the lonely minecraftian

Chapters

chapter 1: small details
chapter 2: the book
chapter 3: the portal
chapter 4: captured
chapter 5: Fallen kingdom
chapter 6: warning: may contain magical charges
chapter 7: What the hell is going on

chapter 1: small details

"Hello. As you all know, my name is Steve. The first minecraftian ever to set foot on this horrible planet known as minecraftia. I have seen my participants tear this planet apart, mining all of it's resources, taking down all the trees, killing all the livestock, and destroying each others creations and looting there treasured items. I have tried to stop them, but no matter what... they just keep on going back to the regular routine. There is only one city, that is majorly protected, and greifer free and also looter free. This city, is called... well, i can't quite remember quite well, for I have been living for over a thousand years, two thousand, six hundred, and forty-two years to be exact(2,642), and once you have been living for that long, you tend to forget stuff. Oh, and before I actually forget, I am here to tell all you children my story, aren't I?"

"Yes mister Steve!" all the children shouted out in unison.

"Ok ok, calm down, this story is going to take a while. I am also sure your parents have told you this, for this story has been told for a hundred years! But I remember every single bit of it. It was the most wonderful experience ever that I have ever witnessed." Steve said, kinda muttering the last part, but all the children could hear. Yes, this story has been told for a hundred years, but not every single detail. "This story, is about how 20 regular minecraftians, just like all of you, built a strange portal to another part of the universe."

"Just like those other portals we have heard of!" one of the kids said

"Yes, just like those other portals. Do you remember what they are called, Simon?" Steve said

"Oh yes! How can I forget! The portals I was talking about are the Nether, Aether, and also that end portal!" Simon said

"Yes, just like those portals... nice job Simon! Except this one, cannot be made by any materials found on this planet!" Steve said enthusiastically.

All of the children's jaws dropped to the ground at the mentioning at this. "What was this portal made out of!" One of the kids said.

"This portal was made out of the material that looked kinda like a diamond, but was greyish red" Steve said.

"What did you call it!" another kid asked

"I cannot quite remember, sparkle" Steve said to the boy in a blackish grey suit, with a mask on that was black, and had pointed ears going straight up, and also he had a bat in the chest of the suit.

"Anywho, let's get going with this story, shall we? we only got an hour left before you gotta get home." Steve said

All the children "awww'ed" in unison, except for a few, who were just super eager to hear this story.

[FLASHBACK]

Hello, my name is Steve, and I am in the middle of nowhere. My reason? Because I do not want to get raided by a bunch of minecraftians asking me questions such as "HEY STEVE! WHY DID YOU MAKE THOSE HORRIBLE GREEN THINGS?" and "STEVE! STEVE! WHAT IS THE SECRET TO FINDING DIAMONDS!?" oh, and the most asked question of all... "CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME DIAMONDS?!"

You can tell that, that would get annoying after a while. But, some wanderers have found my home, thank god they did not know who I was, except for one person. That one person tried to knock down my door and raid my house with questions that are either classified, or only I can know. So I jumped through my nether portal, for I was the only brave on to go there, except for a few minecraftians... may they rest in piece.

But I guess this one REALLY wanted some answered questions, for he jumped through the portal to. But he quickly met my most prized creation... the ghast's. I quickly threw a potion of healing II at him, and told the ghast's to stop firing, and it was not an intruder*even though he was, I did not want one of my members of this planet to die a horrible death). Then the ghast's just floated away, and minded there own business. The minecraftians mouth just dropped when he saw the beauty, and horror of the nether. My second world, and only a few other special minecraftians know how to make a portal to it, and also, lucky for them, I told the ghast's and the other inhabitants of this place that they are friendly.

I told the minecraftian to leave immediately, so he did what he was told, and went back to the city or village he once inhabited.

About 2 years after that incident, I got a letter from the city known as, moose valley. It was from the mayor of the city, he was saying that they found some ancient nooks about a special portal that leads to another dimension or universe. I wrote back, and this is what it said

Dear mayor of moose valley

I am glad you have told me this, for I had no idea there was such a thing. I will be heading towards the city of moose valley and will be seeing the person that found this book, the decipher, and you in person, at around minecraftian week number 10, at around noon, and will be discussing the matter there. Oh, and while your at it, can you please make one of those lovely cakes of yours? They are sincerely the best I have eaten. Again, I will be meeting you at your castle, at around mincraftian week number 10, around noon

your loving creator,

Steve

That letter reached him faster then expected, and I then got a letter back saying that he confirmed the request. it was minecraftian week number 9, at around the middle of the week, so I had about 3 minecraftian day's to get prepared for the journey. Even though all of the hostile mobs I have made so I can keep balance in this world are friendly towards me and the people I travel with, I will still gather materials, for the only hostile mob that fights me, is, what is known as, the Endermen. I have not created those monstrous beast's.

