That Weird Couple

Retro:

She was very sensual. Very Sensual. She was like no other mare I met before. When we talked, I felt like I was talking to another guy. You know, you're open to your close guy friends. I don't know, but mentioning you masturbate in front of another guy friend didn't seem so odd, hell, you would sometimes go into full blown conversations about it! Girls were not the same, they were very private, but Cream wasn't like other girls. She openly told me she did it. We knew each other the whole year, we met in the fall, and our friendship really took off after winter break. That same cold season we got married. I admitted to her I wore diapers then, because I knew she wouldn't care. I did so openly. What a shot in the dark it was that Cream liked them too, of course I didn't admit to liking them, only using them when it was logical. I guess it wasn't too odd though, she totally would just expose herself to me, so it wasn't so odd she did it that day too.

Cream would pull these 'stunts', as I called them. We'd meet in my dorm, talk about stuff, and I'd show her my tracks. She was no whore, surprisingly she was innocent, so innocent that she would give me innuendos and I wouldn't notice they were on purpose. Cream never liked talking dirty, or any other fetishes, she just liked stallion down to the point. Anyway, she'd pull stunts like rub her hoof up against my flank every time she walked by, but in such a light way that sometimes you couldn't tell. When we would wrestle, or be rough in a playful way around friends, her hoof would do the same thing to my crotch. Another thing she did that drove me nuts, is she would literally keep her back legs open all day in front of me, or she'd bend over purposely and totally expose herself. As we got to know each other more, she'd do more, and I'd take advantage, and admit that I pulled a few stunts too. But what happened that day, I didn't expect.

I was listening to a track, wearing a diaper. I did this only sometimes, but it started to become more often when she was around. I stood up at my desk, totally unaware that she laid directly behind me. I sat my ass right on her hoof.

*Squish*

At first I expected her to be disgusted. I pulled my body up slowly. "Oh, uh... Cream.. I'm.. I'm-" and at that moment, as I stood up in my wet diaper that I used all evening, I realized that hoof didn't move, and that she rose with me "What are you doing?".

Cream looked at me, it was the first time something innocent wasn't on her face. I always denied she was sensual in anyway, because she was just so playful and foal-like. But now I knew she was, for sure. It was that mischievous, dirty, little smile of hers that said 'I'm a big girl Retro'. Cream didn't answer, though. When I glanced down at her hoof, she started to massage the shaft of my dick. She... She was so smart. It was such a longshot, but it worked. I wanted this and she knew it.

"I-I see what's going on here. I-I should take the diaper off"

"No you shouldn't," she whispered

"W-Why?"

"I like them..."

-and so came a long night. We became more open, discussed our fetish, and admitted similar feeling to each other. After Cream started massaging my dick, I rubbed her ass. It was a fair trade. That day on, we knew we were opposites, but similar in the fact we both liked diapers. I'd let her wear mine in the dorm after that, and use them too, even though they were a bit too big. I taught her it was okay, but today I wonder if I regret it. Do I regret dwelling on the only thing that drew us together, something so repulsive, as well as wrong?

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Retro just sat there for a minute as Cream cried. He just had to stop himself from using such a tone and being angry. Cream, that happy little unicorn that everypony loved, was in tears. She covered her face with her hooves, and she was really crying. She sniffled, sobbed, and soaked her face. Retro put his hooves in her shoes for a minute, thinking of what she was going through. It was obvious Cream was dealing with the reality that she had to truly grow up now, because she needed to grow a little pony herself! She had to go through 9 unpleasant months of the unknown, then go to terrible pain to bring a little foal into the world that she would so suddenly have to be responsible for. Cream would most likely have to quit her job to care for the baby, and become a full-time house wife under a year of being married. Being the mare she was, that was traumatizing for her, and she was probably absolutely clueless about what was happening to her.

He wrapped a hoof around her and made her stand up. Cream was quite wobbly on her hooves, and was still slightly crying, but she got up with some help. Retro made her lay down on the bed, and exited the room real quick to get some changing supplies. When he returned, he looked down at her bulging diaper. He almost gagged at the smell, but he knew that now wasn't the time. The diaper didn't even have a stitch of white on it anymore, making it obvious this was going to be one hell of a clean-up, but he got to work anyhow. Retro untaped her diaper and started the process of cleaning her up.

