"sleufoot": One Day in The Dong

One day in a "dong" "a walla walla bing bong expanded".

The bong was so long it was longer than me dong

Jessy said "what are you Irish, me Ma used to make me wash me underpants"

after he shat in 'em.

Then Jessy got the bong stuck in the end of his dong.

Suddenly his dong expanded. His dong was so long it went to Hong Kong.

His dong went inside a dong while someone was 420ing.

Jessy then spouted the letters "GG".

Jessy's mum had to pull the bong out of his dong,

and to this day Jessy has dank kush stuck in his dong.