It was the day I would travel, and lucky for me, I only saw a few Endermen on the long trip. When I got to moose valley, I was first introduced by one of the friendly Endermen(for those who do not know what a friendly endermen looks like, it is completely white, but it's eyes are still its purple color). The endermen, which was named vänliga(yes, it is in an actual language, if you can figure it out, then tell me, and i will make a bonus chapter for you!). he was a friendly fellow, he even showed me his favorite cafe, and MAN, they made some delicious golden apples. Surprisingly, vänliga was the one who found the book about the portal, another surprising thing is that noone bombarded me with questions... it was like I was just a regular minecraftian, strolling down the road, some did ask some minor questions, like "what is your favorite peice of art?" and "how did you come up with the animals?" and also "why did you make the baddys that kill people?". I gave them all the correct answers, and then walked to the moose valley castle.

chapter 2: the book

When I got to the castle, I first met the mayor/king of moose valley city. He said that the newly discovered portal was made from 20 regular minecraftians, also, made from a foreign substance. I was... well... amazed that some of my inhabitants made something like that, also, get a foreign substance.

"I.. I am amazed by this statement king." I said

"please, call me Lark" Lark said

"Ok, Lark. Where is the decipherer of this strange book?" I said urgently

"He is in the next room... but I must warn you, he does get... how should I put this... extremely insane and talkative around royalty" Lark said

"Oh, I do not mind... I have dealt with worse most likely" I said.

"If you say so" Lark said.

We entered the room with the decipherer of the strange book. his hair was kinda crazy and it looked like he just went through an old ravine... he also smelled horrid, but that was not what was bothering me... what was bothering me was the fact that there was no book in sight. "Umm, if I may ask, where is the book?" I said.

"Huh, wha-? Oh, it is just yo-yo-YOU!" the decipherer then got down to his knees and started bow.

"Please, no need for formalities my kind sir." I said

"Oh boy! it is such a pleasure to see you oh great creator!" the decipherer said "I never thought this day would ever come! But once I got word of you coming to moose valley to see me and the king, I just jumped with joy! I mean who ever thought I would see the creator of this world in-person! I AM SO EXCITED! Oh, and my name is översättaren!" översättaren said.

"Pleased to meet you översättaren!" I said "Oh, and lark, where is that oh so delicious cake!" I said, eager to get another taste of that exquisite piece of cake.

"It is almost done, my majesty" Lark said.

My mouth watered in anticipation. The last time I took a bite in one of Larks' cake was about 3 years ago... and I still remember the taste of the magnificent cake. mmmm... it was delicious.

"If you guys don't mind me asking again, but where is the book?" I said

"Oh, it is right here, steve!" vänliga said

"May I look at it?" I said. vänliga then handed me the book for me to look at. The writing was all to familiar... ancient minecraftian, that only people with a special gift can read.and luckily, there was at least one minecraftian that was still alive that had that certain gift. I then flipped through the book until the book itself stopped all on its own. I then read the words, it said, well, the clear words said "today we have ma----he substance we are going to use. We finally got the formu---right, we used one ounce of ---------- and another ounce of -------- with a teaspoon of ------- then, a cup of --------. we did have a fe--casualties in the proce-s. we were handling alot of ---io--ive material in the process. But today, we found the last ingredient, the only th-ng we needed to compl--e the process of making the foreign subs--nce called ---------------. -------------- by the letter that this substance is dangerous if u-ed in the wrong way, and can lead to world wide disaster.----------------------------------------------" the rest was smeared, until about a few pages later "somehow, one of the workers got the portal to work, without any of the ways that our powerful creator has done. we have tried using the water buckets, then the fire. none of them worked. but, all he said was 'I was just talking to my friend and having a good time and also talking about how wonderful life was down here, then all of a sudden, the portal activated'. my only conclusion was it was just a timed portal, which opened when the time was right.

about a week later, none of us have gone through the portal yet... some of us were to afraid, and others were either to important or just really busy. one person was about to go through the portal, then it just closed. it just closed by itself. either it was broken somehow, or something was wrong.we all followed the note by its instructions, except for the burnt part, which we could not read. I will have our top scientists look at it today. another strange thing is, the material we made for the portal to work has changed to a greyish red color... but now, it is as hard as diamonds. which is strange because, the note that we got from ----- did not say anything about this happening. we will go into further studies about this strange transformation after we chip of some of this hard substance and study it.

the results have come in... and they are not good. we have traced sources of "an evil presence" within the rock/diamond like substance. I, personally, just think that it is another type of obsidian, but that does not seem logically possible. we will go into further studies of this rock in the future... but the problem that I have right now, is the fact that all my workers are going crazy and either being big jerks, or trying to actually kill each other. I have no idea what is going on, but ever since that portal has changed, everyone has started to go crazy. I might be going crazy to... I have heard voices in my head... they are all very faint, but I think they say stuff like "you should of gone through it." and "violence is not the key" and also something like this... but not entirely sure, but it is my closest translation to the faint whisper... "hero jock brine, he is the protector of this portal, you must reason with him, and tell him to open it". those are the only ones I am sure I can decipher correctly. but, we will focus on the problem at hand, our workers going completely bonkers.

ok, the problem is almost solved, and we are working regularly now... well, regular enough. but, besides the people who are still kinda crazy and violent, this report will not have much detail of what is going on... nothing new besides more whispers and less crazy workers. all is good.

