The life of a time lordby wildcard2000ChaptersFirst day of schoolParty Time?New LifeBack to SchoolFirst day of school"Hi" whispered Derpy, as she kept waiving at me for what felt like the entire class period. "Hi, Derpy" I finally said. My mind was racing. How in the hell was she, of all people in the entire school, was sitting right next to me. "What are you doing here?!" I asked trying to act surprised sounding a little more scared than surprised. "I guess we have the same class together,” she said "Hopefully the only one" I muttered. "What was that?" She asked "Hopefully it's not the only one,” I said with a fake smile. "Me too, wait, let me see your schedule." She said. I gave her my schedule. It didn't consist of much. Per 1: Algebra 1 Per 2: Home Economics Per 3: Language Per 4: Study Hall/PE Lunch Per 5: Science Per 6: World History Per 7: Band (For some reason unknown reason I chose this class) Per 8: Intro to Tech I had a feeling that we didn’t have any classes together. “Omg we have all of the same classes together!!” she yelled, earning a lot of stares from the other students, even waking up the rainbow haired girl. “Yay” is all I could say out of the shock that I had from what I just heard. “Looks like it’s going to be a long year” I said under my breath. Later right before lunch… The last two periods went by as a blur. Because all I cold think about was that I was going to spend the rest of my school years with Derpy. I needed to find a way out of this. I could go and ask to rearrange my schedule, but I think it was a little too late for that. I could regenerate than no one would recognize me, but I think that it would be a little suspicious that a few days after starting school the new kid just suddenly disappears, and a new student comes here. “Well I’m out of ideas!” I said not realizing that I said that out loud. At leased we were in the halls heading to the cafeteria “What do you mean?” said Derpy, who had stayed no more that three feet away from me all day. “I uh,” I started, “I don’t know where to sit at lunch.” I hoped that she would buy it. “Oh it’s fine you can sit with me and my friends, I’m sure that they will like you as much as I like you.” She said. Perfect they won’t leave me alone either. We walked into the lunchroom. “They are over there,” she said pointing to a group of 8 girls. I recognized one of them, the rainbow-haired girl that was asleep for almost the entire algebra class. “Hi girls.” said Derpy as we approached them. “Hello, Derpy ” said a yellow girl with hair like fire, all red and yellow. She was dressed like a punk rock girl, black leather jacket, and blue jeans. “Y’all seem mighty happy today Derpy” said an orange-colored girl with a southern accent; I noticed she had a cowboy hat on her head. Her entire person yelled farm/cow girl. “Well I made this amazing new friend today,” She said gesturing to me. “His name is Austin, he’s new here.” “Hello, Austin.” They all said in unison, except this cream colored girl who was hiding herself in her own pink hair, peaking out from behind it once or twice, only to hide herself back her hair. “Austin, this is Applejack,” Derpy started gesturing to the farm girl. “This is Rainbow Dash,” gesturing to the rainbow haired cyan blue girl. “That is Fluttershy,” pointing to the girl cowering behind her hair. She looked at me, then a split second later she went back to cowering, and I think I may have heard a tiny little squeak. “This is Rarity,” she pointed to a white girl that had purple hair, I had a small hunch by the way she looked that she was all about fashion. “This is Sunset Shimmer,” she pointed to the punk rock girl. “And they are Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, And Scootaloo,” pointing to three little girls who where probably still in middle school. “What is your beauty mark?” asked Sweetie Belle. “What?” I replied. “You know your special talent,” said Scootaloo. “Well what do you think it is?” I said. “Muffins” said Applebloom. “What are you talking about, ohhhh, no not this.” I said covering the muffin on my jacket up. “It’s this.” I said reaching down into the inside of my jacket. I pulled out a necklace that had a flat hourglass on it. “This means that I am really good at telling time.” I said. “Prove it,” started Scootaloo, “The only clock in the lunch room is ”, what time is it?” “12:00” I said They all looked at their phones. “He’s right,” said Rarity. They all held out their phones showing the time to be noon. “Now watch this,” I said. I held up my hand, which I had three of my fingers up. “3… 2… 1… and 12:01.” They all looked wide-eyed, for their phones showed 12:01 at the exact moment I said it. “Now I’m impressed,” said Scootaloo. “Wow you’re like some lord of time, a Time Lord,” said Sweetie Belle. “Ha, Ha, Ha, ya right.” I said trying not to look sick to my stomach. “Is there something wrong?” asked Derpy, putting a hand on my shoulder making me flinch. “No,” I started, “I’m fine, I don’t like being touched.” I lied, taking her hand off of my shoulder. “Oh, darling, I hope your not getting sick on your first day” said Rarity. “Well don’t be getting sick around me, Time Lord.” Said Sunset Shimmer. Feeling even sicker to my stomach, I said, “I’m not getting sick, and can you guys please not call me that.” “Well than what do you want us to call you?” asked Rainbow Dash I thought for a moment, then I got an idea, I liked helping people when I was back on Gallifrey. “Call me, The Helper, when I was back in my old plan-, I mean town, I always liked to help people. What do you think?” I said, admiring my own nickname. They stared at me. I was starting to think that was a no on the name. “No, I don’t think that that would be a good idea,” said Scootaloo, “How about, Doctor Austin. Doctors help people too.” “I like it,” said Derpy. “So do we,” said Fluttershy, who had stopped hiding behind her hair. “How about just Doctor?” I asked, thinking that it sounded better. “The Doctor,” started Derpy, “it has a nice ring to it.” “Than it’s settled,” I started, “Call me, The Doctor.” Later at band “Well Mr. Austin, welcome to our school.” Said my band instructor, Mr. Cooper. “As a little thing that we do to new students here, we have them show us what they can do with an instrument. Just to get them more comfortable here.” Derpy looked at me. “It’s ok, everyone had to do it once.” “Am I aloud to sing, or have people help me, by any chance?” I asked. “Oh that is perfectly fine.” He said. “Now let’s see now, oh, ok I need a guitarist, pianist, drummer, and someone who can play base, and another guitar that I can play, all electric by the way.” I said seeing Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and that Pinkie Pie girl (who I think just appeared out of no where) raise their hands. “This is a little weird,” I thought to myself. “I never really liked singing all that much, but my past life liked playing the cello. I hope I know what I’m doing.” “Ok girls, here,” handing them paper that had their parts on them. “Oh ya, I need one more thing, uhhhhhh, Derpy I have a little something for you,” As much as a hated to admit it, I actually need her help handing her more paper. “Here.” She seemed a too excited about it. “Thank you, Thank you, Thank you,” she said, giving me a small hug, is it just me or did I hear a few aw’s. Tensing up as much as possible, I said, “Still don’t like being touched.” “Oh sorry.” She said Derpy, blushing. I think she likes me. I don’t think that this will be a very good thing. Forget that I have more important things to worry about. “Ok,” I started, “Here goes nothing.” Fall Out Boy - Save Rock And Roll [Derpy:] Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your (your, your, your, your) Forever, forever [Me in normal voice:] I need more dreams And less life I need that dark In a little more light I cried tears you'll never see So fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean And leave me be You are what you love Not who loves you In a world full of the word 'Yes' I'm here to scream No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll [Derpy again:] Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your (your, your, your, your) Forever, forever [Me with a deeper voice:] Blood brothers in desperation An oath of silence for the voice of our generation [Normal voice:] Whoa, how'd it get to be only me? Like I'm the last damn kid still kicking That still believes [Me with normal and deeper voices mixed:] I will defend the faith Going down swinging I will save the songs That we can't stop singing No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll (Forever, forever) Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh (Until your breathing stops, stops, stops) (Until your breathing stops, stops, stops) (Until your, your, your, your, your) (Forever, forever) [Deeper voice:] You are what you love Not who loves you In a world full of the word 'Yes' I'm here to scream No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow Only plugged in to save rock and roll [The girls singing along with me] Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh [Deeper voice:] No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll You ever feel like you just did something stupid in front of a lot of people? Well that is what I felt having everyone stare at me, and I have one question that I expect to have answered. Why was everyone clapping and cheering. “That was amazing!” Mr. Cooper said. “I’ve never heard anyone sing like that in my life! How were you able to make your voice get higher and lower than higher than lower?” “I’m not entirely sure myself,” I said not knowing the answer. “Can we please hear another?” said Sunset Shimmer. “Oh, oh, and can I be help with it too, please!?” “Well, I guess,” I answered after a little bit of thinking. “Ok let’s see now, Rarity and Derpy, don’t need either of you anymore, even though that was pretty good piano playing from