do you have a mirror?”

“What kind of name is ‘Do you have a mirror’?”

“No, I need to see myself! Do you have a mirror!?”

“Of course Silly!”

She brought out a mirror from hammerspace and I saw myself, I was my OC! Then Pinkie Pie asked, “What is your name then silly!?” I stood in wonder and amazement of how accurate Equestria got my OC’s look, but then I snapped out of the daze and replied, “My name is Controller Skies!” Then I smiled.

“Nice to meet you Controller Skies, are you new here?”

“Yes, I just got here actually, where is here anyway?”

“I don’t know; some forest I think.”

I facehoofed, “Thanks for the information you ditz.”

“I’m not a ditz, Ditzy Doo is the Ditz!”

“Pinkie, you’re a moron!”

“I know!” All I could do was stand there in shock at how stupid Pinkie pie was being. I was so amazed at how stupid one pony can really be. All I could say in response was, “Wow, Pinkie. Just Wow.” Then Pinkie said, “Do you know how to get to Ponyville from here?”

“Ponyville? As in the Ponyville?”

“Well duh! What other Ponyville is there?”

Then she smiled. I was so happy, I was really in Equestria! Me, in Equestria! I’ve never felt so happy in my entire life! Such joy was rushing through my blood veins at this time; I’ve never felt so alive! I was thinking about how much fun I could have with everypony. Reading and studying magic with Twilight Sparkle, planning parties with Pinkie Pie, Making or requesting dresses from Rarity, helping Fluttershy take care of her animals, bucking apples with Applejack and farming with her, and best of all, flying with my number one favorite pony ever, Rainbow Dash! I was so lost in thought that I literally stared off into the distance for no reason. Eventually Pinkie Pie interrupted and said, “Hello! Earth to Alicorn! Are you still there Controller?” Then she tapped my head and I said, “Huh?, Oh yeah. Um, I do not know the way to Ponyville. Can you show me?”

“Of course I can silly! Just follow my lead!”

“Lead the way!” And so I followed Pinkie Pie through the forest which seemed to last forever, eventually my hooves got tired, but I remembered that I had wings, so I used those. It was like I already knew how to be a pony, I walked without trouble, I flew with ease, and I used magic completely accidentally! More and more I reminded myself that I was new here, so I should try to act like it. I don’t want to seem like a know-it-all. Me and Pinkie Traveled for miles on end, it seemed like it would never be over. Just when I collapsed form exhaustion, I saw Ponyville. I tried my best to keep walking, but I just dragged myself toward the town. I soon lost consciousness and everything faded to black.

When I woke up, I was in a hospital bed, but I looked at a mirror to make sure I was still in the land of Ponies, and thankfully, I was. With a sigh of relief, I lay back down to rest more. When I opened my eyes for a split-second, I saw a flash of bright blue just disappear from my blurry sight, then the doctor came in and said, “You are going to be fine, you just need to eat some food and drink some water. You’ll be out in no time.” Just then, Pinkie Pie brought in some cookies and cupcakes, along with a “Welcome to Equestria” labeled cake. I smiled and laughed at how thoughtful Pinkie Pie was. I apologized, “Pinkie Pie, I’m sorry for calling you a ditz and a moron earlier; I was just tired and a little bit annoyed. So I am sorry, can you forgive me?” Pinkie Pie just smiled and said, “Of course I can, you aren’t the first pony who called me that. I am just glad you’re safe, then we can Party together soon!” I laughed and replied, “I do hope so.”

“What was that about anyway? Why did you collapse as soon as we got here?”

“I don’t know… I guess I’m just not used to being a pony yet.”

“What? What do you mean ‘not used o being a pony’?”

“Oh, well um… it’s nothing, don’t worry.”

“Okay silly Billy, see you tomorrow!”

Then Pinkie and I temporarily parted with a smile. I couldn’t eat the cakes and other sweet foods though I needed real food, when lo and behold; Princess Twilight Sparkle came in and gave me some carrots and apples to eat. When I saw her, my jaw just dropped, I expected her to be the last pony I’d meet, but she was one of the first. I sat in bed, amazed at her appearance, her bright purple coat of fur, her brilliantly sparkling Cutie Mark, and her dark blue mane with bright pink highlights. Everything was just like in the show! Her tail flowed with beauty and her voice was so calm and comforting when she asked me, “Hey there, are you alright?” I simply nodded; because I was practically speechless in the presence of the royalty that was Twilight Sparkle. Twilight laughed a bit at my dropped jaw and said, “You know, you should probably close that or you might catch flies.” Already, she sounded like my mother. That’s Twilight Sparkle for you; always caring for others with passion much like that of a mother’s love. I was still speechless though. Her beauty was beyond any boundaries I’ve seen before. Then she said, “Are you going to eat the food I gave you or not?” Just like that, the question snapped me out of my speechless state and I replied, “Yes, it’s just that, you are so beautiful I had no words to say.” Twilight chuckled and replied, “Thanks, but I think there are some more beautiful ponies out there somewhere.”

“Not as beautiful as you.”

“What do you want?”

“Nothing, I’m just speaking the truth.”

“Aw, thank you, but seriously, you should probably eat.”

“Oh, right um… thank you for the food.”

“You’re welcome. Why don’t you come visit me in my library later tonight?”

“And study magic together? Heck yeah!”

“See you at 6:00pm.”

“I won’t be late!”

Then Twilight Sparkle left, slightly blushing. “I hope I didn’t infatuate her.” I said. Then I began eating like a pig, 10 apples; gone! 5 carrots; devoured! 3 Hayburgers; eaten in a flash. Although I wasn’t quite sure where the Hayburgers came from, Twilight brought Carrots and apples, Pinkie Pie brought sweet stuff, so who sent the Hayburgers? I was unsure, but I ate them anyway. Nopony else visited me that day in the hospital, I was actually not sure who brought me here. It wasn’t Pinkie Pie; she just brought cakes and stuff. Not Twilight, she seemed a little too concerned to have been the one who got me here. So who brought me here? Who gave me the Hayburgers? Why am I asking these questions? No answers came; I just thought it could have been anypony, because all of them are caring enough to help a pony in need.

The doctor did one final check-up and gave me a barrel of water to drink; I was now a satisfied Alicorn with a full belly and a re-hydrated body; after I jugged down the water of course. Then I asked the doctor, “Excuse me sir? Um… who brought me here?” The doctor just smiled back at me and said, “The pony in question wants you to find out on your own.” Then I smiled back and said, “he he, well okay then.” Then I went back to sleep. In my sleep, I dreamed about all the fun I could have here in the lighthearted land of Equestria. I could have adventures with the mane six! I could throw parties of my own, and I could show off my Gaming talent. I figured it was my talent because my Cutie mark was a purple Game controller; hence my name, Controller Skies.

When I woke up from the dreams, I was surrounded by sweets; obviously Pinkie pie put them there. But there were also streamers and balloons and bubbles, and a big banner that said “Welcome to Ponyville!” Then I looked around and the lights turned on, “Surprise!” The ponies shouted. Turns out the whole time I was asleep, Pinkie Pie was setting up a surprise party for my visit; Oh boy was it surprising. I was overjoyed and slightly startled by this surprise party, but I was in good condition by now, so I was able to handle it. I smiled and said, “Wow, thanks a lot everypony! This is amazing! I can’t believe that you actually did this for me!” Then Pinkie Pie hopped out of the crowed and said, “Well of course silly; how else were we going to greet you into Ponyville!” I smiled and simply replied, “This is perfect!” Then everypony got up and cheered, “Welcome to Ponyville Controller Skies!” I laughed and chuckled and cried tears of joy. It was amazing to think that she went through so much just to welcome me to Ponyville. She does it all the time, but for me, it felt special. But then I remembered my promise to Twilight and asked, “What time is it?” Then Pinkie Pie said, “Um… 5:45 pm, why?”

“Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, thank you all for the party, but I’ve got to go! Bye!”

And with that I hopped out of the hospital bed and rushed to the library. I flew so that I could get there faster, but I had 1 minute to spare when I got to the door and knocked, “Twilight? Open up! I’m here!” Then Twilight opened her door and said, “Come on in Controller!” Then I walked in.

Author's Note

Anyhow, like I said in the description, I suck a writing, so if you think I suck, don't bother saying it because it doesn't help in any way. I am sorry if you hate this story, that's your problem, not mine.

Making Friends

I was still within Rainbow Dash’s stomach, but it wasn’t so bad. Sure it was hot, moist, humid, and rather strange, but it was a good kind, and I mostly enjoyed it. I say mostly because, there was still the looming possibility of being digested or possibly suffocating for lack of fresh oxygen. Also, it was boring… Really, really boring. So what if it felt nice, I still didn’t have any electronics to play with! No TV, no video games, and no means of entertainment in general. I tried teleporting for like the fifth time now, but no matter how many times I tried, I couldn’t! It was as if this one specific Pegasus had some sort of magic lock in her belly or something. Whatever the cause, I couldn’t use teleportation magic. But then I heard a voice.