ok... I am officially crazy. I think I saw someone in trouble behind where the portal entrance would be. but when I went to this person who was crying... he looked behind himself... those eyes... I can never forget them... actually I can, because he had no eyes! there was no pupils or iris's nor any veins. then, after a half a second after he turned his head, he vanished. when he vanished, I heard another faint whisper in my head saying... "run". and so I listened to the voice and turned to face all my workers. shouting at them to leave this place immediately. they did not listen, for they thought I was insane! they think I am insane... I have all my sanity! there the ones who are insane!...oh who am I kidding, I am writing in a book right now... why am I writing this? I do not know, maybe someone in the future will see this and find this portal. my note to you is, if anyone is reading this, do not go here... even if you have those fancy floating cars, or your super smart, even if you have a powerful cannon... nothing can stop this... nothing can.

oh boo-hoo, this guy? really? he is writing in a book. I warned him, he should have left! but no, all he did was warn his stupid workers to just "get out". ha! he really thought he could escape, but once I started to put the whispers in other heads that were around this portal, they started to believe him. but, they were to late. I have warned them all. but now, all of his workers are under a pile of the heaviest delight of all... bedrock! oh, it was just oh so wonderful to see there bodies twitch in pain! it brought joy to my heart! now, I have taken his body, and am using it to roam the land my brother once made. i did go through that portal. that is the reason it closed. i did meet some oh so wonderful test subjects. they were like those things my brother made a few months ago... what were they? horses? no, they are all to small... except for one, no wait, two! oh ho ho! I had a lot of fun with those two. I guess they are immortal, but can still peel the most delighted thing that brings joy to my heart! PAIN! it was oh so wonderful there. I hope on going back there! but somehow, when I re-opened the portal with a piece of the horses horn and went through it... well... it was un-passable now. so now I wait, roaming these lands, in search of another unicorn to open the portal with. then destroying all life there... but I cannot do that here, in minecraftia... because of my brother. so now... the game of waiting has began...

signed

hero jack brine, a.k.a., herobrine"

I was lit up with anger at the mentioning of his name. He always got in the way of my creations... especially my most prized one.. the minecraftians. And now he has made an ancient portal almost un-passable because of his behavior. turns out I was so angry, I caught the book on fire, and accidentally sent it to the nether castle. But that did not matter, the rest of the book, besides the part I just read, was already either burnt up, or just smudged so much with a black ink, that it was un-readable. All I gotta do now is find the portal... and find out what my brother has done to the place that the portal leads to....

chapter 3: the portal

Only one more day 'till the summer sun festival. I am so excited! The reason is because Princess celestia asked me herself if I could hang out with her after the festival! Me, Twilight sparkle, spending time with my most favorite person of all time! I just hope it doesn't end up like the time at the gala... sheesh, that was a crazy day.

Spike was not here last night, he spent the night at Raritys' place. He was super excited to, even more excited about Rarity then usual... hmm, sometimes, I worry about him, and sometimes, his eyes are red and he acts very calm and says that he sees stuff like "Rainbow llamas" and "jumping jelly beans". And also, for some reason, he brought a sax(which I have no idea where he got) and brought it to Raritys' with him. He said something about an "epic sax guy". I didn't even ask, plus, even if I did want to ask, I wouldn't have the time, because he dashed right out of the house faster then you could say star swirl.

I went to go get spike, when my horn started to tingle... I literally had no idea, which was strange for me, but, I had no idea what was causing, so I ignored it... must just be a little disturbance in the air.

When I got to Raritys', I was in for a surprise. Spike, was falling out of a already broken window. I rushed to go help Spike, but he just got back up and ran back inside. I'm not sure if Spike even saw me. I walked inside, and was in quite a shock. Raritys' place was a mess, there was fabric everywhere, clothe pins everywhere, I think I even saw a coffee stain on one of her rug's. I heard a scream upsairs, so I ran to it, and what I saw, was not pretty.

(a few hours later)

"Sorry you had to see that Twilight" Spike said.

"You should of at least knocked anyways, so technically, it is your fault Twilight." Rarity said.

"Stop talking...." I said.

"Fine, fine. Its not like you haven't thought about having--." Rarity said, but I interrupted.

"just, please, shut up. I do not want to talk about this, I just want to put it in the past, and never, ever talk about this ever again." Twilight shuddered at the thought of Spike and Rarity... well, "having fun".

"hehe, so, I guess this means I will never go to--" Spike said, but again, I interrupted.

"No, this does not mean you cannot go to Raritys' anymore, but, I will have to be there as well." I said.

"But Twilight!" Spike said.

"Ok, how 'bout I take your privilege to spend the night at Raritys' place completely?" I said

Spike the grunted and stop talking for the rest of the time.

"It was fun though" Rarity said.

"SHUT UP!" I said.

(EST. 12 hours later, 5:00 am)

Me and my friends woke up early this morning to catch the train to canterlot early so I can talk to Celestia about our "hang-out-time". Only about 2 to 3 hours 'till the festival starts, and my legs were already trembling. I couldn't stand still, I was just so excited, but at the same time... very, very, very, very, very, nervous. My friends tried to calm me down, but they miserably failed.

The train took forever to get to the station, which I kinda expected because of busy traffic in canterlot, plus, it is about 5:00 am. When the bus got here, we grabbed our tickets, and went onto the train to Canterlot. Nothing really happened during our ride to Canterlot, we just had some small talk and such.

(est. 3 hours later, Steves P.O.V.)

