Random Story By My Friend Jordan

by LightStorm54

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Dark, Comedy
Length: 226

A weird story

This is what the end of The Lyrics To My Dream should be according to my friend Jordan. He made this up in a skype call at around 12:00 AM. Tell me if you want more… (why would you, anyways?)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-16 03:17:22 UTC

1. Hopefully The Only Chapter

A/N This is not a serious story. I feel like this should be posted because I have no actual chapter for TLTMD today, so you get this.

A STORY: BY JORDAN ON SKYPE

I passionatly rubbed my nuzzle on her nickelback, she screamed as I dug the knife into her soft flesh. SLAM! The door burst open. Rainbow Dash stood there with a minigun.

"Looks like your time is up spike!" She said. She then peppered me with bullets, and I ate my pizza as the kitty put the knife in the sandwich.

"Vinyl," I moaned. "Come eat my brain."

"Okay my spikey wikiey." Rarity said. as she put the sandwich in my cholesterol.

"Doctor House die is your goonna kill me" As I neared death. The mane six opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the dinosaur.

A/N I don't know... but I did check it for grammar. And this is today's substitute for TLTMD because of Jordan. This is what he has to say to everyone about distracting me from my main story:

It's been an honor distracting Zach, I knew that this story (TLTMD) would eventually end up as a hit, and I worked my hardest to distract him, in the end i think we made a great team.

-Jordan

Well done Jordan. Well done.