Date Night

by electreXcessive

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 4467

Pinkie and Twilight get sidetracked preparing for a night out. Contains futa TwiPie.

Pinkie Pie has a date planned with Twilight Sparkle. However, when her impatience gets the better of her before her girlfriend arrives, the night takes an unexpected, but not unwelcome, turn.

Contains futanari and autofellatio. Viewer discretion advised.

Co-written by PPTS.

Published 2014-08-15 12:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-15 12:10:03 UTC

Date Night

Pinkie Pie did not do well with boredom.

The pink-haired woman sat on her bed in mild frustration, bemoaning the utter lack of stuff to do she had. The Cakes had everything covered downstairs, she played with Gummy until the little guy passed out, and she cycled through pretty much every fun thing in her room a few times each. That just left her to lay on her bed, staring up at the ceiling and fidgeting with her own fingers.

It sucked. It just plain sucked. She had nothing to do while waiting for Twilight to arrive. She had to stay put to make sure she caught her girlfriend. If Pinkie left to seek something to do with one of her friends, she would absolutely lose track of time and end up not being home when Twilight came. She hated standing her up, even accidentally, which is why she strove to absolutely never do it. As a consequence, she was alone in her room, bored out of her mind, without the faintest clue as to what she could do to fix it.

Of course, she knew what she was doing once Twi got to her place. They’d go out for dinner, talk about whatever was on their minds, probably bang several times, cuddle and fall asleep together... the perfect day. She beamed at the ceiling just thinking about it.

She also felt something stirring beneath her. She was used to it by now; her sheath, a nifty little present from Twi on one of their more heated dates that she elected to keep. The thought of the imminent sex must have summoned some arousal.

Not that Pinkie minded. In fact, now she knew what to do while she waited.

Without a second thought, she threw off her shirt, her sizable breasts bouncing freely without the uncomfortable restraint of a bra once the cloth was removed. She pulled down her short skirt and panties, taking her thigh-high socks down with them, and plopped right back down onto her bed without a shred of clothing left on her. The head of her oddly equine shaft was already peeking out from its sheath, and she giggled at the sight, likening it to a shy turtle trying to slowly leave its shell.

Deciding not to wait for her own horniness to do the job, she grabbed the head and tugged the rest of her dick from its hiding place. It flopped right down onto her chest and stomach, the flaccid length already mere inches from her own boobs. Pinkie adored Twilight for going all-out with the thing.

Peeking between her cushiony tits, she stared directly at the tip of her limp horse cock. As easy as it would be to touch and stroke it to full erection, she decided to let her imagination do the work.

Dirty thoughts flooded her mind immediately, all of them of her dear Twilight Sparkle. The very first thing she imagined was her lover’s own magically-crafted, more species-appropriate male endowment, much more modest even at full mast and concealed at the head by a layer of foreskin while flaccid. Her mouth watered at the thought of her equally-modest testicles, which her own body didn’t feature, and the first scenario started playing out in her head. She imagined Twilight’s balls in her mouth, her shaft dribbling fluids onto her face as she played with the source of those fluids.

It was working perfectly. Pinkie’s shaft twitched at the lewd thought, quickly reaching her breasts and starting to shove between them.

A million other scenarios started running through her mind. Twilight thrusting into her as she drooled around her own cock. Twilight suckling her breast as they jerked each other off. Herself thrusting her cock as deep into Twilight as it would go, squeezing her sensitive ass all the way down. Each thought served to quicken her rate of erection, the precum already beading on the head of her cock before it could finish.

In a short moment, Pinkie was completely erect, her cock reaching a throbbing twenty-four inches, with the head resting on her lips even as she lay straight and still on her bed. She again thought of how generous Twilight was to adhere to her suggestions regarding her dick’s proportions; having the ability to effortlessly suck herself off was almost as thrilling as actually doing it.

Abandoning her imagination, she affectionately nuzzled the head of her cock before wrapping her lips around it.

The intoxication was instantaneous. Pinkie moaned blissfully around her dick, running her tongue in circles around the flare and catching her precum on the tip. She always imagined her fluids to taste like whipped cream-flavored cotton candy, a comparison that she could say from experience was one of the most accurate things in the history of yumminess. The taste of her precum, combined with the anticipation of the main event, caused her to drool.

She needed more. Even if she didn’t lodge the entire length in her throat again, she wanted to at least stuff her mouth, and as mesmerizing as the head was, it wasn’t filling. Without a moment’s hesitation, she scooted back on her bed, head resting against a wall of pillows, and started thrusting upward into her mouth. She moaned and slurped as she swallowed every spurt of precum her cock loosed, completely drunk on her own flavor. Every thrust ground the shaft between her boobs, the hypersensitivity of the pillowy mounds adding another electrifying wave of ecstasy to the mix.

