The Ultimate Gameing Crossover gets Crushed

by D3V1L_D09

Rating: everyone
Tags: Dark, Anthro, Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 4840

My name is Dustin Jones and I'm a gamer who fell in a hole. Because of this I'm stuck in Equestria with the powers of popular games and must help the populace. And this is my story.

Please enjoy I thought a larger hodgepodge of games into one person saving an populace would be interesting and has a odd twist…

Dustin Jones was just a normal gamer. However when he manages to fall into Equestria he gains more than new friends: Guns from a shit ton of games, super powers, supreme agility, and toughened survival skills that even some true blue survivalists could envy. When all of those mix together with extreme faith in Christianity makes him into a near god when an avenging angel known as Ursiale joins him which makes him an formidable foe. However in Equestra's eyes he is a hero and these are the adventures of Dustin Ursiale Jones. But how will he handle his new power? And is it just him or are all the mares giving him lovey dovey eyes?

Equestria was once a good place…but when Dustin comes he changes every thing. Without trying he wins over Equestria becoming every mare's dream man including the 6 and even the princesses. The only question is…dose he love them back in the same way?

All brands belong to their respective companys.
(Anthro Level about 3.5-4 meaning the ponies have breasts and, arms and hands but their "feet" are hooves

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-11 23:51:04 UTC

The Start of it All

My name is Dustin Jones and I'm a gamer. One day when I was walking around Memphis TN, I fell into a ridiculously deep hole and free fell for who knows how long, and blacked out. When I woke I was surrounded by people, and I was in pain. I saw that these people weren't just ordinary people, but famous gaming icons. Cole MacGrath and Delsin Rowe from the inFamous titles were there along with Master Chief, The Player from Call of Duty and Battlefield, John Marston from Red Dead Redemption, Artyom from the Metro titles, the Fav Four from Call of Duty Zombies, Just Cause's Rico Rodriguez, and finally James Heller from Prototype 2. All of them surrounded me, formed a ring, and joined hands and said: "We will be one, Brother." I then blacked out. When I came to again I wasn't in pain and felt...powerful. I took note of what happened to me.

"Damn those guy made me work out or something? I feel I am totally ripped!"

Then I looked over myself and saw I was wearing very comfy cloths: a white T, a pair of good jeans, comfy work boots, a black leather duster that fit me perfectly, a black wide brimmed hat, and a long wristlet that took up most of my lower left arm.

"Hmm, this is interesting," I said "It looks like Rico's grappling hook...but bigger and with more to it. I'll call it The Gauntlet."

The Gauntlet had a compass, a little screen display, a grappling hook, and a pair of blades that were retractable. I fiddled with it for a while and got nothing.

"You need to think about shooting the hook Brother. The Gauntlet works with you mind," said a voice.

"Who's there?!? How do you know the name of The Gauntlet?!?" I yelled, pointing The Gauntlet around like a gun on my wrist.

"It's us Brother, we're the people who were around you earlier," said the voices.

"Wait the gaming icons?" I said.

"Yes Brother."

"Woah"

I thought about The Gauntlet shooting the hook and it shot out and stuck its self into a tree and then pulling me in. I then landed neatly on the tree clinging to it from The Gauntlet's hook.

"How did I do that?"

"We will help you, Brother, with the difficult movements The Gauntlet needs you to do."

"Awesome"

"Think about a gun, Brother." said a oddly German voice

"Okay," I thought about an M4 rifle and suddenly I was holding one.

"Woah! That's awesome! Did The Gauntlet do that?"

"Yes, Brother. Now think about my powers." said another voice.

"Who's?"

"Cole MacGrath's powers, Brother." said another.

"Wait, Cole is in my mind?"

"Yes, Brother."

"Oh, so that German voice must be Rictophen, then?"

"Yes, Brother. How ever now I'm not insane. Every single one of us in your head are now completely good due to the complex process to be in here." said Rictophen

"Oh, that's good to know. I'll try to use Cole's powers now." I thought of electricity similar to Cole, and felt charged. I raised my left hand and thought of shooting a Bolt from my hand and Zap! A bolt was going down range toward the tree and discharged its power to it.

