"YER WHAT?!" exclaimed a shocked Applejack.
"Ya heard me!" began an annoyed Granny Smith to her granddaughter. "Ah'm tired of bein' cooped up in here all night and missin' out on all the action in town!"
"But Granny, what yer proposin' is somethin' for younger mares, and last time ah checked, yer far from a young mare!"
"Just because ah have been out of action since ah got married doesn't mean squat!" stated the old mare. "Now, Pappy Smith, Celestia bless his soul, was a great stallion, husband and lover to me, but he's no longer around to take care of my needs! Ah have needs Applejack!"
"GRANNY! Ah don't want to hear about that!" Applejack tried to cover up her ears, the mental image was too much.
"Ah may be old, but ah DEFIANTLY still look the same under my tail. Now ah'm goin' out whether ya like it or not." she turned around to leave.
"But what if ya hurt yer hip again?!"
"Ah'm old! Not fragile!" as she hobbled out the door with her walker, she took it and threw it away. She then managed to get herself to walk normally again once she regained her coordination.
"But-" Applejack protested but was interrupted by an angry look from her grandmother.
"Say another word and ah'll make ya do all of Mac's chores!"
The orange mare was stunned into silence.
"Ah thought so." with that, Granny walked out of the farm and into town.
At a local dive bar, Time Turner sadly looked at his drink. "I knew it was too good to be true."
"What seems to be the matter sunny?" asked an old voice. Turner looked up from his drink to see an old green coated mare as she sat across from him at the table.
"Oh, just recovering from a bad break-up, that's all." he sighed.
"Ah'm so sorry to hear that...must be difficult for you."
"Tell me about it." he took a large gulp of his drink.
"But ah think ah know a way for ya to forget about whatshername." she said seductively.
"What's that?" Turner was confused as he looked into the old mare's eyes. He was shocked to discover that the eyes were bedroom eyes. "Uh...I don't know..." he felt uncomfortable.
"Why? Is it because ah'm old?"
"Yeah-"
"Horse apples ah say, age is just a number that reminds ya on how experienced ah am." interrupted the old mare. "Ah was attendin' orgies when yer parents were earnin' their cutie marks." she continued. "Ah'll prove to ya that many of these mares yer age are pure amateurs in the sack compared to me, they don't call me 'baker's dozen' Smith for nothin'."
"I still don't know." Time Turner was really debating this.
"Ah can assure ya that my parts still look and function the same when ah was a young mare. Now come with me if ya want to forget about that mare and be with a REAL lady."
Time Turner just sighed. "Fine...my life is already down the tubes as is, what's the worse that can happen?"
"We don't really have to do this Mrs. Smith." nervously pleaded the stallion as he was pushed to his bed. For an old mare, Granny Smith had some strength.
"Just quit yer yammerin' and do as ah say, Granny needs some lovin' tonight." she quickly gave the brown stallion a big wet kiss on the lips. Her tongue happily explored his mouth. Turner was in shock yet intrigued. "What a kiss!"
She quickly broke the kiss and nipped at Turner's neck. A moan came out of him. "Hehe, still got it." she cackled with joy.
"Maybe ya should let me put on a condom so-"
"Ah'm too old to get pregnant ya silly colt, now quit talkin' so ah can focus here." she then proceeded to push Turner on to his back to see that his erection has started to make its presence known.
Granny undid her mane so it can be free and loose again and then removed her dentures. "Never done this without teeth before, but it should be just as good." she giggled before she dived down between his leg.
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Turner exclaimed as the old mare started to do her job on the stallion. To the stallion it felt strange yet pleasurable. His body shivered as the mare's gums rubbed against his thickening shaft.
"All stallions are the same, he's no exception, ah know what makes them feel good." Granny thought to herself as she continued her oral treatment with a smirk. She took her tongue and began to lick the very tip of the stallion's molted erection.
A loud gasp came from Turner. "Oh Mrs. Smith!" he exclaimed with pleasure.
"Call me Ann." responded the mare as she resumed her work.
"Oh Ann~" moaned the stallion again.
She suddenly stopped. "Ah think ah got ya nice and ready. Now it's time for the real fun." she slowly and carefully got on top of the stallion and lined herself up. She had her old hip to be mindful of. "Now, ah'm goin' to show ya that no matter how old a mare gets, her insides will ALWAYS feel the same."
Turner had no idea what was going to happen next, but went along with it.
The mare slowly eased herself down on the shaft. She gave a soft moan and gasp as she went down. Turner was surprised to feel that it was still nice and wet inside, and also tight, just like his ex's.
Granny slowly started to bounce on it, she was careful when she picked up the pace because she didn't want to put too much stress on her hips by going too fast too quickly. Regardless, it felt nice, she hasn't felt this way since her husband passed away, Celestia bless his soul.
At the same time, the stallion could not believe this was happening, he was having sex with an old mare and she was giving his ex a run for her money. Granny gave a loud giggle of excitement. "Ah feel young again!"
"C-can I be on top Ann?" asked Turner with a smirk between moans.
"Okay sunny, just be mindful of my hip." she smirked back. She got off of the stallion and lied down on her back with her hindlegs spread. Turner got a good look at her marehood and she was right, it still looked like it belong with a young mare apart from the occasional wrinkle on her inner thighs you couldn't tell the difference. It was wet as well and not dry at all. He quickly decided to go for broke and dove his snout into her passage to lick her.
"OH MY GOODNESS!" loudly gasped Granny Smith.
Turner continued to lap her up going up, down and around her opening with the occasional tongue flick to the clit. "Please..."
"Please what?" he stopped.
"Just finish me already...ah don't have all night!" she demanded.
"Of course Ann." he quickly lined himself up with the opening and gently thrust his shaft inside her.
"Ah~"
He continued going in and out of her slowly building speed.
"Make sure ya angle down more sunny..." suddenly felt a large wave hit her. "THAT'S IT!"
Turner grunted as he continued, going faster with each thrust.
"Oh...my..." she felt amazing, she really missed that feeling.
"I'm...getting...close..." grunted the stallion as he went as fast as he was comfortable.
"Me...too..."
Suddenly, both of their respective climaxes hit.
"OH TURNER~!"
"OH ANN~!"
The last thing Granny remembered was a seeing stars.
Roseluck knocked on the door of Time Turner's house. She felt terrible for getting into that argument with him and breaking up with him, so she came to apologize. The front door opened.
"Oh hey Roseluck." Turner said with smirk.
"Look, Turner, I came here to-"
"No." he interrupted.
'What?"
"No...this ship has sailed...you can go buck off now."
"But-"
"I already found someone." he said with a confident smirk.
"What?! Already?! Who?!!"
"Thank ya for such a wonderful night sunny." Granny walked out the door from inside and hugged Turner.
"The same to you Ann." smiled the brown stallion as he gave the old mare a kiss on the lips. "Feel free to come over at anytime and you can also use this place to hold your quilting club meetings as well."
"That's mighty kind of ya, love ya" she kissed Turner on the lips one last time before she walked off back home. Turner then turned his attention to Roseluck and gave her a confident grin.
"Does that answer your question?" he grinned at the flower mare.
Roseluck was stunned and disgusted into silence.
Author's Note
I am now in hell.
Hope you have fun with this random story.