From a sexual standpoint, this was literally her favorite thing ever. As thrilling as it was to have Twilight suck her off, and as much as she adored sucking Twilight off, there was nothing like stuffing her own mouth with her own cock and fucking her own face. She could actually feel every suck and slurp and lick, actually feel her enormous tongue coil around the intrusion in her mouth and jerk it off. She was experiencing her blowjobs firsthand, and she was damn good.

She was so lost in her autofellatio that she didn’t see Twilight in the doorway.

“You should probably remember to change the sign to closed next time, Pinkie.” Twilight sighed, offering a small chuckle as she looked at her lover sucking herself off on the bed.

“Mmmph!?” Pinkie yelped in surprise, just barely reacting in time to catch a sudden spurt of precum as she stared at her girlfriend. She released her cock from her mouth, the slightly expanded flare causing it to pop loudly. “Twilight!”

Twilight rubbed the bridge of her nose, blushing but finding herself giggling nonetheless at her girlfriend’s antics. “Heh. Hey, Pinkie. I take it you… uh… missed me.”

“Lots!” Pinkie cheerfully exclaimed, no longer fazed by Twilight’s intrusion. She giggled, kissing the head of her drooling dick.

“Oh Pinkie…” She rolled her eyes a little. “So I guess this means our date is going to have to wait a bit, isn’t it?” She climbed onto the bed next to Pinkie, sighing happily as she did so and observing all of her lover’s curves, marvelling in her nude body.

Pinkie giggled again, squeezing her tits around her cock and moaning softly. “I mean... I can’t go out with two feet of horse meat slobbering everywhere, can I?”

“Well, no. I suppose that would be a pretty terrible idea, wouldn’t it?” Twilight inched closer to Pinkie on the bed, snuggling up next to her and adjusting her glasses slightly.

After leaning over to give Twilight a kiss on the forehead, she promptly returned to sucking herself off, bobbing her head on her length and running her tongue along everything it could manage. Her eyes drifted to her girlfriend as she jiggled her tits enticingly around her gigantic cock, swirling her fingers around her perky nipples. She knew she wouldn’t be able to resist; her DD’s were as irresistible to Twilight as her dick was to herself.

Twilight watched her girlfriend’s seductive display, feeling her own pants tent a bit as a small blush graced her face. No matter how many times she saw Pinkie’s body, she just couldn’t help feeling like it was the first time all over. Her eyes trailed along her body, from her toned legs and thighs, to her well built abdomen. And those breasts of hers… Pinkie knew just how to drive her practically insane everytime by now.

She held her lover close, squeezing her breasts gently and giggling softly, her eyes drinking in every detail, from the way her fingers sank into them as she squeezed, to the way that they jiggled when she released her grip slightly. She smiled at Pinkie as she began to gently knead her breasts, helping her rub her own shaft with them and eliciting a loud and muffled moan from her as she watched her play with her perky nipples.

The new and constant attention to her breasts turned Pinkie to putty in Twilight’s hands, her precum spewing into her mouth in much more rapid succession and in greater volume than before. She squealed in bliss as she serviced herself obsessively, removing her hands from her nipples to caress her girlfriend’s head and guide it into her cleavage. She gazed pleadingly at her lover, sex fluids and saliva seeping out of her mouth and running down her equine cock.

Twilight grinned in turn, leaning down further, latching onto one of her girlfriend’s nipples and beginning to suckle on it. She ran her tongue along its surface, savoring each little bump and crease in the skin, enjoying the feel and taste on her tongue. Her hands squeezed her breasts even harder, though not enough to cause discomfort. She giggled at Pinkie’s increasingly insistent moans, running her thumb in teasing circles around the opposite nipple.

A familiar sensation began to build up throughout Pinkie’s body. She had a love/hate relationship with the feeling of impending orgasm; she wholly adored what it brought, but loathed that it meant her pleasure would come to an end. Fortunately, she had delaying her climax down to an art, and even with Twilight suckling on her extremely sensitive nipple, she was able to keep herself at bay. She was enjoying the taste of her precum and the flesh in her mouth far too much to have it end, and she started easing up on her suckling, her self-service becoming gentler in the interest of letting it continue.

Noticing the signs of her girlfriend approaching orgasm, Twilight tweaked Pinkie’s other nipple, rubbing and twisting it softly before pulling it over, taking it gently into her mouth and starting to suckle on both. She let out a content hum as she suckled, running her tongue over the perky tits that she loved so much, closing her eyes. She continued to hum as she squeezed Pinkie’s DD breasts tighter around her shaft, stroking her off with them as she enjoyed the feeling of both nipples in her mouth at once.