"Awesome!"

"Now think about your right arm becoming a blade, Brother," said a deep voice probably Heller's.

I did and soon my arm was the same as Heller's blade in Prototype.

"Woah, that should be it besides strength and survival skills right?" I asked

"Yes, Brother."

"Okay then." I started to look at my surroundings and saw a beautiful, yet somehow menacing forest. I thought up of two guns: a R870MCS from CoD Black Ops II and a Ray Gun Mark II. The shotgun was in my hands, while the wonder weapon was in my leg holster, and went in hoping not to have to use either.

"Hey guys?" I asked "I'm probably the most dangerous person in the world aren't I?"

There was a pause. "Yes, Brother, you are."

Gulp. "Well, let's see if that old Spider-Man saying is true."

"And what is that, Brother?"

"When great power comes great responsibility."

On the Flip Side

30 minutes earlier

Twilight Sparkle woke up to the smell of roasting coffee, breathed it in, and was just about to start her day when a knock came to the door of her treehouse library. She went to go and answer it and saw a familiar cyan Pegasus anthro.

"Good morning Twi!"

"Morning Rainbow. I was about to have some breakfast with Spike. Would you like to join?" Spike was Twilights assistant/roommate/brother dragon that she has took care of sense he hatched from his egg.

"Sounds good." Said Rainbow

They all went to the breakfast nook and started to chat. Spike woke up a couple of minutes later, to also get something to eat.

"Morning Twilight, morning Rainbow!" Said Spike

"Morning Spike." Said Rainbow and Twilight in unison. They looked at each other and said "Jinx!" at the same time, starting a viscous cycle of who would mess up first so the other would buy refreshments.

"Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Ji-" suddenly they heard cracks of what sounded like thunder and odd little "pews" and some pony yell.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID BASTARD WOLFS!!!" They heard more cracks of thunder.

"Rainbow did you hear that!?!" Twilight said, scared

"Like Hell I didn't! Let's find out who's in trouble!" Rainbow and Twilight both got up and rushed to the door.

"I'll go up and see who's in trouble!" Said Rainbow though she may have had the right intentions she headed the exact wrong way.

"Okay." Said Twilight calming down, she headed the right way however and started to search for a struggle...

10 minutes earlier

While I was walking around I learned more from the voices. Their plan with me was to be a hidden hero coming in to save the day but nobody noticing me.

"Brother, we can feel the hunger inside you. It is well time you find something to eat."

"Okay so you know when I'm hungry too?" The fact that I had a ridiculously smart doctor in my head was starting to get to me. "Well, you are part of me so that can make se-" I was cut off from a growl

"Behind you, Brother!"

I turned to find a pack of 6 wolfs that looked like they were made of tree bark. They were stalking me like I was a nice juicy walking stake.

"Get outta here!" They didn't back down. If anything it enraged them. One jumped at me, but I was quicker. Pulling my shotgun to bear, aiming, pulling the trigger. Poor bastard didn't stand a chance. He was dropped in one shot. Seeing their comrade die didn't make them flinch from what I saw and two attacked me at once. I managed to take another out with the shotty but the other I had to pull the Mark II to take him. Who ever made the Mark II is a genius. One burst from the wonder weapon took out the other wolf. Seeing two of their comrades die was enough to know what they were messing with, but the last three attacked. I did the same with the last two taking one out with the shotgun then another with the Mark II however the last one tackled me and started clawing and biting me.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID BASTARD WOLFS!!! I yelled in rage and fear. Me and the wolf struggled for a bit him on top be on the bottom. I was making survival decisions: powers? No could also get me, in inFamous Cole could hurt him self and with Heller's powers it took a second or two before any weapon was ready. The Gauntlet? No using left hand to hold off the wolf. Both of my previous weapons were near me...shotgun? No there wasn't a round in the chamber so I would have to pump the action. That left me with the Mark II but it was out of my reach no mater how hard I stretched. I realized I may have to accept my fate and begin anew when I saw a lavender unicorn anthro (a animal with a body almost exactly the same as a humans bedsides fur and other obvious features). I thought so that's the last thing I'll see. A purple unicorn anthro maybe I'm doin' LSD or something. Oh well however the unicorn saw me eyeing the Mark II and kicked it my way. A forest fire of hope danced through me as I picked up the weapon put it to the head of the wolf and pulled the trigger till the gun clicked empty.

