Hot Cookie Love

I, the Great Mr. Cookie hid a great secret in that treasure chest in the woods. It is a dark and terrible secret. None of my friends can ever discover what lies behind my pristine facade of pristinity. Of course, I had to tell of the treasure chest because treasure chests are twenty percent cooler than anything else.

“Hey, did you know I found a treasure chest in the Everfree Forest?” I asked.

“Now that’s just a load ah hooey” replied Applejack’s stomach.

It appeared that Applejack’s stomach did not believe me. This was my cue to embellish the story.

“Of course I did my kind madam. I found it with this treasure map.”

I proceeded to pull out my treasure map. Luckily, time had eaten away at the map, rendering it unreadable.

“How do Ah know if that’s a real treasure map. Ah can’t even read it,” said Applejack’s stomach.

She did bring up a good point.

“Why would I let other people loot it?”

That was a good excuse.

“Ah see your point there.”

“Do you want to know what was inside it?”

I knew that Applejack’s stomach could not resist the bait.

“Of course sugar cube.”

“There was a lot of treasure like apples and apple pie.”

“Oh boy. Ah wish Ah could’ve been there to eat it.”

“Yeah, it tasted better than Applejack’s famous pie.”

“Well I’ll be. You are a big fibber. Applejack’s pie is the best,” shouted Applejack’s stomach.

Maybe I had goaded Applejack’s stomach a bit too much. However, I had the perfect excuse.

“It was made with an enchanted apple.”

“Oh mah Princess Celestia. That’s gotta be one gosh darn good apple pie.”

I could see that Applejack’s stomach wanted the pie badly. Too bad there wasn’t actually pie. This was also where I wanted to stop the story, so I let myself get digested.

“Tell me more,” screamed Applejack’s stomach.

It was too late though and I was gone.