RATED TEEN FOR EXTREMELY VULGAR LANGUAGE

Twilight Sparkle has always been an intelligent, sophisticated, linguistically skilled pony, who has never found any need to use any of the typical vulgarities that she hears from other ponies on a daily basis.

Well, she never USED to feel such a need.

'Twas a beautiful day in Equestria when, for Twilight, it turned to [censored] within minutes, because she woke up and found herself unable to utter a single clause without incorporating at least one curse word into it.

Propelling her through an insanely idiotic adventure.

I wrote this because I constantly spurt out extremely graphic and disgusting and just plain vulgar and unnecessary insults, and I want to share them with the world by inserting them all into one [censored]hole of a story.