you and singing from both of you. And here Sunset Shimmer.” Giving her some paper with lyrics on it. “I get to sing too!” She said in a shock. “Do you not want too?” I asked chuckling. “No, no I do want to sing, so lets get started.” She replied “Ok then, here goes nothing, again.” Fall Out Boy – Rat A Tat [Sunset Shimmer] It's Courtney, bitch [Me] Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey [Sunset Shimmer] No thesis existed for burning cities down at such a rampant rate No graphics and no fucking Powerpoint presentation So they just DIY'd that shit and they built their own bombs She's his suicide blond, she's number than gold [Me] Are you ready for another bad poem? One more off key anthem And let your teeth sink in Remember me as I was not as I am And I said, "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead," I kept wishing she had blonde ambition and she'd let it go to my head Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my love is a weapon There's no second guessing when I say Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my heart is a grenade You pull the pin and say, We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the high hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards 'Cause it's never Getting any better than this [Sunset Shimmer] We are professional ashes of roses This kerosene's live You settled the score This is where you come to beg, unborn and unshaven Killing fields of fire to a congress of ravens This is what we do, baby, we nightmare you [Me] I'm about to make you sweat roll backwards And your heart beat in reverse Our guts can't be reworked As alone as a little white church In the middle of the desert getting burned But I'll take your heart served up two ways I sing a bitter song I'm the lonelier version of you I just don't know where it went wrong Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my love is a weapon There's no second guessing when I say Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my heart is a grenade You pull the pin and say, We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the high hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards Cause it's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this [Sunset Shimmer] She's sick and she's wrong She's young dirty blonde Planted to sink inside her like a suicide bomb He says, "I've seen bigger." She says, "I've lived better." And they throw the matches down into the glitter Not a dry eye left in the house Go boy, go boy, run for your life Go boy, go boy, run for your life Go boy, go boy, run for your life We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards Cause it's never Getting any better than this [Me] Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Are you ready for another bad poem? “I think I’m going to like it here” I thought to myself with a smile on my face. Party Time?The next class periods came by as a blur. With people applauding me with my somehow amazing vocal skills. I was amazed myself. I was never able to sing before. Something tells me this is was my past self had told me about leaving me a gift. He, I mean I, was a musician before, right? I was walking to my bike when Derpy approached me. “I can’t wait for your party, tonight” She said. Then all of a sudden, a look of realization came over her, and then a very noticeable blush came across her face as she covered her mouth. “Party?” I started, “What party?” “NOTHING,” she quickly said. “Derpy, I need you to tell me,” fearing the location of the party. “I, wont tell anyone that you told me.” I could tell that I was getting nowhere. So I thought of something stupid. I took both of her hands and held them. Her blush was getting redder by the second. “Derpy, please tell me,” I asked again. “Okay,” she said giving in. “But you can’t tell anyone that I told you. Pinkie Pie always has a surprise party for new students at their own houses.” I let it soak in. after about a minute a thought came to me, Get Home NOW!! I knew that a little blue box in the woods would be a little suspicious. So I needed to HAUL ASS. I ran to my bike, forgetting that Derpy was there. I hopped on threw my shades into my pocket, and grabbed my helmet out of my backpack (If you were wondering how I fit my helmet inside a small backpack, think of the Tardis). I started my bike, and sped toward the woods. I sped off in the streets, I may have ignored a few stops signs here and there, but then the worst happened. I was speeding at an intersection, when all of a sudden the green lights turned yellow. I sped faster, not knowing if I would make it. 50 yards away, the light turned red. I slammed on my brakes I didn’t make it. The lack of a seatbelt made riding a dirt bike super dangerous. The bike stopped, but I didn’t. The momentum was too much. I went flying. The last thing I remember was hitting a big white semi. Half-hour later… I woke up with a stir, feeling a little pain in my head. “Where am I?” I asked, looking around. By the looks of it, I was in a bakery. The smell of bread and all sorts of sweet treats filled my nose. I looked around to see that same pink-haired blue woman that I saw this morning on my way to school, I was in Sugar Cube Corner. “Oh look, he’s awake.” I looked over to see Derpy, along with Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, and Rarity staring at me with looks of worry. A thought occurred to me, I put my hands on my face, to find my hood and shades on me. With a sigh I got up. “What happened?” I asked, “How did I get here?” “We just showed up when you went flying,” Derpy started, “You almost ran a red light. Then when you were about to stop, you flew all the way across the street, then you hit the semi.” “IT WAS SOOO COOL” said Rainbow Dash. “Only someone as awesome as me could have thought of doing a stunt like that!” “It did look pretty cool.” Said Sunset Shimmer. “Oh darling, I hope that you’re okay,” said Rarity inspecting my shoulder, which I just noticed had been hurting. She put her hand on it and I flinched, I think it wasn’t something serious, probably just badly bruised. A thought occurred to me, “How did you guys see it?” “We were right behind you.” Replied Derpy. “What, how!?” I replied. Nothing could go that fast in one minute. “I like fast cars,” Said Rainbow Dash with a shrug. “Then it must be a very fast one,” I thought For the next few minutes we just sat and talked about stuff. I was on my cell looking at my home settings. I was hoping that there would be some way of changing the outside of the TARDIS. I found the exterior in the settings. I changed the outside of the TARDIS to be a 3-story mansion and the inside was changed to be more normal stuff instead of alien stuff that these people have never seen. After a while, Derpy nudged me. “Are you ready to go to your party?” she asked. “Sure.” I replied, hoping that this would be good. “Can I ride with you?” she asked. “Riding with Rainbow gets me car sick. I don’t like it when she goes fast.” I still didn’t like being close to her but I didn’t want to say no to her either, she did look kind of cute “Sure, I guess. Lets go.” I gave her my helmet. And we all walked outside. My bike was next to the curb in a parking spot. I guess the girls put it there while I was unconscious. “Here, get on,” I said when I got on,” and hold on tight.” I turned my bike on, and revved the engine. Derpy put her hands around my stomach, and I think she rested the side of her head on my back. Was it me or did she have a crush on me? We sped off to the woods. Five minutes later we came upon my TAR- I mean my mansion, in all of its glory. “WOW, this place is amazing,” Derpy, said admiring my house, as the other girls pulled up in a blue corvette. “And I thought I was fast,” said Rainbow Dash with a frown. “How did you afford that?” I asked about her car. “How did your parents afford this, I mean what type of stone is this?” she said about my mansion. It was made of marble. “Touché, but my parents didn’t have this built, I did.” I replied, lying. “YOU WHAT” they all said in unison. “How much money do you have right now!?” said Sunset Shimmer. “Uh, hold on,” I said taking out my phone and looking at my vault info, “about 2.7 billion.” “WHAT!!!” they all said again. “Why, however did you get that much?” asked Rarity. “I inherited it, from my parents.” I said. “How rich are your parents?” asked Derpy. “First of all, I don’t like talking about my parents, they passed.” I said, a tear forming in my eye. They got in a car accident a while back, and for some reason, they didn’t regenerate. “Oh I’m so sorry,” said Derpy, giving me a hug, to that I stiffened up. The rest started to join in. “I still don-,“ I started only to be cut off. “Oh just hush up darling,” Rarity said. I gave in and put my arms around Derpy. I started to feel like I belonged for once in my two lives. “Let’s go inside,” I started, and with a big sigh I said,” my party’s waiting.” I walked to my door, a big thin block of oak wood, for some reason I didn’t go with the gigantic marble house. I opened the door, and I walked inside. I didn’t notice anything different, the lights were off, but nothing was off. I clapped my hands twice, and the lights came on (I thought that would work), nothing out of the ordinary. The room wasn’t any different. I walked on the stone floor, walking down a hallway on my left, it seemed like I should have gone this way. I walked up to a room. I opened the door. It was a room as big as a gymnasium. It had speakers everywhere, a huge dance floor, a stage, DJ turntables, and regular tables with snacks and beverages. Where was every one? “Uh, hello, anyone there?” I asked. “What’s the matter?” I heard Derpy’s voice. “Where is everyone?” I responded. “You’ll see.” She replied with a smile. I suddenly realized how thirsty I was. I mean I was going to get myself a smoothie or something while I was at Sugar Cube Corner, but I never did. I started