Rainbow Dash Saves Equestria From The Evil Humans

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Crossover, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Romance, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 993

An epic tale where Rainbow Dash saves Equestria from the evil humans.

An epic tale where Rainbow Dash saves Equestria from the evil humans.

Warning: human and pony sex and general stupidity.

Published 2014-08-18 16:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-18 16:20:07 UTC

Rainbows Save Equestria

Humans used to be good and have a pony fetish...

But no more.

Humans were now the most evil beings ever. Humans are evil because Humans are evil. Humans only know to destroy things because Humans are evil. Humans are master of being evil.

The planet Earth is the home of the Humans. The Humans had cum into existence by the power of cum. From day one Humans cum on everything and kill everything, because Humans are evil and like killing things. They cum and kill, that's all Humans know. And are superior to all the weak animals by the sheer power of their ability to cum and kill everything.

Human cum will cum on them all. None shall be able to stand against humanity's cum. For human can not be stopped.

After thousands of years of cumming and killing, the evil Humans were finished cumming on Earth and needed a new place to cum on, so the humans glorious leader had a master plan to teleport humanity into another universe and cum on a new planet and kill everything. Because Humans are evil and Humans like cumming on things and killing things. Earth was doomed because Humans bad for environment and kill everything. Humans need new planet to destroy and find better place to cum inside each other to make babies. And find more places to eat cheeseburgers and masturbate and have sex in order to cum.

In the evil land of Cumdor, inside the oval office president Cyborg Adolf Hitler masturbated vigorously with his gigantic penis as he sat behind his desk.

"The time has cum to cum to Equestria and be evil to pastel ponies!" he shouted as he came. His cum fired out from his penis and stained the ceiling with cum.

Everything changed when the Humans cummed to Equestria. Adolf Hitler used the power of his augmented magical penis to teleport a massive army of his fellow evil Humans to Equestria.

A huge army of Humans mounted on velociraptors with laser MG 42 machine guns cum out from the Everfree Forest. Hitler was on the back of a tyrannosaurus rex to lead his army.

"My fellow Humans! We've have cum to do evil and kill ponies!" his mighty legion of evil Humans began masturbating as they listened to his beautiful voice. "Cum my fellow Humans and kill ponies for no raisin."

So the Humans had cum forth and attacked Ponyville, killing every pone in sight. Pones panicked and ran into their homes as the Nazis cum at them firing lasers and having their raptors eat the tasty ponies.

"Ahahahahaah! Run! It's the Humans!" shouted that pink mare of panic.

The brave pony unicorns began firing magic and rainbows at the Nazis, but thanks to Hitler's mighty magical penis they were immune to such horse magic. The Humans had cum into Ponyville, nothing could stop the might of Hitler's penis and his Cumtroopers.

"Yes! We Humans cum to Equestria to kill ponies for the glory of my mighty penis and cum!" shouted the mighty Führer as he cum into town on his T. Rex.

"Why, Hitler? Why?" said a sexy tomboy girl's voice from behind him.

Hitler turned around and saw the sexy pony Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash, I shall not cum inside you! You shall not stop me!" he said as he dismounted off his dinosaur.

"Please, human ! You must cum inside me and feel the power of my magical pony pussy to heal you of your wicked ways." Rainbow Dash turned around and began waving her fine cum insideable pony bubble butt at Hitler. Hitler pulled down his pants to reveal his mighty penis. "Come on Hitler and fuck me!"

Hitler pounded the sexy pony up the butthole.

"Fick me, Rainbow Dash! Your pony pussy is so tight!"

"Oh Hitler, your mighty penis is so big!"

**

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes to see Ponyville burning around her and blood and cum everywhere. It turned out Rainbow Dash didn't have Hitler cum inside her pony pussy. She theorized Hitler must of used a sleeping spell and made her dream of him cumming inside her.

"My magical pony pussy can't stop the evil Humans? They mustn't have a pony fetish! We're doomed!"

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" said a manly voice.

Rainbow Dash turned around saw Commander Shepard cumming toward her with his massive penis at the ready.

"Shepard, a human with a pony fetish! There's still hope!" Rainbow Dash and Commander Shepard came together to kiss passionately in a tender display of human and pony love. Shepard was a good human , because he was a Clopper. "Cum Shepard, you must cum inside me before it's too late!"

Rainbow Dash pushed Shepard onto the bed that came out from nowhere, flew on top of him and straddled her hind legs around him.

She stuffed her mighty pony pussy down his fearsome mighty cock. She bounced her fine cum insideable on his alien banger. Shepard gritted his teeth, he never had sex with a pony before, but this was his hottest alien to have sex with yet. He squeezed her buttcheeks as both of them moaned sexfully.

Hitler and his evil Humans had cum out from the Ever Free Forest again to stop the human and pony sex.

"Stop Shepard! He must not cum inside Rainbow Dash!" shouted Hitler.

The evil Humans cum closer and closer to the human and pony sex.

"Cum inside me now Shepard!" Rainbow screamed.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash!" he shouted as he cum inside.

There was a blinding flash of light and Rainbow Dash became an overpowered Alicorn. She was now Princess Rainbow Dash. And thus she used her magical Pony pussy to turn all the evil humans back into good humans with a pony fetish, undid all the pony killing and every human and everypony had tender sex and it rained cum.

The End