loving a disk jockey

by gearsteel123

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Lightning Dust, Maud Pie, DJ P0N-3, Human, Anthro, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 1054

matt was one of the very few humans that survived the trip through dimensions and is now living in canterlot. but when he meets vinyl scratch, his life is turned upside down. how will he fare when when vinyl declares her love for him?

Matt was one of the ten humans that survived the trip to equestria.
Now residing in canterlot, his life is turned upside down when vinyl scratch literally falls into his life! But how will he fare when vinyl confesses her love for him?

Published 2014-08-26 03:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-26 03:00:05 UTC

prologue

The world was dying and there were only 90 humans left.
45 of them made a last stand, and defended a natural portal that had opened up during earth's final week.
Only problem was that 15 were KIA while defending the portal and another 20 died in the portal due to the sudden surge of radioactivity.
I was one of the 10 that survived.
My name is matt onyx and I am currently living in canterlot as a bartender at the 'lucky horseshoe' bar.
I am currently walking there for the night shift.
Apparently, they are going to do a rave tonight and DJPON3 will be there too.
Back on earth I was quite a fan of dubstep, so I was pretty excited.
I was wearing a simple white fedora with sand colored jeans and a brown shirt with a white hoodie.
I finally reached the bar and went in, spotting lightning dust, in a wonderbolt camp uniform.
I had read about her in the wonderbolt magazine and guessed that she was drowning her sorrows in alcohol.
As I got behind the counter I took inventory and started mixing drinks for the few that were there.

About 2-hours later I was done my part of the shift and was raving with the crowd.
I was almost below the stage when DJPON3 set the mix tables on auto and started to walk to the front of the stage.
Then I saw it.
There was a small puddle of grease on the stage.
She took one step and slipped in the brown liquid, flying off the stage..
As soon as she made contact with me, my vision went out.
As soon as it retuned I saw nothing but white and felt something on top of me.
Something warm.
I started to stir when I realized that DJPON3 had fallen on top of me.
In the process I knocked her flat on her ass.

I sat up straight and saw her clutching her chest and breathing heavily.
I had just realized that my face had ended up wedged between her breasts when she landed on me, a bright red had sprang to life on my face
"Holy crap! I am so sorry!" I said nervously as I stood up and walked over, extending my arm to help her up.
" thanks for breaking my fall." she said as she grabbed my hand.
I hoisted her up and started walking off to the exit but I felt a hand grab my shoulder.
"C'mon, stay a while! Next drink is on me!" She said, asking if I could stay.
I nodded my head and turned around and started following DJPON3, who was wearing a pair of jeans and a tank top along with her iconic purple and black shades.

Around an hour later, we were chatting in the corner when some drunk stallion stumbled in front of us and grabbed her breast.
I was furious! How could a someone violate a female like that! Even if the were drunk they should never do that!
*wham!*
*whump.*
In two seconds he was flat on the floor with a broken muzzle.
DJPON3 just stood there in awe.
"No stallions have ever done that for me before! And I mean ZILCH stallions have beat a pervert like that to a pulp for me!"
She said staring at the drunk stallion in utter shock.

Good thing the downtown hospital was only a block away.

We were just leaving the bar when DJPON3 told me her living arrangements.
Apparently she was supposed to stay at a hotel for the night.
"Why don't you come stay at my place for a while?" I asked.
She instantly pulled me into a hug.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" She exclaimed as if I asked her to marry me.
"Well then, we better get going!" I said as I hoisted her into my arms.
"Just call me vinyl, k?"
"Sure" I answered as we came up to my front door.
"What's your name anyway?" She asked as we entered
"Matt. Matt Onyx." I said, closing the door.

I then told vinyl that she could watch some TV while I went in the shower and headed off to do so.

After my shower, I left vinyl asleep on the couch and crawled into bed.

The next morning, I woke up and rolled over, trying to sleep again.
But my hand landed on something soft......
And warm!?
I sat bolt upright and looked to my side, seeing none other than vinyl.
She flipped over in her sleep as I got out of bed, a little freaked out if I might say and slid on a pair of shorts over my underwear.
I don't know why, but I have always had a habit of not wearing a shirt for the first hour of the morning.

I went into my somewhat fully stocked kitchen and prepped some pancake batter.

"Mornin' onyx...." A familiar voice greeted from behind me.
"Nice to see that your awake, viny." I answered....
Wait.
DID I JUST GIVE HER A FUCKIN PET NAME!!!???

I turned around to see her reaction only to be greeted by a surprised face.

I mentally traced her line of vision and discovered that she was looking directly at my bare abs and chest.

I knew that I had rock solid abs but seriously!?

Vinyl started moving towards me and put a hand on my abs.

At that point I got a little annoyed and backed up quickly, slipping on the T-shirt that I had slung over my shoulder.

I then finished up breakfast and put it on the four person table that I had in the middle of the room.
We silently ate breakfast and then went to watch some TV, her being the guest, I let her choose.

I was lying on the floor, while she sat on the couch.
About halfway through the show I heard her get up and walk behind me.

I felt something on my back.
Ugh.

"Getting tired of this vin-"

I was then interrupted as vinyl moved up my back, resting both of her breasts on the top of my head.
Honestly I was both a little pissed and turned on at the same time.

Ugh.

This is gonna be a long day.