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       MICHAEL BAY VISITS EXPLOSION-FILLED EQUESTRIA       
                        -by Fungi-                         
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                   PROLOGUE - EXPLOSIONS                   
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PROLOGUE - EXPLOSIONS
ONE DAY MICHAEL BAY WAS MAKING EVERYTHING EXPLODE AND RUINING TRANSFORMERS
THEN A *QUACK*ING PORTAL OPENED
IT EXPLODED
AND SUCKED HIM IN
"HI DERE"
MICHAEL BAY SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND CELESTIA EXPLODED
"OMFG U KILLED MAII SISTRRRR" LUNA SCREAMED AT HIM!
SHE EXPLODED IN GORE AS MICHAEL BAY SHOUTED "STFU!"
Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8)
THEN SHREK APPEARED
"ITS NOT OGRE MICHAEL"
"OH FUCK NO IT ISN'T"
"WE'RE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!!"
eXPLOSIONS ALL OVER EQUESTRIA HAPPEENED
THE
FUCKING
END.
THEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED
MICHAEL BAY
DEVELOPED
EXPLOSION ITIS
NOW
DA MANE S1X R GONNA HAVE 2 STOP HIMMMMMMM1!111!11
WILL THEY SUC333D?
FIND OUT SOON
NOW IM JUST WRITING WORDS
WILL THIS BE AN INTERACTIVE STORY
OR NOT
U DECIDE
IM TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHIGN
SO I'LL LET THE FUCKIN' PUBLIC DECIDE
AND DID YOU KNO
THAT ONION
HAVE LAYER?
YES THEY DO
SHREK SED SO