Alicorns taking a vacation with Anon!

by Molesterino

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia
Length: 11693

Three alicorns are sad, hurt, lonely and broken because of their subjects. All they seem to do is to bow and complain. Celestia, Luna and Candence are tired of this and they make a wish. Little did they know that the wish came true.

Three alicorns are tired of their subjects and their constant whining and complains. So one fateful day, they make a silly wish. But the wish came true...
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One human, a lonely guy with the name, Anon, who does not have a job, friends or a family, is riding his big RV in North-Norway. Every day is the same; driving, fueling, eating, driving.
Until one day everything changes.

Featured for over 4 days!!!

(-Just a heads up. i suck with grammars and stuff, so expect some changes and corrections in the future. Also please point out my mistakes if you would. Thanks. Now let the games begin!)

-(cover art goes to the guy who made it!)-

Published 2014-08-21 19:00:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-08 15:01:11 UTC

Prologue (edited and rewritten)

Canterlot

In the great white halls of Canterlot castle a certain white alicorn tiredly made her way back to her chambers. These days were getting harder and harder, every time she tried to take a break from her day court, a white guard always came by and said that there was something that she had to deal with and it was urgent, only to find out that a noble wanted to complain about how he did not get pushed in front of all the “peasants” in yesterday’s day court line.

As irritating as it was she only smiled, while on the inside she imagined the noble burning while she laughed evilly. Snapping out of her daydream she continued to listen to the stuck up noble. For an hour and a half he continued talking about how he was stuck in a long line and when it was finally his turn, the day court was over.

After a lengthy session of day court, she went to her room and locked the door and stared longingly at her bed. Unfortunately for her, she still had to lower the sun, so that her sister could raise the moon. Thinking about her sister, she could only imagine how she is holding up in her night court. Thinking back, she remembered how her sister tried to get those greedy, stuck up nobles executed or banished. She chuckled silently at a recent memory. It was how her sister was running after prince Blueblood with her old sword and also screaming at him with her Royal Canterlot Voice.

Her thoughts were quickly interrupted as somepony knocked on her door. "I swear to Faust, if I have to deal with more nobles-" she was cut off by the sound of her sister.

"Sister please let us in!"

"...Come in," she sighed as the door opened to her room and a blue alicorn head poked its way through the opening of her door. She scanned the room just in case her sister had company. As she noticed her sister standing in the middle of the room, she made her way inside and gave her sister a hug.

"How are thee dear sister?" Luna asked as she noticed how tired her sister looked, only for said sister to lower her head and tiredly sigh before answering.

"I can honestly say that I’ve had better days," she sighed, looking back at her bed longingly again. However her sister noticed this and looked up at her sister.

"Sister dost thou wish for an earlier night tonight?" Luna asked as she noticed a grateful expression on her sisters face. With a nod Celestia and Luna made their way to the balcony. Just as they were to perform their spell, a loud knock was heard from the door of Celestia's room. As she made her way to the door with a completely exhausted expression she opened the door to see not a guard, but her sweet little niece; Cadence. Her exhausted expression quickly turned into a happy one as she allowed her niece into her room. The two of them gave each other a little hug and a nuzzle and made their way to the balcony where Luna was standing.

"Ah, dear niece it's nice to see thee, but what are thou doing here so late?" Luna asked with a puzzled expression.

"It's nice to see you too Aunty Luna, as to why I'm here is because I just wanted to talk to you both."

Luna and Celestia turned to Cadence, giving her a nod to continue. Cadence sat down on her rump, and sighed before talking.

"I came here to talk to you about a tiny, little thing that has been troubling me." Cadence sighed again. "...I think I'm going to leave Shiny," she all but whispered.

Celestia's and Luna's eyes widened at this bit of information, but quickly regained their composure and nodded for her to continue.

"Why do you wish to leave Captain Shining Armor?" asked Celestia with curiosity. Cadence lowered her head, looking down, tears slowly forming in the corner of her eyes. Sniffling quietly she looked back up to see the concern on the faces of her aunts. With a little smile she wiped her nose with the back of her hooves.

”We have drifted apart, because of our jobs.” “He has to oversee the military training and I have to hold court, sit in meetings and find candidates for my personal guard.” Cadence sighed.

“We never see each other, and when we do, it`s work related.”

“What about your nightly activities?” Celestia asked.

“There are none” Replied Cadence bluntly. “We`re too tired to do anything and we also have nothing to talk about. “ I’ve known him for years and I have recently discovered that we are too different, and we are both unhappy.”

Cadence started crying. Celestia and Luna quickly wrapped her into a warm embrace, nuzzling her. "It’s ok dear. Calm down, everything will be fine," Said Celestia even though she did not believe it herself. She looked over to Cadence who had stopped crying.

After some time Cadence finally calmed down and stopped crying, at this point the three of them were on the balcony. Luna raised the moon and the stars while Celestia lowered the sun. As the three mares sat there, they all looked up at the stars. Everything was quiet for some time before Cadence interrupted with a chuckle. Luna and Celestia both turned their heads towards her with a raised brow. "What is it that you were thinking about, Cadence?" Celestia asked with a curious expression.

Cadence chuckled again, but now a bit darker. "Heh... just think about it. What would you do if you could wish for anything and it would become true?" she asked her aunts, who had a far off look in their eyes.

Celestia immediately thought about a big cake, but with more thinking, she would wish for a vacation or find her special somepony who would comfort her in her times of need, just like on a day like this one. Somepony who understood her. Who would listen to her 'issues' and ‘problems’

Luna on the other hand (or in this case other hoof) had pretty similar thoughts just as her sister. But instead of a cake, she thought about the acceptance from her subjects that she never got.

Cadence had thoughts pretty similar to both her aunties. Even thought she had thoughts about both sweets and acceptance, she still wanted somepony to open herself to and a little vacation.

In union they all sighed, looking up they saw a little shooting star moving on the sky ever so slowly. Luna looked at it intensely and curiously. She did not make that one, but she cast the thought to the side not really caring.

Cadence spoke up with a little excitement in her voice. "Make a wish!" she said happily. Luna and Celestia both chuckled at her enthusiasm.

"This is silly..." Celestia muttered quietly. Looking up she made her wish, the same one she was thinking about before. (The one with the cake and a vacation and stuff).

Luna and Cadence made their wish too. Just as they were done, the shooting star blew up. A small but beautiful light in its wake. Celestia looked over to her sister with a proud smile. "That one was beautiful Lulu." Said the white alicorn.

"..."

"Sister?" Celestia carefully asked as her sister who was still looking over to where the shooting star blew up.

