Well, here we are Anon. Equestria.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!, a heavy hoof slams on the door of your private quarters "C'mon Anon! were gonna be late for guard duty!"
Unh, its like, 6 in the morning, don't ponies sleep?
"I said C'MON!" erupts Shining Armour, blasting headfirst through your door. "you cant be late to your /first/ day of guard duty!"
Ever since you arrived here, Shining Armour has been nothing but courteous and nice to you, and you wouldn't want to set a bad work ethic example for the rest of the human race would you?
"Ahhh-unhhh" you yawn rather exaggeratedly, signaling your awareness of his presence. "Alright im up..." Shining Armour pulls you out of bed by his teeth, and pushes you towards your custom made suit of armor. Its cool how you get this custom made armor just because your a human, its almost like spartan and knight armor had a golden baby.
"Quickly now, we haven't got much time! you've got to be stationed out in the hallways by Princess Celestias chambers soon! what an honor!" he explodes. Shining Armour falls silent, blushes, and sheepishly makes his way to the door.
You meet his eyes "Do i detect a hint of jealousy oh honored knight Shining?"
He turns red, "why would i be jealous! cmon J, get real!"
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And there i stand, yawning in my Golden Armour. Well that's not very knightly is it jack?
"Long night huh?" echoes a voice from behind you.
"Youv'e got no idea sister." i respond swiftly.
'Im afraid i do." says Princess Luna trotting around the corner
Without hesitation, you respond in a slightly elevated tone "Ha, that's a good one."
The Princess seems taken aback, "Well, usually when i use "that one' on a guard he snaps back into duty."
Wait, did i just insult the Princess?! oh man...
"my apologies Princess, i couldn't get to sleep last night, im a bit... off this morning." The princess smirks at your answer.
"I noticed. You weren't to be found amongst dreams till late last night. what is your reason for this?" asks the princess, her eyes almost pleading for an answer.
"I was up looking out to the night sky, its beautiful. Back where im from, the sky was beautiful at night, but never this. there was always a sense of restlessness, or otherwise something unexplainable. here its just so... mesmerizing. the whole scape of the sky, the stars almost perfectly placed amongst the vastness in the dark. I loved the night back then, but now its just..." The Princesses sparkling eyes bare deep into your own, agreeing with you and radiating a sense of warmth.
"I couldn't have said it better myself." says Princess Luna "Finally, somebody who feels the same as I about the moonlight shimmering across the trees, and the clouds floating effortlessly through the sky" she continues to talk, but i cant help but watch her face lighting up like a Christmas tree.
"You know, ive never met anyone that likes the night as much as i do before. It really-"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Was that a scream? better go check it out. "Hold that thought Princess" as almost commanded, you run towards the source of the noise, with the princess galloping close behind.
Sliding into an open balcony, a higher class pony being attacked by a hooded figure, two guards are there already, wrestling with the pony that is skillfully throwing them off him. "I got this!" i shout heroically, charging at the hooded figure.
He swings at me with his sword, which clashes with my unprotected hand leaving it... uncut? before i can register whats happening he swings wildly at my face, the collision hurts, but like a whip with the cane, surprising for a particularly nasty looking sword.
The now unmasked, red and pink pony swings for my right arm and i catch the blade of his sword in my hand. His face now surprised and somewhat terrified as i rip it from his teeth, and deliver a thumping left uppercut to his law, lifting him off the floor, and dropping him with two less teeth onto the floor behind him.
Coughing and spitting out blood, the unknown stallion passes out and lies still on the floor.
I turn towards the door to see 4 guards and one shocked and extremely impressed princess Luna
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"HURRAY, HURRAY, HURRAY!!!" shouts the crowd of brightly colored ponies, all gathered together in the large dining hall. The large stone walls illuminated with torches and the bright light of the moon shines in through the window from the large outside garden.
"hurrah for Ser Jack Anon! the destroyer of the hooded menace!" shouts one of the ponies in the far back
all you can do is stand on the stage sheepishly blushing as the crown full of cheerful ponies rejoice for the eventual down bringing of the terrorizing criminal 'the hooded menace'
Princess Luna stands out front, turning on a microphone. "Ahem. Today, the Knight Ser Anonymous has defeated the hooded menace!" the crowd roars a loud cheer. "his diligence and battle strength proves his worthy-"
A soft voice beckons you from behind the stage curtains, you turn to see princess celestia beckoning you over with a stern look and an encouraging hoof. Silently, you slip behind the curtains as the princess captivates the crowd with the story of your victory.
"hey princess, is everything alright?" you ask her as her eyes meet with yours.
"Ser Anon, the hooded menace succumb to his injuries and died in hospital." she says sounding sympathetic as possible for a wanted criminal. "he suffered severe trauma to the head, and couldn't pull through."
Your not sure howto feel about this. its a confusing kind of feel, and you feel almost guilty for having this party thrown in the name of this 'victory' "I-.. I'm sorry princess i just... guess i don't know my own strength."
"its okay" she comforts you, but she seems a little frightened. "just try to take it easier next time, alright?" and trots off.
The muffled sound of Princess Luna's speech behind the curtains fills the background air. You stand for awhile and decide to head upstairs to the balcony of one of the rooms to think about the events of today.
The stairs are long and winding, and you cant stop thinking about the terrified red and pink pony who you killed quite mercilessly, your only 2 or 3 feet taller than the average pony, and when they stand on their hind legs, your practically the same height. I guess that your strength is alot more her than back home.
You reach the solitude of the balcony, looking out to the moon and stars, admiring its beauty.
"Its beautiful isn't it?" says a familiar voice from behind you
"Princess Luna, im sorry i didn't know you'd be here" you say sheepishly but respectfully
"why wouldn't i? its my chambers" she says with a smirk on her face
You begin to blush with embarrassment, "O-oh im so sorry princess, i ummm, i thought-"
"Think not of it Ser Jack, no harm done, correct?" she holds your attention and stares into you eyes... seductively
"I also know that 'the hooded menace' died from by the hand of justice.
"im sorry princess, i guess i just-"
"don't know your own strength?" she finishes, moving in closer, you walk up, pressing your back into the rails. "you know, i like a man who can, hmm" she bites her lip "get things done, so to speak..."
At this point, your raging erection threatens to dent the crotch plate of your armor. "Princess i-" your words are cut off as the princesses warm lips press against yours, and her tongue slides around your mouth.
You pick the princess up by her flank, and carry her to her bed, laying her down and rubbing your hands down her chest. You take off all your Armour with your eyes closed and your lips locked in a seductive kiss with the princess, before you know it, your fully naked.
"Oh Anon! I want you inside me!"
cont...?