ONE YEAR LATER

"Okay girls, we're here to see Rainbow Dash. She's a little messed up, so don't remove the straps holding her head to the table, no loud noises, no liquids, no boxes, and do not touch her front left hoof. It's very sensitive." Twilight said.

"Twi, we've been over this enough times to remember." Applejack said, while she ate a fucking apple.

"I know, I just wanted to be sure."

Just then, a pony in a cum-white lab coat came. "Okay, there's a thing you may want to know. Dash's current condition is very aggressive. I highly recommend not going to visit for a while."

"I'm sure we can calm her down. C'mon girls." Twilight said as the five of them proceeded down the hallway.

The building was long as fuck, and took too much fucking time out of your day to get to where Rainbow was being held. This long ass walk had the mane five increasingly pissed off.

"That's it, hos. I'm sitting on this bench for a second. I don't want my makeup to run." Rarity bitched.

"You stupid, ugly bitch. The makeup doesn't improve your dog ass face!" Applejack said.

"Why you fucking cunt!"

"What? Ahm only being honest." AJ said. She looked into a room and saw a stallion, but he sure as fuck wasn't normal. He had broken his restraints and had the sink faucet broken off. With the dislodged faucet, the stallion aggressively drove the jagged end of the pipe up his ass with no hesitation. All the while, Applejack stared. "Celestia, kill me now."

"What?" Rarity said as she looked into the room. "AHH!! WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS HE DOING?!?!?!"

"What!? What?!" a doctor said. "Dear, Celestia! PATIENT #4786 IS IMPALING HIMSELF AGAIN! SOMEPONY GET THE SEDATIVES!!" she yelled.

"OOOkay, lets move along." Twilight said, grabbing her friends with her magic.

The five of them eventually made it to Dash's room, and when they did, they immediately heard a muffled screeching. They all looked at each other and entered the room, single file.

"Hi, Rainbow. How are you?" Twilight asked.

"I-I-I-I, gas chambers! Genocide! The patriarchy! CELESTIA FUCK ME NOW, I NEED A BANANA!!!"

"I think I know how to calm her down." Fluttershy said. She approached Dash's front-left hoof and reached out to touch it, but Dash grabbed her hoof and squeezed it 'til it popped.

"DON'T...FUCKING...TOUCH ME THERE!!!" Dash said, as she increased her grasp on the feeble hoof. The hoof made a loud crack, and at the same time Dash picked her up and projected the Pegasus out a window, 35 stories in the air.

The rest of them took a look at Dash and took a large step back.

At that point, doctors piled into the room, eventually turning the entire room into a cum-white wonderland. The four were then told to leave.

Author's Note

Ponyville Obituaries
Dash, Rainbow: Death by lethal injection
Jammer, Hole: Self impaled
No fucking clue what her last name is, Fluttershy: Death by falling