The Cutie Mark Crusaders are looking for Twilight to help with their history schoolwork, but they get Discord instead. Not that this could go wrong, oh no.

This story is loosely based on the traditional song I Was Born Ten Thousand Years Ago; seemed like a good fit for Discord.

Story created for the Equestria Daily Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest

Feel free to leave comments, criticism, or suggestions; I'm here to learn.