Derpy X edd

by Zikeny

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 846

n/a

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-18 21:03:49 UTC

Derp

Derpy X Edd

Chapters

Buttered Muffins

Buttered Muffins

Ed, sitting in his room watching My little pony friendship is magic, wondering. "I want a pony too".

Ed then heard a loud noise coming from his TV. It was the sound of a strange pegasus, trying to get into the house, but ended up constanly hitting the wall. "What is that?" Ed wondered as he when to checked his window to see a grey skined, blonde haired pegasus. "A PONY"!

"Huh, what?" said the confused pony. "What are you"? Ed immiediatly grabbed the ponies wings and dragged her in to his room. "A pony"! Ed screamed so loud he had broken the window that he pulled the pegasus through. "Who are you"? Ed ignored the ponies words and then stared tapping her head very rough. "Pet the chi- I mean pony!"

Derpy got enraged and screamed at the happy Ed. "WHO ARE YOU"! Ed immiediatly let go of her, with a puzzeled look on his face. "You cant talk, thats so cool"!

Derpy sighed and said, "Yes I can talk, now what is your name"? Ed began to tell her what his name was, with a big grin on his face and eyes wide open. "My name is Ed! Who are you pretty pony!" saying it in a derpy voice.

"Im Derpy Hooves", said the grey pegasus. Ed had a shocked expression on his face, and then said. "DERPY"! This time even louder than before, Derpy immidiatly tryed to cover her ears with her hooves, but it was too loud. Ed quickly grabbed Derpy, and began to pat her on the head, again this time even stronger than the last time.

"STOP IT" screamed Derpy. "Oh but I thought ponies loved to be petted!". Ed then stopped smiling for only a brief second, then his grin grew much larger. "Oh then ponies love this then"! Ed said this with so much exitment, then grabbed Derpy as strong as he could pulling her over to his croth.

Ed, unzipped his pants pulling out a large erection, about 12 inches in total. It was pulsating, it was so hard, probably the smalles thing could set him off.

Derpy got scared and asked " You are not going to do something with me and that right"? Ed looked at her straigt in the eyes and put his mouth near her ear and said. "Yes", with a very sexual tone.

He shoved his erect shaft in to Derpys small (maybe) virgin mussy, and casing Derpy to have a loud grunt, this only made Ed even more hard, causing his already erect cock to grow, even larger. This caused Derpy to start crying, so deep it was in her stomach. "Please Stop"! yelled the franticly moving pegasus, but Ed was too strong, overpowering the small pegasus.

"I love you Derpy"! As he began to slide his dick back and forth in a fast motion, similar to that of a jackhammer, going at full speed, Ed removed his dick from Derpys mussy, and then went for her ass. "NO, please dont"! Derpy immidiatly closed her ass cheecks together, her cutimark began to inside her asshole, thats how hard she clenched her ass checks.

Ed went in at full force, going through into Derpys tighter anal cavity, and began to fuck it, "Oh derpy" said the Ed in his sex motions. Derpy has tears coming out of her eyes at this point, tears were streaming down her face at the same speed of a waterfall, while Ed was ramming her rectum. Ed was so pleased by her tight ass, that he went even faster, so fast it was like a sonic rainboom could happen if he went any faster, then Ed got to his climax, Pulling out his dick, and spraying his white liquids all over Derpys mane and face region.

"AAAAAAAaaaaaaaah" Said Ed as he let out his cum. Ed ended up dropping Derpy on the ground, walking a few steps backwards, and fell. Hitting the ground with a loud violent crash. Derpy who had just been raped began to crawl away with what little innocene she had, leaving blood and semen on the ground as she walked away. Ed who was breathing slow and heavy, staring at his ceiling.

Ed slowly said in a happy voice, The most happy he has been in years. "Buttered muffins, mmmmmmm".

THE END

Epilouge - Derpy went back to Equestria and went back to delivering mail, with a very sore anus and vagina. It took a few weeks before she walk normal again, So she filed for workers Comp, so she could stay at home and get paid for injuries. Turns out this is the first injury to have come up like this, So the ponies who gave workers comp  just gave it to her. Derpy enjoyed the rest of her life with her friends in the hospital because apparently Derpy had recieved at least a dozen STD's from her encounter. But those diseases weren't to serious. So Derpy ended up living a happy life.