I was in a shock when I saw ponies, but I am not sure if they were ponies, for as soon as I hit the ground, I got acquainted with the ground, face first, and got knocked out. While I was knocked out, all of my memory's flashed by very quickly , and I remembered them all. The time me and my brother accidentally sent a cow to space, and then that time I sent a chicken to another part of the universe. Then, sending a note to some guy in another universe named "Markus Notch". Then, that u un-forgettable time when me and my brother and some other minecraftians made a giant playground full of statues of pigs, cows, creepers, and other stuff, weird piston powered pigs that mouths moved, closing and opening. Also, we made a fun house full of traps and prizes! ah, memory's.

But after all of the memory's faded away, it was just a big, vast dark place, that had literally nothing. A big empty space... SPACE!!!! I'm kidding, but yes, I was in an empty place.

(listen to this! :D)

I then heard something, I didn't know what could be here, but then, I saw other minecraftians, but these weren't normal ones, they didn't have any pupils. I suddenly had a sword in my hand, and I didn't hesitate swinging it at one minecraftian because this one had swung his sword first, then all of them at once came. I was not ready, so I ran for my life. I then saw a little hut that was surprisingly made of iron, so I hid there until I couldn't hide anymore.

The pounding and marching of the strange minecraftians then stopped, I then looked outside.... big mistake. I got pulled out of the house, then I got attacked. I was ready this time though, and then bounced up on my two legs, then started swinging. Blood was everywhere, and millions of dead bodies, everywhere, but they kept on coming. I soon was covered in blood and guts. I smelt disgusting, but that didn't stop me. Years of swordsmanship put to work, killing hundreds, to thousands, to millions. They just kept on coming

Then, all of a sudden, all of them disappeared, then one of them came back, except this one had a black cloak, and was carrying a scythe, but was also not the blocky shape that the usual minecraftians have. This strange creature then stood up to his full length, about three times my size. This creature looked like he was underground for a long time... dead, rotting, and all skin and flesh was torn off of him. This creature.. this, man, was Death himself.

He let out a very loud grunt, then a very high pitched scream afterwards. I couldn't hear for a while afterwards. Then, as soon as I saw that scythe come towards my neck, I woke up.

chapter 4: captured

(EST. 8:00 AM Twilight Sparkle P.O.V.)

Me and my friends were at the festival, and it was almost time for Celestia to raise the sun in front of everypony. I have seen it, for what seems to be a million times, but it still amazes me every time. I walked over to my seat and sat down to enjoy the show.

"Hey Twilight, do you think something might go wrong? Because I think something might go wrong, and if something goes wrong then the sun might not come up today! And if the sun doesn't come up today then everypony will be scared! And if everypony is scared then they will be sad! And if there sad then I will b-" Pinkie said, but got interrupted by a purple hoof to the mouth.

"Nothing is gonna go wrong Pinkie, what makes you think that?" Twilight said

"I don't know, just had the feeling that something bad might go down. Whatever, I'll just go help out Alex go find his brother Josh and fight those creepy monsters!" Pinkie said.

"Ok, you go do tha- wait, what? Who is Alex? Who is Josh? And what monsters?" Twilight said.

"Oh, you do NOT want to know." Pinkie said, then went to go help Alex find Josh. Josh really needs the help right now to, because pyramid head is hunting him down as we speak. Anyways, back to the original story.

It was time for Celestia to raise the sun in front of everypony, and I was super excited to see this once-a-year occasion. But just as soon as she was up in that beautiful position she goes into every time she raises the sun in the other summer sun festivals, the monument that was shaped like a sun behind her was starting to glow a strange purple-ish red, then the most surprising but most horrifying thing happened... a sword came through the portal and hit her in the middle of her chest, and she started falling down.

The guards grabbed her before she fell all the way down to the ground, then immediately took her to the canterlot hospital. Just as soon Celestia got out of sight, another figure came out of the portal... but this one was screaming for his life and waving his... wait a second, what is that thing?!

(Steves' point of view, EST. 5 minutes earlier)

I was getting sucked into some type of wormhole, and it was kinda painful, but it was bearable. I lost grip of my sword, then about a minute later, I got sucked into the portal, screaming, and waving my arms around trying to grab something. But then I fell face first into the ground. The only thing I saw was a few ponies. But the one that I saw first was a purple pony, and she looked very mad and very confused. But that is all I saw.

(present time)

"Argh, my head...." I said. I had a massive head ache, probably due to me falling face first into stone. I tried opening my eyes, but every time I tried, but the brightness of the sun caused me not to open them. My hearing was kinda buzzed also, I had no idea why or how it would be, but it just was. I heard muffled talking, and also very blurry figures approach me. I tried moving my arms, but I failed, for someone, or something, has pinned me down.

Then, all of a sudden, I felt something starting to drag me. I saw some blurry buildings, and blurry figures while whatever was pulling me, pulled me to my next, unknown, destination.

It was, what felt like hours later, and I was at an unknown destination. My vision was still kinda blurry, which is very surprising. My head ache has calmed down a bit, but my head was still very sore. My hearing, still pretty faulty, but I could still just decipher only few words. I then felt something touch my head, and with a flash of light, my hearing came back, but my vision and my head still ached. I heard words come from something, but I did not recognize the voice at all.

"Who are you working for!?" something said.

"What are you?!" another voice said.

"Why are you here!?" another voice chimed in.

"Who are you?!" another, soft, voice said.