to walk to one of the tables that had beverages on them. All of a sudden I got hit in my head. “What the heck,” I said reaching my hand out. My hand touched the table, but when I was at the door the table was on the other side of the room, and I was half way there. “Is this, paper?” I asked touching it again. It was, the entire room was painted onto the paper. I pushed my hand through it. I made a hole in the paper for my body, and I stepped through. It was dark, so I clapped my hands, and the lights came on. “SURPRISE!!!” came the entire high school. “HOLY SHIT!” I screamed, jumping back into the paper wall, which all came down. “How did you guys get in here?!” I started, “My house has the best state-of-the-ark security in the universe.” “Oh don’t worry about it Austin.” Pinkie Pie said. I took a moment to look at my surroundings. The room had balloons in it, along with streamers, and some girl was at the turntables. There was a big canvas poster that said, “Welcome to CHS Austin!” “Well, ok.” I said, but I was still going to steer clear of her, along with Derpy, they put up a red flag whenever I’m near them. “Well,” Pinkie started, “LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.” Half-Hour Later… The last 30 minuets were the best of my new life. People were coming left and right trying to get to know me. I sat in some chairs at a table answering their questions (Leaving out anything that had to do with aliens, Gallifrey, or Time Lords). “How long have you been here?” “A few months.” “How much did this house cost?” “3 million dollars.” “You could afford this.” “Yes.” “How much are you worth?” “About 3 billion” Again Derpy still didn’t leave my presence. I really was beginning to think that she liked me. “I could use a drink, you want anything?” I asked her, hoping to get some me time. “Sure I’ll take some punch.” She replied. I made my way over to the snack table. I was getting some red punch when I felt something touch my shoulder. I turned around to see Rarity right next to me. “How do you like your party, darling?” she asked. “Pretty good,” I replied, “not very many people did this back at my old town. And no one has ever clung on to me like that ever.” I looked over at Derpy. I caught a glimpse of her eyes staring at me. “You know, she does like you a lot.” She said. “Ya, I’ve noticed.” I replied. “No I don’t think you understand, she really likes you.” She said. “When you hit that semi earlier, she came running out of Rainbow’s car to see if you were all right. She even nursed you back to health, and I don’t think you saw but look at your shoulder.” I inspected it, it seemed the same as when I was at the café. “I don’t see anything.” I said. “No, no, no, look under your clothes.” She said. I took my jacket off. Then looked under my T-shirt. I noticed right away that my arm was bandaged up, with some kind of wraps that had these ointment spots on them. Then I realized what it was, these bandages were a type that my people used. When you wrap it around a cut, weather is inside or outside of your body, the ointment would heal it right up. Derpy must have found them in my backpack. “She did that for me?” I asked feeling rather guilty for not wanting her around me. “Like I said darling, she really likes you, a lot.” She said. Then she left going to talk to RD. I walked over to where I was sitting earlier. “Hey Derpy?” I asked as she looked up at me. “Ya what’s up?” she asked smiling. “There is something I wanted to talk abou-“ I started but was cut off by a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see Fluttershy right behind me. “Um, some of us wanted to know if you would like to perform something for everyone. I mean, if you want to,” she said. I looked at Derpy and said, ”To be continued.” I turned back to Fluttershy “Sure. Tell the DJ to stop the music, and then get Pinkie, RD, and Applejack, and in a few minuets I will have something ready. Got it?” “Ok, Great.” She said leaving. I rounded all of the necessary musical supplies and got ready. As soon as they came, I gave Pinkie, RD, and AJ scripts with their parts on them and another different just incase. We got up on the stage and gave the DJ thumbs up. Next thing you know, lights out. The room got a little quiet, there was a panic over why the music and lights were out. Then a spotlight came on right in my eyes. I grabbed the mic in front of me and… Alone Together by Fall Out Boy I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh You cut me off I lost my track It's not my fault I'm a maniac It's not funny anymore no it's not My heart is like a stallion They love it more when it's broke in Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna? Yeah! I'm outside the door invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next Tonight I'm high as a private jet 'Cause I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh My heart is like a stallion They love it more when it's broke in Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna? Yeah! I'm outside the door invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next Tonight I'm high as a private jet. Yeah (yeah) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end The room erupted in a wave of applause. Everyone was cheering for the song we played. I grabbed the mic again. “I have a few questions,” I started, “first, who likes the song?” Everyone started cheering. After about thirty seconds I had to die it down. “Second, WHO WANTS TO HEAR AN ANOTHER?!” Then everyone was screaming, “YES, YES, YES” “Alright then.” Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy When Rome's in ruins We are the lions Free of the coliseum In poisoned places We are anti-venom We're the beginning of the end Tonight The foxes hunt the hounds It's all over now Before it has begun And we've already won We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah Come on make it easy Say I never mattered Run it up the flagpole We will teach you How to make Boys next door Out of assholes Tonight The foxes hunt the hounds It's all over now Before it has begun And we've already won We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah As the crowd went wild, I thought to myself, “Ahhhh, I love my life.” New LifeUm hello? Is this thing on... Oh ya it's on. Hello my name is The Doctor. We'll kinda but who cares at the moment. This is a little autobiography of my long long life as a time lord. But I won't bore you all to death so you all won't read my story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 centuries ago "Time lord Austin you will be exiled from gallifrey" the judge words rang into my ears as he said them. No more seeing my family or friends, but it all didn't matter now because I have betrayed them. "We will send you to the farthest planet in which you haven't visited yet. Also known as earth." Ha ha, he doesn't know that I have in fact been there before! And I have left a tardis there just in case this world ever happen! I may actually have a chance for a new life on earth. Two hours later I was now hovering a couple hundred feet above earth. "We'll, are you going to jump?" I heard the judge's companion say after what felt like a few minutes "WHAT?!?!?" I yelled, thinking that he was going to drop me off, not literally. "At this height I will for surly have to regenerate." "That was kind of the point duhhh." Oh God, I thought. We'll goodbye to my light grey skin color and dark grey hair, am sadly my love for music. "ALLONS-Y" I yelled as I took my last look at my body, and then I jumped. Then I started to free fall. I saw the earth move closer and closer to me. And then just before I hit the ground, I saw a teenage girl walking on the sidewalk. But the weird part was that she looked almost exactly like me. And then I saw her friend, a girl that was a lighter shade of grey than she was, with long blond hair, and golden eyes. But the other girl's eyes were crossed, weird. And then I hit the ground, a few blocks away from the girls, in a junkyard. I awoke later that evening during the sunset. I jolted my head up, only to find that a metal bar was awaiting my for my head to strike it. Pain shot through my forehead, but also in my left eye. I opened my eyes, and to my horror my left eye was pointing to the orange sky. I began to panic. My eye was supposed to look at the bar that I hit, NOT THE SKY. I began to search around knowing that my tardis that I left here would be around somewhere. My wall-eye was compromising my vision. I couldn't move one yard without tripping on something that I couldn't see with my good eye. One hour later Finally I found the dark blue police public call box that I knew so so well. I poked through my jeans pocket for my key hoping that it would fit the lock. I found the key in my pocket about a minute later, I hoped for the best as I stuck it in the key hole. After a little jimmying it went in. I stepped in, admiring the tech of my people. After a quick shower to get the dirt off of me, I looked at myself in the mirror. I was awestruck, I looked exactly like the girl with the blond hair and the crossed eyes in which we now shared. I needed to think, because of course, I would see that girl again so I had to find a way to hide my face. I ran to my wardrobe looking for a jacket. I found a long sleeve light blue jacket with a hood and an emblem of a small muffin at the spot that my heart on the left side of my body (remember I have 2 hearts) would be. If I kept my hood up, no one would see my eyes. But I still needed to fix the problem with my eyes. I went to the infirmary, looking around for anything that could help. I had stocked a pair of black shades that were able to fix any problems that the wearer's eyes had, but they would only be fixed when the glasses where on my face. If not they would be regular wall-eyes. At long last I found them in one of the many hundred cabinets that I had. I put them on, and as they touched my skin, I felt