the godpony

you wake up covered in blood "woah what happened"you say but what you didnt know was that you were in the back of a al cponye carrage the al cponye is the mafia rival "hey you shut up back there"the thug said "were going to make a lot of money off of you the reward for finding the killer of shining armor and princess celestia is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bits says the thug but they left you in the back seat of the carrage and took all of your weapons accept your hoof knife you raise you hoof in the air and stab the thug in the passanger in the head the thug who is driving started crying and loss control of the wheel and the carrage flips over and you wake it out alive "maybe i should quit the mafia"you say