"...Twas not us, dear sister." Luna slowly said. looking away from the star filled sky and down to where her sister was sitting. "Well... we should go inside, it’s getting cold out here."

Celestia and Cadence nodded and followed Luna inside Celestia's Bedchamber. Celestia just remembered how tired she was and said her goodnight to her sister and niece. After she had been left alone she quickly, and in a very unprincessly manner all but jumped into her bed and had gotten KO'd instantly as her head hit her soft pillow.

Outside where the shooting star once were, there was now a flashing light, which disappeared ... along with three princesses.

Back on good old Earth. (Specifically Northern-Norway

Anon looked up at the sky from inside his RV, after making a wish. 'One second it was there but now it isn't.' Just as he finished his thoughts, his eyes caught a bright flash coming from a big mountain in the far distance. 'Hmm it must have been some thunder' he thought as he looked up. No clouds, he could see all the stars. 'Well why not check it out! Maybe there is some meteor there! Even though I got nothing to do so let's go! ADVENTURE!' and with that his RV continued on the snowy road that led him toward the mountain that was far, far in the distance.

Chapter 2: It's time to raise the sun. Or not.. (edited and rewritten)

Location: Earth, Norway.

ANON POV.

Earlier...

Looking out from behind the windshield, I looked at the lights that were on the mountain. There were two specific lights; one yellow, and one sky blue. As I kept looking at the mountain in the distance, I noticed that the lights were moving at a very high speed. As the lights moved across the mountain, I put on more pressure on the gas pedal. Maybe someone was in trouble! So I crossed the legal speed limit even though, the speed limit signs showed 80 km/h, I was on a speed that was at a 120 km/h.

"Boy, if I get caught by the cops..." I muttered, silently hoping that there were no cops silently waiting on the side of the road to catch anyone who was breaking the speed limit. As I made my way towards the mountain, I noticed on my GPS, that there were a couple of more minutes before I would reach the bottom of the mountain. So with that I started looking for a USB that had all my favourite songs. With some looking around I found it. Putting it into my amplifier, that lead to an ultra-high quality speaker. Browsing through the songs, I found it. My favourite song. So with my volume turned up, I started playing it.

As the minutes passed by, I looked over to my GPS that showed that I was only a few kilometres away from my destination. Turning down the music, the road led me into a big opening. Next to the opening there was a Forest that surrounded the big mountain that I saw the lights from earlier. Just as I was about give up my searching, a blinding flash caught my attention. Looking towards said flash, I saw three figures being chased by a pack of wolves. As I spotted them, I slammed my foot down on the brakes, stopping the RV fast. Looking around, I found my hunting rifle, and with that I opened the door and ran out with my rifle in my hands. Seeing the figures in the distance running towards me I could make out the shapes of 3 horses. The crazy thing here was that the one in the middle was floating. Snapping out of my thoughts I lifted up the rifle pointing a little above them, so that I wouldn't hurt the horses. Before shooting I roared at the wolves; "HEY! GET DA HELL AWAY FROM THEM!" and with that I fired once in the direction of the pack. As soon as loud bang was heard, the wolves ran away with their tails between their legs. Satisfied that I saved three horses, I relaxed a bit.

Looking ahead I noticed that the horses did not stop nor slow down, so with a slight sense of panic I slowly started to back off and hopefully get in the RV before I got road killed. When they were some meters away, I was pretty sure that this was the end for me. The horses continued barrelling towards me, not stopping. But just as one of them was about to crash into me, it suddenly stopped right in front of me. It gasped and panted, like it had run a marathon or something. As I looked into its eyes I saw that the eyeballs were creepily huge, but the irises and the pupil were at the size of a pinprick. Just as I was about to turn around and leave, its eyes rolled into the back of its head. Fainting, it fell over on its side with large gasps of air, but just as I looked up I saw two more horses, both fainted.

"Darn..." even if they are animals, I can’t just let them die here or let them be eaten by wolves. So with a sigh, I reached under the big ones forelegs and lifted them over my shoulders. Surprisingly she was very light almost as much as a little kid. As I carried it in the RV I set it carefully down so that I can open the door to the bedroom, which had three beds. One on the right side, one on the left side and one in the middle.

I set it, no-no 'Her' into the bottom left bed. Satisfied I tucked her in. Turning around and leaving the room, I went past the big plasma TV that was on my right and in front of the TV, there was a nice comfy sofa. Getting out of the RV, I quickly picked up the horse that was closest. It was pink. Really! So I took her into the bedroom too and placed her on the right bed. Looking over the weird horse, I noticed a few things I did not notice earlier. On her butt, she had a blue heart with some golden ribbons surrounding it. But that was not the craziest thing! She had a horn, with a nasty crack on it, and wings too! Tucking her into bed carefully, I quickly left to get the last of them in the vehicle. Stepping out in the cold, I found the last one, a blue horse. Deciding that it was not the right time to question such a thing, I wrap her around my shoulders and make my way inside. As I went into the bedroom, I set her into the last bed.

Remembering my childhood, when my parents used to take me camping with this RV, I always slept in that upper bed. I was never greedy. Back when I was a kid I was always generous to people. When I had a cookie I always shared. When it came to TV, I always gave up the remote controller. As I became older, I gave what little money I had to the homeless and the hungry.

Snapping out of my little flashbacks, I made my way to the front of the RV. Sitting down in front of the steering wheel, I looked back to the closed door to the bedroom. Starting up the engines again, I began to drive slowly and carefully to not to accidentally throw out one of my “guests”.

Just remembering how tired I was, I shake my head to stay awake. Looking down at my GPS, I quickly searched for the nearest place where I could stop to get some shut eye. Finding what I was looking for, I started driving in the direction of the nearest gas station.

About half an hour later, I arrived and safely parked the RV for the remaining of the night. Just about to go to my bed, I remember the “occupants”. Lightly chuckling I make my way to the front seat. (Totally forgetting the comfy sofa.) As I sat down in my chair, I yawned, and closed my eyes. Sleep came fast that day.

The next morning…

CELESTIA POV.

“My time has come, Chosen one.” The cake king said and bowed before Princess Celestia. Said princess was in a big dining hall with cake banners everywhere. Cake creatures were bringing cakes after cakes, which the princess happily gobbled up. As she ate the last piece of her last cake, the Cake king led her towards a new room. This was a smaller room. “Chosen one.” The king calmly said as he walked in front of Celestia. “It is time.” He said emotionlessly.

“Time for what?” Celestia asked with a smile. But instead of the king telling her what he meant, two great double doors opened, which was across the room. Two cake creatures carefully carried what looked like a serving dish, toward the table she sat at.

