The Life of Princess Red Blade

by dragonfire421

Rating: teen
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Length: 420

A day when I simple traveler named Red Blade gets his life changed as he finds a certain princess' crown in the mud.

Chapter 1 In The Beginning
Hello everyone my name is Red Blade, but most call me Dragon. I am a traveling trader, kinda like a trader Joe maybe… I don't know. On my travels I have come across the Holy Grail (Mr. Jones got not hen on me!), the found city of gold, the phoenix and many many more. But one day I found my way into the ruins of a medieval town oddly named "Ponyville". The town (or what's left of it) was somewhat small till you get to where the town square would be. It now looked 4x it size a second ago. The meeting hall or at least looked like one at that minute was gray and in shambles. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw something glow in the darkness. A white crescent moon glowing in the dirt. I walk over to it and pick it up (yeah I'm not the brightest sometimes), and held it in my hands.
"Wow! This thing is bloody bright!" I said to absolutely no one. So out of curiosity I put the blue crown on my head. Suddenly my head began to glow a dark blue. My body as well. Head to toe was covered in the strange blue glow.
Suddenly I start to feel a strange sensation in my legs and arms. So out of fear I pulled hands up fast to see what it was. OH MY GODS! Blue fur began to spread up my arms like an infection that keeps growing! I look away for a second, not sure if I want to believe what I just saw. So I decide to take a second look. The fur was now at the tops of my legs and arms! What do I do? What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
Suddenly my back began to hurt more than ever. So I fall to my knees continuously saying "STOP THE PAIN! SERIOUSLY!?!" I don't know who I was yelling for, because I was completely alone.
I began to feel light headed and tipsy. I sit down, then lie down and then pass out. I only knew I did when I saw about 5 hours later I woke back up. My partner inside my head. OH wait, I forgot to tell you who that is. Silly Dragon.
(I'm Red Blade, Dragon's perfect harmony conscience)
Yeah it's true.
But he is also a badass!
So Red Blade, how long was I out for? I hope not too long? And….. WTF!
(What is it Dragon?)
Look at yourself!?!?
(Okeey? ……………. WTH?!?!)
Yes that is what I'm talking about! Wait let me check ….
Oh my gods!?!?
I was covered in blue fur completely and totally covered! And I also realized I'm 2 inches taller than I used to be (weird). I look at my body a my cloths are just barely on me. Then I see something of the corner of my eye. I turn to my back I was on four legs and had wings that were……. WHHAAAT!!! I'm on four legs and I got wings WTF!! What the hell! I begin to freak out as I was stumbling my way out of the ruins. I look outside to see a military convoy coming my way. So I decide to test out my new wings.
I began to go higher and higher but not very straight forward.
"Aww crap!" I said out loud.

When I finally got going straight I got my way to a higher cliff. I looked down at where I just came from and people (military personnel) were walking around the area with what seemed to be rad. detectors! What the hell did I cause? Besides me turning into a HORSE!!

I continue to watch and wonder when I hear something like someone stepping on rocks behind me! I turn around in a flash looking at what it was and to be honest it was not what I was expecting. It was a boy (teen) easily in his 18-19 range. "Hello Princess Luna welcome to earth! I hope you will like living here! Wait, do you have a place to stay princess?" Said the boy.

"Ahhhhhh" is all that came out of my mouth. Then I realized I don't have my dude voice anymore I got a girl's voice! Out of panic I scream at the top of my lungs! I fell hard, either from the lack of air or something else.
The boy ran over to me with a worried look on his face, "PRINCESS!"
The world begins to turn black I close my eyes. I open my eyes to see pure white, so I simply rest my head down and go to sleep.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-15 17:11:57 UTC

Chapter 2 A New Friend

"Argh"

"What's going on? Where am I?"

I open my eyes wide to see my now dark blue body.

"Who am I?"

"You are Luna don't ya remember?" Said the strange boy looking like he was setting something up.

"Ah?" I said, "Who the hell are you?"

"My name? Well everypony calls me Danny. But you can call me Daniel. Princess." He said while bowing? Ummm ok this is getting weird? "Ok ummm..."

"Daniel."

"Right Daniel I am not who you think I am I simple picked this crown up and put it on my head. My real name is Dragon the traveling trader! Have you heard of me?" I said in to most egotistic way I could.

"That's rich Luna there's no way your him, that dreamy man!"

Ahhh.... I..... just that is creepy agreed Red Blade?

(Yes. Yes it is.)

"How can I prove to you I'm him?"

"Ok? What is one secret that leaked out too fans last year in may?"

I hate my life... "When all my fans found out about my second conscience"

"Aha......... Ummm you got it right........... Sorry dude...... Yeah."

"I guess no longer dude but chick."

(Hey I have an idea. We ask him if we can study up on this character)

Good idea, "hey can you catch us up on who this Luna is?"

"Us?"

Ah shit did I just say us, "by that I mean teaching me, together!" I suck at lying today.

"So to the interwebs?"

Ha ha he's like a mini me "Let's go check it out!"

15 minutes later of watching a kids show......

"Wow....."

Dang that show is good.

"Yeah I know" Daniel said.

I was looking around at this moment and got the bugesus scared out of me by a white fluff ball!

"Oh looks like Nikky came over to say hi" Daniel said abruptly.

I thought for a second after my jump scare. I wonder if I could use this persona for some "fun". What do you think Red Blade

(I think this would be fun)

"Ok let's begin to look into her!"

Five hours later and a whole lot of ice cream.

"Jesus bloody Christ! There is a lot of stuff!"

Me and Red Blade said in unison.

"I know" he said with a smirk.

(You know what? with this new body I want to go fuck with people in our old school. What do ya say old buddy? Sound like a plan?)

You know it brotha!