"Y-You're not mad?" Cream sniffled

"Not at all Cream, it takes two to tango. This isn't all your fault, realize that we took this risk everytime we made love"

Cream blinked. She put her ears down, and down at Retro cleaning her, "B-But how? We didn't take a risk... we used protection every time"

"But it doesn't always work, baby," Retro sighed "We wanted it to feel the best way, so we took off the condoms. You can hardly call those pills protection, they are still being developed. They can fail"

Cream sniffled, then looked up at the ceiling. The world of chaos that was going on in her mind right now. Retro really thoughy she cheated, she thought he knew how much she loved him that she'd never do that. Also, she couldn't get over the fact that she would have to give birth, or be fat, or have mood swings. Those typical pregnancy things haunted her, mostly because she wasn't really sure how it truly worked. Somehow she was still horny, she wanted Retro to just go a round with her right now, especially while he was wiping her crotch. However, she thought that having sex could hurt the baby, so that wasn't such a good idea. Months? Without sex or any pleasure? It made her head spin.

Retro looked at her again, watching her eyes search for answers in the ceiling. He chuckled, just slightly, before frowning at the reality of things, "I know it's a lot to think about... You just have to be really careful now. I am super worried about the baby, we should both be. It may already be too late. If you drank alcohol... The foal could be permanently damaged"

"I didn't drink it! I didn't! I swear! I knew that Retro, I care, I promise. Please don't think I don't because I didn't tell you" Cream blurted out suddenly. Retro smiled, replying very calmly like with everything he was doing right now. He wanted to be wise and mature.

"I knew you didn't-" he said as he pulled another wipe out of the container "-I know how smart you are, baby, and how loving, caring, and careful you are too. I knew you would research the do's and don't's, because that's what you do when you're scared. You look for answers, just like the rest of us. I'm here to tell you that you're going to be okay, but covering things up and lying to make things seem a different way, doesn't help"

Cream bit her hoof in concern, biting the edge of it as she looked for comfort too. Retro went back to work, now lifting her legs and pulling the old diaper out from under her. He slid a new a new diaper underneath her and started to apply some cream and powder so she was comfortable. During this, she continued to look up at the ceiling, and for whatever reason she started to tear up again. Retro looked up, noticing his wife was getting upset yet again. He let out a deep sigh, not exactly knowing how she was feeling, or how to handle the situation. He just stopped what he was doing, and decided to take a walk around the room. Retro threw out the dirty diaper, shut the window due to some rain coming, and picked up a few things around the room while Cream still sat there with her diaper open. He headed back over, but instead of finishing, he just laid next to her.

"Look..." He said in a confident and comforting voice, smiling at her as he turned over. Retro gave her a nuzzle and continued, "You have known me long enough to know I am a very quiet pony. I mean, around you I can have a good time, and also when you give me a shot of alcohol, but I've always been quiet. It was because of you that I became open, and now I have a beautiful wife, in what I truly think is a beautiful apartment. You can handle a kid, we can handle a kid. Isn't this all just part of the plan?"

Cream sniffled, not exactly understanding what he meant. She slightly nodded, but it didn't seem very sure.

"It is a part of a plan," Retro continued "We were friends, we were partners, we fiance's, and now we're husband and wife. If Celestia says it's time for us to be parents, then it's time to be parents. Sure we didn't plan it, but hey, it was the next step on the ladder anyway. I love you more then anything, and I am sure you love me, so what's the big deal?" He chuckled "We'll have a baby. So what? It can't be that hard"

Cream sniffled "-T-The sex"

"What?" Retro asked

"W-We can't have sex anymore"

Retro rolled his eyes "You can have sex while your pregnant, Cream"

"I-It's not that, it's just... With a new baby in the house... we'll never get alone time to do that anymore. We won't be able to wear diapers either, it'll be too expensive. It will all be too expensive. W-We don't have enough bits to buy all the things a n-new foal needs. I-I can't work if I have a baby to take care of, and then you'll have to work extra hard for a raise. W-We won't see each other anymore... a-and we can't go anywhere with our friends. W-We... We... we can't do anything" Cream sniffled again as tears ran down her face.