Before she could ask them what was in it, the king spoke up. “What lies in front of me, is the best cake that has been ever made in the whole entire world. You are the one who will eat it.” Celestia practically drooled as the lid was taken slowly off the serving plate. When the lid left the plate, there was some light coming from under it. (I know what I’m talking about. Just like in the cartoons, where the pirate slowly opens up the treasure chest which glows on his face.)

Just as the lid was completely taken off, Celestia saw what was indeed the most beautiful of cakes. That cake was perfect! And it was all hers. She looked over to her right to see the king smiling and motioning her to eat the cake. Celestia slowly lowered her head to take a bite from the cake. She opened her mouth as she slowly inched toward the cake. She could practically taste it now, but just as she would take a bite, everything faded away.

Celestia awoke to her instincts of raising the sun. ‘But I don’t want too!’ she childishly whined to herself. She was still very tired, and the Princess of the sun, did not have a really clear mind in the morning. As she felt something cold underneath her face, she slowly opened her eyes to look down on some white bed sheet. As she lifted her head a little to look around, she noticed a pool of drool on her pillow and bed. She wiped her mouth clean with the back of her hooves, and turned back to the white wall- “Wait a second… I don’t have white walls in my room…” she quietly muttered to herself. As she turned away from the walls, her eyes were met with her niece who was tightly tucked in beneath some white blankets, in a bed that was on the other side of the room. As she tried to remember why she was here, she looked a bit more around. Farther down the room there was some small window with a curtain over it. She could not see through it. As her eyes looked a bit more around, she noticed that there was a bed above hers. And a blue wing was hanging down from the side of it, twitching and moving ever so slightly. As she looked around, her eyes widened as her memories from the other day hit her like a ton of bricks. The tundra, the snow, the wolves and the creature that saved them.

“This is probably the creature’s shelter…” she said to herself as she quietly and carefully moved out of her bed. With that done she walked over to the curtains and opened them up and gasped at what she saw. In the distance the sun rose up from behind the horizon. Without her magic! “H-how?! That is not possible!” she shouted/whispered to herself in disbelief. As she kept looking out, she noticed a strange building. It was white and yellow, some poles holding up a big platform and next to the platform there was a big pillar with red numbers and letters on it. “Diesel, KR 13:98...” she said, read out loud from the pillar.

As she turned away, she made her way back to her bed. However, believing that they were safe, she looked her niece over. Seeing the nasty crack on her horn, she knew that Cadence needed medical attention. Looking away from the peacefully sleeping Cadence, she looked over to the bed that was above her own. Seeing Luna as she was she could not help but smile as how she looked like.

The lunar princess was in her bed a wing hanging down from the edge of the bed, legs spread out in every direction. Moving ever so slightly, while she mumbled to herself every now and then with a smile on her muzzle. ‘Aww, she is so cute!’ Celestia cooed. ‘She must be having a nice dream.’ With a smile she went back to her bed, to get her a good night’s sleep, which did not come often.

**/-In Luna’s “peaceful” dream-**

“THY TIME IS AT AN END, PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!” Luna roared with the Royal Canterlot Voice as she pulled a lever that sent a rope with Blueblood attached to it, down towards a pool of lava. As the rope slowly lowered Blueblood towards the lava, Luna couldn’t help but rub her forehooves together, while laughing like a maniac. “MWAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!”

Chapter 3: Gamer Luna (edited and rewritten)

Location: Earth, Norway.

ANON POV. 2nd person

Waking up, you opened your eyes to the sounds of something moving behind you, you turned around slowly. Your eyes found where the sound came from. The bedroom. ‘Why is there sounds coming from there?’ you asked yourself quietly. Even if your brain is not working at a 100% speed in the morning, (More like 10%. Just saying,) you slowly got out of the driver seat. As you walked towards the bedroom, you picked up your baseball-bat, just in case there is a burglar in there.

Sweat dripping down your forehead, you slowly reach for the doorknob. You turn it around, and open the door to the bedroom. As you look in, your eyes are caught on the horses that you put in there earlier. There is the white one. There is the pink one, with bed hair. Just as you are a lot to look for the third one, your eyes snap back to her hair, (or mane, in this case). It’s multicolored, just as the one on the white one. Looking at the pink one’s hair you notice it even matches her coat colour. ‘Heh cute.’ You say to yourself. As you look for the third horse, you find the source of the noise that woke you up, the blue one was thrashing wildly around in your bed. Just like you on a Sunday morning, when you wake up and try to find a comfy spot in your bet to get to sleep for a few extra hours.

Anyways, you start walking out with your baseball-bat. That is until an unfamiliar voice reaches your ears. “Hello? Is anypony there?” Your head snaps back towards the sound of the noise, with a speed that caused you to hurt your neck.

“Who is there? Show yourself!” you whisper/yelled, so that you don’t wake up the horses. As you look around for the source of the voice, your eyes look down on the white horses face that was looking in your direction. It’s looking right in your eyes with her creepily huge ones. Feeling bad that you woke her up, you go kneel down next to her and pull the blankets over her. “Hey, I’m sorry for waking you up. Try to go to sleep.” You whisper to her sweetly. And ruffle her mane a bit.

As you look up from her, you try to find the intruder. As you looked around the room, you did not find any humans. Shrugging you turn to leave, only for the voice to speak up again. “I’m not tired, thank you very much.” As you slowly turn around your eyes are caught on the white horse that was looking straight at you, with a smirk on her face.

‘Smirk? Horses can’t smirk… I think.’ You lean in closer to her. “What…” you whisper to yourself. Yup, the horse was smirking. When you gave her a curious look, her smirk grew a little bit. “That can’t be right…” you whisper to yourself.  But what happened next caught you completely off guard.

“What is not right?” The horse asked. A horse. Talked. Really!

“…” you just look at her. Mouth wide open in shock. You just witnessed the impossible. “Did you just talk?” You asked her.

“Of course I can talk! Why, what did you expect?” she chuckled at your facial expression. But before you could answer her she asked one more question. “What happened earlier?” she asked, looking at you.

Shaking your head, deciding to not question reality right now, you answer her. “Well the three of you were chased be a pack of wolves, lucky for you that I showed up when I did, because you guys looked like you just had run a marathon. Ok you three ran up to me, fainted, I picked you up, cleaned you up and put you in a bed, like the other two-“ But before you could finish, you were pulled into a teary, bone crushing hug.

“Thank you.” She whispered to you, while nuzzling your head. Deciding that you had enough hugs that morning, you tried to escape her death-grip that she had on you.

“Ach! I can’t breathe!” you say to her. With a gasp she releases you immediately. As you stand up again you smile down at her. “Do you have a name?” you ask her in a friendly manner.