"PEWPEWPEW PEWPEWPEW PEWPEWPEW!"

The wolf was dead and had a radioactive smoke coming off of it due to the Mark II. I looked around and saw the unicorn anthro was still there with pure shock and horror on its face. I collected my gear and approached it and carefully put my hand out. She, I will assume, flinched away at first but calmed enough down to nuzzle my hand. I came closer and hugged it quietly sobbing. I never had to use lethal force against anything in my life. The unicorn was soft.  She hugged back and put her head around my neck, as if she knew what was happening.

"I'm sorry." I said

"It's ok"

I frowned and thought did one of you say something?

"No, Brother."

I looked at the unicorn in bewilderment and she said: "I said it was ok." I didn't know anthros could speak... I felt shocked and back peddled until I hit a tree the unicorn following me.

"Are you ok?"

I blacked out

A couple of minutes later I heard whispering and felt poking.

"Are you sure he's ok?" Said one sounding oddly familiar.

"He's breathing and twitching when I poke him besides the bites and scratches he seems all right. No broken bones." Said another.

"Will he just wake up all ready? I want to ask him how he took out those timber wolfs all by himself." Said another impatiently.

"He was struggling with one when I came over the hill there were 5 dead wolfs 2 of which were smoking and odd green smoke and the other 3 had multiple holes in them even though I heard only the cracks of thunder." Said the familiar one. "He also had to pieces of gear on him: a metallic black stick looking thing, and a red, black, green and gray thing. He was reaching for the latter as if it were life or death which I guess it was. I kicked it over to him and it made a lot of "pew"s and the wolf started smoking and was dead."

"How did he react?" Said the said the shy sounding one.

"He collected his gear and went to me and reached out one of his hands. I flinched bit then started nuzzling the hoof and he came to me and hugged me and started softly crying, I thought he needed the comfort of another pony. He said "I'm sorry" and I replied "it's okay". He then looked at me in bewilderment back peddled to that tree and passed out." Said the familiar one.

The impatient sounding one started laughing. "He passed out because you talked? Wow that's funny!"

"SMACK!" "OW! Okay I needed that." Said the impatient one.

"Uuh, am I dead?" I asked.

There were giggles "No you aren't dead."

I opened my eyes and saw two Pegasi anthros, a yellow and pink one and a cyan,and rainbow one, and the lavender unicorn anthro.

"What happened to the people who were taking earlier?" I thought to my self out loud.

"People? What people?" Asked all three of the mystical animals.

Again I was in shock. I pinched my self. Nope felt pain. I then asked my voices is this real?

"Yes, Brother, this is real."

When Great Power...

Rainbow's POV

I was in awe of the creature in front of me. He, I will assume, had killed five timber wolfs before needing any help, which is impressive. However, I'm also scared of him. He's about 7' tall, ripped with muscles, and wears intimidating clothing: what looks to be work boots, faded jeans, oddly, a white T-shirt, a black leather duster, and a worn black cowboy like hat (mind you not like Applejack's stenson hat but something very cowboy like). And he was studying us...

Twilight's POV

I felt sorry for him. He had gone through a very traumatic experience, that no pony should have to go through. He had to kill for his life and trusted me to comfort him. I will help him.

Dustin's POV

Well, I'm either in heaven or I'm fucked. There are three beautiful women anthros in front of me and I don't know how they will react to me. I was never good at talking to girls so I'll start it simply. "Hello."

"Hi..." They said awkwardly...maybe they expected me to do something less awkward...

"My name is Dustin Jones. What are your names? I don't want my readers to keep listening to me refer to you by your looks and color." I said jokingly.

"What?" They all said.