It was a male voice, and the pony that it came out of seemed pretty cool; he was a brown stallion with a red and black tail and mane in a short, spiky fashion. In other words, it looked manlier than my hair, which was really long and brown. I don’t quite remember his cutie mark… In fact I don’t think he had one. But he was a Pegasus stallion, and he looked awesome. When I approached him though, he seemed a little bit nuts. I asked him, “Hey, who are you?” Then he replied, “The name’s Wildstyle! What’s yours?”
“My name is Controller Skies. So, how did you end up in here?”
“I fell in her cereal”
“I hid in a cabbage.”
“I thought she didn’t eat cabbage.”
“They’re ponies; they eat all sorts of vegetables.”
“No wonder I’ve been eating more carrots then before.”
“Kuh dur! So, how are you?”
“I’m fine, but my legs are gone.”
“Oh… then you should be thankful I learned healing magic”
And after I said that, I used my healing magic to heal his body and made it 100% intact. He responded, “YAY! I got my Legs back!” I replied, “You’re welcome, so now what?” Then the stallion just shrugged and started walking around. “Oh well.” I thought. Then Wildstyle said, “Want to get out of here?” Then I replied, “I can’t! My magic is fried and we can’t fly out!” Then Wildstyle Screamed with rage and I said, “I know right!? UGH!” I probably cursed a time or two after that. It turns out, his wings were damaged, but intact, so I healed the wings and he started flying and told me to fly with him. I did so, and we were able to avoid the acids that began rising at the time. “Whew! That was close! Now what?” Then he replied, “Wait I got… nope I just lost it… I got… I better hurry and write it on a piece of paper… dammit I lost it again..... Just fly up......?”
“The stomach is airtight!
He quacked and replied, “I’m sure we can find another way out…”
“There is one way, but I’d rather not…”
“I’ll Surgeon Simulator this!” Then he brought out a scalpel and I took it from him and shouted, “NO, I don't want to kill her, she didn't mean to eat me! Plus I want her alive! NO SURGERY!”
“Oh…” Then he put all of the surgery based tools away. Then he said, “Wait… You can teleport us out!” Then I replied, “I already told you, I can’t! Her stomach has a magic lock, anything she doesn't teleport out herself will just be a waste of magic!” Then Wildstyle swore and I said, “In other words, we are doomed unless she somehow realizes we're in here!” Then Wildstyle apparently thought that yelling and screaming for help would get Rainbow Dash to notice us… I, sadly, followed, “We are in here Rainbow dash, LET US OUT!!!!” It obviously didn’t work, and then Wildstyle said, “It’s NO use!” Then, to quote Silver the Hedgehog from the Sonic series of games, I said it like him, “It’s no USE!”
“Face it, we’re dead!” Wildstyle said, and then I burst into tears and said again, “It’s no use!”
We were now in a desperate state when Wildstyle said, “I have it!” Then he pulled out a syringe. I reacted, “NO, Don’t hurt her!” Then he said, “I’m not! It’s a sleep serum.”
“Even if we did put her to sleep, we can’t get out!”
“What about this cocoa-cola? If she burps, we can fly out!”

“Okay, how you pull random objects out of hammerspace is beyond me, but I don’t think it’ll work!”
“I honestly do not know…”
“We’re trapped!”
“I’m through with this!”
Then he pulled out a loud gun and shot himself in the leg. I was very frightened at this, but the gunfire was loud enough for Rainbow Dash to hear, and now she could hear me! So I said, “Rainbow Dash, there are two ponies inside of your stomach, can you please spit us out?” Rainbow Dash was startled and said, “Whoa! What the hay was that!?” Then I said again, “Spit us out Rainbow Dash, we are inside your stomach!”
“I must be hearing things!”
“Wait, you can actually hear me!?”
“Yeah, why? What happened?”
“You ate us, and Wildstyle was going to commit suicide, but instead shot his own leg.”
“So that is why I instantly tasted blood.”
“Most likely, now, please just spit up, and we will act like this never happened. In fact, do it with your eyes closed please.”
“Why should I close my eyes?”

“Do you want to see what you ate?”
“Not really…”
“Exactly, now spit us out, please!”
After those events and conversations, Rainbow Dash closed her eyes and spit us out of her stomach somehow; now I was able to leave! So before Rainbow Dash could open her eyes, I rushed toward and open door and finally got out of Rainbow Dash’s house. Now I was able to teleport, so I teleported back to the library where Twilight was waiting. This time, I decided to make her know I was here, so I kicked her horn. When I did that, she looked up and said, “Controller? Is that you!? Oh thank goodness you’re alright! How did this happen?” I replied, “Well, I tried practicing more advanced magic, and it didn’t really work out as planned.”
“So, where were you all this time!?”

“I was… uh… at Rainbow Dash’s house, but I was too embarrassed to let her see me like this, so I decided not to let her notice me, also I was trespassing on her property, so I didn’t want to make a bad first impression.”
“Well, at least you’re okay. I was worried sick!”
“Ugh, you sound like my mother! Stop worrying over me so much!”
“Sorry, I can’t resist, I care about you so much! You just got here and already bad things have happened to you!”

“In more ways than one.” Then she looked at me and I said, “You don’t want to know.”
“Okay. I understand you don’t want to talk about it.”
“Well… Not yet, but I will, eventually.”
“The good thing is you are still alive and well!”

“You already said that.”
“I did?”
“Yep!”
“Sorry, I just was so worried and, I don’t really know what else to say.”
“How about, you change me to my normal size.”
“Oh… right, I am so sorry.” And then Twilight lifted her horn into the air, and as a purple aura surrounded it, I was growing back to my original size. When I got back to my former height, I hugged her and she hugged me back. Clearly we were happy to see each other in the norm again. She was no longer a titan, and I was no longer a Pikmin. Then I told Twilight that I was going to go meet the other ponies. She simply nodded and let me go.
Now I was on my way to Sweet Apple Acres. I was originally going to go to Rainbow Dash’s house, but after what happened, I thought I’d rather not bother her for a while. So when I got to the farm, I greeted Applejack with a hug-I am still a fan boy- and she felt awkward and so did I. Applejack said, “Uh… do I know you?” And I simply replied, “No you don’t, but I know you! I know everything about you, and after today’s earlier events, I am not afraid to say it!” Applejack was clearly freaked out a bit and she just pushed me off of her. Then she asked me, “Alright, how much do you know?”
“Well… a lot. I know that your name is Applejack, and you are a southern Ponyville earth pony who has a farm called sweet apple acres. You have a big brother named ‘Big Macintosh’ and a little sister named “Applebloom”. Your grandma’s name is Granny smith and you have many more relatives all named after apple types or apple dishes. You are the element of honesty and you- along with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle- all are the best friends!”
“Whoa now! Who told you this!?”
“Nopony, I just know.” Applejack was now scared of me and she decided to walk away and rest her head a bit. I clearly overdid it on the pony knowledge, but hey; a brony is a brony! I knew so much, and I felt so obligated to say it and be honest, considering I was talking to the element of honesty herself. So I came clean right off the bat. It didn’t work out all that much.
Later I went to Applejack again, but this time I introduced me. Something I forgot to do before the obsessive pony knowledge. I said, “Hello fellow farm pony, my name is Controller Skies and I am a big fan of yours.” Applejack then replied, “Well, that would explain the obsessive knowledge of a true fan boy.” Then she gave my head a noogie as if I were a filly. Then I said, “Sorry about the geek-out earlier, I was just caught up in the moment of actually seeing you for the first time. But to be completely honest with you, I like Rainbow Dash a WHOLE LOT more!” Applejack replied, “Everypony does.”
“Well yeah, because she is SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!”

“Yes, I already know that! Everypony knows that!”
“True, but I am an EXTREMELY HUGE fan of hers!
“So I’m told, how about I let y’all meet my family?”

“Sure! That would be excellent!”
“You already know them, but this is Applebloom; my sweet and adorable little sister.”