my left eye move back into place. "Well, that is good enough for me" I said as I walked to my new bedroom. "Wow" I said as a entered my new bedroom. In the corner of the room stood a small case, with a bunch of gadgets all organized perfectly inside. As I looked inside, as if it was aware of my presence, a gadget turned on and a small green light shown from the end of it. I instantly recognized it as a sonic screw driver, a common gadget of the time lords and time ladies. " thank you, you sexy little vessel you." I thanked my new tardis. I took off my jacket and glasses and put them on the nightstand next to my bed. I layed my head down and drifted off to sleep. As I slept I dreamt about my old life. The family picnics on the floating mountains, the getting in into trouble with my old friends. The band we formed when we wanted to try and woo the time ladies of our age. Oh those times were the best. Then all of a sudden, my old incarnation turned to me. " I hope you don't mind, but I left you a few powers that have something to do with music, as you know I just LOVE it" he said to me. "As long as it's a good one, I guess I don't mind" I said back to him. "Oh don't worry, I know for a fact that you will love it" He then smiled and the dream went on. Back to SchoolI awoke the next morning, the memories of yesterday flooding back into my head. "Hmm, I wonder what powers my old incarnation meant?" I said, wondering what he actually had meant. I knew that all time lords can regenerate, right? But that, besides the fact that most of us (Including me of course) had the iq of 10 super computers, is the only thing I can think of. But forget it, I have bigger problems to fix. So I had to find a way to fit in or otherwise, well I didn't want to think of that. Last thing I want is to go to jail or worse, everyone find out that I'm an alien. So what I could do is join the local school. "Perfect", I said out loud. Now all I needed to do was to get myself an id of sorts then a driver's license, or maybe a motorcycle license. One day later So in the past day I had received my motorcycle license, along with all f the necessary paperwork (that I had faked of course). And I was able to get a 300cc Yamaha motocross bike. "Now all I have to do is get out of this junkyard, maybe I should get close to a forest. Ya that's what I will do." I said to myself. Walking throughout the tardis's corridors until I got to the console, did a quick scan of the area to make sure no one would see me. And then I was on my way. A split second later I had materialized in a forest about 5 miles away from the town. As I made my way for the garage, I picked up my jacket and sunglasses along with my iPhone 5. I had previously created an app that links with all of the tardis rooms, and with the swipe of my thumb, I can rearrange the rooms making me closer to any room that I need, or if there is an intruder I can make him/her farther away from my personal vault or make them walk right out of the front door. I put my shades in my pocket and grabbed my helmet, which i had created with the same tech that my shades use so I won't accidentally have to regenerate or kill someone. With a quick swipe with my index finger, I felt the floor move under my feet as the console room got closer to the garage. And with another rev of the bikes engine, I was off to start my first day at my new school. The trip into town didn't take very long, counting on the fact that I new my bike inside and out. But the moment I hit town, I felt every eye of all the people fall upon me. "Oh god" I thought as I saw everyone pause and stare at me. I saw a blue colored woman with pink hair, it looked almost as if her hair was the icing on a cupcake, who by the looks of it was about open her bakery. Sugarcube Corner, I saw, was the name of the bakery. I made a mental note to come back here after school. The rest of the ride to school was the same, people staring at me. The whole time it made me very uneasy. But finally, I ended up at the school. Once again, all eyes on me. I walked up the small flight of stairs, went to the large double doors, and walked inside. I hadn't even noticed that I had forgotten to take my helmet off, so I guess that is why most of the people wouldn't take their eyes off me. I quickly took it off and threw my hood up and threw my shades on before anyone could see my face or eyes. I began wondering the hallways, looking for the principals office. And just as I was about to turn a corner, I saw a girl running as if she was late for class, but she was running in my direction. I bet you can figure out what happens next, right? Yes you guessed it, we collided. "OH MY GOSH, I'm so sorry." I heard someone say. When I looked up to apologize I just about jumped out of my own skin. The girl with the golden crossed eyes was staring right at me. "I just don't know what went wrong. I didn't see you, I was in a hurry ya see, I was late for class." The cross-eyed girl said. It was at that moment when I realized that when we had collided, my shades had fallen off my face. I quickly panicked, I covered my eyes with my sleeve. "Oh no it was my fault. I wasn't looking so I didn't see you at the moment," I quickly said. "Have you seen my sunglasses? I must have dropped them when we hit each other." "Sunglasses? Why would you need them inside the school?" She asked. "Gotta think FAST Austin!" I thought. "Even the smallest amount of light hurts my eyes, it's a, uhhh, medical condition" I cleverly thought of. "Oh ok, I guess that makes sense." She said before picking them up a few inches away from my knees. "Here" "Thanks uhh," I started "Derpy" she said "Thanks for the help, Derpy" I said as I helped her pick up her papers and books that she dropped. "My name is Austin." "Thank you, Austin" she said as I gave her her books. I just thought of something, "hey do you happen to know where the principle's office is?" I asked. "Ya, it's right around the corner" she said. Then she saw my hands. "Whoa, your hands and my hands are the same color." She said as she grabbed my right hand. I guess she was right, I mean I couldn't even see her hand when she held onto mine. And that kinda scared me. "Are you ok?" She suddenly asked. "Huh?" I asked, not realizing what she had said. "Oh, ya I'm fine. Why do you ask?" "You feel hot" she replied as she held my hand. To be honest, I felt sick as soon as I realized who I hit. "It's my first day here, and I'm kinda nervous" I lied, I wasn't nervous at all. I was horrified that she kept talking to me. "Oh, ok." She replied. "Ya know, if we have any of the same classes together I could help you around the school if you need it." "Sure, I could use it." I must actually be sick, because I don't know why I would say that. "Ok, I gotta get to class now. Hope to see ya there" she quickly said, right before she bolted off. "Ya, so do I" I said under my breath. So after that whole fiasco, I went around the corner and sure enough, there was the principal's office. After meeting Principal Celestia and Vise Principal Luna, who (thank the gods) didn't mind my "medical condition" and my hood being up at all times, I was on my way to my first class with Luna. Before I left with Luna, Celestia gave me a class schedule saying that those were my classes for the semester.aa I arrived to my first class of the day, science. Luna entered the class first. "Sorry for the interruption, Cherilee." Luna said. "Oh it's not a problem, Luna. I was just taking attendance" I heard a response. "Well in that case, I have another student to add to the list." She then gestured me to walk in. As I walked in, for about the hundredth time today, all eyes were on me. But as soon as my full body was in the room, I heard a very long and loud gasp. I looked to my left and all I saw was a pink girl with a darker shad of pink hair run past. It was almost as if the girl saw her worst nightmare. And when I looked back, I saw a little bit of smoke that resembled the girl that just disappeared. "Um, should I be worried about what just happened?" I asked, still not fully understanding what had happened. As I said that I heard most of the students chuckle a little, as if I should of known what happend. "That was just Pinkie Pie, being Pinkie Pie. But it's nothing to worry about, well unless Rainbow Dash went with her." Cherilee said that last part whilst gesturing to a cyan blue girl with multicolored hair, who looked like she was dozing off. "You will find out why she did that after school." Luna said. I think I was even more terrified after hearing that. "Well I need to return to my office, I have a lot of paperwork to finish." Luna said before she left. "Well, Austin, how is your first day so far?" Cherilee asked. "Pretty good so fare." I replied. "Have you made any new friends yet?" "Well, I guess you could say that" thinking about what happened earlier. Then I realized something. "Wait, I haven't told you my name yet. How did you know it was Austin?" I asked "I was informed that you will be joining us today. And I had a student find a place for you sit." She said gesturing to a desk in the middle of the back row. "Now, please take your seat so I can resume class." "Ok." I said I walked over to the desk and took a seat. I pulled a pencil out of my backpack and a piece of paper to begin the class. "Psst" What was that? I thought. I shrugged it off thinking it was the AC. "Psssst" There it was again. "Psssssst, Austin!" I looked to my left to see who was trying to talk to me. As soon as I saw who it was, I almost fainted. There was Derpy, waving at me with a huge smile on her face.
