Stepping inside, you hear the door click shut behind you. Without warning, Twilight jumps into your hooves, mashing her warm lips against yours. "Oh, I can't believe I've waited so long for this," she purrs, nuzzling your neck and wrapping one of her wonderful feathery appendeges around your barrel. Barely giving you a chance to breathe, she presses her lips against you again, sliding her tongue into your mouth, as her hoof reaches down for—

Author's Note

Woah, ah, heh heh heh, that's uh, I have no idea how that got into my notes. I totally didn't write that. Nope. No idea who did. I wonder how they slipped it in there! Ha ha ha...!

No, I do not have a crush on Twilight! Why you little—

There, that'll teach you not to talk back to me. Anyway, where were we?

Aha! Here's the story I wanted. Now then...