Fluttershy Gets Obsessed With Coca Cola

by Happy Soul

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Slice of Life
Length: 951

Rainbow Dash manages to get Fluttershy obsessed with Coca Cola.

Fun fact: I thought of this while getting Coca Cola from the fridge.
Fluttershy is thirsty. Really thirsty. So Rainbow offers her a can of Coca Cola, which she's never tasted before. And she gets obsessed.

Let's just hope this gets into the popular box like Rainbow Dash Flicks a Rubber Band During Class did. That would be wonderful, but not as wonderful as Coca Cola.

Published 2014-08-19 17:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-19 17:40:03 UTC

Coca Cola!

Fluttershy was at Sugarcube Corner. She had forgotten her bits, and was really thirsty. She was in a desert, and the oasis was so close, next to Rainbow Dash precisely. Fluttershy had never tasted Coca Cola in her life, but man it looked good. Rainbow Dash saw the mare's dehydrated face panting away. Rainbow Dash held the can out. "Hey, do you want some of my Coke? I'm not that thirsty anyway."

"Yes... please..." Fluttershy clumsily swiped the can out of Rainbow Dash's hoof and held it to her face. She peered inside the can. Dark brown liquid swirled around like galaxies forming. "That looks good... but I've never tasted Coca Cola in my life."

"Never? Huh. Drink up, I think you'll like it."

"O... kay..."

Fluttershy tipped the liquid into her mouth. She savoured the taste as lightning crackled and fireworks exploded and tsunamis took over her mouth. The amazing cold feeling trickled down her throat and she flinched as the new substance went into her stomach. Her mouth was drooling on one side, and it was wide open. Her eyes stared out into an abyss of awesome. Rainbow Dash's voice became louder and louder as Fluttershy returned to normal.

"-FLUTTERSHY!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

The butter coloured pegasus yelped in surprise and drew back, finding the Coca Cola was not in her hoof any more, but on the floor and spilling everywhere. "Ahh! Sorry!"

"So, uhh... did you like it?"

"Yes, it was wonderful. I was in heaven and-"

Rainbow Dash covered Fluttershy's mouth with a hoof. "That's great. I gotta go and practice, see ya!" Rainbow Dash left Sugarcube Corner, leaving Fluttershy alone with her thoughts. The taste was still in her mouth as she left the bakery, not bothering to clean up the mess she made. The timid pegasus wanted more. She needed more.

Fluttershy awoke with a smile. She catered for her animal friends, took thirty-two bits and rushed out of the door. She was headed for Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie Pie greeted her with a smile. "Hey Fluttershy! What would you like?"

Fluttershy's satchel of bits was taken off of her shoulder and laid on the counter. "Coca Cola. Lots of it."

"Um... are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie Pie went into another room where the supplies must have been. Pinkie came out, heaving a sack of Coca Cola cans over her shoulder and placing it on the counter, making a clattering noise. "That'll be thirty-two bits, please."

"Perfect." Fluttershy pushed the bag of bits closer to Pinkie and took the bag of Coca Cola cans, eager to taste the liquid once again. She hauled them home and sat down with her animal friends.

Angel jumped up on the sofa Fluttershy was sitting on, looking into the bag. "Now then Angel, don't touch those. They're mine."

Angel tapped his paw on the ground and drew out a can, which was about as big as him. He pointed to the can, then to himself. Angel was about to hop off the sofa when a yellow hoof intervened and took the can away. "No, Angel. They're mine."

For the next few days Fluttershy drank Coca Cola instead of any other beverage. When she ran out, she bought more. Fluttershy was going to run out of money. She stopped feeding her animal friends because she was too busy drinking Coca Cola.

One day Fluttershy's friends came round to see her. They had heard of this obsession from Pinkie and Rainbow Dash and were very concerned for her well being and her animal friends. "Fluttershy! Get out here!" Twilight pounded her hoof on the door.

The door opened and Fluttershy emerged, holding a can of Coca Cola. "Look, we need to talk to you about your obsession with Coca Co-"

"Obsession? What obsession?"

"Well, for a start, you buy around thirty to forty cans a day."

"So? Who cares?"

Twilight put her forehooves on Fluttershy's shoulder. "DON'T GIVE IN!" She then proceeded to vigorously slap Fluttershy around the face, the can of Coca Cola spilling onto the floor.

"Nooo!" cried Fluttershy. "You sick beast!"

"Rainbow." Twilight looked over at her pegasus friend, who gave a salute.

Rainbow Dash flew into Fluttershy, knocking her onto the floor. She then punched her multiple times. "That should do the trick."

"Good. Let's go to the castle. Oh, we need to gather the cans first."

Everypony walked round the unconscious Fluttershy and took every can of Coke they could find. They checked every cupboard and drawer, even Fluttershy's secret panties cupboard. When they were satisfied, they hauled what looked like hundreds of cans of Coca Cola out of the cottage in bags.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were faring fine, but everypony else struggled to carry the bags. When they reached the castle, everypony went outside, threw the bags into a fire pit and lit it up. It was pretty.

"Well, that's done with." Twilight looked blankly into the fire.

Fluttershy shot up. "Oh... I had the weirdest dream, that I loved Coca Cola..."

She surveyed her surroundings, stood up and dusted herself off. Her back hoof shifted slightly and kicked a can of some sort, then it touched a liquid. She flinched and looked behind her, finding a Coca Cola can rolling about and Coca Cola spilled out all over the floor. "Umm... well I guess it wasn't a dream. My head hurts..."

The castle's back door opened and out stepped Fluttershy. "Uhh... guys?"

Everypony turned to face the butter-coloured pegasus.

"What happened back there? What's that on the fire? Why does my head hurt?"

Twilight's wings shuffled about. "That's a completely different story altogether."