"sleufoot": One Day in The Dong

by JesusTheRacist

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 445

As wonderers tread a land filled with void only those who seek the truth will see Dong.

Ding what Dong must.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-17 17:13:10 UTC

Chapter two "Nipples Twisty Fresh"

Jessy lit his dong

Suddenly a beautiful horse appeared and admired his dong, it was Backy.

they had vicious anal

"ooo plot twist" said Pun Pony.

Then Backy lit his nipple twisters and fireworks exploded.

And Jessy looked Longley at his dogs nipples.

His nipples spun faster than Sanic.

Jessy's nipples gave him autism.

Chapter three "It's not ogre until you scratch my bum, said a red horse"

All of a sudden, Shrek appeared. Backy used her humongous butt cheeks to

defend Jessy but the dong was too strong.

Then a nigger ran in Jessy's house and stole his T.V.

Backy was butted out.

After three months of therapy Backy's cheeks reflated again.

Butt back to the story, said the same red horse.

Chapter one "The Great Dong"

One day in a "dong" "a walla walla bing bong expanded".

The bong was so long it was longer than me dong

Jessy said "what are you Irish, me Ma used to make me wash me underpants"

after he shat in 'em.

Then Jessy got the bong stuck in the end of his dong.

Suddenly his dong expanded. His dong was so long it went to Hong Kong.

His dong went inside a dong while someone was 420ing.

Jessy then spouted the letters "GG".

Jessy's mum had to pull the bong out of his dong,

and to this day Jessy has dank kush stuck in his dong.

Chapter four "Gentlemen, contain your dongs"

Jessy didn't give a shit so he went to a male strip club.

Suddenly Morgan Freeman came out of the dark corner of the room and said

in a calm black voice "fuck her right in the pussy", then proceeded to fuck

Backy in the pussy.

Jessy's lizard was wet...

His groose...

Too loose...

Jessy stared into his dogs eyes to say "Just let me into your pants" jessy said

to peter parker.

They proceeded to have spider sex.

Gabe Newell ran in and started screaming about how much of a fat wanker his is

then sat in the corner and had a wank.

He released a spray of copies of Ricochet 2.

Jackie Chan then flew in through the window and threw Applejack at Jessy.

He then said "fucku youu hopeu thatu teachesu youu tou expandu youru dongu inu

Hongu Kongu".

His face was filled with apple flavored butt.

"wax on wax off motherfuckers" said Jackie and then was beamed up into his

personal UFOU because he's like 200 years old so he must be an alien.

Jessy then fucked Scootaloo so fucking hard she exploded TWICE.

THE END HE Died from deleting system32