Author's Note
Inspired by a strange dream I had.
Fair warning: the only plot you'll find here is attached to a pony.
Aiyah!
"Wow, you were right. She's gorgeous."
"Look at that smooth skin. Those slender, beautiful arms and legs...so graceful."
"And her dress! It's so sexy!"
"Mmm...I can't wait to get it off her..."
Ordinarily, these were things that Shampoo would punish with an immediate and severe beatdown. However, the situation she had just awoken to was so bizarre she couldn't formulate a response.
The young Chinese Amazon found herself lying on a hempen rug in a rustic country house, with two colorful talking ponies standing over her, eyeing her with lustful expressions.
The colorful talking ponies part didn't bother her. She'd seen much stranger things in her lifetime. The 'they're both girls' and 'they're about to molest me' parts weren't even that strange by her standards.
...actually, now that she thought about it, that said some really depressing things about her life.
"Who you? Where this place?" she asked.
"Oh, good, you're awake!" one of the ponies, a mint green unicorn with bright gold eyes, said. "I'm Lyra, this—" she nodded her head to the cream-colored pony with the curly pink-and-blue mane— "is Bon-Bon, and I hope you don't mind if we strip you naked and do very naughty and erotic things to you!"
"Lyra!" Bon-Bon hissed. "You could try asking more nicely..." She cleared her throat. "Ahem. So...what's your name?"
"My name Shampoo," Shampoo said, ruby eyes darting back and forth warily between the two ponies. "This joke, yes?"
"Nope!" Lyra said. Her horn began to shine with a brilliant golden glow. The soft lilac slippers that matched Shampoo's qipao slipped off her feet and flew across the room. The ties on her dress untied themselves. She squealed and scooted away from the two ponies, but it was no use. With some effort, her dress removed itself from her body, followed by her silk panties.
Being naked in front of strangers wasn't an issue for Shampoo. It happened disturbingly often. So instead of screaming or covering herself, she just looked confused. "How you do that?"
"Unicorn magic," Lyra said. She and Bon-Bon approached Shampoo, eyes roaming up and down her body appreciatively. "Wow. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?"
"Normally I'd be offended by that, but I gotta agree," Bon-Bon replied, licking her lips. "That skin, those breasts...I've always kind of wanted to play with breasts."
"Me too," Lyra said. She leaned close, inhaling Shampoo's scent. "Mmm, you smell like lilacs." She lowered her head toward Shampoo's thigh and began licking it slowly, dragging the full length of her tongue across Shampoo's skin.
Shampoo shivered at the hot, wet touch. "Aiyah...! Shampoo not for tasting!"
Bon-Bon trotted nearer Shampoo's head and leaned in, licking her bare left shoulder. Lyra moved up from Shampoo's thigh to her hip, then across her bare stomach. Bon-Bon began kissing Shampoo's neck; her breath and the fine, soft hair of her muzzle tickled. "Mmm..." Bon-Bon breathed into Shampoo's ear.
"Stop..." Shampoo whimpered. "Not want this with real wild horse..."
"Well, we're not wild horses," Lyra said in a teasing, sultry tone. "We're very wild ponies." With that, she seized Shampoo's right breast with her magic and lifted it, drawing the nipple to her mouth. She teased Shampoo's nipple with her tongue, then gave it a quick, gentle, playful nip. Bon-Bon wrapped her hooves around Shampoo's left breast and kneaded it, dragging her tongue slowly across the nipple.
Shampoo let out a sharp breath. "Ahh...why talking girl horses do this? There no milk there!"
The two mares giggled. "Silly," Lyra said. "We're not looking for a drink. We're looking for a good time."
"With horse not my idea of good time!" Shampoo said.
"We'll change your mind about that," Bon-Bon said. Lyra gave Shampoo's nipple another gentle slurp, then released her breast from her magic. Shampoo's breast wobbled for a moment, a strand of saliva briefly connecting her nipple to Lyra's mouth. Lyra began stroking Shampoo's nude body with a hoof; Shampoo realized for the first time that the mares' hooves weren't hard and rough, as she would expect, but smooth, with a strange tickling sensation that came from the underside, as though hundreds of tiny little fingers or bristles were moving across her skin. It was oddly soothing and pleasant.
"I call dibs on her pussy," Lyra said conversationally as she rubbed circles over Shampoo's belly, her hoof moving ever closer to Shampoo's sparse violet patch of pubic hair.
"Hey!" Bon-Bon cried.
"What? I saw her first," Lyra said. "You'll get your turn." She drew her hoof across Shampoo's mound, drawing a gasp.
"Ah! That place not for you!" Shampoo cried, clenching her thighs together tightly.
Lyra smiled. "Relax," she said in a soft, soothing tone. "I promise I'll make you feel really good."
The strange warm tingle of unicorn magic wrapped itself around Shampoo's thighs, and her legs spread wide. Lyra trotted around to stand between them, facing Shampoo. Her eyes burned with desire. She grinned, and the magic tingle shifted, no longer holding Shampoo's thighs. Instead, Shampoo felt a gentle, warm pressure on her sex; she gasped as Lyra's magic spread her pussy lips and petals. Lyra lowered her head and began lapping at Shampoo's inner folds. The slow caress of her tongue made Shampoo shiver in delight. She relaxed, letting her legs fall to the ground, inviting Lyra in. She reached up and began caressing Bon-Bon's soft rear.