“It is nice to meet you Applebloom!”
“Isn’t she just the sweetest? Anyway, this here is my brother, Big Mac.”
“Eeyup”
“And this is my fond grandmother, Granny smith!”
“And how are you all doing?”
“We are dong just fantastic! Our family has all it needs!”
“That is great to hear!”
“Wanna stay and eat some dinner with us?”
“Sure, why not?”
Then I agreed to sit down and eat a delicious dinner with them. We had apples and oranges and bananas and grapes all in a sweet fruit salad as a side dish. We had some mashed potatoes and baked potatoes as well! We had lots of French fries and ketchup and mustard and other things of the like. Then the “mane” course was more like a desert, but it was a delicious baked apple pie with apple turnovers and cobblers. Everything was delicious. I decided that I wanted to spend the night at their home, so I asked them,
“Hey, I know we just met and all, but could I maybe spend the night? To be honest, I figure it would be a better way to get to know each other better than we already do. Also, friendship is magic, so why not?”
“Sure thing Controller Skies! I’ll set up a bed for you in Applebloom’s room”
“Thanks Applejack!”
“I’d do anything for a friend! No matter how new they are!”
“You are a great pony!”

“Thank y’all very much!”
Then we went upstairs and set up a bed for me to sleep in Applebloom’s room. The bed was just a cushion on the floor, but it was big enough for me to sleep in, thankfully. Applebloom seemed not to mind all that much that I was sleeping in her room, in fact, she welcomed me with open hooves and told me about her and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Needless to say… the conversation went on for a while because I already knew so much. Then Applebloom asked me, “Hey Controller, you wouldn’t mind helping us out tomorrow would you?”
“I wouldn’t miss it for the world!” And with that final comment, we both went to sleep.

Author's Note

WELL, I have returned form the dead! Please flame on my crap all you want! I don't mind or even care anymore!

A Crusade and an Accidental meal

It was the next morning; I got up, made some apple pancakes and drank some milk with it. Applebloom was still asleep, so I didn’t have to go to the clubhouse just yet. Then I saw Applejack come down and she greeted me with a smile saying, “Howdy there, Controller, sleep well?” I replied, “Yes, thank you. The guest bed was surprisingly very comfortable.”
“Well I’ll reckon y’all are heading out to the Cutie Mark crusaders’ clubhouse as soon as Applebloom wakes up. Am I right?”
“Spot on, Applejack!” I smiled and continued eating. Then the other ponies got up, it was Big Macintosh and Granny Smith. “Hey… where is Applebloom?” I said.
“Probably still sleeping in!” Applejack replied.
“Well, that gives me more time to finish breakfast, I made everypony some pancakes!”
“You’re darn tooting you did!”
“Yeah, I just decided that while I’m here I should make my marvelous hosts some breakfast. I guess it’s the smell that woke you up.”
“Well, Applebloom should probably get down here and eat before the pancakes get cold.”
“Sure thing, I’ll go wake her up!”
“Nah, I’ll do it Controller, you sit and eat.” Then Applejack went to the bottom of the stairway and shouted, “APPLEBLOOM, IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP!” Then Applebloom got up and came downstairs… boy was she tired. She was dragging her face on the floor like a snake, and she was going really slow, trying to budge herself an inch even though she didn’t have the energy just yet. She eventually made it to the table, slapped herself, and said, “Good morning everypony, how’re y’all doing?” We all replied, “We’re good Applebloom!” Then she looked at me and said, “So controller, ready to help us find our cutie marks?” I replied, “Yeah, but you might want to eat first little filly!” Then everypony chuckled.

Applejack brought the pancakes to the table so that everypony could have some without the hassle of getting up just to sit back down again. We all dug in, and clearly I was good at cooking, because I didn’t hear any complaints about my pancakes. I didn’t hear a compliment either. It must have been just right or somewhere around that point. But after Applebloom was done, it was time for some Cutie Mark Crusading! Yay…

Applebloom eagerly ran outside and I quickly followed when she told me, “Come with me!” And I did. We were running for a while, but during the run, I was able to further take in the sights of this magical land that I always dreamed of. It was beautiful; Clear blue skies, green grass and vegetation everywhere, fresh oxygen, and even beautiful Gemstones I saw along the way! Then we got to the clubhouse where Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle eagerly awaited our arrival.

When I saw them, I was overjoyed at the sight of the 3 Cutie Mark crusaders, still being cute and trying to get their cutie marks by force. I would tell them the sad truth, but it is better they don’t find out that they have to wait until the time is right. If they keep looking for their cutie marks, they’ll never find them! All I could do was laugh. Then Scootaloo said, “Hey Applebloom, who’s the new guy with the cutie mark?”
“That’s Controller Skies; he’s going to help us get our cutie marks!” Said Applebloom.
“But how?” Sweetie Belle asked.
“He will help us in doing more things that we couldn’t do without Adult pony supervision!”
“Awesome! Like what?”
“I don’t know, Applebloom?”
“Well... We could try skydiving!”
“NO! Too dangerous!”
“What did I just say about Controller Skies?”
“Oh, right… Okay!”
“Wait, you want to do what now?”
“Skydiving!”
“Um… okay, I’ll be there to catch you in case you don’t open your parachutes in time.”
“How will you catch us?”
“Magic dear little fillies… Magic!”
“Let’s do it y’all!”
“YEAH!”
Finally we were off to do some skydiving. The little Fillies got on the helicopter and were to dive onto a target below. I was standing near the target to catch them in case their parachutes either don’t work or they just forget to open it. I saw Scootaloo jump out first. As I looked closer, I saw Scootaloo trying to fly. I was worried at this and said, “SCOOTALOO, OPEN YOUR PARACHUTE NOW OR YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF!” But she didn’t respond, I assumed she couldn’t hear me because of the helicopter engine, the wind blowing on her, and the long distance. But I tried again, “SCOOTS, OPEN YOUR BUCKING PARACHUTE!” Then I think she heard me, because at the moment, she opened her parachute, but she was still trying to fly. All I could do was chuckle. Scootaloo slowly descended to the ground target and landed safe and sound. Then she asked me, “Did I do it? Did I get my Cutie mark?” I looked at her flank and slowly shook my head, “Sorry Scootaloo, it isn’t there.” Scootaloo just lowered her head in sadness and said, “Oh well, I hope my friends have better luck than me.”
Next was Applebloom, she just jumped out so eagerly and quickly. I saw her jump out, but then I saw her get scared. She was falling pretty quickly. She was faster than Scootaloo… I guess it was because Earth ponies are heavier than Pegasus ponies. But she didn’t fall TOO Quickly. However, I saw her pull the rope, but her parachute didn’t open! She was falling faster now, and I would have missed her if I didn’t rush closer and have her land on me. With a big thud, I was slammed to the ground and my spine cracked, “OH GOD That hurts!” I shouted. Applebloom saw me and said, “Oh, Controller? Thank you so much for rescuing me!”
“Anytime Applebloom, AGH! It hurts so much!” I shouted again. Luckily, using healing magic, I fixed my spine which apparently broke. I slowly got up in pain and saw Sweetie Belle Jump out next. I saw her falling to the ground at a slower speed then Earth ponies, but faster than Pegasus Ponies. So this taught me a little something about pony weight based on type. It made me wonder how fast I would fall. But there was no time for that as I saw Sweetie belle fell WITHOUT her parachute. I Started a levitation spell and just when she was about to hit the ground, I stopped her fall. Sweetie Belle opened her eyes crying and then she hugged me. I Cried a little as well and hugged her back saying, “Its okay, you’re safe now Sweetie Belle! Is everypony okay?” They all nodded and Scootaloo said, “Its okay, I’m used to falling, because I fall a lot.” I just laughed and said, “Well at least you’re all okay!” Then we all group hugged. Applebloom, being anxious, then asked, “What should we try next?” The others just shrugged, and so did I.
We weren’t exactly sure what to do, so we just sat there and thought for a while, pondering on what the hay to do next. Suddenly Scootaloo said something crazy, “Hey I know! Rainbow Dash is a pony eater right? Well maybe we could have her eat us!” Applebloom gasped, “Scootaloo, are you crazy!? If we get eaten, we can’t get out!”
“Yes we can! Controller Skies could teleport us out!” Then I stood there and shook my head, saying, “No, I can’t! Rainbow Dash’s stomach has a particularly strong Magic lock; I couldn’t teleport myself out let alone 3 fillies! Sorry!” Then Scootaloo pondered this issue and said, “I KNOW! You could eat us Controller!” I was shocked and said, “What? I couldn’t possible eat you! If I did, your sisters would kill me!”
“But you could let us out can’t you?”
“Well, yeah, but… What if I can’t?
“Sure you can! Rainbow Dash can do it! So can you!”
“Look kid, I can’t okay! I don’t know how, and I don’t really want to tr…” I was cut off my Scootaloo jumping into my mouth and pushing back toward my throat, I was so shocked at this that I swallowed her then started coughing. “Are you crazy Scootaloo!? Uh.. Scootaloo?” Then I saw Applebloom and Sweetie belle Staring at me, then I said, “Oh no, did I eat her!?” They just nodded their heads slowly. “Crap! I don’t know how to spit her out! What do I do?”
“Magic! Teleport her out!”
“I can’t! I don’t know how!”
“Yes you do! You are just still in shock!”
“Scootaloo, are you okay? SCOOTALOO!?”
When she didn’t answer me, I thought I may have accidentally digested her; I was worried and couldn’t focus on a teleportation spell. I then said, “Uh, somepony needs to check on her!” Then Applebloom jumped straight into my mouth, I swallowed with great stress and pain. “AGH! That is painful!” Then Sweetie Belle Jumped in, I didn’t want to swallow, but I did on instinct and reaction, and then both the fillies were descending down my esophagus. I was so scared! What if I just killed them! What do I do if their sisters find out!? All puzzling and worrying questions indeed! But then I heard Applebloom speak, she said, “Scootaloo is alright in here! And so are we!” I sighed in relief knowing that they were all still alive inside me. But I was still worried that I might digest them soon.
Within my belly, I could hear them conversing about things, I couldn’t hear exactly what, but they were talking. Then I heard them say “Second clubhouse” Or something. My belly was bulged and I had 3 fillies in my stomach, but I wasn’t too bulged, in fact, I still had room for more, and I could move around flawlessly. Then they asked me, “Hey controller, your belly is really nice! Can we maybe make this our second Clubhouse?” How could I say no? It felt good having them inside me, and I was able to control my acids somehow; and they didn’t burn the 3 fillies either. So I replied, “Sure thing little fillies, but under one condition!”
“What is it?” They asked.
“Don’t tell any of our sister’s about this little mishap, okay?”
“OKAY!” They all agreed and then I let them stay. Also, knowing shrinking magic, I was able to make them smaller, so my belly didn’t seem big. It was instead very normal looking, despite the 3 fillies within. I thought that this was going to be a disaster, but instead, the CMC Finally got a new clubhouse for a quick meeting! “How will I ever explain this to Twilight?” I asked, then I walked back to the library.