Retro hopped up and decided it was a good time to close her diaper up. He had the powder and cream out so she'd be extra comfortable. He had applied some cream to her butt, but now he just needed to cover some other regions. He ran his hoof gently around her bottom, slowly leading to her marehood. He circled it with the cream, then slowly went over top of it, letting his hoof get right in-between the warm lips. Then he let it run over her clit, which made her shiver. He looked up and smiled at her, but noticed Cream was giving him a really dirty look. Retro sighed, and put some powder over her, leading to him to just finally taping the diaper up and closing it for the night. Again, his diaper was tenting out since he was hard, but he knew this was a bad time.

As he got up, he looked at her belly. So soft and cute, with nearly no fat. Now when he looked at it, it just looked a bit on the bloated side. He knew his wife well, small changes like that were more noticeable to him than to anypony else. Retro looked up at her, "Well, Cream, you have to look at the positive side of things then the negative. You know. I am pretty tired tonight, and I want to go to sleep. I was hoping we could have fun, but I'm getting a hint you don't want to do that. We'll talk about this in the morning"

Cream sighed, still laying on her back, "N-no, this ruined the mood. I don't even think I want to wear diapers tonight. I don't know why you put me in one"

Retro rolled his eyes, "Because you fed us a ton of fiber, and my stomach is still upset. I actually like how clean our bed is, I would rather it not smell like manure". He hopped on the bed as Cream still laid on it, she now made a angered face instead of a upset one. Retro stood exactly over her as she still laid on her back. He lowered himself over her, pressing his tented diaper into hers. "Are you sure?" He asked again "I was looking forward to it"

"You're never this horny, that's why I can tell your drunk. Now go to bed. I'm... I'm just not in the mood"

"Fine..." Retro said with a groan. He pulled the covers down and went into his side of the bed. The stallion let out a deep sigh, soon feeling Cream shift and join in the bed with him.

The sounds outside actually were calming, as a new sound replaced all the bustle. Rain poured down over the city that cold spring night. Retro listened to it over the crinkling of Cream's diaper every time she moved. You could hear carriage wheels rolling through the wet streets, and the falling of the rain on the metal roof above them. It changed, sometimes coming down like cats and dogs, others it just drizzling. Retro just listened, lost in thought about all sorts of things. He slowly drifted to sleep and that was the end of what was very fun, but subtle evening.

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Retro slept like a baby. He was in need of a good sleep, and this seemed to be the one right here. Sadly he couldn't cuddle with Cream because of the mood she was in, but he was too tired to care. As he slept well, it wasn't the same for Cream. She was still awake, listening to the rain. She was lost in thought about the whole situation too, and also her belly was still a bit upset. Cream tossed and turned, hoping to get her husband's attention without intentionally waking him up. As she tried to do that, a loud crack of thunder came from outside. Cream jumped at it. She was a grown mare, and she was still terrified of lightning. She wrapped herself around Retro and whimpered, as her belly grumbled and her diaper crinkled.

Retro moaned, starting to wake up when Cream grabbed onto him so suddenly in the middle of the night, "W-what... what.... What's g-going on?"

"I'm scared," Cream whispered

He groaned and pulled the cover over himself "I.... I told you we would talk about it in the.. the morning... please let me sleep"

Cream pressed her head up against him "It's the-"

*CRACK*

Cream squealed as the lightning strike shook the whole apartment, now gripping Retro tightly. He gently took her hooves and made he loosen her grip around him. He turned, now fully awake from that sudden crack of lightning, and he looked at Cream. She didn't look very good, and he heard her stomach grumble. "W-Why do I have a feeling this isn't the only reason you're awake..." Retro asked

"... Well... It...." She paused "No... I also think you're mad at me"

Retro moaned, reaching his hoof around the bed, trying to find something specific. He found her leg, nope, then her forehoof, not that either, and then his own hoof. How did that get there? Cream looked at him funny, wondering what he was looking for in his sleepy state, eventually he reached her thigh and pulled her in closer. When he did her stomach grumbled again, and she felt her hips twitch with it. Now he put a hoof on her inner leg.