Pinkie’s squeals only rose in volume, completely out of her mind with pleasure as a result of Twilight’s suckling. She adored the mouth work on her nipples as much as Twilight did, and it prompted her to thrust and bob harder, mindlessly fucking her own mouth as her precum pooled constantly in her mouth. Somehow, she still had the presence of mind to continue warding off her climax, not wanting to have to deprive her dick of the euphoric, blissful pleasures of her own mouth and tongue.

The restraint shattered the moment Twilight nibbled on her nipples.

The flaring head and the first violent throb made Pinkie scream with delight, her mouth immediately filling with a blast of hot, delicious seed. If her pre tasted like whipped cream-flavored cotton candy, her cum’s flavor was even stronger and sweeter. She swallowed it heartily, the impossibly wonderful taste causing her to climax harder and her second spurt to fill her mouth even more than the first.

Twilight just continued to suckle on her breasts, humming happily as she watched her lover climax into her own mouth. After a moment, she gently stroked her lover’s shaft with her left hand, hoping to help her get it all out of her system. She giggled softly, enjoying the feeling of just pleasing her girlfriend.

Pinkie squealed in bliss as she gulped down more of her cum, allowing some of it to dribble out of her mouth and down her cock in some erotic gesture of appreciation. Every added sensation drew her climax out longer, and she tasted her gooey seed for several more precious seconds, trying to savor as much of it in her mouth as she could before having to swallow it.

After what seemed like a heavenly eternity, the spurts turned into trickles, and eventually the flow of cum ceased completely, the remainder of it staying in Pinkie’s mouth. She moaned softly around her spent cock and stared down at the woman at her breasts, pure love and adoration shining in her eyes.

Twilight smiled back, practically a mirror in the reflection of love that she was giving back, letting go of her lover’s breasts for a moment to give her a soft kiss on the forehead. “I love you.” That was all Twilight needed to say, giving her a gentle nuzzle and giggling softly as she watched the beautiful woman next to her.

With a fair amount of effort and a much louder pop than before, Pinkie removed her flared cock from her mouth, watching with intrigue as it started to hide back away in its sheath. She pulled her girlfriend over and locked lips with her, moaning happily as she gave her a cum-coated kiss.

Twilight returned the kiss, moaning happily in her lover’s embrace. She idly noted the taste of sweetness incarnate on her tongue as she held Pinkie tight, savoring every moment.

At last, Pinkie broke the kiss, returning to her loving gaze and savoring the tender moment... before she ruined it herself with a rather large belch.

Twilight covered her nose, rolling her eyes as she chuckled softly. “Oh Pinkie…”

Pinkie giggled and hugged Twilight, kissing her cheek. “I think I’m ready for our date now, if you still want it.”

Twilight looked down, noticing the bulge in her pants for the first time since they began. A heavy blush crossed her face at the thought of going out on a date like this. “Erm… actually, Pinkie… I can’t go outside like this. Just look at how noticeable this is.” She pointed to the bulge, causing a modest but still very visible bulge in her otherwise tight and form fitting pants.

“Oooooooh...” Pinkie marveled, unconsciously licking her lips. “We can’t have that, can we?”

“Heh. No, we most certainly cannot. Care to help me out with this, Pinkie?” Twilight smiled, giggling softly.

In a flash, Pinkie was on top of Twilight, slipping her out of her pants and underwear. After a short moment, she was staring at seven rigid inches of bare flesh, a pair of relatively modest testicles partially hiding her girlfriend’s lower lips.

Her gaze quickly locked onto her girlfriend’s balls. She didn’t have a pair of her own; her package would have been completely unmanageable with their required size, even with the sheathed cock. Twilight’s, however, were the absolutely perfect size: proportional to the size of the penis they accompanied, and small enough to not be a nuisance or eyesore. And the way they fit, tasted, in her mouth... it was enough to make her mouth water. Those balls were just as sensitive as her own tits, and she loved the noises Twilight made when she played with them.

She wanted them in her mouth, now.

Twilight did her best to position herself in such a way so that she looked as enticing as possible, doing her best seductive wiggle in an attempt to excite Pinkie, who was hypnotized by the swaying of her testicles. She hummed happily, noting that her erection was actually aching with excitement.

Pinkie licked her lips again, kissing all the way up Twilight’s leg until she reached her nethers, eliciting soft moans and pants with each contact. She planted a soft kiss on her pussy, letting her lips linger on it before dragging her tongue across it and up to her clit.