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A Lecture and Formal Attire

After the surprise meal I had, I decided to give Twilight another visit just to surprise her. I walked up to her door and knocked, when she opened the door, she saw me standing there and smiling. Then I said, “Twilight, I ate the Cutie mark Crusaders!” Then I smiled more. Twilight nodded and replied, “MmmHmm, you sure did!” Then we both chuckled when she asked, “Is that all you came to tell me?”
“Well, no, I also thought I’d tell you, that if you are infatuated with me in any way, don’t be, you are supposed to be with Flash Sentry, not me.”
“What? What makes you think I… How did you know?”
“It was kind of obvious, being in this cartoony world, I could see your emotions quite clearly.”
“What? Our emotions are that plain in the cartoon world?”
“Yes, they are quite plain.”
“Oh dear.”

Then Twilight’s whole face turned red from embarrassment. You could tell she was very shocked and a little bit upset by what I told her. She liked me, but I have feelings for Rainbow Dash, not her. As much as I would like to date Twilight sparkle, I don’t want to get in the way of her and Flash Sentry. It is better this way. Twilight then said, “So that’s it? You just came here to upset me?”
“No, I came so that you could help me learn how to teleport other objects and not yourself. Can you help?”
“Sure, I guess.”

Then she let me in and we began studying more magic. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were still inside me, but I shrank them so that the extra weight wouldn’t be too obvious and so that they could have more room in their “Clubhouse”. Then Twilight said, “In order to successfully teleport another object without teleporting yourself as well, you need to picture that object in a different place. You close your eyes and focus.” I did exactly what she told me, and then I managed to teleport the broomstick to the other side of the room. After that, Spike came in from upstairs and I said, “Did you get enough sleep last night?” Spike scowled and replied, “Yes, quite well no thanks to you.” Then Twilight Intervened and said, “Stop fighting you two! Neither of you are replacing anypony! So stop complaining or I MIGHT replace you with somepony else!” That shut us up quite quickly. Then Spike said, “Sorry, I’ll go make some nachos to make up for it!” Then me and Twilight said in unison, “That would be nice.” Then we laughed at the fact that we both said the same thing at the same time.

Spike left to go make some nachos and me and Twilight were working on more magic. Twilight was still upset at me though, so after 3 lessons, she told me to leave. I didn’t go because I wanted some of Spikes nachos, and Twilight scolded me for doing so. I won’t bother to tell you what she said; it will probably bore you to tears because she lectured me for hours. All I did along the way was shaking my head, nodding, and eating some nachos and Spikes nachos were delicious too! After hours and hours of lecturing, she let me go, and I left saying, “Hallelujah, she’s done talking!” And after that, I was gone.

I decided to return the CMC to their respective families, so I went to Applejack’s and teleported Applebloom out of my stomach then returned her to her normal size. Then I went to Rarity’s house, and this was my chance to meet her, so I knocked on her door after teleporting Sweetie Belle out and returning HER to her normal size. Rarity opened the door and said, “Heavens darling! You have such style!” Then I realized what she said and replied, “I have what now?” Then Rarity said, “Style darling, you have style! Please, do come in!” Then I walked in. I am guessing the jewelry on me is what made me look so “Stylish”. I woke up with it on me when I first came to this world. The jewelry was golden with a green emerald in the center of each bracelet. And my armored boots were golden as well, not much else to say. But my mane did look pretty good on me, and so did my tail and horn and wings. It was at this moment, where I looked into Rarity’s mirror, whistled, and said, “I look good!” Then Rarity came downstairs and said, “Thank you for returning my sister, by the way. It really helps knowing that somepony is still looking after her when I am not there.” Then I simply replied with a smile and a slight giggle. Then when Rarity wasn’t looking, I w=quickly got Scootaloo out and returned her to her normal size, then I told her to go home, and she left with a smile on her face and said, “You remind me of Rainbow Dash!” Then she left.

Now it was just me, Sweetie Belle, and Rarity. Rarity came downstairs with a bunch of fabric and told me, “I am going to add you your beauty with these materials!” When I looked, I said, “You have a good taste in color sense Rarity.” Then she replied, “Thank you darling, I live for this kind of thing, and I do try my best to make you look fabulous! But you already look dazzling! I am simply adding to your well-put fashion.”
“Thanks Rarity! I am not much for fashion, but if it makes you happy, knock yourself out.”
“Thank you darling, I promise you that you will look even better when I’m through with you!”

All I could do was stand there and let her do her designing. And this whole time, I was wondering, “I wonder when I’ll actually meet Rainbow Dash!” Then Rarity said, “Darling, you look great, but the outfit isn’t done yet, it needs more.” Rarity then went and got more material for the suit that she was making for me; at least that is what I ASSUME she is making for me, she didn’t really specify. She sewed together the many shapes and colors of each material, adding a trim here and there to make it more evenly made. And after hours and hours, I was beginning to worry that she wasn’t anywhere near done! First I sat through a lecture, and now I am just standing here, as Rarity constantly measures me to see if she can make just the right fit. Finally, she told me, “Your outfit is finished!”

Now, I looked into the mirror and saw an amazing suit of sorts. It was mostly a darker cyan with green accents for the tips and edges. There were also yellow and white star designs on the right shoulder of the suit. It was like a midnight sky drenched in beautiful stars, shining in all the colors of the rainbow. It was a kind of style that fit with my green and brown coloration. But the yellow fit with my golden jewelry. I stared in the mirror and said to Rarity, “You are awesome! I can’t believe you took time out of your day just to make me a formal outfit to wear on like, dates and stuff. Thank you!” Rarity replied, “Anything for a handsome stallion like you!” I felt a little uncomfortable and said, “Um… Rarity? I don’t like you in that way.” She smiled and said, “Yes I know darling, I simply gave you this suit to catch the eye of any other lucky mares waiting to be found by you!”
“I already know who that is!”
“Really? Who is it Darling?”
“Rainbow Dash; the most beautiful and awesome Pegasus ever created in any cartoon ever!”

Rarity gasped and said, “You love Rainbow Dash? And here I thought she’d never get somepony interested in her!” Then I smiled, “Well, she does, and I will go tell her as soon as I get the courage to!” Rarity gave me a hopeful grin and said, “Well, then go ask her darling! But there is a large possibility that she will say no. She is just that kind of pony. Not interested in anypony.” And with that comment, I left to go visit the Pony of my dreams!

When I got to Cloudsdale, I slowly walked toward Rainbow Dash’s house, took a deep breath, and knocked on her door. I stood there, hoping with ever bone in my pony body that she would be there, I waited in agony and stress, sweating whatever I could right off of my body. Then I sprayed myself with some cologne and knocked again. The door opened.

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From Training to Dating

As the door opened, I saw her! The mare of all my dreams and the only reason I watch MLP. Rainbow Dash was standing there looking at me, but I saw such beauty in her presence; it was a feeling of extreme happiness and love. I couldn’t believe my eyes! I actually checked them a few times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I was standing there for a long time, but then I heard her ask, “Hello, how are you Controller Skies?”