First day of school"Hi" whispered Derpy, as she kept waiving at me for what felt like the entire class period. "Hi, Derpy" I finally said. My mind was racing. How in the hell was she, of all people in the entire school, was sitting right next to me. "What are you doing here?!" I asked trying to act surprised sounding a little more scared than surprised. "I guess we have the same class together,” she said "Hopefully the only one" I muttered. "What was that?" She asked "Hopefully it's not the only one,” I said with a fake smile. "Me too, wait, let me see your schedule." She said. I gave her my schedule. It didn't consist of much. Per 1: Algebra 1 Per 2: Home Economics Per 3: Language Per 4: Study Hall/PE Lunch Per 5: Science Per 6: World History Per 7: Band (For some reason unknown reason I chose this class) Per 8: Intro to Tech I had a feeling that we didn’t have any classes together. “Omg we have all of the same classes together!!” she yelled, earning a lot of stares from the other students, even waking up the rainbow haired girl. “Yay” is all I could say out of the shock that I had from what I just heard. “Looks like it’s going to be a long year” I said under my breath. Later right before lunch… The last two periods went by as a blur. Because all I cold think about was that I was going to spend the rest of my school years with Derpy. I needed to find a way out of this. I could go and ask to rearrange my schedule, but I think it was a little too late for that. I could regenerate than no one would recognize me, but I think that it would be a little suspicious that a few days after starting school the new kid just suddenly disappears, and a new student comes here. “Well I’m out of ideas!” I said not realizing that I said that out loud. At leased we were in the halls heading to the cafeteria “What do you mean?” said Derpy, who had stayed no more that three feet away from me all day. “I uh,” I started, “I don’t know where to sit at lunch.” I hoped that she would buy it. “Oh it’s fine you can sit with me and my friends, I’m sure that they will like you as much as I like you.” She said. Perfect they won’t leave me alone either. We walked into the lunchroom. “They are over there,” she said pointing to a group of 8 girls. I recognized one of them, the rainbow-haired girl that was asleep for almost the entire algebra class. “Hi girls.” said Derpy as we approached them. “Hello, Derpy ” said a yellow girl with hair like fire, all red and yellow. She was dressed like a punk rock girl, black leather jacket, and blue jeans. “Y’all seem mighty happy today Derpy” said an orange-colored girl with a southern accent; I noticed she had a cowboy hat on her head. Her entire person yelled farm/cow girl. “Well I made this amazing new friend today,” She said gesturing to me. “His name is Austin, he’s new here.” “Hello, Austin.” They all said in unison, except this cream colored girl who was hiding herself in her own pink hair, peaking out from behind it once or twice, only to hide herself back her hair. “Austin, this is Applejack,” Derpy started gesturing to the farm girl. “This is Rainbow Dash,” gesturing to the rainbow haired cyan blue girl. “That is Fluttershy,” pointing to the girl cowering behind her hair. She looked at me, then a split second later she went back to cowering, and I think I may have heard a tiny little squeak. “This is Rarity,” she pointed to a white girl that had purple hair, I had a small hunch by the way she looked that she was all about fashion. “This is Sunset Shimmer,” she pointed to the punk rock girl. “And they are Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, And Scootaloo,” pointing to three little girls who where probably still in middle school. “What is your beauty mark?” asked Sweetie Belle. “What?” I replied. “You know your special talent,” said Scootaloo. “Well what do you think it is?” I said. “Muffins” said Applebloom. “What are you talking about, ohhhh, no not this.” I said covering the muffin on my jacket up. “It’s this.” I said reaching down into the inside of my jacket. I pulled out a necklace that had a flat hourglass on it. “This means that I am really good at telling time.” I said. “Prove it,” started Scootaloo, “The only clock in the lunch room is ”, what time is it?” “12:00” I said They all looked at their phones. “He’s right,” said Rarity. They all held out their phones showing the time to be noon. “Now watch this,” I said. I held up my hand, which I had three of my fingers up. “3… 2… 1… and 12:01.” They all looked wide-eyed, for their phones showed 12:01 at the exact moment I said it. “Now I’m impressed,” said Scootaloo. “Wow you’re like some lord of time, a Time Lord,” said Sweetie Belle. “Ha, Ha, Ha, ya right.” I said trying not to look sick to my stomach. “Is there something wrong?” asked Derpy, putting a hand on my shoulder making me flinch. “No,” I started, “I’m fine, I don’t like being touched.” I lied, taking her hand off of my shoulder. “Oh, darling, I hope your not getting sick on your first day” said Rarity. “Well don’t be getting sick around me, Time Lord.” Said Sunset Shimmer. Feeling even sicker to my stomach, I said, “I’m not getting sick, and can you guys please not call me that.” “Well than what do you want us to call you?” asked Rainbow Dash I thought for a moment, then I got an idea, I liked helping people when I was back on Gallifrey. “Call me, The Helper, when I was back in my old plan-, I mean town, I always liked to help people. What do you think?” I said, admiring my own nickname. They stared at me. I was starting to think that was a no on the name. “No, I don’t think that that would be a good idea,” said Scootaloo, “How about, Doctor Austin. Doctors help people too.” “I like it,” said Derpy. “So do we,” said Fluttershy, who had stopped hiding behind her hair. “How about just Doctor?” I asked, thinking that it sounded better. “The Doctor,” started Derpy, “it has a nice ring to it.” “Than it’s settled,” I started, “Call me, The Doctor.” Later at band “Well Mr. Austin, welcome to our school.” Said my band instructor, Mr. Cooper. “As a little thing that we do to new students here, we have them show us what they can do with an instrument. Just to get them more comfortable here.” Derpy looked at me. “It’s ok, everyone had to do it once.” “Am I aloud to sing, or have people help me, by any chance?” I asked. “Oh that is perfectly fine.” He said. “Now let’s see now, oh, ok I need a guitarist, pianist, drummer, and someone who can play base, and another guitar that I can play, all electric by the way.” I said seeing Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and that Pinkie Pie girl (who I think just appeared out of no where) raise their hands. “This is a little weird,” I thought to myself. “I never really liked singing all that much, but my past life liked playing the cello. I hope I know what I’m doing.” “Ok girls, here,” handing them paper that had their parts on them. “Oh ya, I need one more thing, uhhhhhh, Derpy I have a little something for you,” As much as a hated to admit it, I actually need her help handing her more paper. “Here.” She seemed a too excited about it. “Thank you, Thank you, Thank you,” she said, giving me a small hug, is it just me or did I hear a few aw’s. Tensing up as much as possible, I said, “Still don’t like being touched.” “Oh sorry.” She said Derpy, blushing. I think she likes me. I don’t think that this will be a very good thing. Forget that I have more important things to worry about. “Ok,” I started, “Here goes nothing.” Fall Out Boy - Save Rock And Roll [Derpy:] Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your (your, your, your, your) Forever, forever [Me in normal voice:] I need more dreams And less life I need that dark In a little more light I cried tears you'll never see So fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean And leave me be You are what you love Not who loves you In a world full of the word 'Yes' I'm here to scream No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll [Derpy again:] Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your breathing stops (stops stops) Until your (your, your, your, your) Forever, forever [Me with a deeper voice:] Blood brothers in desperation An oath of silence for the voice of our generation [Normal voice:] Whoa, how'd it get to be only me? Like I'm the last damn kid still kicking That still believes [Me with normal and deeper voices mixed:] I will defend the faith Going down swinging I will save the songs That we can't stop singing No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll (Forever, forever) Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh (Until your breathing stops, stops, stops) (Until your breathing stops, stops, stops) (Until your, your, your, your, your) (Forever, forever) [Deeper voice:] You are what you love Not who loves you In a world full of the word 'Yes' I'm here to scream No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll Rock and roll, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow Only plugged in to save rock and roll [The girls singing along with me] Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh Oh no, we won't go 'Cause we don't know when to quit, oh oh [Deeper voice:] No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to save rock and roll You ever feel like you just did something stupid in front of a lot of people? Well that is what I felt having everyone stare at me, and I have one question that I expect to have answered. Why was everyone clapping and cheering. “That was amazing!” Mr. Cooper said. “I’ve never heard anyone sing like that in my life! How were you able to make your voice get higher and lower than higher than lower?” “I’m not entirely sure myself,” I said not knowing the answer. “Can we please hear another?” said Sunset Shimmer. “Oh, oh, and can I be help with it too, please!?” “Well, I guess,” I answered after a little bit of thinking. “Ok let’s see now, Rarity and Derpy, don’t need either of you anymore, even though that was pretty good piano playing from you and singing from both of you. And here Sunset Shimmer.” Giving her some paper with lyrics on it. “I get to sing too!” She said in a shock. “Do you not want too?” I asked chuckling. “No, no I do want to sing, so lets get started.” She