“Yes I do have a name. My name is Pr- …Celestia” Celestia smiled back at you. “Can you tell me what your name is, and what you are? She asked you, rather curiously.

“Um… Ok, my name is Anon, I’m a Human, or in another name; Homo sapiens.” As you finished talking, a loud rumble was heard from Celestia’s tummy. With a slight blush she looked up to you with a nervous smile.

You just chuckle at her. ‘She is so cute when she is blushing!’ you think to yourself with a smile. “Are you hungry?” you ask her. She nods to you. You walk over to her and help her out of bed. Seeing her like this makes you laugh out. She was a mess. Her mane stood out in every direction, every feather bent. It just looked hilarious. Now as she stood up you saw that her mane was flowing. Deciding to ask her later about it, you make your way quietly out of the room, to not wake up the other two.

As you two walked out, you closed the door quietly. As you turned back around, you saw a curious Celestia looking at your big Plasma TV. “Pray tell, what is this? Is this some type of picture frame?” she asked you.

“That’s a TV, and no, it’s not a picture frame.” As you turned back to look at her she was already tapping the TV with her hooves, accidentally touching the power button. As it turned on, it showed a space battle, because you watched Star Wars and didn’t turn off the DVD player. Celestia just stood there, with wide eyes and opened mouth looking at the TV. She looked intensely at the TV. Gigantic battleships, destroying each other with laser weapons.

She eventually looked away from the TV, and looked at you. “W-what was that?” she fearfully asked you.

“That,” you said, as you turned off the TV, “was the greatest movie ever made. Don’t worry, it’s not real. Now come here, let’s get you some breakfast.” Celestia snapping out of her shock followed you to the little table that was next to the wall. There were two double sofa/chairs facing on both sides of the table. “Go get yourself a seat while I make you some food, ok?” Celestia happily nodded to you and hopped into one of the seats, watching you make her some food.

“So what do you want to eat? I can make you some pancakes, eggs, bacon and toast with some juice. How does that sound to you?” Her mouth watered at the little list, even if she did not know what bacon was. She nodded furiously with a great smile.

As you started cooking, you asked her if she could wake up the others so that they can get some food too. As she left you to your own devices, you started cooking.

About 5 minutes later the food was starting to be done and you were just about to call out to her as the bedroom door opened, revealing Celestia followed by the pink one and behind the pink one came the blue one. Celestia sat down into the seat nearest to the window. The other two just stood there looking at you intensely and curiously. Eventually they broke eye contact, and sat down in the seats that were facing Celestia’s. The blue one was sitting nearest to the window, and the pink one sat next to her.

Just as you were done with the food you opened one of the cabinets and pulled out 4 plates, 4 glasses and 4 knives and forks. As you were done setting the table, you pulled the frying pan to the side so that the pancakes won’t get burnt. Opening another cabinet, you pulled out some syrup, salt and pepper. Setting them on the table, you turn around picking up the frying pan; you bring it to the table, and set a pile of pancakes on each horse’s plates. Turning back, and bringing the cooked eggs to the table, you set it in the middle of it, in case someone wanted some.

As you sat down into the open seat that was next to Celestia, you looked up to see 2 horses curiously looking down at their plates.

“Um, sir, what is this?” asked the pink one, looking up at you from her plate.

“What was that? I think I didn’t hear you right.” You say to her, with a smile.

“I asked you, what this is.” She pointed at her plate with a hoof. That one question. It caused your eyes to twitch. ‘Did she just ask me what pancakes are?’ you though to yourself.

“That there,” you point at her pancakes, “I the 2nd best food in the entire universe. Try it.” You say to her as she looks down at her plate, giving her pancake a few experimental sniffs.

‘Well it did smell good’ she thought to herself as leaned in to take a small bite, but was stopped immediately as you shouted at her to stop.

“I won’t let you have your first pancake without it being perfect!” you say as you pour some syrup on it. Satisfied, you motion her to take a bite.

CADENCE POV. 1st person

As I looked down at the “pancake” that was in front of me, I could not help but let my mouth water at the sight of it. Some sweet and nice smelling, soft, bread like things covered in something that looked like honey. I leaned in to take a small experimental bite. As I took one little bite, I savoured the taste. The only thing that was in my head then was; ‘Best bucking thing ever!’ and with that I happily began to attack my plate of pancakes. Not caring how silly I looked, I continued eating my newest favourite food.

CELESTIA POV. 1st person

‘Finally… after so many centuries, I get to try a new cake. An alien “Pan-cake”. Back in Equestria, the best chefs could not create any new cakes. I have tried, every, singe, one, that was created through the millenniums. I knew how every cake tasted, looked like and smelled. Eventually I got sad that there would be no more new tastes for me to try. But now… I’m looking right at the newest one.’ Looking up from my untouched plate, I looked over to my niece who was devouring the Pancakes. 'I have known Cadence since she was a little filly. She never liked cakes, I made her try every single one. She literally hated cakes.’ Still looking at my niece who was eating like no tomorrow, I can’t help but wonder how this new “cake” tastes like.

Looking down at the plain pancakes, I look over to Anon, who was grinning towards Cadence.

“Um, Anon, can I have some of that liquid too?” I said to him giving him the puppy dog eyes, while pointing at the stuff that he put on my niece’s pancakes. Happily smiling he reached out for the liquid, and poured and nice portion on my pancakes.  Squealing in delight and glee, I clopped my fore hooves together and took a smaller experimental bite. Just as the taste reached my taste buds, my eyes widened at the taste of it. ‘This is the best thing I’ve ever had!’ I thought to myself as I began to inhale the pancakes. “Twish ish exhelempf!” I said through a mouthful of pancakes. He just laughed at this and patted my back.

LUNA POV.

Looking at the friendly creature, I can’t help but wonder why my sister and niece are acting like this around him. They are supposed to act like Princesses. Not like foals! With a sigh I realized that I’m rather hungry. Looking down at my plate, and then up to look at my niece who was licking her plate clean and my sister who had a nice mouthful of this “pancake”. I let out a sigh. ‘Well why not try it?’ with a simple flick of my magic, I levitated the liquid that Cadence and sister had on the food.  As I levitated it over my plate of pancakes, I poured a bigger portion of the honey-like liquid. It did smell nice. Leaning in, I took a bite. I loved it. Then I started to devour the rest of it.