I couldn’t respond, while staring deep into the violet eyes of the Pegasus I love so much, I saw through her visage. What I precept as the speedy daredevil turned out to actually love me back. I don’t know how I saw it, but I did. And the sight was beautiful; I could already imagine all the times we could have together. Soon, I finally responded to her question, “You have beautiful eyes!” When I said this, I saw guilt fall upon Rainbow Dash’s face, like something I said reminded her of some sort of bad deed she did. A tear fell from her eyes and then she wiped it away and said, “Thank you for the compliment. But I asked how you were?”
“Oh right! Uh…um… I am doing just fine, you look amazing.”
“What makes you say that?”
“Nothing! Um… did you notice my new suit?”
“Yeah, it looks pretty cool. But it needs to be about 20% Cooler.”
“haha, I love that line!”
“What?”
“Nevermind! Um… can I come in?”
“Sure, step right on in! Why were you staring at me for so long anyway?”
“Oh, I was just admiring your visage.”

Then I stepped into my dream’s household. This time I wasn’t trespassing like last time, and it was on purpose instead of an accidental teleportation. It felt so good! I was literally standing in the midst of my hero and dream special somepony! I felt like I was practically home already! Then Rainbow Dash spoke once more, “So, what do you want to eat?” I replied, “Um… I am not sure, but I was wondering if, maybe we could go eat at a restaurant or something.”
“Together?”
“Yeah… maybe.”
“I don’t think so.”

I was shattered! I felt rejected already, she but it so bluntly and simply, but it felt like she didn’t care about me! I already felt so connected to her, so it was a painful realization. But dreams can’t come true that quickly. I suppose I should’ve known better. Eventually, I snapped out of my gloom and said, “Do you like flying?” She responded, “Totally! Flight is a true passion of mine! I was born with the talent for extremely speedy flight and daredevil skills!”
“Do you want to race?”
“I’ll beat you, but okay! 123 GO!”

Then she launched away! I had no idea how to catch up! She just went WHOOSH and then she was gone in a flash of rainbow colors. I decided to at least try to follow, but little did I know that catching up to Rainbow Dash was going to be a lot easier than I thought. I flapped my wings really fast and launched myself in her direction at almost the same speed, but this made me realize that Rainbow Dash wasn’t using her maximum speed. I saw her relaxing on a cloud and then I landed on a cloud next to her. Then she said, “You know, the whole point of a race is to actually TRY to beat your opponent, not to sit back and watch them win.” Then I replied, “You took off so quickly, I thought I’d never be able to catch up! But I caught up somehow and now I’m here. I don’t feel exhausted either, I feel full of energy!”
“THAT is the feeling of true speed my friend!”
“It feels AWESOME!”
“You speak my language!”
Then she gave me a hoof bump and told me to race her again. I accepted and off we went! We were both flying really fast! I had no idea I could go just as fast as Rainbow Dash herself, but I did! It felt like nothing I’ve ever felt before! A freedom that is unparalleled by any other feeling of freedom I’ve ever had! We were tied and we crossed a finishing cloud at the same time. When I looked at Rainbow Dash, I saw her staring at me with her jaws open in amazement, and she said, “That was insane! How did you ever manage!? Nopony has ever caught up to me before, let alone TIED with me in a race! Who exactly are you!?” All I could say was, “I am just a pony who is following in your hoofsteps to become the second fastest flier in all of Equestria!”
“You’re aiming for the impossible and achieving it! How in the heck did you do that!?”
“I guess it’s just a matter of belief in oneself and willingness to do whatever it takes!”
“But, that’s what I do!”
“Well Rainbow Dash, I guess you and I are very similar in many ways. Look at my mane! It is in your mane-style, just a different color.”
“But, it’s… it isn’t… I don’t, our tails are the same too?”
“Yep, different colors, same style.”
“You have my attitude on you as well don’t you!?”
“Well, I don’t prefer formal attire, but if Rarity makes it for me, might as well accept it.”
“how do you feel about flying?”
“It is the best thing in the world!”
“Who is your greatest hero?”
“That would be you, Rainbow Dash.”
“Me? Why me?”
“Because, ever since I first saw you, I’ve been following your example every day!”
“But, I’m a terrible example to follow!”

“Not to me. To me, you are the greatest role model ever!”
“You really feel that way about me?”
“Yes, I really do.”
“Well… Race you to the weather corporation!”
“Wait WHAT!?”
Just like that, she took off once again; luckily her Rainbow Trail is easy to follow for somepony of my speed. I was always right behind her, until suddenly, I saw the light barrier break before my very eyes! Rainbow Dash was flying faster than I’ve ever seen her do it before, the Rainboom pushed me back and I lost my momentum, causing me to fall onto the clouds below. Gratefully, clouds are very soft, so it didn’t hurt when I landed. But I just saw Rainbow Dash do a Sonic Rainboom before my very eyes! It was amazing, and I felt extremely lightheaded after the explosion. I lost sight of Rainbow Dash now, but she told me that she’d be at the weather corporation, so that is where I was headed next.
When I took off, I tried to fly as fast as I could, but when I flew too fast, something kept bonking me back. I was assuming at this point that I had the potential to do a sonic boom as well. I flew faster and faster each time, but every time ending in getting launched back by the sound barrier. I didn’t know what to do except to fly slower. Eventually I made it to the corporation, but Rainbow Dash gave me a rather sour look and said, “Where were you!? I’ve been sitting here for hours and I never saw you until now, what were you doing!? I am not a very patient pony!” I felt really sad at this point but decided to reply strongly, “I was trying to do a sonic boom!” Then Rainbow Dash snickered and fell onto the floor, cracking up as if I told some sort of joke. And she wouldn’t be wrong if that is what she assumed. Attempting a sonic boom takes a long time to activate, let alone master! I was practically a laughingstock to her now.
But soon, she stopped laughing and noticed the serious look on my face, then she said, “You seriously attempted a sonic boom?”
“Yes! And I got really close too! I was just at the edge of the sound barrier before it continually launched me backwards over and over and over again!”
“Well, you’re new here and you already have potential to be a decent opponent. Okay, how about a hoof wrestle!”
“What!? Um… okay!”
We set up our hooves and put them in place. We grabbed each other’s arms and started to push each other at he count of 3. But 3 seconds later, she owned me. I could hear her laughing her mane off with my pathetic hoof strength. I was a twig compared to her powers! It was insane! Not only did I lose, I also felt a lot of pain. My hoof was practically broken! It hurt a lot! And it still does a little bit to this day. Talk about getting pwned! But then Rainbow Dash said, “You lasted 3 seconds with me, which is a new record for most ponies, except Applejack. But to be fair, she focuses mainly on her hoof strength while I focus mainly on wing power.” I assumed that she lost to applejack in a hoof wrestle from what she told me. It was pretty obvious. But that didn’t matter, because Rainbow Dash was still awesome!
Rainbow Dash began to take an interest in training me. Every morning from then on, she woke me up at 6am just to do wing ups and push ups. I also did a lot of weight lifting and suggested she do the same. She eventually started doing it and over a course of many days of training, I actually beat her in a hoof wrestle! It was the best feeling I’ve ever had! I actually beat RAINBOW DASH at anything at all! But when it came to races, she always cleared the sky with me. We grew closer and closer as friends, but even more so as student and teacher. Next time we hoof wrestled, she beat me again. I think she was lifting more weights now, because finally, the time came for Rainbow Dash and Applejack to hoof wrestle once again.
It was tense; the two ponies were locked in combat with one another. Rainbow Dash seemed to win at times, but Applejack appeared to have he advantage at other times. This went on for many hours, until finally, Applejacks hoof was being moved to the side. I watched in hope, waiting to see if this was actually a thing, many other ponies were watching as well. Applejack then started to fight back more! Now Rainbow dash seemed to be losing, but then, I remembered what I did to beat Rainbow Dash. She knew it too, so when she looked at me, I winked and she remembered. Then in a snap, Applejack’s hoof was pinned to the tree stump and Rainbow Dash was the victor! The crowed went wild! Rainbow Dash had such confidence while Applejack had a face that spelled total annihilation! I cheered especially loudly and Scootaloo was not far behind. At the end of the match, Applejack tilted her hat in Rainbow Dash’s direction and left without a single word.
All of that training really paid off! Rainbow Dash beat Applejack in a hoof wrestle! And it was all thanks to her teaching me to boost my flying skills while she increased her strength. Rainbow Dash was unstoppable now! What used to be Applejack’s victory was now Rainbow’s victory every time! Hoof wrestling: Defeated! Weight tossing: Annihilated! Strength test: Eliminated! And anything else that Applejack and Rainbow Dash competed in, Rainbow Dash came out with maximum domination! Then finally, after all of this happened, me and Rainbow Dash sat down together, just the two of us, and ate at the Hayburger.
I was ecstatic! I was actually on what seemed to be a date with Rainbow Dash! We were sitting together in a restaurant, eating hay burgers together. We were mostly silent until I just had to open my muzzle and said, “Well, this was some day! How are you Rainbow Dash?” Then Rainbow Dash smiled and said, “I fell AWESOME! I just wiped the floor with Applejack! It was amazing, I’ve never beat her in a hoof wrestle before! I guess all the strength training really worked!”
“I am glad to know that you’re happy now!””
“Happy? I’m more than happy, I’m ecstatic! Over the moon! Just perfectly fine!”
“Sounds like you are enjoying yourself!”
“Yes, I am, and I couldn’t have done it without you, thank you Controller!”
I was about to reply, but before I could open my mouth to say anything; Rainbow Dash surprised me with a kiss. It was at this moment that I knew, we were meant to be together. I was still in shock, but soon responded with a kiss of my own. We did it for a while. Until finally, I stopped and said, “Shouldn’t we finish eating?” Then Rainbow Dash nodded with a rather different smile than the one before and started to finish what was left of her meal while I did the same. When we were done, Rainbow Dash invited me to stay and sleep at her house for the night, and I couldn’t refuse.
So now, at the end of a triumphant month of so many accomplishments, Rainbow Dash went upstairs to her bed while I slept on the couch on the floor below. And I awaited the possible adventures to come!