replied “Ok then, here goes nothing, again.” Fall Out Boy – Rat A Tat [Sunset Shimmer] It's Courtney, bitch [Me] Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey [Sunset Shimmer] No thesis existed for burning cities down at such a rampant rate No graphics and no fucking Powerpoint presentation So they just DIY'd that shit and they built their own bombs She's his suicide blond, she's number than gold [Me] Are you ready for another bad poem? One more off key anthem And let your teeth sink in Remember me as I was not as I am And I said, "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead," I kept wishing she had blonde ambition and she'd let it go to my head Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my love is a weapon There's no second guessing when I say Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my heart is a grenade You pull the pin and say, We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the high hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards 'Cause it's never Getting any better than this [Sunset Shimmer] We are professional ashes of roses This kerosene's live You settled the score This is where you come to beg, unborn and unshaven Killing fields of fire to a congress of ravens This is what we do, baby, we nightmare you [Me] I'm about to make you sweat roll backwards And your heart beat in reverse Our guts can't be reworked As alone as a little white church In the middle of the desert getting burned But I'll take your heart served up two ways I sing a bitter song I'm the lonelier version of you I just don't know where it went wrong Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my love is a weapon There's no second guessing when I say Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey If my heart is a grenade You pull the pin and say, We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the high hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards Cause it's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this [Sunset Shimmer] She's sick and she's wrong She's young dirty blonde Planted to sink inside her like a suicide bomb He says, "I've seen bigger." She says, "I've lived better." And they throw the matches down into the glitter Not a dry eye left in the house Go boy, go boy, run for your life Go boy, go boy, run for your life Go boy, go boy, run for your life We're all fighting growing old We're all fighting growing old In the hopes Of a few minutes more To get, get on St. Peter's list But you need to lower your standards Cause it's never Getting any better than this [Me] Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat hey It's never Getting any better than this Are you ready for another bad poem? “I think I’m going to like it here” I thought to myself with a smile on my face.
Party Time?The next class periods came by as a blur. With people applauding me with my somehow amazing vocal skills. I was amazed myself. I was never able to sing before. Something tells me this is was my past self had told me about leaving me a gift. He, I mean I, was a musician before, right? I was walking to my bike when Derpy approached me. “I can’t wait for your party, tonight” She said. Then all of a sudden, a look of realization came over her, and then a very noticeable blush came across her face as she covered her mouth. “Party?” I started, “What party?” “NOTHING,” she quickly said. “Derpy, I need you to tell me,” fearing the location of the party. “I, wont tell anyone that you told me.” I could tell that I was getting nowhere. So I thought of something stupid. I took both of her hands and held them. Her blush was getting redder by the second. “Derpy, please tell me,” I asked again. “Okay,” she said giving in. “But you can’t tell anyone that I told you. Pinkie Pie always has a surprise party for new students at their own houses.” I let it soak in. after about a minute a thought came to me, Get Home NOW!! I knew that a little blue box in the woods would be a little suspicious. So I needed to HAUL ASS. I ran to my bike, forgetting that Derpy was there. I hopped on threw my shades into my pocket, and grabbed my helmet out of my backpack (If you were wondering how I fit my helmet inside a small backpack, think of the Tardis). I started my bike, and sped toward the woods. I sped off in the streets, I may have ignored a few stops signs here and there, but then the worst happened. I was speeding at an intersection, when all of a sudden the green lights turned yellow. I sped faster, not knowing if I would make it. 50 yards away, the light turned red. I slammed on my brakes I didn’t make it. The lack of a seatbelt made riding a dirt bike super dangerous. The bike stopped, but I didn’t. The momentum was too much. I went flying. The last thing I remember was hitting a big white semi. Half-hour later… I woke up with a stir, feeling a little pain in my head. “Where am I?” I asked, looking around. By the looks of it, I was in a bakery. The smell of bread and all sorts of sweet treats filled my nose. I looked around to see that same pink-haired blue woman that I saw this morning on my way to school, I was in Sugar Cube Corner. “Oh look, he’s awake.” I looked over to see Derpy, along with Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, and Rarity staring at me with looks of worry. A thought occurred to me, I put my hands on my face, to find my hood and shades on me. With a sigh I got up. “What happened?” I asked, “How did I get here?” “We just showed up when you went flying,” Derpy started, “You almost ran a red light. Then when you were about to stop, you flew all the way across the street, then you hit the semi.” “IT WAS SOOO COOL” said Rainbow Dash. “Only someone as awesome as me could have thought of doing a stunt like that!” “It did look pretty cool.” Said Sunset Shimmer. “Oh darling, I hope that you’re okay,” said Rarity inspecting my shoulder, which I just noticed had been hurting. She put her hand on it and I flinched, I think it wasn’t something serious, probably just badly bruised. A thought occurred to me, “How did you guys see it?” “We were right behind you.” Replied Derpy. “What, how!?” I replied. Nothing could go that fast in one minute. “I like fast cars,” Said Rainbow Dash with a shrug. “Then it must be a very fast one,” I thought For the next few minutes we just sat and talked about stuff. I was on my cell looking at my home settings. I was hoping that there would be some way of changing the outside of the TARDIS. I found the exterior in the settings. I changed the outside of the TARDIS to be a 3-story mansion and the inside was changed to be more normal stuff instead of alien stuff that these people have never seen. After a while, Derpy nudged me. “Are you ready to go to your party?” she asked. “Sure.” I replied, hoping that this would be good. “Can I ride with you?” she asked. “Riding with Rainbow gets me car sick. I don’t like it when she goes fast.” I still didn’t like being close to her but I didn’t want to say no to her either, she did look kind of cute “Sure, I guess. Lets go.” I gave her my helmet. And we all walked outside. My bike was next to the curb in a parking spot. I guess the girls put it there while I was unconscious. “Here, get on,” I said when I got on,” and hold on tight.” I turned my bike on, and revved the engine. Derpy put her hands around my stomach, and I think she rested the side of her head on my back. Was it me or did she have a crush on me? We sped off to the woods. Five minutes later we came upon my TAR- I mean my mansion, in all of its glory. “WOW, this place is amazing,” Derpy, said admiring my house, as the other girls pulled up in a blue corvette. “And I thought I was fast,” said Rainbow Dash with a frown. “How did you afford that?” I asked about her car. “How did your parents afford this, I mean what type of stone is this?” she said about my mansion. It was made of marble. “Touché, but my parents didn’t have this built, I did.” I replied, lying. “YOU WHAT” they all said in unison. “How much money do you have right now!?” said Sunset Shimmer. “Uh, hold on,” I said taking out my phone and looking at my vault info, “about 2.7 billion.” “WHAT!!!” they all said again. “Why, however did you get that much?” asked Rarity. “I inherited it, from my parents.” I said. “How rich are your parents?” asked Derpy. “First of all, I don’t like talking about my parents, they passed.” I said, a tear forming in my eye. They got in a car accident a while back, and for some reason, they didn’t regenerate. “Oh I’m so sorry,” said Derpy, giving me a hug, to that I stiffened up. The rest started to join in. “I still don-,“ I started only to be cut off. “Oh just hush up darling,” Rarity said. I gave in and put my arms around Derpy. I started to feel like I belonged for once in my two lives. “Let’s go inside,” I started, and with a big sigh I said,” my party’s waiting.” I walked to my door, a big thin block of oak wood, for some reason I didn’t go with the gigantic marble house. I opened the door, and I walked inside. I didn’t notice anything different, the lights were off, but nothing was off. I clapped my hands twice, and the lights came on (I thought that would work), nothing out of the ordinary. The room wasn’t any different. I walked on the stone floor, walking down a hallway on my left, it seemed like I should have gone this way. I walked up to a room. I opened the door. It was a room as big as a gymnasium. It had speakers everywhere, a huge dance floor, a stage, DJ turntables, and regular tables with snacks and beverages. Where was every one? “Uh, hello, anyone there?” I asked. “What’s the matter?” I heard Derpy’s voice. “Where is everyone?” I responded. “You’ll see.” She replied with a smile. I suddenly realized how thirsty I was. I mean I was going to get myself a smoothie or something while I was at Sugar Cube Corner, but I never did. I started to walk to one of the tables that had beverages on them. All of a sudden I