"And what are those horrid clothes you are wearing?!" another, regal sounding, voice said (A/ just guess who said that)

"Are you dangerous!" another voice said.

I opened my mouth to speak, but no words came out. Other beings that are most likely not Minecraftians nor any creatures that look remotely like them, were in front of me. I also tried moving my arms and legs, but somehow, they were locked in place. I felt nothing on my arms and legs, but surprisingly, they didn't even budge. I was stuck.

I studied the place as best as I could with my current vision. From what I could tell, the place was at least the color of wooden planks, brown-ish pale. The only other thing I could tell that was in my surroundings were tables or something in that manner, and also bookshelf's. That was the only things I could clearly see.

"Hello?! We are talking to you! ANSWER US!" a voice yelled out, making the ringing in my ears come back.

"ARGH! SON OF A BI**H" I said, the ringing in my ears now hurting like hell.

"Rainbow dash! There is no need to scream in his ear like that! How rude of you!" some voice said. Apparently the person or pony that owned the "tom-boy" voice that I heard screaming in my ear just a few seconds ago was named "Rainbow Dash".

"Dammit! My fu**ing ears hurt like hell!" I said. "And my head is hurting a lot, I can't even see properly! URGH!"

Then, I felt something touch my head, then another flash of light, and now, I can see properly.

"Now, tell us why you are here." a purple pony with a horn sticking out of its head said.

chapter 5: Fallen kingdom

Chapter 5: Fallen kingdom.

(######VERY IMPORTANT. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU WILL NOT GET THE FOLLOWING#######)

Years later, after my entire city got destroyed by those nasty creatures... the reason why my family is dead, because of those horrible abominations... otherwise known as, creepers. I have tried my best at putting it to the past, but I can't do it. Everyday I am reminded of that certain day, so often I visited that wasteland.

The only inhabitants of that place now are the mobs... zombies, creepers, spiders, skeletons, endermen, etc.... I have found little stuff that are to prove useful, and other stuff to help remembrance of that horrible day. The day when everything went wrong, and everyone died. I cry myself to sleep everyday... I just want all of this to just stop, and for me to start over and live in another world, free of hate and misery. I wanna go back home....

Yet, another few years later, I have stopped my habit of going to where my castle and city once stood, and now are building a shelter. The shelter, so far, has proven effective against all the mobs and weather, but now, I only have one thing missing... but that one thing, is un-abtainable. I always get lonely, and those stupid robots(A.K.A. villagers) don't do a thing, they have no purpose. But they are the only company I have, and I cherish those moments with those speechless eegits(<== A/N yes, that is an actual word, if you were wondering).

The only things I have found are the citys' abandon mines and the dungeons, but those prove un-effective for my plans of a new world. The only proven thing that can change the world I am in right now, is some diamonds and obsidian... but I also fell like that the wool I have got be effective... not for a bed.. but for something else....

I tried to use redstone, but I never understood that stuff. Other stuff, I can do.

I fought mobs, mined stone and such, and crafted irregular items in the process. The strangest thing I have crafted, is probably a clock, which I had no idea how to make, I just put some gold and redstone around in the crafting table.

Again, it is very lonely and scary in the land that I once ruled.

I have made bookcase's, and strangely enough, they have books in them already. I have read the books, but all I see is nonsense about some type of "MYSTERIOUS CAVE" or something like that... I have not bothered looking for it.. but I think I might have to, because the number of hostile mobs around the place I live, and the castle, are somehow rapidly multiplying, and it is getting overwhelming.

I have gathered all the diamond and iron and coal that I can find, so now I am fully covered in diamond armor, and an arsenal of diamond tools, have not used the iron much, only for buckets and such.

--(EST. 5 Minecraftian weeks later)--

I have started my journey towards this cave, it is pretty far away, around 500 miles (probably around 1000 -- 1500 blocks) away from the castle, so I had to bring all the food, water, and tools I could carry. I met a pig that wouldn't stop following me, so I brought him along to. We have been pals for the last few days, and surprisingly, the piggeh has actually helped me on the way by charging towards mobs (not creepers, all chicken, cows, pigs, sheep, etc. have been avoiding them lately) and knocking them down for me. I had no idea what piggeh ate, since I never really helped with the farming at the castle, but I figured out that pigs just LOVE wheat, so I pick up a few wheat plants at where those speechless idiots live, and fed it to piggeh. But at some times, when another pig is there... well... things get, out of hand, and... well, they have... moving on. I decreased the amount of wheat I give him since the incident... Notch, I hope that other pig is ok though.

My journey seemed almost over, but by the time I got to where this cave was - as the books have said - I saw strange purple particles floating around an opening in the cave, all I saw were the purple particles though, and a tall, almost invisible black figure. I walked towards this figure, hoping I could get some information about this cave, but when the figure saw me, it ran away. It left a trail of those particles, so I followed it.

I ran and ran and ran towards where the particles were leading me. It lead me into a much darker cave, and I forgot my torch's at my house. I was almost defenseless, all I had was my diamond sword, diamond pick, and my full set of diamond armor, I also had some food with me, but that is it. I started to faintly see two small-ish purple eyes, about the size of my eyes.

I had no idea what was there, but when I looked away from the purple eyes, they disappeared. I was freaking out a little by now. Then, I felt some heavy breathing on my shoulder. I slowly turned around, and saw it. I saw a tall, horse-like, completely black, purple eyed figure, staring at me. I thought of running, but that thought suddenly stopped when the black figure opened its mouth to speak.