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A new Friend, Job, and Bed.

Well, it was the next day. When I got up, I ate some breakfast, stepped outside, and took a fresh breath of Cloudsdale air. I smiled, and thought for a moment… Then I smiled some more. So far, my life in Equestria had had many mixed feelings from me. I first get teleported through the Everfree Forest; I meet Pinkie Pie, the most annoying pony ever! I go to Ponyville; I meet Twilight. I go to Twilight’s house; I get teleported to Rainbow Dash’s house. I see Rainbow Dash; I get swallowed by her. I meet Wildstyle; we both get out. I see Applejack; scare her away with private knowledge. Make amends with her; send the night. Help the CMC; get a forced meal. I meet Rainbow Dash eye to eye; we start training. She beats Applejack at hoof wrestling; she takes me on a date. She kisses me; I kiss her back. We became Coltfriend and Marefriend just like that! Afterwards we sleep in the same house, but not the same room. Now I wake up in Rainbow Dash’s house and breathe Cloudsdale air!

My life couldn’t possible be better! I got everything I wanted, from meeting the mane six to getting a relationship with Rainbow Dash! It felt great! I couldn’t think of anything but to smile and thank God for this wondrous opportunity. But I’ve met everypony except for Fluttershy; so she was my next visit. It was finally time to have actually met all 6 of the mane six ponies; so far, I’ve met Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle. Fluttershy was the last one!

I went back inside and told Rainbow Dash, “I’m going to meet Fluttershy, okay!?” Rainbow Dash responded, “What? Uh… sure thing Controller, tell her I said hello!” I nodded and went on my marry way. I flew past the town hall of Ponyville and said hello to the Mayor Mare. Then I passed by Pinkie Pie’s house and said, “Thanks for the party!” I saw Pinkie Pie smile and I proceeded further. Eventually I ran into the bridge just before Fluttershy’s cottage. I crossed it and walked toward her cottage door. I slowly lifted my hoof and knocked.

I waited, but there was no answer. I knocked again… still nothing. I was wondering that maybe Fluttershy was out feeding the animals then, so I went to the area behind Fluttershy’s cottage and heard her singing. Her vocalization sounded like an angels’ choir. Her voice was so smooth, soft, and kind even. I wanted to say hi, but I was mesmerized by her song. Then she looked at me and gasped, stopped singing, and went into a shy pose. I walked up to her and said, “Wow, Fluttershy, you have a beautiful voice!” Fluttershy just whimpered and backed away from me. I chuckled and said, “I guess that’s why your name is Flutter-SHY huh?” She nodded silently. I spoke again to reinsure her by saying, “Hi, my name is Controller Skies, and I’m a friend of Rainbow Dash’s.” I offered her a hoof, but she didn’t shake it. Instead, she whimpered once again.

“Come on Fluttershy! I know all of your friends! They are my friends too actually. Please say something!?” She opened her mouth and murmured, but I didn’t understand a word she said so I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t her you quite clearly there, what did you say again?” Then in a quiet voice she said, “You really like my singing?” Then I replied, “Yes! In fact, I loved it! Your friends weren’t lying when they said your voice was beautiful.” And as if I’d triggered something, she widened her eyes and smiled, saying, “Oh, You know my Friends? I’m sorry, I wasn’t sure that you were a particularly safe pony. It’s just that I’ve never seen you before and I was rather afraid that you might hurt me, because you’re so big.” I lifted and eyebrow and said, “What!? Why would I hurt you!? You’re far too kind to be mistreated like that.” She smiled again and said, “Why, thank you. It’s just… You’re so big and tall, and I’m so small and wimpy. I can barely even take care of myself if it weren’t for my friends. I just figured that big ponies like to pick on me because I’m such an easy target. I am also very sensitive.”
“Come on Fluttershy! You need to pony up! Star being just a little bit tougher, but not too tough like that one incident.”
“Oh gosh, you know about that?”
“Um… Doesn’t everypony know about that?”

Fluttershy gasped and started crying. I didn’t know why either! Was it something I said? Regardless, Fluttershy was crying and I think I caused it. As a result of such, I decided to leave her alone. I returned to Rainbow Dash’s house and told her what happened. Rainbow Dash scowled at me and said, “Well if she’s crying, it’s probably your fault!” But I didn’t know, so I replied, “How was it my fault!? All I did was bringing up that one episode she had, you know, ‘Putting your hoof down?”
“That is a sensitive subject! Nopony likes it when they go against what they are known for! She went against her kindness and that is a very sensitive thing!”
“Alright! I understand! You are right, I’m wrong. It was my fault; I brought up the wrong subject at the wrong time. You have permission to slap me now.”

But she didn’t slap me; instead, she kicked me in the face and knocked me to the ground. Then she ran off outside her door. I understood why, so I didn’t say anything and nodded. So I went to apologize to Fluttershy. I knocked on her door and this time she answered and I apologized for what I said earlier, she forgave me, gave me a hug and got me some food to eat. Instant best friends!

When I saw all of the animals in her cottage, I just looked away from them. I especially didn’t want to look at Angel. Fluttershy made me some apple pie and it was delicious. I thanked her and left. I returned to Rainbow’s house, but she wasn’t home, and I didn’t have any keys, so I went to look for her.

I searched for hours, but I didn’t find anything or anypony who knew where she was. Sadly, I searched too vigilantly that I stumbled upon a particular building. I looked at it, gasped, and slowly backed away hoping nopony saw me see it. But before I made my turn to fly away, I was met with a violent bonk to my head which knocked me senseless. I woke up, and I saw nothing but darkness. I heard sounds… Awful sounds; I could hear blood being splattered against walls, I could feel blood getting splashed onto my face, I listened for more and heard grinding and screaming and terror! I didn’t want to know where I was! I tried moving, but I couldn’t move! I looked and I saw that my hooves and hind legs were chained to a metal platform that I was stuck on.

I couldn’t do anything! I was lost in the darkness. I was most likely going to die, but then, a faint glimmer of red light shone. I heard alarms going off and in flashing red letters; I saw the words “Night shift”. The lights came on, and I saw strange colorful liquid being processed through machinery. It was glowing in all the colors of the Rainbow. Then, I heard a voice… a familiar, evil voice! I looked up, and I saw somepony in a black suit wearing a mask. The black suit was covered in blood and the wearer of said suit was unknown… Until finally the mask was taken off. I gasped in horror! I could barely breathe at what I beheld before my eyes! It couldn’t be, not in a place like this!