ANON POV. 1st person

‘Did that syrup just fly?’ deciding to question that later, and acting like it was normal I looked over to my two guests that had finished their meal, and looked like they would kill for a little more. I decided to be nice with them. “Hey, you two still want some?” I asked them. Both nodding furiously, I cut my pancakes in three pieces. Putting one on Celestia’s plate that was instantly eaten up, one on the pink one’s which was also eaten up, and one on the blue ones, which instantly disappeared as an open muzzle slammed down on it.

Laughing at the silliness of it all, I grabbed a few eggs and started eating them.

After we all finished our meal, we all went inside of the area where there was a gigantic TV facing a nice sofa, and next to the sofa a nice and comfy reading chair. As everyone took a seat we started chatting about this and that. Even the blue one started to open up a bit to me. Learning a bit about their history and names, I asked them about the butt tattoos that they all had. They were called cutie marks, finding it funny I gave them all nicknames, there was; Sunbutt, Moonbutt and Lovebutt. They all tried to give me a nickname too, but they failed miserably.

A little while later, I told them to find something to do because we were going to start to drive towards the south, and it was going to take a long time. Eventually all three stood in front of me telling me that they weren’t able to find anything to do. They could not read the books. They did not understand the comics, so that left me to my good old friend. The PS4. Telling Luna to choose a game, she chose Cod Ghosts. Celestia went over to play with my PS VITA. Cadence went away to watch some movies on my laptop.

Well let me tell you this, this here RV is pretty sweet. It got its own travel-internet, a smaller bathroom and a travel TV.

Anyways. After teaching Celestia, how the various button works. And teaching Luna how to shoot and stuff, I went over to Cadence and told her to where I had my movies on my PC downloaded. She told me that she would find a movie to her liking.

With that done you sat down in your driver’s seat and started up the engines. Everything was peaceful. Luna was playing with a nice headset on her head, while Cadence watched a movie while hugging a pillow close to her. Celestia was playing Persona 4 Golden. She had a tongue sticking out in concentration, and got really pissed when she died.

1 hour later…

The peaceful silence was interrupted as I felt the ground shake. ‘Earthquake in Norway?’ I slowly stopped the RV, and turned the engines off. Cautiously you step outside to check out if you really were right. But the shaking did not come from outside. About a minute later I went back inside the RV. Walking over to where the others were, I found the reason for the ground shaking. There was Luna sitting on the sofa. She was shaking in rage, her eyes were dilated and there was foam coming out of her mouth.

I slowly made my way over to her. As I looked at the TV I saw the reason why she had a rage meltdown. On the TV I saw that every time she spawned and walked for about 5 seconds, she got either knifed or quick-scoped. With her magic she lowered the microphone to her mouth. With some of her magic, she made a soundproof barrier around herself. As the slightly blue barrier surrounded her, she went over to ‘Options’ then ‘Audio’ then ‘Microphone settings’ seeing that she was turning up her microphone volume I smiled proudly at her. ‘Luna is turning into a real gamer now.’ With that last thought she turned her microphone on, and started yelling into it with her so called “Royal Canterlot Voice.” She gave me a little demo when we were talking. My ears are still ringing from that a little. Looking back at the raging, foaming and at the same time epic Luna. Her enemies were seriously PWN’d by her.

With a proud smile I went into the little kitchen, opening the fridge I pulled out a Coke. Filling up three large plastic cups and putting a straw in each of them, I made my way towards the galls. Knocking on the Raging Luna’s barrier, she quickly disabled it so that I could give her the drink. She asked me what it was; I only told her that she would like it. Taking my word for it Luna pulled it into her magic and began to drink it. Celestia was fighting the first boss. Waiting patiently so that I would not mess up her concentration, I waited. While waiting I learned that she was really good at this. After she beat the boss, I gave her the Coke.

With that done, Cadence was next. Seeing her quietly sniffling and nuzzling the pillow, I walked over to check out the reason behind it. She was watching Titanic. Understandable, I gave her a calming hug which she happily returned while soaking my shoulder with tears. Patting her back a few times, she told me how sad it was. After that I gave her the Coke. She loved it too. After her little episode, I decided it would be wise to put in some comedy. Finding a good Jackie Chan, Action and Comedy movie, I put it on for her. With a little mane ruffling and with her in a better mood, I went back to driving.

Chapter 4: Shopping! (edited and rewritten)

Location: Earth, Norway.

CELESTIA POV.

As I looked up from the PS VITA, which I borrowed from Anon, I looked to my left, where Luna was on her 46th killing streak. Standing up from my sitting position, I made my way over to where Anon was driving. As I was standing next to him, I nudged him with my wing to get his attention. As he looked away from the road and onto me, he politely asked me what I needed.

"Well, um... you see, is there anything else we do? Don't take this the wrong way, but we are kind of starting to get bored. I have played almost every game, and now I don't know what to do..." Looking down and afraid that I insulted him, I expected some yelling at, for being ungrateful. He kept us fed, entertained and safe. As his hand moved towards my head, I shut my eyes tightly. I was sure he was going to hit me for being so ignorant. But what happened next surprised me.

His hand gently touched my head, and scratched me behind my ears, (Which felt really good.) Looking up at him, I smiled at him. 'His hands are really nice...' Smiling, I leaned into his touch.

"Heh. Why didn't you just tell me that you guys are bored? It’s not like; I'll get mad at you." He chuckled and took his hands away from my ears. I gave him a little pout, to make him continue. "Don't do that. Stop. Please! In the name of that is holy! I can't take it!" He was clenching his chest rather tightly.

"What happened? Are you alright?!" Panicking and afraid that my friend is hurt, I was trying to find something that will help him.

He just chuckled, and patted my head. Looking at him, I asked; "What happened?"

"The pouting that you did was so adorable and cute, that it hurt." Hearing that made me blush. 'He thinks I'm cute...'

He started tapping on his map-screen thingy. And spoke up. "Ok, I got some 'fun' for you guys. We'll be there in a little while."

Happy and giddy, that he is doing this for us, I gave him a quick hug and a thanks. Happily walking back to the chair I sat in earlier, I continued my little game on the PS VITA.

About an hour later...

As I felt the RV slowing down, I curiously looked out of the window where I saw a really big building. Curious as to what purpose it served, I made my way to Anon to ask him about it. Just as I reached him, he stopped the RV and pulled out some keys out of a keyhole.

"Where did you take us?" I asked him with a bright smile with Luna and Cadence behind me.

"You three," he said pointing at us, "Are going to go to do some shopping, cuz ladies always do that." He said with a smile of his own that I got so used to.

"Really?!" we all said in union. It has been centuries since I last had time to myself to buy some things. With gigantic grins, we all tackled him on the ground where we gave him a group hug and some nuzzles. But that happiness quickly disappeared as I remembered something.

