Pinkie's Dimension Gun

by Lavenderheart

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cheese Sandwich, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 1279

Pinkie creates a dimension gun, and Rainbow Dash is NOT happy about it.

Rainbow Dash definitely did NOT want to go to other dimensions today.
This is just randomness. To sum it all up, Pinkie Pie wakes Rainbow Dash up, telling her that she wanted to show her something. Turns out Pinkie invented a Dimension Gun(DG) and they go dimension traveling, meeting Cheese along the way.

This is my first story, so sorry if it stinks:/

Published 2014-08-14 22:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-14 22:40:03 UTC

Rainbow Dash hates new dimensions

Rainbow Dash stood up weakly on her...hooves? No, these aren't hooves...
She had paws?!
"Pinkie, where are we and why do I have pa-"
Then realization hit her.

"Oh no."
"What's wrong, Dashie?!"
Rainbow looked up to see Pinkie Pie standing before her. "What's wrong," she stated firmly, "is that we're CATS!!"she shouted.
Pinkie laughed. "I know!! The DG works!!"

Dash was about to yell at her until she heard a familiar voice.

"What the hay?!"

She turned around to see a pony- no, I mean CAT standing there as well.

"Cheese Sandwich? Is that you?"

Cheese looked at his paws. "Not quite as I remembered..."
"Cheesie!! You're back!!" Pinkie rushed forward to give the "stallion" a big hug.

Pinkie froze. "Wait a minute. How did you end up here?!
"Cheese smiled slightly. "Well, I had just finished with a party in Fillydelphia, and my Cheesy Sense wasn't going off, so I figured there wouldn't be any parties to plan, at least not anytime soon. So, I...well, decided to come back to Ponyville to visit you, Pinkie."

Cheese was blushing slightly, and so was Pinkie, as he continued on with his story. "By the time I got there, I decided to find you. However, I saw you talking to Rainbow, holding that."
He gestured to the DG.

"I wondered what was going on, so I went to check it out. Suddenly, I saw you press something, and then we were gone and now we're here." Cheese finished.

"Fascinating."mumbled Dash, with a roll of her eyes.
Pinkie jumped up and down. "Okie dokie lokie, now that we're all here, we can all have fun with the DG!!"

Rainbow Dash shook her head. "No way Pinkie. I'm going home."
She grabbed the DG and searched for a button that said "Pony."

There was none.

"PINKIE PIE!!" Dash screamed. Startled, Pinkie jumped onto Cheese's neck for protection.

"Rainbow, don't scream at her like that." Cheese said.
"Why wouldn't I?!" Rainbow shrieked. "There's only one button!!"

"The dimensions are random..."said Pinkie in a scared tone of voice, still hanging around Cheese's neck.

Rainbow glared at her. "Great!! Just great!! We'll probably be traveling through dimensions YEARS before we get back to Equestria!"

Cheese looked at her. "Dash, that's enough." Rainbow looked at the DG. "Fine. But we're finding a way out of this." She pressed the button, and they were gone once again.

"What the?!"
Rainbow looked at her fur...wait- that's not fur.

"What are these?!" Rainbow asked, wiggling the things that were on her hooves...no, these weren't hooves at all.

She pulled on the giant piece of cloth that hung on her chest. "What's this?!"

Dash looked at Pinkie and Cheese, who were going all over the place. Great...they're probably gonna screw something up if they continue going crazy like this... She thought.

She pressed the button with one of the things sticking out of her "hoof" and they were off.

Author's Note

Yep. That took a while. Turns out it was Cheese, the orange blur.
Seriously though, I think it's pretty obvious that they were just turned into humans.

Dimensions are annoying

I hate this... Dash thought as she looked at her ~~hooves~~ ,sorry, her fins.

"Ooh!! Look at this Cheesie!!" Pinkie the fish did a little flip through the water.

"Nice!!"

Rainbow couldn't take it anymore. She was so sick of all these dimensions...

She hit the button on the DG, and off they went.