“Follow.” the tall, black figure said. The way it spoke just sent shivers down my spine. It was like scratchy record, that had been dropped in a batch of redstone that was on, the played in a jukebox. It was horrible

“Follow, now.” it said again. I did as I was told and followed it. My instinct told me to kill it, but my heart told me to just follow it. We both went across LOADS of mobs, but not one single one touched me nor that.. thing... but instead, they all ran away from both of us, or maybe just the tall black figure. The ones brave enough to even come near us were destroyed by either me, or the “thing”.. mostly the “thing” though.

When we got to our location, it looked pretty beat-up. All the cobblestone that used to be there was now covered in moss, the buildings that were there were either destroyed, or not even recognizable, the farm-which I am surprised I noticed-was completely destroyed and rotten. I almost hurled because of the scent of rotten melons, pumpkins, etc.

I decided now was the best time to ask what the... “thing”'s name was.

“umm, excuse me, but I never got your name” the “thing” just stared at me for a few moments, seemed like hours, or days though. “Name?” I said again. “my name is Enderpony....” Enderpony... hmm, thats actually quite a nice name.

“If I may ask, but why does it have to be so dark?” '

Enderpony' looked around, then cleared his throat, his voice much clearer now

“*cough* *cough *cough*... ahem, oh, sorry, the reason why this place is so dark is because we don't want to be noticed.” Enderpony said. I was shocked to see that his previous statements were not actually in his voice.

“Why do we not want to be noticed?” I asked

“Oh dear... have you ever heard of the tale of 'Notchs Brother'?” Enderpony asked

“Yes, why?”

“Did you ever believe in that tale?”

“He destroyed my kingdom”

“Oh, ya, sorry 'bout that”

“wait, how do you know about the fall of my kingdom?”

“I kinda helped with that shenanigan....”

“You stuck-up piece of-”

“shhh!!”

There were noise's coming from above us. Rocks tumbled down, hitting our heads occasionally. I tried prying my mouth open to talk, but no luck. Then came an explosion, then a crash of gravel and cobblestone, then a light thud. Then a figure with a light blue shirt, and dark blue pants, brown hair, and a beard came tumbling down the hole that was in the ceiling. Then, he got up, and charged towards me.

chapter 6: warning: may contain magical charges

Everything in the world of Minecraftia, was different from the world of Equestria. Steve learned that the hard way. One thing you should always do before explaining your world to some aliens, is find out how theres work first, unless you might - in this case - get a deadly energy bolt to the face, stomach, legs, and, well, basically the entire body.

Steves explaining himself....

(Steves P.O.V.)

"For starters, I don't think this is a great welcome" I said.

"Tell us why you are here and why you try to kill Celestia!" a purple unicorn said.

"Ok, first of all, I have no idea who this 'Celestia' is, and second, I have no idea why I am here" I said. with an tone of annoyance

"What? but we saw you throw that sword into the Princess' chest!" some blue horse with wings said.

So far, I know I probably accidentally killed the Princess of wherever I am. "I didn't throw it, I lost my grip, and it went through the portal" I said.

"Portal? You mean that circular thing that appeared behind Celestia?" the purple pony said in a curious manner.

Oh boy, a magical pony that doesn't even know the basic portal.

"I have made portals before, but nothing ever as powerful as a 'dimension-jumper'!" the purple pony said.

...Ok, so she/he does know about the basic portal, whatever. Besides that, I don't think she/he is very powerful. "Ok, so I guess you want me to explain?" I said. The pony nodded, so I began.... "Ok, well first off, in my world, you can make portals to Hell, a.k.a., the Nether, and Heaven, a.k.a. the Aether. You have to make a type of rectangular frame of obsidian, or lightstone, a.k.a., glowstone. Then, if you want to go to Hell, make it obsidian, and catch it on fire. For Heaven, that would be lightstone, then pour water inside the frame. Then, all you do is walk in. There is an ancient portal though that leads to, what some people call, 'The End', and it really deserves its name" I said blankly.

"Whaa...?" about every being there said, except for me, of course.

I really hate this type of situation. I should be used to it by now though, I've been living for over a million years, and yet, every time I have to explain 'the world' to a new breed of sentient species, I still get very agitated by about everything during it. The creeper I didn't need to explain anything to, he and she said they didn't want an explaination, they wanted to see it themselves and have surprises everywhere they go. The slime though... oh man, they literally have no brain, so it's kinda pointless to explain 'the world' to them.

"Wait, why would people want, to go to hell?" The purple one said.

"To get lightstone." I said in a matter-of-fact tone "But there are very hostile mobs in the nether, and it is pretty hard to get lightstone sometimes. People also go down there for brewing supplies"

"Potion making? I know somepony who does stuff like that! But she doesn't need to go to pony hell to get supplies (as far as I know)" A pony the color of pink wool said.

"wait, mobs?" Purple said

"Mobs equals enemies, neutral, and friendly beings" I said

I just wanted to get out of here, go back to my universe, and destroy whatever brought me here... I can't quite remember what brought me here, must've gotten some memory loss when I bumped my head. But no, A god has to sit down and answer questions from talking horses. Wait, I'm such a dumbass, I have teleportation powers....

