Author's Note

Hello again ! I must say that this story is my favorite that Iv'e made, the humor really gets going in chapter 2. Check out some of my other stories go ahead, and message me with anything I'm always around ! alone . . . .forever burning Also please forgive my English, born and raised in Quebec

Chapter 1: Who Names Their Kid Bill ?

The winds of summer smacked against my bony face as I waited for my train, the air blew threw the holes in my skull creating a dull hum. It's hard looking the way I look in a world filled with fleshy colorful pony's and animals. Pony's really don't like to look upon someone of my . . . appearance, a look of disgust and anger flashes threw the eyes of most. Tho I've meet a few who have taken pity on me, they are very few however. Damn I wish my train would arrive so I could get away from the pony's, it's not everyday they see a changeling.

After Chrysails failed attempt at the wedding of cadence and I got my face punched in my Rainbow dash I decided to go my own way. I must of a odd sight seeing a Changeling in a purple suit holding a suitcase, alone on a bench. I probably would of scoffed at it myself if I was a normal horse. My names Bill, yes Bill and I'm off to see a job offering for a group called The Mega ( Soon To Be ) Overlords of Chaos and death Of Equestria. Interesting I know, but a job is a job and my belly is empty and bare.

The train roared into view as I showed off my toothy grin, showing off the pink and purple materials. After a few moments of waiting the train coach took a look at my papers.

[ Changeling, Bill
Race : Changeling
Age : 18
Height : 4, 11
Weight : 86 PDs
Verification code :
26086 ]

'' Hmm . . .I guess It's not everyday I get a pony like you, approved but do any funny business your outta here got it? '' The coach said giving me a dirty look. I smiled again but it must of look demonic because he stepped back with a undesirable frown. My dry bony flesh folded into the thick velvet seats. Kids and parents starred my awkwardly my way I guess that's better than being mocked, I suppose. The sun set gleamed with a fiery passion it seemed that I wasn't the only thing being starred at.

After awhile bells and whistles erupted a few seats back of me I shuttered at the thought of who it might be. A extremely tall and thin Stallion almost bony to an extent toured threw the aisle shifting and moving like a shadow. His long mane fell over his shoulders and nearly onto the floor, he wore an eye patch over his left eye with the right shining like a rainbow. He wore a thick black trench coat with high leather boots, he stumbled threw the carriage with no one paying attention.

He stretched open his thin mouth exposing his thin ivory fangs, sharp as steel it looked like. He seemed much to tall for train but he just merely doubled over with his crooked smile. No one seemed to pay attention to him just going on like nothing was out of place, he moved like a snake threw the seats and stood over the passengers just staring at them. Then he shot his tilted face at me, his grin stretched even more now almost taking over his entire face. He started to hum a little song that I did not know.

'' Joan Crawford has risen form the dead, Joan Crawford has risen form the dead ! '' he nearly sang it now as he slipped into the seat across form me. He reeked of sour milk and make up powder, his skin seemed to like pale bone with a thin sheet of flesh stretched over it. His smile now almost to his eyes, half his face is covered in his jagged teeth.

'' Hello Bill you may know me, you may not my name Is Loneliness Jack if you prefer but I like to go by LonleyJack. Iv'e been around a long, long time I was there when Celestia took the crown an i'll be there when she . . . .well I'll leave that part to the wind. Iv'e been watching you bill and I must say I'm impressed. '' Grey fog floated around him like an aura of mist.

'' Uhh . . . Who are you ? '' I asked starring at his Ivory meat hooks for teeth.

'' Uhh you changelings . . .anyway I'm with everybody forever and always, I'm in your mind and i'm not leaving. I'm am constantly around and lurking and creeping upon your most silent of moments. It my help that discord is my uncle's, brother's, aunt's, grandmother's, grandpa's friend's grandfather but anyway . . . His shadow leaving a film on the chair as he got up ringing his bells in whistles, and again nobody answering his call but me.

'' On the day of your death watch the stars and you'll know the the meaning of the universe and transcend the boundary of the mortal plain, I'll see you then Bill fare the well '' With a bony hoof he rooted it in my forehead and vanished. I blinked not knowing what that thing was and why he was here, I looked threw the window and saw the sun rising looks like I was here at ponyvile. I was to go to a nearby cave off the out skirts near the forest, hopefully my map was legit.