"D-Do you need another change?" He reached around and put a hoof on her diaper. It was warm, with piss, but he knew these diapers could hold a couple nightly wettings. He was looking for a messy diaper, and when he reach around the back he felt nothing. Retro sighed and turned back around. "You can s-snuggle with me, I promise the lightning won't get you... Just wake me up if you need a change okay? W-we have a lot going on... we don't need a nasty rash on top of it"

He then started to drift off again, but for some reason he couldn't fully fall asleep. He had a feeling someone was watching him. It was Cream. She was staring at the back of his head, shifting constantly for his attention. Her diaper crinkled and squished as she moved, eventually just spooning him, and pressing the wet padding against his back. Retro was totally done with diaper games tonight, again, he grunted, and pulled away from her, but she just moved closer. Eventually he turned again and just asked what was the matter.

"What? W-What is it? You obviously want something"

"I said I couldn't sleep because I still think you're mad," Cream said as she played with her hooves.

"Mad for what? Cream, I said we'll talk about it in the morning!" He put the cover over his head again. Now Retro was getting a little annoyed. He laid his head in his pillow, took a deep breath in, and tried to fall back asleep. He didn't want a answer, but he got on anyway.

"Mad for not having sex with you tonight... you obviously wanted it-" She wrapped a hoof around and grabbed at his crotch. He seemed to be a little damp too. She kept squeezing the wet padding, with Retro's dick in the middle of it. Sure it was flaccid, but his inner stallion made him hard soon. Even though Retro wanted no part of this.

Retro looked at the alarm clock as he pulled his blanket down "It's 3 in the fucking morning"

"Yeah, and?"

"And... It's late? If you wanted to have sex you should of asked before I diapered you up for the night" Retro grumbled.

"Well I want to do it, because it will be fun, and we have all day tomorrow to sleep if you're tired, you big baby" Cream started pulling on the tapes of his diaper, taking her hoof away from his wet crotch. While she was doing this, she noticed a familiar sound. Her hoof moved back to the padding to feel it filling up and hissing. She gasped "Hey, you're peeing!"

Retro mimicked her voice "Yeah, and?"

"Oh your definitely doing it now, now I know you're awake you big jerk" Cream said as she undid the tapes on the front of his diaper. Retro sighed as his stallionhood was unleashed. He turned himself again, pressing his dick into her belly as he went after her straps. Cream stuck her tongue out in amusement of her winning this argument. He complained under his breath as he eventually got it off. Cream turned herself over onto her belly and moved up the mattress as Retro moved behind her. "Now come on, let's do it, real fast"

"I can't believe we're really doing this so late. Okay. Just don't shit yourself in the middle of this"

"I won't~" Cream responded playfully.

Retro let out a really long yawn, and sat his butt back. He rubbed his eyes "D-do we really have to do this. Cream, I'm tired"

"You can sleep all day! Now come on! Just real quick!"

"The question is why you are so-" Retro started

"Just shut up and do it!" Cream yelled, cutting him off.

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Retro went in slowly, despite how tired he was, and hungover. He was in that state between the two. No longer was he drunk, now he was in the world of pain that was between that and the next step. For whatever reason, Cream wanted to have sex. Maybe she was so excited that she could make love while pregnant that she didn't want to hesitate? Most likely not, this was actually typical Cream. In and out, his shaft went, making Cream make a series of moans and whimpers of pleasure, along with the sound of her belly grumbling. Retro was kinda worried, he wanted to get her diaper back on, but he actually was enjoying it too. He never really made any noises, other then heavy breathing, but now he was going all out. No longer did he need to pull out, he could just let himself go now that the damage was already done. So during this whole ordeal, he made a few groans and grunts, although he was a bit worried about his belly too.

Cream wanted more though, as Retro went in from the back, she started to move her hips to make it faster then it already was. She wanted to hit orgasm too, because she also understood she could now. Though, she did feel it was kinda weird. Now she was going to think back to being pregnant with this baby, something that's supposed to be 'beautiful', and remember Retro fucking the shit out of her because there were no limits. Odd. Anyway, she was having way too much fun at 3 in the morning to give a damn. Though her stomach grumbled, she was too busy to care. Her wet diaper was under her, she could strap it back up real quick if she wanted.

Eventually they both came to a conclusion. Since Retro was building up to this night, it had been almost a week and a half since he did let go. Retro watched as his shaft went, being rubbed and slapped against his wife's crotch. Watching her moist lips sliding against him as he went in and out, just made him nuts. He had quite a load to shoot on into her when it came, and she surely felt it as she reached her limits too. Cream's hips shook as she obtained one of the best orgasms she had felt since the night they were wed. That was only 2 weeks ago, but for her it felt like years!

