Are you one of the Mane Six? If not, give this letter to them. NOW. It is very important.
Hey, girls. Listen, this is Applejack here. I'm not going to mess around. I've been kidnapped along with Flim Skim. One of the Flim Flam Brothers. The one without the moustache. You do know him.
I was in the Everfree forest. It was stupid, but Discord had been so annoying that day, I just had to get back at him. I was just going to run in, grab the poison joke, run out, and give it to Discord. But I ran into Changelings. Or I think they were Changeling, because Rainbow Dash would never buck me in the head and force Flim to do things so awful I can't describe it or it would rob you of sleep for weeks.
Flim here. Yeah, I think Applejack forgot to mention that I have been in here for much longer than her and I suffered much much more badly than her, but otherwise she was spot on. I also ran into what I think were Changelings in the Everfree Forest, but I overheard their plan. They
Applejack. Sorry, we will have to keep switching. It's awful. I don't think Flim will be able to describe it. Flim told me their plan. They are going to discord the elements- but very differently this time. They will get one of you next when (if) I am discorded. They are going to, well, I'm not sure how to explain it, but they will basically get a pony who is almost the opposite of us. Flim lies and deceives ponies, whereas I am honest and straightforward. Not boating, by the way. Anyway, if you girls are caught, it would basically be like this:
Twilight- Trixie
Rarity- Filthy Rich
Fluttershy- Discord (He is cruel. Even if he was reformed, he is still cruel. Sorry, Fluttershy.)
Pinkie Pie- Unknown. Sorry Pinkie Pie, but we didn't hear them say anything about you.
Rainbow Dash- Unfortunately, we didn't hear about you either. Sorry 'bout that.