"Um, we don't have any money..." Looking down, like Cadence and Luna. What happened next was something that I did really not expect.

"Who said your money?" Looking up at the human with a raised eyebrow, I did not understand what he meant by that. Did he want us to steal?

"Here, take this. This is all my money. I don't really use it nor need it." He said with a shrug, as he put a wallet in my hooves.

'...What. He is giving us HIS money? But he only knew us for about two days.' Looking down at his wallet and then back at him, I wondered where he actually got his money.

"Anon... we cannot take this. This is your mo-" I was cut off as two of his fingers held my lips together.

"Shh. Think nothing of it. Just take it. I trust you guys with it." He said with a bright smile. "Oh wait. You are ponies... There are no ponies that can talk on this planet. So I don't think that it’s such a good idea to let people see you." He said.

"We have an idea!" Luna said suddenly causing everyone to look at her. As she looked at me she spoke up again. "Sister, does thee remember when we mastered changeling shape-shifting spells after the invasion?" Luna said with a big smile.

'Of course! When we took hostages after the attack, we learned how to shape-shift and transform!' Well we were not really "masters" at this, but it can work! Hugging Luna, I told her how smart she was.

"Ok, who goes first?" I said to Luna and Cadence.

"US SISTER! WE WILL GO FIRST!" Luna said a 'bit' too excited. Nodding to her, I charged up my horn and pointed it at Luna. Anon and Cadence were backing away from us so that they would not get affected by it. As I fired my magic at her, there was a blinding flash, where Luna once was. Anon thinking that she got hurt, quickly ran over to where she once was. Where once Luna stood, there was a little filly Luna in her spot. As Anon saw her, his eyes widened.

"Luna? Is that you?" He asked and he looked over the filly for any injuries.

Luna quickly responded to not make her friend panic more. "Yes Siw Anon. It is Us Pwincess Woona." She answered adorably.

Anon just looked at her and suddenly dropped her. We all gasped as he dizzily started to back away, all the while clenching his heart, and giving out gasped breaths. Suddenly he froze for a second, and then fell over.

We all rushed over to him and checked over. Luckily he was breathing, but his heartbeats were not even. It was not even; it suddenly became fast, and then slowed critically down. We waited for about 3 minutes, before he groaned and rubbed his head.

"Man... what happened?" He asked, with his eyes shut.

"Anon, are you alright?" I asked as I nuzzled his hands. "You fainted a little while ago." I said to him.

"Um, yeah. I'm ok." He got into a sitting position and used me as support as he stood up. "Go do you magic, but don't fail this time."

Nodding quickly, we all got into position and used our magic on each other. Me on Cadence, Cadence on Luna, and Luna on me. As the spell took effect on each of us there was a flash again, but this time it worked! We successfully transformed! Luna had a nice pale skin with shorter Light blue hair. Cadence had a normal skin colour with a shorter version of her normal mane. And lastly, me. I had a nice light strawberry coloured hair with a pale skin colour.

We all looked at Anon, who had his head in his palms for some reason. "Anon what is the matter?" I asked him. Instead of answering us, he just pointed at the bedroom and muttered something about 'wardrobe' and 'get some clothes.'

Al three of us walked inside of his room and took some of his clothes. After a while we were finally dressed up, we walked out where we were met with a red faced Anon. As he saw us, he quickly walked over to us, and handed us his wallet. After he gave us a little demonstration on how to use his bank card, we began to walk out, only to be stopped by Anon who handed us each some hats, or as he called it; Baseball caps. We all gave him a hug and a quick bye and with that we all ran into a gigantic shop. He told us to use as long as we wanted to and to remember where he parked.

I must say. It is pretty hard to walk on two legs, but whatever. It’s time to go do some shopping!

About 5 hours later...

As we heard a loud voice around us that said that it is soon closing time, we all made our ways back to the RV, with about a hundred bags with us. Cadence bought herself some candy and a lot of clothes. Luna had about 5 full bags of games and some last gen consoles. And I had bought myself about 6 cakes and a lot of sweets! Oh and even some new make up!

As we finally saw the RV, we ran up to it and knocked on the door that was quickly opened up by Anon. As we all packed out our stuff in the bedroom, we told him about our day, which he was really interested in. After we were done with telling him about our day, I asked him where he got all this money from. Eventually, he told me that this is the money that his parents gave to him after they passed away some years ago. And this is the RV that they used on vacations and on road trips. It was really sad.

When we were done with that, we stood ready to transform back to our original forms. I used the reverse spell on Luna, Luna on Cadence and Cadence on me. As the spell ended, there was a little side effect. We all turned into fillies, but what was worse, we could not transform again because of the "cool-down" that this spell needs. So we were stuck as this.

As we went to bed we all gave him a little peck on his cheek as a sign of our gratitude and for his kindness and generosity.

Chapter 5: Action!

I'm alive!

So yeah, sorry for the late chapter, I had a lot of work that had to be done.

So anyways here is the story!

Location; Norway.

Recap: In the last chap, the princesses became fillies because of a spell backfiring...

ANON POV.

'Well this is sooo much fun!' I thought sarcastically while looking ahead to see nothing, but boring snow and snow covered trees. I have been driving for the last 6 hours. Why? I don't know. I really don't. You see, I always  enjoyed the small family trips I had back in the day. Even if I was the kid who sat in the backseat with a Game Boy, never looking out to see the nature. But over the years I began to admire my surroundings as we were driving along where ever we were.

So here I am doing nothing but driving while burning away the money my parents passed over to me. Now I just decided to sit here and think over the things I have in my life. 'Well I have a car, some stuff in it, and...um...' Thinking harder, I realized that I did not have anything besides that. It was a saddening realization. I have nothing here. No job, friends, well except the three ponies.

While I was thinking, a certain light blue filly silently sneaked behind me with a smile on her muzzle that was growing with every step she came closer to me. Unfortunately I did not notice her, since I was so deep in thoughts, My body was on auto pilot doing nothing but driving.

"BOOO!" shouted Luna, who was right in my face. To say that I jumped and almost got a hear attack, would have been a huge understatement. So thus here is how I reacted.

"AAAAAH!!" I screamed, all the while being scared out of my wist. When Luna interrupted my train of thoughts, I jumped so badly that I have accidentally hit my knees on the steering wheel, sending a wave of pain through them, causing me to lean forward and hitting my head, knocking me out.

LUNA POV.

'Uh, oh.' I though while looking at the limp body of Anon. This is bad, very bad. So I did the best thing any young filly would have done.

"TIAAAA!!! HEWP ME!!!" I shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Not a second later both Celestia and Cadence ran out of the bedroom.