"Nevermind." I said. The lavender one stepped up. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, princess Celestia's student, and wielder of the Element of Magic. But please call me Twilight." Said Twilight. I studied Twilight for a minute. She was an average hight on Earth, about 5'5" or so, had average length, strait hair with streaks of color in it, and obviously had lavender fur. She wore a smart sweater, and skinny jeans that showed off her curvy body. She had great breasts and one fine ass.

What? I'm stuck here, might as well enjoy what's given to me. While I was studying her she noticed me doing so, and when I got to her breasts she blushed, but hid it well. I barely saw it, but her friends didn't. Also while I was studying Twilight her friend, the yellow Pegasus, was speaking but in barely a whisper.

"I'm Fluttershy." she said.

"What was that ma'am? I could barely hear you." I said. I started studying the yellow Pegasus. She was almost dead similar to Twilight besides fur color and hair style and length (longer, curlier, pink hair). Her breasts size was also bigger than Twilight's, but her butt was slightly smaller.

"That's Fluttershy. She'll grow to you if your nice enough to her." Said the cyan Pegasus, "and I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flier in all Equestria!" I studied Rainbow for a sec. she was the shortest out of the three possibly 5'3", her hair was also the shortest with rainbow colored streaks in it. She wore a sports bra, a black jacket that just stopped above her belly button, and a black skirt. She was also the smallest breast and butt size out of the three, but she gave off an feel of speed and agility.

"Hello Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow. Like I said earlier my name is Dustin Jones. Is there, by chance, any place I could stay?" I asked.

"Yes, I have a place where you can stay." Said Twilight.

"Thank you that is very kind of you ma'am. Why don't we walk and talk?" I asked

"No need." Suddenly I felt as if I was being pulled apart atom by atom, I almost thought this was going to be my end...until I was reconstructed in a wood paneled library.

"Woah, next time please tell me when your gonna do that. That way I can be prepared for my left lung and stomach and trade places." I said

"Hahaha, very funny." Said Twilight in a sarcastic tone. "Do you mind me asking some questions?"

"Shoot"

"Okay, how did you take out those wolfs?" She asked I told my story from when I fell to when I came to after the wolf attack, during the attack I pulled out various weapons for emphasis. I even told them where I was from, and what my childhood, and school years were like. Some time after I told the wolf attack story Fluttershy and Rainbow left leaving me with Twilight and some purple lizard thing.

"Who and what is that?" I asked pointing at the lizard.

"I am Spike a dragon." Said Spike

"Okay you mind if I go to bed? I'm tiered and I want to see the town tomorrow."

"No problem." They said. Before I went into the what I believed was the guest bedroom, I heard them speaking.

"Spike, what do you get off of him?" Asked Twilight.

"I get the feeling of sadness yet also safety." Spike replied. I went into the bedroom and pulled out my favorite handgun: an M1911 MK1 and put it on the nearby bedside table, and slept a dreamless sleep.

3rd Person POV

Twilight went into her bedroom only to find Dustin out cold in there. She sighed and went into the guest bedroom only to find Spike in there. She thought to her self: Who would I rather sleep with? Spike wouldn't be quite as shocking, bit it would be more comfortable with Dustin... she decided that Dustin will be her choice. She went into the bedroom and found Dustin still out cold. He wore only boxers and the Gauntlet which when he told them about it he can't take off. Twilight hated to wear clothes when she slept so she stripped till she was naked, and got into Dustin's arms. He automatically wrapped his arms around her and each of his hands rested on a private part. Right hand on her ass, left one accidentally one one of her breasts, however it was possibly one of the safest slumbers Twilight has ever had...she was out cold in seconds.

Brave New World

As I walked down the stairs of Twilight's library I noticed Spike and gave him an pat on the back for luck and left, however my duster was caught by the door...which reviled the massive, shining handcannon. Rarity picked up on the shinning weapon emitting from my hip: "Dustin darling? What's that on your hip?" She asked. I was caught red handed with the weapon so I pulled it out of it's holster and showed the 6 the weapon. Which raised some eyebrows...

"This is the Desert Eagle Mark XIX (19). A handgun from where I'm from."

"Why is it so shiny?" Asked Pinkie.