She looked at me and grinned and evil grin, Then she said, “Somepony went snooping around where they didn’t belong!” I was instantly terrified! My previous terror had now grown into great confusion! But I remember reading about this before! I just had no idea it was real... until now. The familiar face was one I hoped I wouldn’t see coming out of that suit, it was Rainbow Dash! I couldn’t even begin to comprehend this nightmare! But it was real! I began to cry! She then said, “So, what to do with you? You made Fluttershy cry and pissed me off in doing so, but I believe you apologized, so I’ll let you live if you can keep a secret!”
“Yes, I can, I can keep 500 secrets from you if I had too! Just please don’t kill me! I’m too young to die!”
“Alright then”

Then she released the restraints and took me to a machine control point. Then she said, “See this machine here? I trust you to pull that lever right there, right now!” I just nodded in fear and pulled the lever. In doing so, I saw a knife stab somepony on the Pegasus device and it sucked out their blood! I said, “OH MY GOD! I JUST KILLED SOMEPONY!!!!”
“Eh, you’ll get over it! They always do eventually.”
“What do you want from me!?”
“Well, two can keep a secret if one of them is dead, so you need to be dead.”
“OR, Or… I could just keep the secret! We had something going Rainbow Dash, lease don’t throw that away!”
“I won’t, I’ll further our relationship. How would you like to become a worker at this factory?”
“Over my dead body!”
“That can be arranged.
“NO NO NO NO NO!!! I’ll do it! I will! I will just please don’t kill me!”
And I started crying. I was forced at gunpoint to either kill or get killed, I chose to kill. The job was terrible! All I did was kill ponies! That’s it! Just kill them! All I did every day from then on: with a few calls from the factory director herself, Miss Rainbow Dash. She sometimes called me to get something for her or to dispose of somepony in a particular way. For many days, months, and years even, I did this job with all of my heart. I became insane! I accepted every killing that Rainbow Dash threw at me and was soon promoted to co-director! The terrible job was turned into a fun job.
What used to seem completely harmful and pointless now seemed to become less harmful! I killed, but it was fun now! Rainbow Dash told me that I now had a security clearance of level 5 which was the maximum. I was excited from this very much! Now, I was a part of the Rainbow Factory. My favorite Creepypasta ever was now my favorite job ever. Now, I was able to leave the factory with Rainbow Dash whenever I felt like it, and I didn’t tell a single soul about anything I did!
Outside of the factory work, I and Rainbow Dash still had an intimate relationship with one another. Now the relationship was deeper than before, because we told each other all of our secrets! Soon, we started dating again. We went to a restaurant and started to order meat every time! This particular restaurant was a secret to everypony who didn’t eat meat but the perfect place for us! Rainbow Dash then began to speak, “Controller, you really are amazing! Even after I make you do such horrible things, you do them anyway! Why is that?” I looked at her with a smile and said, “Because I love you! And I will do anything for you! No matter how immoral it might be.” Rainbow Dash blushed and said, “So, want to lock muzzles again?” I nodded and we both closed in for a kiss.
When we finished eating our food, we went back to Rainbow Dash’s house. Rainbow Dash smirked at me and said, “I am still a little hungry Controller!” My eyes widened and I said, “Are you saying what I think your saying?” Then Rainbow Dash grabbed me and pulled me into her room, pinned me to the floor and said, “It depends what you think I mean!” Then I frowned with worry as I realized what she had just said.
She licked her lips and stuffed my head inside her mouth! I was freaking out! We just ate at a restaurant together, and now she wants to eat me! Oh my God I was so scared! She pulled me in further and further and eventually swallowed. I was now slowly descending down her throat! I slid down her esophagus and landed in her stomach. I was so frightened; I thought I was going to die! But then I heard her voice, it was softer than normal, and she said, “Welcome to your new bed sweetie!” I smiled and blushed and said, “How did you know I wanted to sleep in here?” She just smiled and rubbed her belly. Her heartbeat was so calming, it lulled me to sleep and I was now resting inside Rainbow Dash’s Stomach, yet again.

Author's Note

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Magic Problems and Being Eaten By a Rainbow

Now I was sitting in Twilight’s Library. It was just like in the show, but much bigger! There were books on every shelf of every wall. It was breathtaking, I myself am not a particularly fond reader, but when it comes to learning magic, sign me up and call me Harry Potter! Spells, spells, more spells; every book was about the history and magic of Equestria. It was amazing; it was like I was feeling more happiness per everywhere I go! The more places I went, the happier I got! Once again, I’ve never felt so happy before! I went right to the size and transformation books. I read them, practiced the magic, and failed almost every time. I was clearly to novice for this advanced sorcery. So instead, Twilight told me, “You know, you should really start with the more simple spells, like levitation or teleportation. These spells are for advanced Unicorns.”

“But I’m an Alicorn!”

“So am I, but this magic for changing sizes and shapes it a little too difficult. Not even I could master it as soon as I became an Alicorn, it took months of practice.”

“Why does Magic have to be so difficult?”

“It’s magic, that’s why.”

“Point taken.” I said, fully understanding what she meant. So I decided to work on my levitation spell. It was easy, I just had to focus real hard on the thing I wanted to move, and then I had to simply move it from one location to another. “Easy as pie!” I said. Then Twilight saw what I did and said, “Are you sure you’re new here? You seem too good at magic to be somepony who has never done it before.”

“Well, I used levitation to throw a rock at Pinkie Pie’s head, so it wasn’t too hard.” Twilight simply smiled and said, “You are one unique pony!” I just smiled back and moved on to Teleportation. This one was a little bit trickier; to teleport, you need to focus on where it is you want to go, picture it in your mind, and then use magic. The magic does the rest, but if done incorrectly, I might tear myself in half! With the possible death in mind, I pulled off the spell almost flawlessly, but part of my tail was torn off. “Aw horse-apples!” I shouted in disappointment. Twilight came and asked me what was wrong, all I said was, “I screwed up my teleportation and lost part of my tail!” Twilight smiled and laughed a bit before putting the lost part of my tail back on using magic.

Now I was just a little bit upset that I screwed up the teleportation spell. I was also a little bit frightened at the possibility of dying just from screwing up. I tried the sell again and again, until I finally got it right. I teleported from downstairs to upstairs and back. Then I jumped for joy; smiling and singing and teleporting over and over again! I have officially mastered the teleportation spell.

“Hey Twilight, we should celebrate!”

“Yes we should!”

“Hayburger?”

“Let’s do it!” And with that, we both teleported to the Hayburger together to celebrate my early mastery of teleportation. I walked up to the counter and said, “Four whopping Hayburgers please.” The cook nodded and said, “Alright, we need four whopping Hayburgers! Let’s get cooking!” Then the cooks began cooking our food. Twilight and I were sitting at a table we found, and waited.

“So… uh… how are you Twilight?”

“Oh, I am great; it is amazing to see such a novice pony do such advanced magic in less then a day.”

“Teleportation isn’t that advanced.”

“I know, but you are an advanced pony!”

“You really think so?”

“Yeah. You’re awesome.”

“No I’m not. Rainbow dash is the awesome one.”

“How do you know Rainbow dash?”

“Oh, um… I uh… I’ve heard about her.”

I smiled weakly and chuckled embarrassingly; hoping that Twilight wouldn’t suspect anything. Luckily, she just smiled and clearly, didn’t suspect a thing. Then we just sat in an awkward silence until our food was ready. I got up to get the food, but Twilight insisted that she do it. So I let her get up and go get the food. When she brought it back, I said, “Whoa, those things are bigger than I thought!” Then Twilight Replied, “What did you expect? These aren’t for little critters, these are for ponies!”

“Do you have any meat?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Uh… No reason.” I now felt extremely awkward. I was a pony, an herbivore; of course they don’t have meat. I facehoofed at myself and said, “Sorry, that was insensitive.” Twilight lifted and eyebrow at me but then sat down and began to eat. I figured I should follow and began eating as well. For a while there was no talking; just the sounds of munching and crunching of food and the silence of a graveyard. Now I just felt more awkward, and a few minutes later, I said, “Can we go back to your library please?”

“Why?”

“Because, I want to study more magic, and that won’t happen by eating and doing nothing else.”

“Hmm, I like you’re enthusiasm.”

“Thanks, let’s go then!”

“Patience Controller, we sill need to finish eating.”

“Right, and then we can continue magic!”

“That’s right.” I was so excited, that I gobbled down what was left of my meal and let out a big burp. After that, Twilight finished and we both Teleported back to her library.

Now, we were back in the library, and I was studying harder than ever. Hours upon hours, I tried and failed over and over again, but I never gave up, because I knew that the only true failure is when you stop trying, so I didn’t stop! Time and time again, I tried Practicing Levitation, Teleportation, Communication, Gravity, protection, and even painful spells that I could use to hurt, or even kill, somepony. I accidentally choked Twilight a few times, and she picked me up and threw me at a wall a few times in revenge. Then I picked up a pillow and tossed it at her head. Soon, she fired back, and now what used to be magic practice became a magical pillow fight. I tossed so many pillows at her, but she tossed them back with a meaner swing. I threw the pillows; she launched them back, in a consistent loop. Eventually she knocked me unconscious with a pillow… Somehow… and then I got up 1 minute later. She was the victor; I was a fallen tribute. The best part was I was already having so much fun, and I haven’t even met Applejack, Fluttershy, or Rainbow dash yet! I would have listed Rarity, but she isn’t necessarily “Fun”. Rarity is more like a piece of work wrapped in drama and pointless emotion. In other words, Rarity is boring in an interesting way.