*poof*!

"I only used a short distance teleport, only went about 10 meters... I'm sure they're wondering where I am ri-"

"Wait, I think i know where he is! He's not far from here, only about 10 meters towards the door!" The purple one said.

"....fffFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!" I ran as fast as I could towards a dense forest, there would be no way of finding me there in less then 24 hours. Soon they'll give up and I could find the portal back to my dimension. Lets just hope it isn't like the End.

*27 hours later*

I found some shelter next to a strange hut and slept there for the night. Nothing that bad happened to me, only tripped a few time on various stuff, and got a few mosquito bites. Now, I go look for that sun emblem and go back home. For some reason, I can't fly in this dimension. It's weird, but I think it's just a magical disturbance or something else is going on.

*Back to the king in the cave with enderpony*

The man in plain clothing came charging towards me... or so I thought. He told me to duck, so I did. He jumped over me and stabbed a creeper in the head with his diamond sword repeatedly. He then stopped, and introduced himself.

"Hey, the names Steve. I was mining around here with my TNT and I guess I stumbled upon this. heh, find a new thing every day. Your lucky to, because you would've been all over the walls. What's your name?"

"Wha-?" I said, dumbfounded.

"What is your name?" Steve said again.

"oh, umm, it's king sparklez" (A/N I don't watch much captainsparklez(not any actually)so I might have gotten that wrong, if so, tell me) I said

"Strange name... who is your friend?"

"Enderpony, I come from a different dimension"

"Cool story bro. Now, what are you two doing here?"

"Ya, what ARE we doing here again?" The king said.

"There is a portal here somewhere, and I need at least one person with me to go through it. but now that we potentially got three, this should be super easy" Ender said.

"I'm in," Steve said "I need a vacation, good and long".

"Ok, lets DO THIS!" Ender said.

*Exactly one year, 2 days, 4 hours, 34 minutes, and 25 seconds later*

"We lost all of our ammo sir! We need more gunpowder up here!" A soldier said.

"On our way!" 3 green guys said

Equestria has gone to war, but to who? No one really knows, only the four people who were brave enough to find out themselves.

"We need stones or a boulder or something that can fit in here and be lethal!" The same soldier said.

"We're running out of supplies!" One of the other soldiers said.

"Come on! There's rocks everywhere! Just get some glue and put them together! Or at least stuff them in the cannon you stupid assholes!" The same soldier manning the cannon said.

"Breach in wall 34! Breach in wall 34!" A voice said on the intercom.

"Come on let's go go go! We need to secure wall 34 soldiers!" A commander said.

"You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up! Make sure that wall gets secured before I get there!" another commander of higher order said. He walked over to (pPzztzttzzz) to start talking to (pzztztstzzz). "I need you to do something for me, (pPzZZzttzZzzT), can you do it?" the Commander said.

"I can do anything Commander, especially for you. Now what is it you need me to do?"

"I need you to take these codes to- PpZzZZzzttzZZzztTtTzzTtztttt-----------"

*Present day*

"Wow, that was a ride I'll never forget!" Steve said panting, trying to get his breath.

The king passed out, Steve almost falling down passing out, and Enderpony being all fine and like nothing even happened, all standing next to a sun emblem. Then, Enderpony opened A secret passage going to a armory, and control room. The control room, controls 4 different turrets that can destroy 1/4 of a planet (size of saturn) if charged to max power, 2 turrets that can take out a fleet of small ships, and 1 "mega-cannon" that could take out an entire army in one shot. The armory contains human weapons, Minecraftian weapons, and plasma/laser weapons.

When the king woke up from his nap, and Steve woke up from his nap, Ender would show them this. In the meantime, He'll do some target practice.

chapter 7: What the hell is going on

(WARNING: This chapter contains pissed off ponies, hallucinations, and a pissed off Alicorn)

"I think we should do it" Rainbow Dash said to Twilight

"What if it's dangerous to go after him? We don't even know where to look!" Twilight said in a concerned tone.

"Maybe he is trying to get back to his world and bring his army to destroy everythi-!" Twilight magically zipped RD's mouth shut.

"Stop making up these stupid ideas, maybe he just wants to go home!" Twilight said. She un-zipped Rainbows mouth, allowing her to talk again.

"....But what if I'm right?!" RD said. But shortly after that, RD got a magical bitch slap to the face.

"Shut the hell up!!" Twilight said. Everypony could tell she was very, VERY pissed off, probably towards Steve for - likely - killing Celestia. Twilight does trust this, "human", though, she doesn't know why, but she has the distinct feeling she'll need him later on.

*Later, in the legion of - no, I'm not doing that... (rewind) Later, back at the portal entrance/exit*

"Ah, you two are finally awake, remember anything?" Enderpony said.

"Uh, yeah, just I have this MASSIVE migraine... ow." King said.

"I just have a little pain in my chest, but I've had worse injuries before" Steve number two said.

"Good, wouldn't want to extract your memories piece by piece until I found the right memory tablet" Enderpony said.

"Tha fawk?" Steve 2 said.

"Complicated stuff, don't worry" Ender said.

"O...k??" Steve 2 said confusingly

The king just sat there, holding his head... until he realized something was wrong, or missing in a way. The kings hands and Steves, weren't normal blocks anymore! They both screamed when they realized that.