Lyra tasted as much of Shampoo's pussy as she could, then swished her tongue around Shampoo's clit. Shampoo tensed up, whimpering and clenching her toes. Lyra looked up. "How did that feel?" she asked.
"Feel good," Shampoo said. "Do again." Lyra obliged her, spending several seconds lapping away at Shampoo's clit with her tongue. Shampoo cried out, arching her back. "Okay, that too much! You stopping now!"
"Aww," Lyra pouted. "Okay." She eased up and nuzzled Shampoo's labia with her muzzle while Shampoo relaxed her body, catching her breath. Bon-Bon had moved to straddle Shampoo, her body squashing the Amazon's breasts, her tail draped over Shampoo's forehead. She ran a hoof through Shampoo's pubic hair and began licking her mound. Shampoo kneaded Bon-Bon's firm, muscular rump, which seemed to please the mare.
"I no touch girl parts," Shampoo said. "That too much asking."
Bon-Bon sighed. "Oh well." She went back to licking Shampoo, even as Lyra slurped happily away at Shampoo's pussy.
Shampoo moaned under their ministrations. Several minutes of the greatest pleasure she had ever known passed in silence, save for Shampoo's gasps and moans and the soft, wet slurping. With a shuddering breath, Shampoo asked, "Magic horse maybe put horn in Shampoo?"
Lyra looked up; only Bon-Bon was able to see her sleazy grin. "Now you're talking," she said. She lowered her head and gently pressed the tip of her horn against the entrance to Shampoo's love tunnel.
"Be careful," Bon-Bon warned. "You remember that one time I had to—"
"Yeah yeah," Lyra said dismissively. She gently penetrated Shampoo's pussy. Shampoo tensed up...then relaxed.
"Is in?" she asked.
"Yeah, it's in," Lyra said, prodding the wall of Shampoo's pussy with the tip.
Shampoo yelped. "No do that!" she said. With a disappointed tone in her voice, she added, "Horn too small for fucking."
Lyra sighed. "Yeah." She pulled her horn out, then stood up. "But I've got something that isn't." She turned and trotted out of the room. Bon-Bon smiled and took her place, thrusting her muzzle into Shampoo's crotch eagerly. Shampoo moaned and began fondling her own breast as Bon-Bon's hot tongue caressed her pussy.
Lyra returned a few minutes later with a long, narrow box. "What—what that?" Shampoo asked.
"Just a little toy," Lyra said. She set the box down and removed the lid. A large rubber dildo floated out. Shampoo's eyes bugged out as she stared at it.
"That toy not little! That toy HUGE! That no fit in Shampoo!"
Lyra grinned. "Oh, I'm sure it'll fit," she said. "Either way, it'll be fun to find out! Hey Bon-Bon, move over."
Bon-Bon sighed and retreated from Shampoo's crotch. Then she saw what Lyra had brought, and a manic grin split her face. "Oh my gosh, when did you get THAT?"
"Well...it was supposed to be your birthday present," Lyra admitted. "But under the circumstances, I thought you wouldn't mind if I brought it out early."
Bon-Bon licked her lips and nodded happily. "I'm not complaining."
Lyra lowered the dildo into position between Shampoo's spread legs. Shampoo tensed as the tip came in contact with her engorged sex. Lyra sat down next to Shampoo and took hold of the dildo with her hoof. "This is a bit too intimate for magic," she said. "This is more of a hooves-on thing." She smiled at Shampoo and gave the dildo a mighty shove. Shampoo cried out as she took several inches of it inside herself.
"Too much!" she cried.
"Nah, just give it a minute," Lyra said. She pulled the dildo partway out, then thrust a few inches of it back in. Shampoo's hips bucked and she gasped. "Okay, I think you can take that much," she said. She slowly fucked Shampoo with the dildo, while Bon-Bon licked and nibbled playfully at Shampoo's toes. Shampoo panted and moaned as each thrust filled her body with waves of mingled pain and pleasure. Shampoo took hold of Lyra's other forehoof and placed it on her breast. Lyra gently stroked Shampoo's breast with her hoof, using her magic to tease the nipple.
After a few minutes, Lyra started thrusting the dildo harder, faster, and deeper into Shampoo, whose ragged gasps grew quicker, shorter, and louder. Her breasts heaved as she ground her hips into the dildo. Bon-Bon had to move away when Shampoo began thrashing her feet, accidentally kicking Bon-Bon in the nose once.
"Ahhh....! I coming now!" Shampoo cried as an intense wave of explosive pleasure built up inside her...
* * * * *
The distant sound of the school clocktower bell chiming the hour roused Shampoo. She opened her eyes slowly, frowning. She was sitting at her desk, slumped against her computer keyboard. She sighed. "That last time I fall asleep looking at pony fanfic," she mumbled. She glanced at the time and gasped. "Aiyah! It almost time open Nekohanten!" She shot out of her desk chair. As the sleep cleared from her mind, she realized her panties were soaked, and her face flushed. "Maybe shower first."