But now, it was late, and it was time for bed. Yet, I had no place to sleep, so I… Rather awkwardly… asked Twilight, “Um… Twilight? Can I sleep with you tonight?”

“What!?”

“What do you mean “what”? Oh, I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant, can I sleep here tonight!? I have nowhere else to rest, and Pinkie Pie isn’t necessarily a quiet host.”

“Oh, I thought… um… we just met and… that was awkward.”

“Sorry, I did not mean it like that! Can I sleep in your house tonight?”

“Sure, no problem!” Then Twilight set up a bed for me, but then I saw Spike walk into the library. And he was… surprised to see me. “Twilight, who is this!? Why do you have a male stallion in your house this late at night?”

“It isn’t what you think Spike! Controller Skies is new to Ponyville, and we were just studying magic together.”

“Yeah, um, hi Spike, I’m Controller Skies!”

“And what kind of “Magic” were you studying?”

“The usual kind! I assure you Spike, it isn’t what you think!”
“Huh, it had better not be. I’m going to bed, goodnight!”

Then, after that rather awkward conversation, Spike went upstairs to sleep. After that, Twilight kissed my cheek and headed upstairs. I felt embarrassed and slightly awkward as well at the fact that Twilight just kissed me. Soon, I just decided to stay down here and sleep on the bed Twilight made for me. As I lay down in bed, I started talking to myself. “I can’t believe she just kissed me, sure it was on the cheek, but still! I don’t like her, I like Rainbow Dash!” I facehoofed, “This is terrible, why did I have to develop such a close relationship with her!? But wait, we just met, I am sure she just kissed my cheek as a normal friend thing… Right?” Then I facehoofed with both hooves. That night, I ad dreams of me and Twilight, and they were… Intimate, to say the least. But can you seriously imagine someone who is just like Rainbow dash to be with Twilight? No way! Not me, that’s for sure! Luckily, as soon as I woke up, it was over. I got up out of bed and started practicing more magic.

Now I was determined to learn size magic. I practiced my shrinking magic first, which I must confess, was really stupid. I tried doing it more and more, eventually, I triggered it! But I wasn’t ready yet! I still needed to learn Growth magic first! Sadly, it was too late, and I was now no bigger than a Pikmin; and believe me, that was a really small size! I looked around, but I couldn’t fine the book I was reading. I looked left and right, up and down, but when I looked down, I saw that I was standing on the book! “This is really bad, if I am standing on the book at the size of a Pikmin, I am going to get crushed! I heard hoofsteps coming down the stairs, it was Twilight. “Darn it! I haven’t even met my favorite pony, and I am already going to die!” Twilight picked up the book that I was in, so I teleported out right before she closed it over me. When I saw where I teleported, I was on Twilight’s desk. I tried calling for her, “Twilight, help me, I shrank myself and I don’t know how to grow back!” There was no response, my voice was too small to be heard, I tried throwing a book at her head, but she didn’t see me! Instead, she just picked up the book I threw and put it on the shelf. “Come on, really!?” I shouted, but she still didn’t hear me. “Twilight, for buck’s sakes, listen to me!” And there was still no answer. I didn’t know what to do at this point; there wasn’t anything that I could do to get Twilight to hear me. I tried to grow myself, but instead, I just ended up teleporting somewhere I didn’t even intend. I teleported to Rainbow Dash’s house. “Oh, crap!” I shouted.
Now I was in Rainbow dash’s house, without her permission, I felt so bad! I was trespassing on somepony’s personal space! I tried to teleport out, but my magic horn was fried, not even a full night of sleep was enough to restore it entirely! I’m doomed! My favorite pony is going to hate me now! I can’t get out, the door is too far away, and I probably can’t even turn the knob at this size. I am so going to die! If not die, I’ll live with humiliation of the fact that I trespassed on Rainbow Dash’s private property! I’ve never felt so horrible in my life! I tried teleporting again, but I only ended up hurting my head. Now my head was burning! I was small, in Rainbow Dash’s house, trespassing on private property! “Oh Celestia, please help me! I hope Rainbow dash isn’t home!” And with just a stroke of luck, Rainbow dash walked right through her door. “Oh God no!” I started crying and hid myself under some pencils and paper, praying to God that Rainbow dash wouldn’t find me.

This is just fantastic! I finally see my lifelong hero, and I am trying to hide from her. I remembered that I had wings, so when the door was left open, I tried to fly out. I was flying as fast as I could, but right when I reached a few inches from the door, Rainbow Dash shut it, locked it, and went upstairs to take a nap. Thank goodness she went to sleep; now I had time to find a way out. I went to the lock and tried to turn it, but it wouldn’t budge! So now I was flying around like a blind bat, only I didn’t have sonar and I could still see. I tried looking for a vent, a window, anything to get me out of this place, but for a house that belongs to a slacker, she sure knows how to keep everything closed. “Brilliant!” I shouted, “Just Freaking Brilliant!” I was mad, and scared at the same time. Rainbow Dash was asleep, but I was still trapped. And there was nothing I could do but find an apple to suck juice out of, because I was clearly too small to actually eat an apple.

I flew down to the kitchen and found a couple of mini apples which were still larger than me, because I was once again as small as a Pikmin. But I got out a really small, but extremely sharp knife, and used it to cut up the mini apple. Now I could eat it and satiate my hunger. Instantly, I began gulping down every slice of the apple that I could make! Slice after slice, I ate about 3 mini apples and then, I heard hoofsteps. When I looked behind me, I saw Rainbow Dash heading to the kitchen. I couldn’t clean up my mess, so I hoped that Rainbow dash would think it was her mess. I flew into a cabbage and hid.
Rainbow Dash was now looking for something to eat, so she went into her refrigerator and searched for a meal. When I peeked my head out, I could’ve sworn I saw meat in there! But I was tired, so I was probably just seeing things that weren’t actually there. Rainbow dash brought out a couple of carrots and took a few apples. Then I heard words that I would dread, “Hmm, Where are the cabbages?” My heart stopped for a second and I suddenly felt so hopeless, that I fainted.

When I woke up, I felt the cabbage I was hiding in moving. I opened my eyes and saw something so fearsome, the gaping maw of Rainbow Dash. “OH GOD NO!!!” But it was too late to call for mercy. Sadly, just as I had yelled, Rainbow Dash closed her mouth around me, and I was surrounded by darkness. I was screaming and coughing; gasping for a breath of air, but Rainbow Dash was chewing with her mouth closed, the way people and apparently ponies, normally ate. So no air was coming in, I was practically suffocating from all of the saliva! Her tongue was crushing me with the top of her mouth. I’ve always wanted to meet Rainbow Dash, but not like this! And now I was going to be swallowed by my favorite Pegasus in the world! Then, the sound I had feared most was heard… GULP! As soon as that sound was heard, I was being swallowed; slowly descending down Rainbow’s esophagus. And the worst part was, she didn’t even know I was inside her! I was flowing down the slimy tube, and it seemed like almost forever, when suddenly, I fell through a small opening and landed in a bigger fleshy room. “Oh God, I’m in her stomach!” And then I had no way to escape, and instead of being in a large and airy prison, I was now in a small and suffocating, fleshy prison. “It’s over!” I thought. And now, since I had nothing to do, I simply fell asleep.

Rainbow Dash was still eating, so whatever she ate next, fell down and flattened me even more, but even though I was trapped, inside of Rainbow’s stomach with no way out, my story wasn’t over. I heard a voice, it was Twilight’s, and I heard her ask a question. “Rainbow Dash, have you seen Controller Skies?” Rainbow Dash shrugged and asked, “Who?”
“The pony you took to the hospital earlier!”
“Oh, him? I haven’t seen him since I gave him those Hayburgers in the hospital.”
“Ugh, well, if you see him, tell me, please, he shrank and teleported away somewhere, and I don’t know where he went! I have to grow him to his normal size, or the worst things could happen to him! He could be crushed, or eaten, or worse!”
“Well, I have no idea where he is, sorry.”
“No! I can’t lose him! I just met him and I already want to befriend him!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, Controller Skies is already under your skin?”
“Don’t lie Rainbow Dash, you like him too!”
“What!? Don’t be ridiculous Twilight!”
“You know it’s true, you told me already.”
“I did?”
“Yes, you did.”
“Fine, yes I like him.”
“And if you know what’s best for him, keep an eye out for a small green Alicorn and inform me as soon as you can!”
“Will do!”
“Good luck.” Then Twilight flew away.

Well that is just perfect, the pony that ate me is my favorite pony and she has a crush on me… And I am going to die inside of her stomach! But hopeless as my situation was, my life wasn’t over.

Author's Note

Here is chapter Two of my time in Equestria. Again, i sick at writing, so please, no negative commentary. But please leave a positive comment if at all. Also, this story contains vore, so if that isn't for you, don't read it.