"Ssshhhhh!" Enderpony whispered "You'll attract the residents here, and they don't act kindly to newcomers like us"

The King and Steve almost had a heart attack, and couldn't even look at each other. To this, it was terrifying that they're bodies changed. Enderpony asked them if they wanted to go some place secluded, and they both said yes, so Ender took them into the armory, and shut the entrance deadlock tight. The amount of weaponry in that room took the Kings and Steves minds off of the fact that they're entire body changed into a different shape and form. Steve let curiosity get the best of him and started pressing buttons.

"NO!" Enderpony screamed as Steves finger slowly started pressing the fire button for the twin blasters.

Enderpony was to late and two, blue, Ion charged bullets the size of 10 alicorns put together, headed towards the canterlot castle. Luckily, Enderpony was fast enough to teleport to the castle and set a shield all around the castle. It wasn't powerful enough, but luckily, his good 'ol pal, Shining Armor was there to 'upgrade' the shield. Then the two Ion charged twin bullets splashed onto the shield, going over it like a blue flamethrower over a 12 inch thick glass dome, slowly burning it. The shield lasted though, and canterlot castle lived to see another day.

Shining Armor asked "What was that?!"

"New visitors, don't worry, they're my responsibility" Ender said

"Ok, if you say so" Shining Armor said.

Ender teleported back into the armory and scolded Steve about that for the next hour or so, while the King inspected all the different weaponry. One item caught his eye by a mile. It had a sticker under it on the shelf saying "Alicorn Horn(Stable)"

"What's this?" King said curiously.

"That's an Alicorn Horn, which has been harnessed through very powerful 'magical processes'. Taken from the most powerful Alicorn of all time." Enderpony said.

"Who might that be?" King said.

"...A being that must never be spoken of ever" Ender said.

"Why? What did he/she/it do? Can't be worse then a creeper" King said.

"Far worse... much, much worse then a creeper. This... thing has done genocide to the residents of this planet, and it came from yours, and is seeking revenge to a well known person of this planet" Ender said.

"Who is the 'well-known-being'?" Steve asked.

"Her name, is Celestia" Ender said.

--{Meanwhile, in Steve #1 P.O.V.}--

Shit! They found my trail! Dammit! I wish I could fly right now! I can't teleport because of some teleportation lock or something.

They've almost found me though, and I'm starting to wonder if the have some type of tracking device or something, because I'm an extreme lightweight, believe it or not, thus my footprints are very, VERY hard to see, almost invisible.

I can hear them getting closer to the shed I found last night, and I didn't think of a plan B. I'm screwed.

--{Twilight Sparkles P.O.V.}--

I don't know how Steve got away, I could definitely detect magical energy around him, but I thought that was just the portal affects, not him. Had no idea how he short distance teleport, without a horn to! I have a lot of questions for this.. thing.

"Pinkie! Hows the search?" I asked.

"Great! I can smell him somewhere! I just know hes around here!" Pinkie said, snout to the ground, sniffing for Steve.

"Your crazy Twilight for trying to search for this super dangerous thingy! I mean, what else could it do?! Maybe send a wave of changelings, or turn us against each other, or cause eternal darkness, or-!" Rainbow Dash kept blabbering and blabbering, I just ignored her.

"-or maybe a giant evil elephant stampede!" Rainbow Dash finished.

"Dashy, I got one question for you" I said.

"What?" Rd said impatiently

"How high are you right now?" I asked, obviously knowing the answer(very high)

"I'm not high! Just... sleepy, thats all." Rd said, embarrassingly.

I guess Rainbow did get into spikes hidden stash of pot. Knew there was a distinct smell coming from her house.

"You know its not a good idea to fly while high... that rhymed unintentionally" Fluttershy said.

"Like you would know!" Rainbow said accusingly.

"I WOULD know! Because I'm spikes dealer!" Fluttershy said.

Everyone paused for a few seconds, looked at each other, and slowly went back to there fast pace walking.

--{Meanwhile, back at the armory}--

Steve(2), hurdled up in a corner, rocking himself, hearing things, noises, words saying "don't trust", "ignore him", "don't listen to him", and "run away" repeating themselves in his head. Once enderpony looked at him, they stopped though, and when he looked back, they started again. Steve was scared, Ender could see that, but ignored it because he wanted to experiment with sanity levels of both Steve, and the King.

After about 5 hours, Steve and the king felt nauseas, and dizzy. Steve couldn't get up, and the King stumbled every time he walked. But then it all suddenly stopped, and they went back to normal. Steve decided to go to the emergency bunk beds that were stored inside the armory just in-case of a nuclear attack. They could bunker down in the armory until further notice. But the king saw where Steve was limping to, and started heading to teh beds to, and both of them fell asleep immediately.

Enderpony decided to rest also, and went to sleep.

There was a noise outside though, but enderpony ignored it. But he knew someone, or something, was out there. Maybe multiples of it. Ignored it still. He was gonna figure out what was out there tomorrow.

Author's Note

Phew! Thats it for Chapter 7. it is now... 1:05 am here. Tired as fuck. If theres any minor mistakes, ignore them because, well, I'm tired, and this is the only time I really get to actually write my stories, since I don't got my own room, and my family doesn't know that I write fan fiction, so I tend to keep it secret. Sorry.
At least the chapter is here? :D