The life of a time lord

by wildcard2000

Party Time?

The next class periods came by as a blur. With people applauding me with my somehow amazing vocal skills. I was amazed myself. I was never able to sing before. Something tells me this is was my past self had told me about leaving me a gift. He, I mean I, was a musician before, right?

I was walking to my bike when Derpy approached me.

“I can’t wait for your party, tonight” She said. Then all of a sudden, a look of realization came over her, and then a very noticeable blush came across her face as she covered her mouth.

“Party?” I started, “What party?”

“NOTHING,” she quickly said.

“Derpy, I need you to tell me,” fearing the location of the party. “I, wont tell anyone that you told me.”

I could tell that I was getting nowhere. So I thought of something stupid. I took both of her hands and held them. Her blush was getting redder by the second.

“Derpy, please tell me,” I asked again.

“Okay,” she said giving in. “But you can’t tell anyone that I told you. Pinkie Pie always has a surprise party for new students at their own houses.”

I let it soak in. after about a minute a thought came to me, Get Home NOW!! I knew that a little blue box in the woods would be a little suspicious. So I needed to HAUL ASS.

I ran to my bike, forgetting that Derpy was there. I hopped on threw my shades into my pocket, and grabbed my helmet out of my backpack (If you were wondering how I fit my helmet inside a small backpack, think of the Tardis). I started my bike, and sped toward the woods.

I sped off in the streets, I may have ignored a few stops signs here and there, but then the worst happened.

I was speeding at an intersection, when all of a sudden the green lights turned yellow. I sped faster, not knowing if I would make it. 50 yards away, the light turned red. I slammed on my brakes I didn’t make it. The lack of a seatbelt made riding a dirt bike super dangerous. The bike stopped, but I didn’t. The momentum was too much. I went flying. The last thing I remember was hitting a big white semi.

Half-hour later…

I woke up with a stir, feeling a little pain in my head.

“Where am I?” I asked, looking around. By the looks of it, I was in a bakery. The smell of bread and all sorts of sweet treats filled my nose. I looked around to see that same pink-haired blue woman that I saw this morning on my way to school, I was in Sugar Cube Corner.

“Oh look, he’s awake.” I looked over to see Derpy, along with Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, and Rarity staring at me with looks of worry.

A thought occurred to me, I put my hands on my face, to find my hood and shades on me.

With a sigh I got up.

“What happened?” I asked, “How did I get here?”

“We just showed up when you went flying,” Derpy started, “You almost ran a red light. Then when you were about to stop, you flew all the way across the street, then you hit the semi.”

“IT WAS SOOO COOL” said Rainbow Dash. “Only someone as awesome as me could have thought of doing a stunt like that!”

“It did look pretty cool.” Said Sunset Shimmer.

“Oh darling, I hope that you’re okay,” said Rarity inspecting my shoulder, which I just noticed had been hurting. She put her hand on it and I flinched, I think it wasn’t something serious, probably just badly bruised.

A thought occurred to me, “How did you guys see it?”

“We were right behind you.” Replied Derpy.

“What, how!?” I replied. Nothing could go that fast in one minute.

“I like fast cars,” Said Rainbow Dash with a shrug.

“Then it must be a very fast one,” I thought

For the next few minutes we just sat and talked about stuff. I was on my cell looking at my home settings. I was hoping that there would be some way of changing the outside of the TARDIS. I found the exterior in the settings. I changed the outside of the TARDIS to be a 3-story mansion and the inside was changed to be more normal stuff instead of alien stuff that these people have never seen.

After a while, Derpy nudged me.

“Are you ready to go to your party?” she asked.

“Sure.” I replied, hoping that this would be good.

“Can I ride with you?” she asked. “Riding with Rainbow gets me car sick. I don’t like it when she goes fast.”

I still didn’t like being close to her but I didn’t want to say no to her either, she did look kind of cute “Sure, I guess. Lets go.”

I gave her my helmet. And we all walked outside. My bike was next to the curb in a parking spot. I guess the girls put it there while I was unconscious.

“Here, get on,” I said when I got on,” and hold on tight.”

I turned my bike on, and revved the engine. Derpy put her hands around my stomach, and I think she rested the side of her head on my back. Was it me or did she have a crush on me?

We sped off to the woods. Five minutes later we came upon my TAR- I mean my mansion, in all of its glory.