Hours passed, and they were still going from dimension to dimension. They turned into dogs, cars, birds, slugs, sandwiches(of course, Cheese Sandwich was a cheese sandwich), giraffes, and many more.

"ARGGGHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!" Rainbow Dash said once she realized she was a butterfly.

Suddenly, a light appeared from out of nowhere. Two butterflies, one different shades of purple and pink, and the other one light orange and yellow, flew through the light.

"Twilight? AJ?"

"Eyyup."said Applejack, imitating Big Mac's voice. Pinkie giggled at this.

Twilight looked at them and said, "C'mon, follow me."

She flew through the light, and the others followed.

"-so what you're telling me..." Rainbow Dash said to Twilight in Sugarcube Corner with Cheese and Pinkie,"is that you got Celestia to use a spell to open a portal that let you walk through to another dimension and find us?!"

"That's right." Twilight replied.

"But I don't get it. How did you know we were in another fricken' dimension?!" Rainbow replied, a confused sort of look on her face.

"Ah was there behind you, sugarcube." Applejack said. "By the way, where's Pinkie an' Cheese?"

"Oh, they're out on a picnic."

The group started laughing as Rainbow told them about what had happened with the dimension gun. They started imagining what Pinkie, Cheese, and Dash looked liked like.

"I've gotta go," Rainbow said, heading out the door. "Cloud busting time!!"

Twilight chuckled, then turned back to Applejack. "Should we tell her?"

"No way," Applejack said, an evil- looking expression on her face. She'll find out that Pinkie and Cheese pranked her an' filled the clouds with paint."

Author's Note

IT'S DONE

YAY

I hope you enjoyed!!/)

Dash is in for a surprise....

You made a WHAT?!

"Dashie!!"

Rainbow Dash covered her ears in frustration. Wouldn't Pinkie ever shut up?!

"DAAAAAASSSHHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!"

Rainbow looked down from the cloud where she was sleeping. "What do you want, Pinkie?!"
Pinkie smiled. "I wanna show you something!!"
Dash groaned. She was definitely not in the mood to be shown something right now. After all, she was taking a nap.

"Not now, Pinkie Pie."
"Why not?!
"Because I'm sleeping."

Rainbow Dash barely even closed her eyes before she heard a high pitched voice come from above her.
"Hi Dashie!!"
Pinkie was floating with...a bunch of balloons? How is that even possible?! Rainbow shook her head to clear her thoughts before saying, "Pinkie, I said not now." Pinkie rolled her eyes. "C'mon, Dashie. I'm not a little filly." Pinkie stared her right in the eyes, with a look that made Dash feel slightly uncomfortable.
"What do you mean by that?" Dash asked. Pinkie held her stare. "What I mean is I'm gonna MAKE you see it."
Rainbow Dash felt puzzled at this, when she felt Pinkie push her.
"AAAAHHHH-what, what?!"
Rainbow had landed on a trampoline instead of the hard grass. She looked up to see Pinkie untying the balloons that were around her body.
"Pinkie Pie, I was taking a NAP." Dash said angrily. Pinkie just giggled. "I know that, silly. But I couldn't wait until another time to show you-" she reached into her saddlebags and grabbed a weird device that was purple with pink spots."-this!!"
Rainbow Dash started taking steps back when she saw it. "Wh-what is that thing?"

Pinkie smiled a very, very big smile and said, "This is my Dimension Gun! I call it the DG."
Dash stared at it. A Dimension Gun? What's a Dimension Gun?
Before she could speak, Pinkie pointed it at the ground. "Anything within 10 feet of us will go to a different dimension when I press this button!!"

Dash suddenly realized what Pinkie needed her there for. "Wait, Pinkie WAIT!!"
In the blink of an eye, Pinkie had pressed the button.
The last thing Rainbow saw was an orange blur, standing less than 10 feet from them.
Then, they were gone in a blinding light.

Author's Note

Welp, that's the first chapter. I'm gonna continue it, of course.
But where are they going?
What was the orange blur?
Find out next time in-oh forget it.
I'll update Pinkie's Dimension Gun soon.:)