MICHAEL BAY VISITS EXPLOSION-FILLED EQUESTRIA

PROLOGUE - EXPLOSIONS

ONE DAY MICHAEL BAY WAS MAKING EVERYTHING EXPLODE AND RUINING TRANSFORMERS

THEN A *QUACK*ING PORTAL OPENED

IT EXPLODED

AND SUCKED HIM IN

"HI DERE"

MICHAEL BAY SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND CELESTIA EXPLODED

"OMFG U KILLED MAII SISTRRRR" LUNA SCREAMED AT HIM!

SHE EXPLODED IN GORE AS MICHAEL BAY SHOUTED "STFU!"

THEN SHREK APPEARED

"ITS NOT OGRE MICHAEL"

"OH FUCK NO IT ISN'T"

"WE'RE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!!"

eXPLOSIONS ALL OVER EQUESTRIA HAPPEENED

THE

FUCKING

END.

THEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED

MICHAEL BAY

DEVELOPED

EXPLOSION ITIS

NOW

DA MANE S1X R GONNA HAVE 2 STOP HIMMMMMMM1!111!11

WILL THEY SUC333D?

FIND OUT SOON

NOW IM JUST WRITING WORDS

WILL THIS BE AN INTERACTIVE STORY

OR NOT

U DECIDE

IM TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHIGN

SO I'LL LET THE FUCKIN' PUBLIC DECIDE

AND DID YOU KNO

THAT ONION

HAVE LAYER?

YES THEY DO

SHREK SED SO