"It came like this." I replied.

"What is it?" Asked AJ.

"A handgun, which is a weapon that I can use to harm, or more likely kill and attacker with." When I said that it caused every one but Twi and Rainbow to flinch back an inch or 2.

"Why in Sam hell are ya carryin' somethin' like that!?!" Asked AJ.

"From where I'm from Humans aren't the nicest of species. We're well known for bloodshed of our own kind, weather it be on a massive scale like a war or something as small as only two of us in one room. We also know the dangers of the wild so we also use them for hunting or safety from predators. We carry things like this to ward off attackers, weather they be Human or not." I replied grimly and continued: "I won't really need it but I'm not one who takes no chances."

"Oh...have you had to kill someone, or somepony else?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Gladly no. I would only take one's life if it needed to be, say I was protecting my property or defending myself or my loved ones and friends, like you guys." I said with a friendly smile.

"You would defend us?" Asked Rainbow.

"I would walk through the nine rings of hell to make sure you guys were safe. You have treated me with a kindness that is rarely seen in my world, sadly. I would do anything to make sure your okay." I replied which got some smiles.

"Speaking of loved ones, do you have any family or special somepony?" Asked AJ.

I grimaced. "No. Parents died defending me. All retaliated family either doesn't know me, is dead, or doesn't care about me. As for a lover I've never had one." They saddened when I said this, Pinkie being the most noticeable with her hair straitening and her coat becoming a more faded color.

"Wow...I'm truly sorry to hear that..." Said Twilight.

I smiled sadly. "Family that loves you never really dies when you remember them and cherish your memories of them. It's when you forget about them and never remember them is when they are truly dead." I said. "It's okay." They also smiled sadly and pinkie became normal again.

"Enough with this sad shit lets see the town." I said with a smile.

"Yeah!" The 6 said in unison. We walked around town as we walked I picked my brain to see where the duster came from...

"Okay guys I have a question. Where in Sam hell did the duster come from? I know John can wear a duster but it's a light brown color not this black." suddenly a new voice chimed in...

Hello Dustin. My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. I'm also part of your subconscious and I'm also where you get the duster from. I couldn't help it...

"So I'm a wizard?"

Yep.

"I'm a wizard Harry!!!" slightly changing the old Harry Potter quote which got a chuckle out of the P.I.

Yes. Yes you are. The duster is spell laced with the spells I have laid on it a while ago. I can also give you the rest of my arsenal...

"Oh hell yes!" I replied with excitement. I have been a fan of The Dresden Files ever sense I discovered them. I was looking forward to having Harry's infamous arsenal. Suddenly there was Harry's shield bracelet on my right wrist, his staff in my right hand, and I felt something around my neck and in the spell spell laced duster. I looked down to see what was on my neck and saw a silver crucifix hanging around my neck, in the duster was Harry's blasting rod.

"Hey...why is the necklace a crucifix and not your pentangle?" I asked the disembodied black sheep of the white council.

It's what you believe in. As long as you believe in the object it will work. Ahh that made sense.

"Will electronics be affected around me like you?" I asked the wizard

No it will not due to my wizard powers having to flow through The Gauntlet first.

"Ahh good.

The 6 noticed the sudden appearance of the wizarding gear...

"Dustin? Where did that big stick come from?" Asked Twilight.

"This 'big stick' is a wizards staff. And where it came from...umm I don't know..." I replied.

"Wizard?" She asked.

"Uh user of magic." I replied and she visibly went from questioning to pure and uncaged joy when she heard that I was a fellow magic wielder. Before she turned into a knowledge absorbing Pinkie I said: "we can talk about it later." She pouted but remained okay throughout the day though she still asked questions but not about magic.

"Okay besides you carrying theses...weapons...and magic what else can you do?" She asked.

"These 'weapons' are called firearms or guns, and...do you promise not to laugh?" I asked they looked at me confusedly.

"Why would we laugh at something so serious?" Twilight asked.

"Okay...I'm...a superhuman...I have superpowers..." I said she looked at me with an non believing gaze so I willed some electricity to arc on my arm and she gasped.

