SWAT Ponies: The Radical Squadron

Ponyville District.

"Ok let me get this straight" T-bone says, a hand in the bridge of his nose, “You” he begins, pointing at Twilight with a finger “are the most gifted magic user in the world right now, and your best idea is tampering with it, also making you,” now the finger is pointing towards Spike, who was trying (and failing) to hide below the table, “take a hell of a grow spurt and making katzilla proud, and you two” the accursed finger now pointing other two alicorns in the room, and the current leaders of all of Equestria, Celestia and Luna, blush hard, “didn’t stop her for doing all this and endangering civilians in the process”, all three princesses look to each other, before nodding, all of them sporting a embarrassed blush across their faces, “go figures, and we thought on Megakat city that Manx was an idiot.” The pilot of the Swat kats sighed, and pushes back into an armchair in the palace of harmony.

“T-bone, chillax man, nobody was hurt, again we were the heroes and we make the official law agency look like a bunch of idiots… well ok that last one doesn’t count, but still” Razor says from the couch, looking at some schematics while tinkering with a Glovatrix, checking the shock shield and the mini missiles on the high tech glove.

“Ejem” Celestia says, trying to steer the conversation out of the most recent crisis, “Well anyway, here on Equestria we would need some extra task force for dealing with these “special” cases, and I want to extend our hands on friendship towards the newest heroes of the land, the Swat Kats, and we hope that you will help us till we can send you back to your original universe” she finishes, with a bright smile.

“Sorry your highness, the almighty Magician here already told us that she can’t pinpoint our exact universe so we are struck here, also we still will help you, but we aren’t going to be a military or specialized unit under your command, also, we are ponies now, so I think that we are now the Swat Ponies” Razor says from the place on the couch, testing the Glovatrix and accidentally sending an octopus mini charge towards Luna, pinning her against the farthest wall of the council chamber, eliciting a grasp of all the present ponies and a murderous glare from the now pinned princess on the wall.

“Woops, sorry about that.”

“Well, questions aside, this technology is amazing, and why our magic cannot grasp it well” Twilight says, stars on her eyes, while jerking the immobilizer missile from the wall and trying to free Luna.

“Heck if I know, Egghead, but this could be really useful in a world that almost half of the habitants could use magic” Razor says, pulling himself off the armchair and with a hand jerking off the missile from Luna’s body, unpinning the Nocturnal Alicorn from the wall.

“For beings of another universe, and one that has a little magic as you previously stated, you two are pretty calm about all this” Celestia chimes in.

“Don’t worry about us ma’am, this is part of the job” Razor says with finality, “we have been in a lot of different paranormal or magic events in our past to be fazed off about almost all the population here being able to wield magic.”

“HIIIIII!” A pink mare suddenly says, jumping off the ceiling, after a closer inspection, the marksman of the vigilantes sees that this particular pony doesn’t have either wings or a horn.

“On a second thought, I didn’t see that one coming” Razor quickly corrects himself, eyeing warily the pink pony on the room.

“And what about your living arrangements, you two have a place to stay?”

“Well, Princess Twilight here said that she needs a pair of mechanics and that we could live in the scrapyard at the outskirts of the city, actually a perfect place to build our base again, we pretty much do the same on Megakat city back in our home world” T-bone says, shrugging off.

Everfree district, near the Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters.

Fluttershy was looking over her cup of tea, listening intently while Rarity recapitulates all the encounter in the district a little while ago

“… And then they stopped Spike as if they weren’t even trying, darling, that was simply fabulous, and you should have seen their ensembles, I myself am not a very big fan of black, but that jet of theirs is very… inspiring” the fashionista continues to ramble, lost in thought.

“Um… that’s very nice, I think” the shy Pegasus say in a whisper.

“You two too huh?” a tomboyish voice interrupts both mares, craning her heads up, they soon find their chromatic friend in a cloud, looking down and smiling. Then she hops off and glides towards the table.

“Hi there Rainbow, what are you doing today?” Rarity greets the stunt mare, with a flick of magic from her horn, she pulls out another chair near and the athlete promptly plops down on the chair, looking a little relieved.

“Nothing much Rare, the same stuff as always, I was practicing a little and I overhear you guys talking about the new hotshots, the Swat kats I think they called themselves?”

“You should know them better dear, they weren’t the ones that save you and twilight from being flattened by Spike a little while ago?”

“I wasn’t saved, I was… I was strategically withdrawn of a place of danger while I was rescuing Twi” the speedster quickly says, a faint blush on her cheeks, however we need to know who are those two and…

Before she could end, a purple sprinkling mist seeps from under the door, all three mares begin to fall sleep, and then, they fell off the table, in a pacific slumber, however the front door opens without a noise, and a robed figure enters the house, looking at the now unconscious friends on the kitchens floor.

“Finally after all these months traveling, I, the great and powerful Trixie again am here, and this time, the show will be your last one, Twilight Sparkle!”