The city blinded me with all the . . .colors, I needed to get out of here horses are noticing me. Lucky for me most of the city was huddled towards the square maybe someones showing off ? glad I can just pass by.halfway threw I heard cheering and roars of laughter, if I was a normal horse I would see what all the fuss is about. Half way threw the town with keeping a quick pace a loud rush of wind shot over my head leaving me on the ground.

My bony exterior did little to comfort the fall my suitcase had been sprawled out, when I had tried to pick it up a sky blue hoof found itself on mine.

'' Really again with this ? do you ever give up ? '' she said with the sound of her voice I knew who it was, Rainbow dash. Her hoof ground itself on mine creating intense pain , I was speechless I had hoped to never see her again.

'' Ugh I was just passing by . . .'' I looked around at the ever growing crowd with i'll be it worried looks.

'' Come on whats a changeling doing in ponyvile ? '' she asked as she left go of my hoof sending me scrambling, I gathered my things and tried to leave but she had me boxed in.

'' Hmm . . .I'll let you go if you never come to ponyvile again ! '' she folded her hoofs. The crowd erupted in cheers and threats at my behalf.

'' Okay I promise, I promise '' my voice creaking at the embarrassment of he crowd behind me I ran faster than I ever had out of the city, my only hope now is the cave.

. . .

Oddly out in the middle in the forest the cave entrance seemed covered in banners and black and red balloons. And guarding the lonely entrance was a tall, stringy beanpole of a pony in a metal mask. His mask seemed to be a metal skull mask with red eyes, with poofs of blue fabric where his ears would of been. His thin hoofs filled with stacks of papers and flyers, as I walked into his line of sight he jumped up nearly breaking his neck in my direction.

'' Ugh hello . . .are you here for the auditions ? '' his voice creaked and stammered like somebody going threw puberty.

'' sure I guess . . .where do I go for it ? '' I asked starring up at the pony, it seemed that he had a collier on. He said yes and gave me a few papers and I was headed inside. The cave seemed large but very dark I almost couldn't see, I eventually found a old wobbling chair. After a few minutes of awkward silence pink and red fireworks shot threw the air.

'' Welcome all to your eventual ruler of Equestria STARKILLER ! '' said the unknown voice as a muscly brute of a stallion ran on stage with a metal mask in cape, his mask had three horns two curled and one straight with blood ed eyes slanted. Joining him on stage was the pony form earlier.

'' Yes, yes hello all ! I am STARKILLER ( soon to be ) RULER OF EQUESTRIA ! HA HA HA HA '' His voice felt like steel knives in the wind. The pony seemed to laugh awkwardly along with his leader

'' AND THIS IS MY BROTHER ! EVIL DEAD ! '' he roared as Evil waved at me, the single pony here. They took their seats on the stage in big leather seats.

'' So Mr Changeling tell us why you want to be part of the Trinity Of Evil ? '' taken back at his question I rushed to answer.

'' Ugh how do you know my name ? '' I asked

'' Irrelevant . . .'' he answered.

'' Well . . . I'm a good worker, I was a servant to princess Chyrsails, and I am able to well change to anything I wanted '' They scribbled something on their paper, my blood ran hot.

'' Are you a good cook ? '' Evil asked.

'' Ugh, sure I guess '' I answered feeling eyes watch me from behind me.

'' How about tea ? hmm ? '' he asked again.

'' Well I know how to make . . .sweat tea . . .'' I ground my teeth down pondering the question.

'' Hmm interesting, interesting we have come to a conclusion we have gathered that you are ugly as sin, you have fly's buzzing your head, very small, BUT you can make tea. Hmm after all the entry's today and I must say theirs been hundreds we must say that . . .your approved, welcome to the team ! '' they both clapped their hooves sending a whirl of relief down my way.

'' Now meat your new second in command, and my sister FLOWER BEAM ! '' Fire works shot from all sides as a small little filly in a gas mask shot out from the darkness with a long black cape.

'' I AAAAAM FLOWER BEAM !!! KILLER OF STALLIONS ( soon to be ) AND RULER OF LANDS ! '' Her voice even deeper than her brothers, it chilled me to the bone. She flipped my chair over with only a small touch sending me on stage. Starkiller opened the curtain revealing a giant map of Equestria with a giant red circle marked over Ponyvile.

'' First the Ponyvile ! then the throne HA HA HA HA HA ! '' All three laughed intently as I watched the fan blow their capes in the wind.