"W-w-what was t-that!?!" She asked.

"That was just a tiny, tiny fraction of my power over electricity. I also have smoke, neon, and video." I then described in great detail of how each power works and how powerful each one was. "Y'all will probably see the most use out of these powers instead of use of firearms. The powers are damaging but can be nonlethal unless I hammer the foe then there is a possibility." She smiled when I said this. She smiled really big when I said that the powers also can heal a person to almost full health.

We arrived to our first destination: Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie's work place.

"Oh give me a sec. HUD activate." Suddenly there were a pair of sunglasses in my face.

"Where did you get the shades?" Asked Rainbow.

"The Gauntlet. HUD mark location." On the map I'm the corner of the sunglasses a dot appeared where Sugar Cube Corner was located.

"What's HUD?" Asked Rarity.

"HUD stands for "Heads Up Display" it shows a map, a compass, ammo count for a gun, vitals, etc..." I replied. "Here put 'me on and see for your self." I said as I handed them to the 6. They each tried the HUD enabled sunglasses, which with each mare 'ooohhed' and 'aahhed' when they saw the advanced glasses.

"Wow Dustin that's amazin'" Said AJ.

"Just modern tech where I'm from." I said. We when got to each location I marked it on the HUD which included: AJ's farm, Fluttershy's cottage, Rarity's boutique, and Twilight's Library tree. I asked Dash if she had a place to work and she just pointed in the clouds and I saw a cloud house above the park which I also marked. It was getting late but we saw a stage magician and went to watch. She was a light blue unicorn with a "wizard" cape and hat (that made Harry mad), and looked like Twilight in the bust and body department, and she had a beautiful silver mane and tail.

"Welcome to The Great and Powerful Trixie's show!" She boasted which didn't get much of a applause. Trixie noticed me and brought me up to the stage.

"And who might you be, strange creature?" She asked with a small amount of disgust which I ignored. This was a prime way to revile myself to the town.

"Name's Dustin Jones, and I'm a human." I said. The crowd cheered me on and that made Trixie mad. She shot a bolt of magic my way which I dodged with a smoke dash. The crowd suddenly hushed and stared at me with awe which made Trixie more mad and started shooting bolts wildly in my direction which I dodged with more use of my powers. She managed to hit a poor filly which knocked the little mare off her feet and wasn't breathing, Trixie stopped and stared at the mare while I rushed to her aid.

"Give her some room!" I roared which quickly gave a larger circle around me, the filly, Trixie, and the 6. I used my leaned against her cheats and listened. She wasn't breathing. I quickly used my healing powers which worked perfectly and soon she shot up perfectly fine, but with tears in her eyes. She then lunged at me and tackled me with a tight hug. The crowd cheered for my heroics.

"What's your name little one?" I asked.

"Dinky Doo. I just want to see my mom again." I picked her up and started my search with the 6 at my side. Soon a grey Pegasus with a blonde mane and tail, and cockeyed face ran up to me and took Dinky from my grasp.

"Where were you? I was so worried." Asked the grey mare.

"I went to go watch Trixie's magic show when she called Dustin up (she points to me) and started shooting magic bolts at him when one got me. He saved my life." Replied Dinky.

"Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. I was so worried about my daughter. My name's Derpy by the way." Derpy said putting her daughter down and lunging at me with a hug.

"No problem ma'am. I was just trying to do the right thing." Derpy and Dinky waved and left. It was dark and we all went our separate ways and went home. I went upstairs and prayed to God thankful that I had the chance to do the right thing and did it. I then laid down to rest when I felt another presence in the bed and saw Twilight in the guest bed with me...naked.

"Twi? What are you doing in the guest bedroom, in my bed, with me, naked?" I asked.

"Remember when you told this morning that I could sleep with you? I'm taking up that offer. I'm really proud of you too. You rushed to Dinky's aid when no one else would. I bet Derpy and Dinky are thankful for your help." She replied.

"Like I said to them I only wanted to do the right thing." I then took a chance and kissed her on the lips goodnight. She blushed but after we separated she kissed back. I then slept into a dream...