Super hot sex scene that will get you off you like the sick fuck you are.
"Mmmmm." Twilight said as she tenderly rubbed her dripping marehood. She was wearing this really fucking hot lacy nightgown that had flowers or some shit sewn into it. It was a present from her senile grandma who grabbed it from the bargain bin at Gabe's on the way home from a Nazi Unicorn Party Of Equestria rally because all these old fuckers are just so gad damned racist.
The room was filled with a shit ton of candles. Probably lavender scented because that's what everyone assumes Twilight smells like for some reason, but who cares? It's fuckin hot as fuck. Twilight was rubbing her dripping moist pony clit like Aladdin rubbing his magic lamp to free the Genie (RIP Robin Williams 1951-2014 you will be missed ) when she heard a knock on her door.
"That must be the Xfinity repair pony." Twilight said as she got up. Her cable was on the fritz or some shit so she couldn't rent her adult videos or the CNN newscasts. Fuckin' commie.
She opened the door and looked at the sexy mother fucker standing there. She was like, half zebra or something because she looked like a normal earth pony with a yellow coat and blue mane but had fucking strips on her body. It was really fucking hot. Like a solid 8. Maybe a 10 if you pounded shots of tequila like fucking Charlie Sheen.
"I'm here to plug in your... HD content~" the hot zebra chick said in an Italian voice that kinda had a hint of Spanish. IDK it sounded hot as fuck though.
"Mmmmmmm I would love it if you... came... inside and warmed up. It's cold out there~" Twilight said sensually as she led the Zebra pony girl into her treehouse~ (Oh and in this fic Twilight isn't an alicorn and Spike is at the arcade or carnival or whatever the fuck kids do these days.)
The hot Zebra pony trotted inside. Her tail swinging side to side spreading her sexual scent for miles causing all the stallions and lesbo mares to go insane and start masturbating violently. That's how fucking hot it was.
"mmmmm I love these candles~ Mind if I slip into something more comfortable~ Like Small government with limited military intervention overseas?" The Zebra broad asked Twilight in a super sexy voice.
"Only if you don't mind me doing the same hun~" Twilight said as she sexually pulled off her sexy nightgown. Her pony boobs were like, huge for some reason and it was hot as fuck mate.
"Not at all~ It's your own personal choice becuase nobody has the right to dictate your own life choices~" The zebra mare said sensually.
The Zebra girl took off her uniform and layed on the couch. She grabbed a can of whipped cream that was coincidentally there for no reason and sprayed it all over her sexy body. Twilight felt her pony pussy get like, super moist or some shit.
"Mmmmmm~ I want you to sexually stimulate my vagina with your tongue until I reach orgasm~" The Zebra chick said delightfully like a slut. It sounded hot.
"I would love to~ The natural bodily fluids from your vagina trigger a positive nerve reaction on my taste buds giving me the sensation of having a delicious foodstuff in my mouth~" Twilight said as she started to lick the whipped cream off of the mare in a very sexual manner. Her tongue gently glazed along the mares body and it was so fucking hot.
Twilight's tongue reached her new friend's pussy and started to tongue it, the delectable juices flowing freely making Twilight horny as fucking hell. All's she could think about was the amazing sex she was having and how much roads sucked.
Twilight started running her tongue over the mare's clit and it felt amazing for the zebra mare chick. She was shouting shit like "Oh Sweet Celestia!" and "More god damnit i'm getting close!" and "RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012!" Yeah mate, she was having such a good sexing and it was so hot. At this point she had came like five or six times already. Im getting a rager just typing this.
The Zebra mare came another fifteen times and then pinned Twilight to the ground much in the same way Obama is pinning the American people to the shackles of tyranny, big government and income taxes and said
"Now it's my turn hot stuff~" And proceeded to lick Twilight's freedom dripping mound.
"Mmmmm, Oh Samantha, that feels so good~" Twilight said to the mare (The mares name is Samantha) as she felt waves of pleasure from the generous licking she was receiving. "Oh god hun, I think i'm getting close~" Twilight said as she quivered in anticipation of her coming orgasm and pending concealed carry and medical marijuana license.
The mare kept licking Twilights vagina while she posted blogs about the dangers of police militarization and big government on her Iphone that she bought with her own hard earned money.
"Oh god! Im cumming!" Twilight yelled as she had fifty two orgasms at once. As her glorious feelings subsided she rolled out from under the mare abd they began to embrace upon the floor.
As soon as she was satisfied Ron Paul rode in on a giant hedgehog and planted an American flag in her living room and read the Constitution of the United States fifty seven times in a row, immediately the spirit of liberty, small government, and personal freedoms filled the hearts of all fillies and colts of all ages.
Every pony in Equestria registered as Libertarian and all taxes were completely dissolved as well as the communist pussies that supported them, Marijuana, Gay Marriage, and all firearms were instantly legalized. Someone rolled a five in Jimanji and Robin Williams was brought back from the dead. All roads were removed and destroyed, and Equestria was ushered into one thousand years of goodness, awesome sauce, and general radicalness.
Oh and Justin Beiber and Mily Cyrus stopped making albums, Snoop Dogg was elected president, Mel Gibson died from self inflicted electrocution to the nipples amd everyone switched from cars to environmentally friendly giant penguins who ran on ice cream. America is saved.
Author's Note
Ron Paul 2012