Celestia looked at me, seeing that I was not injured she looked around for the problem. Seeing Anon lying limp body and his head on the steering wheel caused her eyes to widen and her mouth to open in shock. She looked over at me and shouted.

"What did you do?!" She shouted while shaking me by my shoulders. She let go of me and ran over to him. "Anon! You need to wake up!" My sister shouted to the human who was still unconscious.

The vehicle was still moving and no one was steering it. We needed to do something!

While Celestia and Cadence was trying to wake Anon up, I was thinking of a solution as to how to stop the vehicle. Remembering all the buttons and levers that were in front of the driver's seat, I thought about how to fix this. Running up to my family, I began to tell my plan.

"Tia, Cadence! Get him out of the seat! Now!" I shouted at them. Both their heads snapped into my direction. They both looked at me while tilting their heads.

"No! If we do that then-" I cut Celestia off.

"Just wisten to me! If we don't do this then we wiww awwl die!" I shouted at Celestia who backed away and looked at me wide eyed. Taking a few deep breaths, I calmed down and apologized.

"Sowwy... I didn't mean to do that." I said while looking down with ears flattened against my skull.

"Oh, Its ok. Alright we do as you say." Celestia said happily much to my surprise. I thought that she was going to be mad at me!

"OK, so what do we do?" Cadence asked wile looking at me and Celestia with a worried expression.

"Push that wed button, the one that weleases his seat bewt!" I instructed. Some seconds later my sister and niece did so and looked at me to continue the instructions. "Now take him out of the seat. Cawefully." Both nodding at me did just that and setting him carefully down.

Now for the next step it was my turn to do something. Stopping the RV.

Climbing onto the seat, I looked over all the buttons and levers that were in front of me. Not having the slightest idea to what to press or pull, I did what came to mind.

Which is....

Pressing everything!!!

Doing just that, I began to push some of the buttons that were there. I began with a big red triangle which began to blink and make clicking noises.

Seeing that it did nothing I looked for another one. It was a perfectly round button with a sideways triangle on it. Pressing it was not very smart. This is what it did:

-ost boys... BANGARANG! BASS BAYYYHC WA WA WA WA WA BANG BANG OOOOO WA WA BANGARANG!!!

With that scaring the daylights out of me, I quickly spotted the turn down volume button. (Which was a button with a "-" on next to a "+" button.)

Getting the ringing out of my ears, I looked ahead to see a turn on the road. Trying to keep calm, I put both my fore hooves on the steering wheel.

'Ok Luna, you can do this! You have driven hundreds of cars in games! Its not that hard! You only have to turn the steering wheel in the direction you want to go in! Now mare up and do it!'

Satisfied with my little pep-talk, I gave a silent not to myself and began to steer the RV.

'Damn this is hard!' I thought to myself, suddenly a dirty little saying came to mind that so many gamer used to say.

'Heh, that's what she said!' I thought while silently laughing.

In the back seat/sofa...

CELESTIA POV.

Finally! Do these human weight much! Well it would have been easier if I was in my normal body size.

Panting and gasping, I wiped away the bead of sweat that was on my brow. Cadence doing the same.

"Phew, now with that out of the way we should check on him and see how he is doing." I said to cadence, who shook her head.

"No, no. You go help Luna, I'll try to wake him up." She said to me with a determined expression on her face that was very cute since she was so small and sooo cute!

Nodding I trotted over to where Luna was. Seeing her i frowned and almost face hoofed. 'Well she know what she is doing.' I thought to myself with so much sarcasm that i could almost taste it.

Luna was literally punching every button that she saw. Remembering what she called herself when she was playing, I thought that I should say the word too!

"Well look at you! Not so "Pro" now are we?" I said in a teasing tone that caused her head to snap in my direction while giving me the most intense glare I have every seen in my life! I could literally fell the room's temperature drop.

Oh.

Luna somehow managed to push the button that opened the window, which opened and was letting in the cold wind.

Luna slowly turned back to look at the road ahead which was an endless road of snow, and trees.

Snapping out of my playful attitude, I became more serious. Well more serious...

"Need help?" I asked her to which she only replied with a; "Well, duh!"

"What do you need help with?" I asked helpfully.

"Do you see that pressuwe pwate down thewe?"

Looking down, I saw what she was talking about.

"Yes, I see them! what do I do whit them? I asked her.

"You must push down one of them to stop the RW!" She said to me and looked back at the road.

Crawling into the little place where the two pressure plated where, I looked back at her and asked.

"Which one do I push?" I asked her.

"I don't know! Just push one down!" she shouted back. "Huwwy! there is a tunnew ahead and we have no wights on!"

Quickly doing as she said, I pressed down one of them.

Well the one that was speeding us up...

"NO THE OTHEW ONE!" Luna screamed at me.

Quickly letting go of the pressure plate, (which is a pedal mind you.) I quickly pressed down the other one, which caused the RV to slow down.

Coming to a stop, Luna jumped out of the seat and looked at me, who was still pressing down the pedal like no tomorrow,

Turning the key causing the engine shut down, we all gave a sigh of release.

"Whoo hoo! Best driver! I'm sooo pwo!" Luna, or Woona shouted while hood pumping the air.

Cadence and I both rolled out eyes at her antics. 'Well somepony is happy about this.' I thought. Suddenly my eyes widened.

"Oh shoot!" I said as I stormed past them both to check on Anon.

As I went over to the couch that he was on, I saw that he still did not wake up.

'Poor thing.' I thought while looking at the peaceful face of my friend who helped us so many times. Well it looks like its our turn to help him.

Smiling, I turned around to see both Luna and Cadence looking at Anon.

"So what do we do now?" Cadence asked me while looking at me with a worried expression.

Humming and putting a hoof to my chin, I began to think about the choices we have.

"Well... hmm... Uh... Ye-No... maybe? Nono don't be silly... Umm. I don't know." I said to both Luna and Cadence.

We all looked down with a sad expression.

And the suddenly Luna's ears perked up and her frown broke into a wide grin.

"We got an idea!" She happily beamed. Both of us looked at her expectantly.

"What is your idea Luna?" I asked her.

"We will bwing him with us home, home to Equestwia!

Chapter 1: Oh, boy... (edited and rewritten)

North-Norway

CELESTIA POV

"Ugh," I groaned, my head was pounding, ears were ringing and my vision was blurred. "GUARDS!" I roared, my head was still pounding. As the ringing in my ears slowly faded all I could hear was the wind whistling and howling around me. My eyes adjusted to my surroundings. What I saw I did not expect. Snow. Snow everywhere. I first thought that I was in the tundra surrounding the Crystal Empire. But alas, there were no mountains of this size there. As I kept looking around I noticed something in the distance. Even when my eyes adjusted to the dark, it was still hard to make out the silhouette of a creature in the distance. I tried to move, but it did not work. "Hello! Anypony! Please help me!" I cried out toward the dark silhouette.

