"sleufoot": One Day in The Dong

Chapter three "It's not ogre until you scratch my bum, said a red horse"

All of a sudden, Shrek appeared. Backy used her humongous butt cheeks to

defend Jessy but the dong was too strong.

Then a nigger ran in Jessy's house and stole his T.V.

Backy was butted out.

After three months of therapy Backy's cheeks reflated again.

Butt back to the story, said the same red horse.