“WOW, this place is amazing,” Derpy, said admiring my house, as the other girls pulled up in a blue corvette.

“And I thought I was fast,” said Rainbow Dash with a frown.

“How did you afford that?” I asked about her car.

“How did your parents afford this, I mean what type of stone is this?” she said about my mansion. It was made of marble.

“Touché, but my parents didn’t have this built, I did.” I replied, lying.

“YOU WHAT” they all said in unison.

“How much money do you have right now!?” said Sunset Shimmer.

“Uh, hold on,” I said taking out my phone and looking at my vault info, “about 2.7 billion.”

“WHAT!!!” they all said again.

“Why, however did you get that much?” asked Rarity.

“I inherited it, from my parents.” I said.

“How rich are your parents?” asked Derpy.

“First of all, I don’t like talking about my parents, they passed.” I said, a tear forming in my eye. They got in a car accident a while back, and for some reason, they didn’t regenerate.

“Oh I’m so sorry,” said Derpy, giving me a hug, to that I stiffened up. The rest started to join in.

“I still don-,“ I started only to be cut off.

“Oh just hush up darling,” Rarity said.

I gave in and put my arms around Derpy. I started to feel like I belonged for once in my two lives.

“Let’s go inside,” I started, and with a big sigh I said,” my party’s waiting.”

I walked to my door, a big thin block of oak wood, for some reason I didn’t go with the gigantic marble house. I opened the door, and I walked inside.

I didn’t notice anything different, the lights were off, but nothing was off. I clapped my hands twice, and the lights came on (I thought that would work), nothing out of the ordinary. The room wasn’t any different.

I walked on the stone floor, walking down a hallway on my left, it seemed like I should have gone this way. I walked up to a room. I opened the door. It was a room as big as a gymnasium. It had speakers everywhere, a huge dance floor, a stage, DJ turntables, and regular tables with snacks and beverages. Where was every one?

“Uh, hello, anyone there?” I asked.

“What’s the matter?” I heard Derpy’s voice.

“Where is everyone?” I responded.

“You’ll see.” She replied with a smile.

I suddenly realized how thirsty I was. I mean I was going to get myself a smoothie or something while I was at Sugar Cube Corner, but I never did. I started to walk to one of the tables that had beverages on them. All of a sudden I got hit in my head.

“What the heck,” I said reaching my hand out. My hand touched the table, but when I was at the door the table was on the other side of the room, and I was half way there.

“Is this, paper?” I asked touching it again. It was, the entire room was painted onto the paper. I pushed my hand through it. I made a hole in the paper for my body, and I stepped through. It was dark, so I clapped my hands, and the lights came on.

“SURPRISE!!!” came the entire high school.

“HOLY SHIT!” I screamed, jumping back into the paper wall, which all came down.

“How did you guys get in here?!” I started, “My house has the best state-of-the-ark security in the universe.”

“Oh don’t worry about it Austin.” Pinkie Pie said.

I took a moment to look at my surroundings. The room had balloons in it, along with streamers, and some girl was at the turntables. There was a big canvas poster that said, “Welcome to CHS Austin!”

“Well, ok.” I said, but I was still going to steer clear of her, along with Derpy, they put up a red flag whenever I’m near them.

“Well,” Pinkie started, “LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.”

Half-Hour Later…

The last 30 minuets were the best of my new life. People were coming left and right trying to get to know me. I sat in some chairs at a table answering their questions (Leaving out anything that had to do with aliens, Gallifrey, or Time Lords).

“How long have you been here?”
“A few months.”
“How much did this house cost?”
“3 million dollars.”
“You could afford this.”
“Yes.”
“How much are you worth?”
“About 3 billion”

Again Derpy still didn’t leave my presence. I really was beginning to think that she liked me.

“I could use a drink, you want anything?” I asked her, hoping to get some me time.

“Sure I’ll take some punch.” She replied.

I made my way over to the snack table. I was getting some red punch when I felt something touch my shoulder. I turned around to see Rarity right next to me.

“How do you like your party, darling?” she asked.

“Pretty good,” I replied, “not very many people did this back at my old town. And no one has ever clung on to me like that ever.”

I looked over at Derpy. I caught a glimpse of her eyes staring at me.

“You know, she does like you a lot.” She said.

“Ya, I’ve noticed.” I replied.