"..." The silhouette's head snapped towards where I was laying. It started moving toward my position, panic slowly taking over me.

*Crunch, Crunch*(snow, being crunched)

"Aunty?" it was the fearful voice of my niece.

"I'm over here!" I shouted at the silhouette of Cadence. The silhouette flinched and slipped at my shouting and fell face first into the icy/snowy ground. I cringed at the sound of falling that came from the silhouette of Cadence. "Oh my! Cadence, honey are you alright?" The sound of groaning met my ears, and some seconds later the sound of snow crunched beneath the hooves of Cadence as she slowly made her way towards me.

The sounds of magic being charged met my ears as Cadence's horn lit up just enough for us to see where we were. As Cadence looked around, she noticed me lying in the snow, and quickly ran over to where I was laying. However when she was a few feet away from me she tried to stop, only to slide past me because of the icy and slippery ground. She lost her balance and face-planted, again. I chuckled in amusement, Cadence shakily stood up and walked slowly over to me. When she was right in front of me, she smiled and reached out to pull me up... only for her left hind leg to slip from under her. Just before she would reach the cold and unforgiving ground, I caught her with my magic.

"Phew! Thank you aunty!" she nuzzled me and gave me a smile. Smiling myself as she helped me with her magic, I stood up shakily giving my hooves a few stretches to get the blood flowing again. Just as I was done I heard some groaning not far away from us. As I looked around I noticed a small cliff with a pile of snow under it. Said pile had a blue horn sticking out of it. Cadence and I went over to the pile and we began to dig out Luna. When we were done, we pulled Luna out of the pile.

Well Luna was KO'd. We tried to shake her and shout at her, but alas no response was given. So we did the most reasonable thing we could think of, we put her on Cadence's back! So as we made our way away from the place we were at, I looked around for the Crystal Empire, but nope, no Empire. So I tried to talk with Cadence.

"Cadence, do you know where we are?" I asked my niece quietly as we made our way down from the mountain top.

"No, I don't know where we are... if this would have been the tundra that surrounds the Empire, then I should feel the power of the Crystal Heart." Cadence sighed "We are very far away from the Empire. Even if we are on the other side of the planet, then I would have still sensed it. Only faintly, but I still could." Cadence muttered, looking around.

"Hmm, very well, then I suppose we just find our way through this then." I said with a little smile towards Cadence which she happily returned.

As I looked around I noticed that this was nothing like our planet; everything had so dull colors, where on our planet everything was so much more colorful. Nature ruled over the whole place, where on our planet we had tamed everything from the ground to the skies. This place was like the Everfree Forrest. 'I really hope there are no wild beasts here that would attack us' I thought for myself, and silently hoping that I was right.

Now we have been walking for quite some time, Luna is still out cold and every now and then my ears perk up at the sound of movement behind us. Picking up our pace, we hear the sound of the things that are behind us quicken too. Now panic taking completely over me, Cadence and I gallop away from the bottom of the mountain with Luna in our levitating magic. As we ran I quickly looked back. I wish I hadn’t. Behind us a pack of wolves were running straight for us. Now completely terrified and panicking I tried to take flight, but nope, lying on my wings made the very sore. Every feather was out of place; every time I tried to move my wings I felt intense pain in them, so no flying. As we ran the adrenaline in my body was slowly losing its effect. 'Come on! Come on! Come on!' I told myself, as the two of us ran with all our might, but the wolves were still catching up on us. Now, even though I have super earth pony strength, I was very tired before we found ourselves in this frozen land. My breaths were ragged, foam around my mouth and my heart painfully pounding in my chest, I felt like I was about to fall over and meet my end. But suddenly my ears perked up at a sound in the distance that I have never heard before. I saw lights from where the sound came from. The light gave me all the strength and hope I needed. Just as the distant sound came closer I made a turn away from the Forest that was at the bottom of the mountain. Just as we made our way out, we came up to an open field. Just beyond the field I saw a big box with some windows on it. There were some powerful lanterns on the front of it that lit up a big area in front of it. But now that I was running on my last drop of energy and with only survival instincts driving my body, the only though that I had was; 'If it has walls, then it can protect us, if it has light then it can scare away the beast of the darkness.' so with that I made my horn flash with intense light to get the attention of the creature that was in the box.

Right after my flash the box came to an immediate halt and stopped. On the front side, a door opened and out came a tall creature. As I ran, I took notice of a dark long object he was holding in his claws of some sorts. It must have been a weapon or something. Said creature, started running towards us with his weapons end pointing in our direction, like a spear. What came next surprised me.

"HEY! GET DA HELL AWAY FROM THEM!" the creature roared, almost in the Royal Canterlot Voice levels. He pointed his weapon towards us, or rather a little above us. Then came the sound of a loud boom, something flew right past my right ear. The next ting I know is that I look behind myself and see the wolves running away. I took one big breath and fainted next to Cadence because of exhaustion.

To be continued...

Good night... (edited and rewritten)

EQUESTRIA

AUTHOR POV.

"Hehehee" my dark laughter echoed through the empty halls of Canterlot castle. As I made my way through the empty halls, I came to the end of the corridor. Turning left, I was met with two lunar guards stationed next to a big door. As they saw me, their guard masks broke into an evil smirk. As they allowed me in, I walked up to a long spiralling staircase. Making my way up some hundred stairs, I finally came to the top of it. At the top of it, I was met with a big door that had a moon emblem in it. With an evil smirk, I knocked on the door twice, and stepped back. Hearing movement behind the door, my smirk grew even bigger. About a minute later of waiting, the door opened to show the Princess of the Night. As her eyes met mine, her princess mask broke into the, evillest and darkest of smiles that can make anyone wet themselves. (Except for me, cuz I'm that awesome). Allowing me in, I quickly sat down on the edge of her bed, where she sat down next to me. Pulling my phone out of my pocket, I showed her my list of the guys that decided to dislike my story. As she was done reading, she looked up at me and asked, one simple questions.

"Dream?" she asked me. Her evil smile slowly growing.

"Dream." I replied with an evil smile of my own.

As I left her room, I made my way down to my own room, all the while laughing like a maniac.

Earth

Sometime later...

As some bronies, (that disliked this story) went to sleep, they were immediately tormented with 'wet Blueblood' dreams, that they could not wake up from for eight hours. They are probably going to see a therapist tomorrow.