got hit in my head. “What the heck,” I said reaching my hand out. My hand touched the table, but when I was at the door the table was on the other side of the room, and I was half way there. “Is this, paper?” I asked touching it again. It was, the entire room was painted onto the paper. I pushed my hand through it. I made a hole in the paper for my body, and I stepped through. It was dark, so I clapped my hands, and the lights came on. “SURPRISE!!!” came the entire high school. “HOLY SHIT!” I screamed, jumping back into the paper wall, which all came down. “How did you guys get in here?!” I started, “My house has the best state-of-the-ark security in the universe.” “Oh don’t worry about it Austin.” Pinkie Pie said. I took a moment to look at my surroundings. The room had balloons in it, along with streamers, and some girl was at the turntables. There was a big canvas poster that said, “Welcome to CHS Austin!” “Well, ok.” I said, but I was still going to steer clear of her, along with Derpy, they put up a red flag whenever I’m near them. “Well,” Pinkie started, “LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.” Half-Hour Later… The last 30 minuets were the best of my new life. People were coming left and right trying to get to know me. I sat in some chairs at a table answering their questions (Leaving out anything that had to do with aliens, Gallifrey, or Time Lords). “How long have you been here?” “A few months.” “How much did this house cost?” “3 million dollars.” “You could afford this.” “Yes.” “How much are you worth?” “About 3 billion” Again Derpy still didn’t leave my presence. I really was beginning to think that she liked me. “I could use a drink, you want anything?” I asked her, hoping to get some me time. “Sure I’ll take some punch.” She replied. I made my way over to the snack table. I was getting some red punch when I felt something touch my shoulder. I turned around to see Rarity right next to me. “How do you like your party, darling?” she asked. “Pretty good,” I replied, “not very many people did this back at my old town. And no one has ever clung on to me like that ever.” I looked over at Derpy. I caught a glimpse of her eyes staring at me. “You know, she does like you a lot.” She said. “Ya, I’ve noticed.” I replied. “No I don’t think you understand, she really likes you.” She said. “When you hit that semi earlier, she came running out of Rainbow’s car to see if you were all right. She even nursed you back to health, and I don’t think you saw but look at your shoulder.” I inspected it, it seemed the same as when I was at the café. “I don’t see anything.” I said. “No, no, no, look under your clothes.” She said. I took my jacket off. Then looked under my T-shirt. I noticed right away that my arm was bandaged up, with some kind of wraps that had these ointment spots on them. Then I realized what it was, these bandages were a type that my people used. When you wrap it around a cut, weather is inside or outside of your body, the ointment would heal it right up. Derpy must have found them in my backpack. “She did that for me?” I asked feeling rather guilty for not wanting her around me. “Like I said darling, she really likes you, a lot.” She said. Then she left going to talk to RD. I walked over to where I was sitting earlier. “Hey Derpy?” I asked as she looked up at me. “Ya what’s up?” she asked smiling. “There is something I wanted to talk abou-“ I started but was cut off by a tap on my shoulder. I turned around to see Fluttershy right behind me. “Um, some of us wanted to know if you would like to perform something for everyone. I mean, if you want to,” she said. I looked at Derpy and said, ”To be continued.” I turned back to Fluttershy “Sure. Tell the DJ to stop the music, and then get Pinkie, RD, and Applejack, and in a few minuets I will have something ready. Got it?” “Ok, Great.” She said leaving. I rounded all of the necessary musical supplies and got ready. As soon as they came, I gave Pinkie, RD, and AJ scripts with their parts on them and another different just incase. We got up on the stage and gave the DJ thumbs up. Next thing you know, lights out. The room got a little quiet, there was a panic over why the music and lights were out. Then a spotlight came on right in my eyes. I grabbed the mic in front of me and… Alone Together by Fall Out Boy I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh You cut me off I lost my track It's not my fault I'm a maniac It's not funny anymore no it's not My heart is like a stallion They love it more when it's broke in Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna? Yeah! I'm outside the door invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next Tonight I'm high as a private jet 'Cause I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh My heart is like a stallion They love it more when it's broke in Do you wanna feel beautiful? Do you wanna? Yeah! I'm outside the door invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next Tonight I'm high as a private jet. Yeah (yeah) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs Say yeah (yeah!) Let's be alone together (yeah) We could stay young forever (yeah) We'll stay young, young, young, young, young. I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home and I said I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead This is the road to ruin And we're starting at the end The room erupted in a wave of applause. Everyone was cheering for the song we played. I grabbed the mic again. “I have a few questions,” I started, “first, who likes the song?” Everyone started cheering. After about thirty seconds I had to die it down. “Second, WHO WANTS TO HEAR AN ANOTHER?!” Then everyone was screaming, “YES, YES, YES” “Alright then.” Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy When Rome's in ruins We are the lions Free of the coliseum In poisoned places We are anti-venom We're the beginning of the end Tonight The foxes hunt the hounds It's all over now Before it has begun And we've already won We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah Come on make it easy Say I never mattered Run it up the flagpole We will teach you How to make Boys next door Out of assholes Tonight The foxes hunt the hounds It's all over now Before it has begun And we've already won We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah We are wild We are like young volcanoes We are wild Americana exotica Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah As the crowd went wild, I thought to myself, “Ahhhh, I love my life.”
New LifeUm hello? Is this thing on... Oh ya it's on. Hello my name is The Doctor. We'll kinda but who cares at the moment. This is a little autobiography of my long long life as a time lord. But I won't bore you all to death so you all won't read my story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 centuries ago "Time lord Austin you will be exiled from gallifrey" the judge words rang into my ears as he said them. No more seeing my family or friends, but it all didn't matter now because I have betrayed them. "We will send you to the farthest planet in which you haven't visited yet. Also known as earth." Ha ha, he doesn't know that I have in fact been there before! And I have left a tardis there just in case this world ever happen! I may actually have a chance for a new life on earth. Two hours later I was now hovering a couple hundred feet above earth. "We'll, are you going to jump?" I heard the judge's companion say after what felt like a few minutes "WHAT?!?!?" I yelled, thinking that he was going to drop me off, not literally. "At this height I will for surly have to regenerate." "That was kind of the point duhhh." Oh God, I thought. We'll goodbye to my light grey skin color and dark grey hair, am sadly my love for music. "ALLONS-Y" I yelled as I took my last look at my body, and then I jumped. Then I started to free fall. I saw the earth move closer and closer to me. And then just before I hit the ground, I saw a teenage girl walking on the sidewalk. But the weird part was that she looked almost exactly like me. And then I saw her friend, a girl that was a lighter shade of grey than she was, with long blond hair, and golden eyes. But the other girl's eyes were crossed, weird. And then I hit the ground, a few blocks away from the girls, in a junkyard. I awoke later that evening during the sunset. I jolted my head up, only to find that a metal bar was awaiting my for my head to strike it. Pain shot through my forehead, but also in my left eye. I opened my eyes, and to my horror my left eye was pointing to the orange sky. I began to panic. My eye was supposed to look at the bar that I hit, NOT THE SKY. I began to search around knowing that my tardis that I left here would be around somewhere. My wall-eye was compromising my vision. I couldn't move one yard without tripping on something that I couldn't see with my good eye. One hour later Finally I found the dark blue police public call box that I knew so so well. I poked through my jeans pocket for my key hoping that it would fit the lock. I found the key in my pocket about a minute later, I hoped for the best as I stuck it in the key hole. After a little jimmying it went in. I stepped in, admiring the tech of my people. After a quick shower to get the dirt off of me, I looked at myself in the mirror. I was awestruck, I looked exactly like the girl with the blond hair and the crossed eyes in which we now shared. I needed to think, because of course, I would see that girl again so I had to find a way to hide my face. I ran to my wardrobe looking for a jacket. I found a long sleeve light blue jacket with a hood and an emblem of a small muffin at the spot that my heart on the left side of my body (remember I have 2 hearts) would be. If I kept my hood up, no one would see my eyes. But I still needed to fix the problem with my eyes. I went to the infirmary, looking around for anything that could help. I