The prize dangled between Twilight’s legs, her snatch’s juices drooling all over it. With an unseen smirk, she prodded her tongue against her girlfriend’s scrotum.

Twilight moaned softly, running her fingers affectionately through Pinkie’s hair. She pushed forward a little, the wet and slightly bumpy sensation against her testicles sending a jolt of pleasure throughout her body. She sighed happily, closing her eyes as she let herself be lost in her feelings, silently noting every strand of hair that her fingers ran through, and every twitch of her body as she enjoyed the feeling of Pinkie’s tongue against her dangling bits.

Pinkie took the fingers as encouragement to continue, sticking out her tongue and lapping at Twilight’s balls. She targeted the left one first, dragging her tongue up from the underside of her ballsack and letting the testicle fall back against Twilight’s pussy with a light slap before repeating the process with the other one. Turning this into a pattern, she decided to tease Twilight further by accentuating each lick with a light kiss. Each lick and kiss brought with it a high pitched moan or light squeal of joy, Twilight’s legs twitching from pleasure each time.

With what could only be described as a loving smirk, Pinkie took one of Twilight’s testicles into her mouth and suckled on it.

Twilight’s moaning grew immediately louder and more evident. She involuntarily bucked her hips in a gentle rocking motion towards her lover’s mouth, a look of pure joy and affection visible on her face and even through her closed eyes. She reveled in the warm feeling of Pinkie’s breath on her testicle, and the new moistness that surrounded it like a coat, causing her to shiver slightly.

Pinkie simply hummed around Twilight’s succulent orb, sending a series of vibrations through her lover’s body. Her dexterous tongue wrapped around the flesh in her mouth, and she manipulated it to massage and lick every minute part of the testicle. She nuzzled the ball still hanging out of her mouth, bringing a hand up to fondle it and applying gentle pressure with her fingers.

“Oh Pinkie~” Twilight moaned as her incredibly sensitive testicles were played with. She continued her gentle thrusting motions toward Pinkie’s working mouth. As she did, she felt tiny beads of precum already beginning to drip slowly down her modest shaft. Pinkie smiled around the ball in her mouth, poking the tip of her tongue out to collect the dripping beads as they fell.

In a moment, Pinkie chose to release the testicle in her hand, sucking it up into her mouth to join the other. The fleshy appendage in her mouth ran in a figure-eight around both balls before quickly constricting and massaging them both as she hummed again.

“Sweet Celestia…” The feeling of Pinkie’s tongue doing figure-eights around her testicles, as well as the warm wetness, caused Twilight’s shaft to twitch, squirting a bit of precum onto Pinkie’s nose, which made her lover giggle and hum some more. She blushed sheepishly, continuing to run her hands lovingly through her hair and caress her lover’s face.

Pinkie gazed at Twilight’s cock as she pampered her balls with her tongue, the tiny precum facial inspiring her to try and get her off without touching it. With new resolve, she doubled her efforts on Twilight’s balls, licking and sucking with as much love and passion as she could muster.

“Nnngh… Oh my gosh, Pinkie… D-Don’t stop~”

At her words, Pinkie started nibbling ever so gently on her balls. Twilight almost immediately came, the nibbling sensation bringing her dangerous close to the edge of climax. Every twitch and spurt made her girlfriend clamp gently down again with her teeth. she moaned, using everything her mouth had to offer to drive Twilight over.

After a few more moments of Pinkie’s loving attention to her testicles, Twilight cried out, moaning her name as she thrusted idly and climaxed. She fired sticky streams of cum out onto Pinkie’s face, making her giggle and suckle even harder to try and draw as much of the cum from her balls as possible. The harder suckling was like a vacuum, causing Twilight to pant and moan harder as she released her seed for all she was worth.

After a few moments, she was left happy and breathless, patting her love’s head affectionately and smiling warmly down at her. “L-Love you, Pinkie…”

Pinkie smiled around her balls, sucking on them even as she pulled away and releasing them from her mouth with a pop as they fell back against her vagina. “Love you too!”

“Heh… w-wow… you always know just what buttons to push to drive me crazy.” Twilight gave her one more rub, spinning her body around and giving her love a passionate kiss, which she returned in earnest.

“Mmmm... so much for dinner, huh?”

“Yeah. I suddenly feel like we don’t really need to go out tonight. Good thing I didn’t make any fancy reservations like last time.” Twilight giggled, stretching a bit as her arms popped quietly.

Pinkie giggled as well, wrapping her arms around Twilight. “In that case, let’s end the night right!” She laid right back down on the bed, her cock already rigid again and her legs spread to expose her soaked and woefully neglected pussy.