“No I don’t think you understand, she really likes you.” She said. “When you hit that semi earlier, she came running out of Rainbow’s car to see if you were all right. She even nursed you back to health, and I don’t think you saw but look at your shoulder.”

I inspected it, it seemed the same as when I was at the café.

“I don’t see anything.” I said.

“No, no, no, look under your clothes.” She said.

I took my jacket off. Then looked under my T-shirt. I noticed right away that my arm was bandaged up, with some kind of wraps that had these ointment spots on them. Then I realized what it was, these bandages were a type that my people used. When you wrap it around a cut, weather is inside or outside of your body, the ointment would heal it right up. Derpy must have found them in my backpack.

“She did that for me?” I asked feeling rather guilty for not wanting her around me.

“Like I said darling, she really likes you, a lot.” She said. Then she left going to talk to RD.

I walked over to where I was sitting earlier.

“Hey Derpy?” I asked as she looked up at me.

“Ya what’s up?” she asked smiling.

“There is something I wanted to talk abou-“ I started but was cut off by a tap on my shoulder.

I turned around to see Fluttershy right behind me.

“Um, some of us wanted to know if you would like to perform something for everyone. I mean, if you want to,” she said.

I looked at Derpy and said, ”To be continued.”

I turned back to Fluttershy

“Sure. Tell the DJ to stop the music, and then get Pinkie, RD, and Applejack, and in a few minuets I will have something ready. Got it?”

“Ok, Great.” She said leaving.

I rounded all of the necessary musical supplies and got ready. As soon as they came, I gave Pinkie, RD, and AJ scripts with their parts on them and another different just incase.

We got up on the stage and gave the DJ thumbs up. Next thing you know, lights out.

The room got a little quiet, there was a panic over why the music and lights were out. Then a spotlight came on right in my eyes. I grabbed the mic in front of me and…

Alone Together by Fall Out Boy

I don't know where you're going
But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
I don't know where I'm going
But I don't think I'm coming home and I said
I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead
This is the road to ruin
And we're starting at the end

Say yeah (yeah!)
Let's be alone together (yeah)
We could stay young forever (yeah)
Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs
Say yeah (yeah!)
Let's be alone together (yeah)
We could stay young forever (yeah)
We'll stay young, young, young, young, young.

Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh

You cut me off I lost my track
It's not my fault I'm a maniac
It's not funny anymore no it's not

My heart is like a stallion
They love it more when it's broke in
Do you wanna feel beautiful?
Do you wanna? Yeah!

I'm outside the door invite me in
So we can go back and play pretend
I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next
Tonight I'm high as a private jet

'Cause I don't know where you're going
But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
I don't know where I'm going
But I don't think I'm coming home and I said
I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead
This is the road to ruin
And we're starting at the end

Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh
Uh, uh, uh, uh-oh

My heart is like a stallion
They love it more when it's broke in
Do you wanna feel beautiful?
Do you wanna? Yeah!

I'm outside the door invite me in
So we can go back and play pretend
I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next
Tonight I'm high as a private jet.

Yeah (yeah)
Let's be alone together (yeah)
We could stay young forever (yeah)
Scream it from the top of your lungs, lungs, lungs
Say yeah (yeah!)
Let's be alone together (yeah)
We could stay young forever (yeah)
We'll stay young, young, young, young, young.

The room erupted in a wave of applause. Everyone was cheering for the song we played. I grabbed the mic again.

“I have a few questions,” I started, “first, who likes the song?”

Everyone started cheering. After about thirty seconds I had to die it down.

“Second, WHO WANTS TO HEAR AN ANOTHER?!”

Then everyone was screaming, “YES, YES, YES”

“Alright then.”

Young Volcanoes by Fall Out Boy

When Rome's in ruins
We are the lions
Free of the coliseum
In poisoned places
We are anti-venom
We're the beginning of the end

Tonight
The foxes hunt the hounds
It's all over now
Before it has begun
And we've already won

We are wild
We are like young volcanoes
We are wild
Americana exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah

Come on make it easy
Say I never mattered
Run it up the flagpole
We will teach you
How to make
Boys next door
Out of assholes

Tonight
The foxes hunt the hounds
It's all over now
Before it has begun
And we've already won

We are wild
We are like young volcanoes
We are wild
Americana exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah

As the crowd went wild, I thought to myself, “Ahhhh, I love my life.”