"T-There," Retro said as he exited his trance, "You happy now? N-Now we look like two idiots, fucking at 3 in the morning when we're supposed to be sleeping"

Cream turned around and sat her pussy on the diaper. A mix of her juices, as well as his, leaked out of her and were absorbed into the diaper. She let his stallionhood slide into her mouth as she sucked off the excess, then smacked her head down on the bed as she giggled. "That was awesome though"

"Well you handle alcohol better then me... I have a upset stomach and a headache, the last thing I wanted to do was fuck"

"Oh, you big baby," Cream said as she extended a hoof and rubbed his parts. They slowly got soft, but her touch seemed to make it go straight back up. She decided enough was enough, and she got up. Turning herself around, Cream got up and decided to get two new diapers. She felt it was a waste, but it was the least she could do for her husband. She came back with them and motioned Retro to lay down, "Even though some... things... happened tonight with some big news, I'm still going to keep to my promise and treat you. I thought you'd like the sex, but I guess I was wrong. Now that I know that, we'll take it nice and slow. You'll get a fresh diaper, you'll take some medicine,  and we'll cuddle... It'll be a nice rest. Then when wake up, I'll make you a nice big cup of coffee while we talk about... this... over some breakfast. Sound good, love muffin?"

Retro smiled as he laid down on his back. He sighed, but accepted, "It's a deal then, baby"

Cream grinned back at her husband and went back to the dresser in their room. That was where their stash was, right on top, and it'd be hidden when company came. On top was some nicely folded disposable diapers, half in pink for her size, and the other in blue for Retro, as well as some changing supplies. She grabbed the wipes and powder, and headed back to her husband. Since he wasn't in a really dirty diaper, actually he wasn't in one at all currently, she really didn't have much to do. Cream wiped his dick off because reasons, then proceeded to wipe around his ass to make sure it was perfectly clean. Once that was done, she slid a new diaper under him, applied some powder, then some cream, and taped him up. No sensual stuff this time, because that's not what he wanted.

Retro was half asleep as Cream changed him, but when he noticed her struggling to change herself, he decided to step in and help. Ordering his wife to lay down, he started to do the same things she did. He grabbed a diaper, some powder and some cream, and then wiped he plot to make sure she was extra clean and comfortable, but he saved her marehood for last. When he came to that, he couldn't help but to smack his muzzle down and eat her out for a slight minute. Cream groaned with pleasure, because like the energizer bunny she could just go and go, but he was done quick. The diaper was taped up.

"Thank you," Cream said with a smile. In return, she headed to the bathroom and returned with two pills and a glass of water. Retro took them, one for his belly, and the other for his headache, and crawled right back into bed. Cream did the same after she rolled up the old diapers and threw them away. The mare also decided it was a good idea to replace the cover. After returning, she got back in bed too. Finally the two could fall back to sleep until tomorrow.

Retro drifted back into dreamland. His head playing a gentle melody of one of his tracks at the studio, then another. The stallion smiled as he shifted to wrap a hoof around Cream, also to get a feel for his diaper, and to feel how fresh he was. Now the room was completely quiet. Other then a few carriages, a light patter of rain, and-

*Grumble*

-and Cream's belly since she didn't take any medicine. Retro's eye's shot open "Crrreeeaaamm, go take a pill so I don't have to hear-"

*Gurrr-Urrr-Ump..... Frrrp*

Retro groaned loudly and smacked his hoof down as Cream filled up her diaper, for the second time tonight. She farted loudly a few time before a series of plops, squishes, and gurgles, signaled that, very much like a foal, she was unwillingly wasting another diaper. His hoof reached around to squish into her backside, just in time to feel the diaper expand the rest of the way out when she finished, and also to feel her start to pee too. Retro threw down the blanket and fiddled to turn on the lamp just to see if this actually happened. It indeed did, as he looked at the diaper that just white a second ago, turn to a yellowish, lumpy brown.

"Sorry...." Cream squeaked innocently

Retro sighed deeply "Just let me change you"

Cream obeyed, and after what was one of the longest diaper changes ever, they then FINALLY went to bed. They were officially asleep now. Good-Night! Who knew what tomorrow held for them.