With a sultry grin, Twilight crawled over to her, her own shaft still having some life left in it at least. She lined herself up with Pinkie’s waiting vagina, rubbing the head of her shaft against her shaft teasingly. Continuing to wipe her shaft across her slit, she allowed herself to be lubricated by the waiting woman’s excretions. “Ready, sugar?”

“I’m always ready for you, princess!” Pinkie beamed at her lover, pulling her in for a passionate kiss and squeezing her ass for encouragement.

Twilight returned the kiss and pressed her tongue against Pinkie’s lips, which she nabbed and suckled playfully. The squeeze on her ass sent a jolt of pleasure up her spine as she moaned into her lover’s mouth. With just a moment’s more hesitation, she pushed her lubricated shaft into Pinkie’s pussy, causing her to moan and clench down softly on the intruder. She continued to push until she hilted herself inside of her, relishing the sensation of Pinkie’s walls squeezing around her shaft, and the intense warmth she felt radiating over it.

Pinkie squealed in bliss as Twilight thrust into her, holding her tightly and pushing back against her as well as she could. Her cock throbbed with need just beside her head, dripping precum all over her bed in neglect. Without even thinking, she wrapped her tongue around the drooling shaft and dragged it into her mouth once more, sucking hungrily and swallowing her own fluids as her girlfriend made love to her.

As Twilight continued her steady, gentle thrusts into her lover, she bent down, starting to stroke and lick at any part of her shaft that she could reach. She hummed happily, enjoying the tangy-sweet taste, feeling every vein and wrinkle along the way run over her tongue.

Pinkie felt her cock throb in response to her lover’s tongue, pulling her down for a kiss and sealing the tip of her dick between both lovers’ lips. She wrapped her tongue and Twilight’s own tongue, pulling them closer together and wedging the cock between both their bodies as she ground against the dick thrusting into her. Each thrust brought Twilight’s testicles forward to slap against her flesh, eliciting further moans from them both.

A flurry of pleasure and joy flooded Twilight’s mind as she held her lover close. Her moans and grunts increased with frequency as she began the thrust faster into Pinkie, savoring every moment. Pinkie’s own moans matched Twilight’s at every thrust, feeding them both her precum with every spurting throb of her cock. Her body gently rocked from Twilight’s love making, just enough to bounce her tits around her own shaft.

Twilight picked up her pace even more, moaning happily, completely entranced in the bouncing motion of Pinkie’s impressive breasts. With each movement, each loving stroke, each kiss, and each lick, Twilight and Pinkie felt themselves drawing closer to climax. They fought to keep themselves from orgasming just yet, aiming only to pleasure each other as much as possible with the little stamina that they had left.

Their orgasms hit in unison. Pinkie cried out in ecstasy as her cock erupted into both of their mouths, splitting her load between the lovers’ mouths. Twilight swallowed and licked eagerly as the warm, gooey sperm filled her mouth, and with a cry of her own, she gave a few last desperate thrusts, bursting her seed deep inside of Pinkie.

The lovers were locked in their climactic bliss for several more seconds, still embracing even as orgasm faded into afterglow. Pinkie’s shaft retreated from its position and began the journey back to its sheath, but her lips remained locked with Twilight’s. After another eternity, even the liplock ended, and Pinkie gazed into Twilight’s eyes with joy and love shining in her own.

Twilight gazed back into Pinkie’s beautiful cyan eyes, her own twinkling as she did so. Panting and giggling with happiness, she peppered her face, neck, and forehead with small, gentle kisses, holding her as close as she could.

“Mmm… H-Heh… great as always, Pinkie… I love you so much…”

“I love you too, Twilight... heehee...”

She rested her head on Pinkie’s shoulder, nuzzling her contentedly. “You know, I’m kind of glad we stayed home today. Heh…”

“Me too,” Pinkie sleepily replied, nuzzling Twilight and attempting to slide the covers out from beneath them before her girlfriend used her magic to do it instead. She giggled and took the blankets from Twilight’s magical grasp, draping them over the pair.

“Mmm… Tonight feels like a snuggle-movie night, doesn’t it, sugar?” Twilight giggled softly.

Pinkie giggled again as well, wrapping an arm around Twilight. “If you let me pick the movie, I’ll let you suckle my boob again through the whole thing!”

Twilight tapped her chin for a moment, seemingly in thought. “Fine. But you’re the one getting out of bed to go get it.”

Pinkie smiled and slipped out of bed, quickly selecting and putting in a movie for them. She climbed right back beneath the covers and beside her girlfriend, and the two cuddled in bed bathed in the warm light of the TV screen for the rest of the night, concluding the perfect day.