had stocked a pair of black shades that were able to fix any problems that the wearer's eyes had, but they would only be fixed when the glasses where on my face. If not they would be regular wall-eyes. At long last I found them in one of the many hundred cabinets that I had. I put them on, and as they touched my skin, I felt my left eye move back into place. "Well, that is good enough for me" I said as I walked to my new bedroom. "Wow" I said as a entered my new bedroom. In the corner of the room stood a small case, with a bunch of gadgets all organized perfectly inside. As I looked inside, as if it was aware of my presence, a gadget turned on and a small green light shown from the end of it. I instantly recognized it as a sonic screw driver, a common gadget of the time lords and time ladies. " thank you, you sexy little vessel you." I thanked my new tardis. I took off my jacket and glasses and put them on the nightstand next to my bed. I layed my head down and drifted off to sleep. As I slept I dreamt about my old life. The family picnics on the floating mountains, the getting in into trouble with my old friends. The band we formed when we wanted to try and woo the time ladies of our age. Oh those times were the best. Then all of a sudden, my old incarnation turned to me. " I hope you don't mind, but I left you a few powers that have something to do with music, as you know I just LOVE it" he said to me. "As long as it's a good one, I guess I don't mind" I said back to him. "Oh don't worry, I know for a fact that you will love it" He then smiled and the dream went on.
Back to SchoolI awoke the next morning, the memories of yesterday flooding back into my head. "Hmm, I wonder what powers my old incarnation meant?" I said, wondering what he actually had meant. I knew that all time lords can regenerate, right? But that, besides the fact that most of us (Including me of course) had the iq of 10 super computers, is the only thing I can think of. But forget it, I have bigger problems to fix. So I had to find a way to fit in or otherwise, well I didn't want to think of that. Last thing I want is to go to jail or worse, everyone find out that I'm an alien. So what I could do is join the local school. "Perfect", I said out loud. Now all I needed to do was to get myself an id of sorts then a driver's license, or maybe a motorcycle license. One day later So in the past day I had received my motorcycle license, along with all f the necessary paperwork (that I had faked of course). And I was able to get a 300cc Yamaha motocross bike. "Now all I have to do is get out of this junkyard, maybe I should get close to a forest. Ya that's what I will do." I said to myself. Walking throughout the tardis's corridors until I got to the console, did a quick scan of the area to make sure no one would see me. And then I was on my way. A split second later I had materialized in a forest about 5 miles away from the town. As I made my way for the garage, I picked up my jacket and sunglasses along with my iPhone 5. I had previously created an app that links with all of the tardis rooms, and with the swipe of my thumb, I can rearrange the rooms making me closer to any room that I need, or if there is an intruder I can make him/her farther away from my personal vault or make them walk right out of the front door. I put my shades in my pocket and grabbed my helmet, which i had created with the same tech that my shades use so I won't accidentally have to regenerate or kill someone. With a quick swipe with my index finger, I felt the floor move under my feet as the console room got closer to the garage. And with another rev of the bikes engine, I was off to start my first day at my new school. The trip into town didn't take very long, counting on the fact that I new my bike inside and out. But the moment I hit town, I felt every eye of all the people fall upon me. "Oh god" I thought as I saw everyone pause and stare at me. I saw a blue colored woman with pink hair, it looked almost as if her hair was the icing on a cupcake, who by the looks of it was about open her bakery. Sugarcube Corner, I saw, was the name of the bakery. I made a mental note to come back here after school. The rest of the ride to school was the same, people staring at me. The whole time it made me very uneasy. But finally, I ended up at the school. Once again, all eyes on me. I walked up the small flight of stairs, went to the large double doors, and walked inside. I hadn't even noticed that I had forgotten to take my helmet off, so I guess that is why most of the people wouldn't take their eyes off me. I quickly took it off and threw my hood up and threw my shades on before anyone could see my face or eyes. I began wondering the hallways, looking for the principals office. And just as I was about to turn a corner, I saw a girl running as if she was late for class, but she was running in my direction. I bet you can figure out what happens next, right? Yes you guessed it, we collided. "OH MY GOSH, I'm so sorry." I heard someone say. When I looked up to apologize I just about jumped out of my own skin. The girl with the golden crossed eyes was staring right at me. "I just don't know what went wrong. I didn't see you, I was in a hurry ya see, I was late for class." The cross-eyed girl said. It was at that moment when I realized that when we had collided, my shades had fallen off my face. I quickly panicked, I covered my eyes with my sleeve. "Oh no it was my fault. I wasn't looking so I didn't see you at the moment," I quickly said. "Have you seen my sunglasses? I must have dropped them when we hit each other." "Sunglasses? Why would you need them inside the school?" She asked. "Gotta think FAST Austin!" I thought. "Even the smallest amount of light hurts my eyes, it's a, uhhh, medical condition" I cleverly thought of. "Oh ok, I guess that makes sense." She said before picking them up a few inches away from my knees. "Here" "Thanks uhh," I started "Derpy" she said "Thanks for the help, Derpy" I said as I helped her pick up her papers and books that she dropped. "My name is Austin." "Thank you, Austin" she said as I gave her her books. I just thought of something, "hey do you happen to know where the principle's office is?" I asked. "Ya, it's right around the corner" she said. Then she saw my hands. "Whoa, your hands and my hands are the same color." She said as she grabbed my right hand. I guess she was right, I mean I couldn't even see her hand when she held onto mine. And that kinda scared me. "Are you ok?" She suddenly asked. "Huh?" I asked, not realizing what she had said. "Oh, ya I'm fine. Why do you ask?" "You feel hot" she replied as she held my hand. To be honest, I felt sick as soon as I realized who I hit. "It's my first day here, and I'm kinda nervous" I lied, I wasn't nervous at all. I was horrified that she kept talking to me. "Oh, ok." She replied. "Ya know, if we have any of the same classes together I could help you around the school if you need it." "Sure, I could use it." I must actually be sick, because I don't know why I would say that. "Ok, I gotta get to class now. Hope to see ya there" she quickly said, right before she bolted off. "Ya, so do I" I said under my breath. So after that whole fiasco, I went around the corner and sure enough, there was the principal's office. After meeting Principal Celestia and Vise Principal Luna, who (thank the gods) didn't mind my "medical condition" and my hood being up at all times, I was on my way to my first class with Luna. Before I left with Luna, Celestia gave me a class schedule saying that those were my classes for the semester.aa I arrived to my first class of the day, science. Luna entered the class first. "Sorry for the interruption, Cherilee." Luna said. "Oh it's not a problem, Luna. I was just taking attendance" I heard a response. "Well in that case, I have another student to add to the list." She then gestured me to walk in. As I walked in, for about the hundredth time today, all eyes were on me. But as soon as my full body was in the room, I heard a very long and loud gasp. I looked to my left and all I saw was a pink girl with a darker shad of pink hair run past. It was almost as if the girl saw her worst nightmare. And when I looked back, I saw a little bit of smoke that resembled the girl that just disappeared. "Um, should I be worried about what just happened?" I asked, still not fully understanding what had happened. As I said that I heard most of the students chuckle a little, as if I should of known what happend. "That was just Pinkie Pie, being Pinkie Pie. But it's nothing to worry about, well unless Rainbow Dash went with her." Cherilee said that last part whilst gesturing to a cyan blue girl with multicolored hair, who looked like she was dozing off. "You will find out why she did that after school." Luna said. I think I was even more terrified after hearing that. "Well I need to return to my office, I have a lot of paperwork to finish." Luna said before she left. "Well, Austin, how is your first day so far?" Cherilee asked. "Pretty good so fare." I replied. "Have you made any new friends yet?" "Well, I guess you could say that" thinking about what happened earlier. Then I realized something. "Wait, I haven't told you my name yet. How did you know it was Austin?" I asked "I was informed that you will be joining us today. And I had a student find a place for you sit." She said gesturing to a desk in the middle of the back row. "Now, please take your seat so I can resume class." "Ok." I said I walked over to the desk and took a seat. I pulled a pencil out of my backpack and a piece of paper to begin the class. "Psst" What was that? I thought. I shrugged it off thinking it was the AC. "Psssst" There it was again. "Psssssst, Austin!" I looked to my left to see who was trying to talk to me. As soon as I saw who it was, I almost fainted. There was Derpy, waving at me with a huge smile on her face.
