" What is a Ship? "View OnlineShipping gone too far." What is a Ship? "Author's Note Warning: This contains breaking all walls of Logic. Please read with caution. :C " What is a Ship? " " A "Brony? " Twilight questions. " YES! A BRONY! " Dashie repeats for the 5th time. Rarity gasps at the word and glares at RainbowDash . " How DARE you use that word in the room!? Where's your MANNERS! " Twilight was clearly confused on what was going on between the two mares and decided to question what exactly they were talking about. " . . . Gals. . . What exactly is a. . . Brony? " She asks politely. Rarity and RainbowDash turns to Twilight and gives her a serious stare. " Oh my , she doesn't know. " Rarity says with a sigh at the end. " This is one. Sad. Mare. " RainbowDash adds. " Just tell me. . .! " Twilight shouts. She clearly lost her patience quicker than ever and was extremely curious. RainbowDash sighs as the spotlight turns to her, and she closes her eyes. " A Brony. . . is what makes all those. . . -- " " -- Ships. " Rarity finishes. " Ships? " Twilight curiously asks. " Yes. . . Ships. " RainbowDash finishes. Twilight was envy enough to ask the question " What's a Ship? " but then PinkiePie burst to the room, hopping around quickly. " Did some pony say. . .SHIP!? OH BOY! OH BOY! With who? With who? With who? With who!?!?! Tell me tell me tell me tell me!!! TEEEEELLL MEEEEE-- " " SHUT UP, PINKIE PIE! " RainbowDash shouts. " Nopony is being shipped with NOPONY! " Pinkie's reaction quickly changes to a straight face as she stops hopping. " Oh. " Twilight was absolutely quiet the whole time, for she was extremely confused now... And curious. " So again. . . What's a ship? " Twilight asks. " A ship, Dear. Is when a Brony decides to put two ponies together in a serious relationship no matter what gender they are. " " Oh wow. . . That's. Harsh. Even two mares together? " Twilight asks. " Even two mares together. . . " RainbowDash agrees. " It's scary though. . .! " Pinke Pie adds. As the three mares continue to discuss the topic of "Ships", Applejack walks in the room as well and sits down. " Ah-lright. Who came with da' great idea for me to join this mare-meetin' ? " Applejack says as she places her hat next to her. " We're talking about Ships, Applejack. . . " RainbowDash states once again. Applejack's ears pin down and stand up. " Ah' just remembered that ah' have. . . Er. Things to do. . . " She says as she stands up. RainbowDash flies quickly to Applejack and forces her to sit down. " NAH-AH-AH-AH! You will STAY! Twilight needs to know more! She's clueless!! " Applejack looks at the innocent Twilight sitting there, clearly confused. " Nah-ah. " She says. " Ya guys don't understand' . . . " RainbowDash raises a brow as she sighs. " What do you mean we don't understand. . .? " Applejack looks around and she sighs as well. " Well. Ships often' happen in these things called "Fan-Fictions." " Why. . .Of course, Dear. . . Why are you stating that now? " Rarity replies. The orange mare gave a long pause of silence as she picks her hat up and shivers. " 'Cuz. . . We're in one. . . Right now. " [ Notice how I'm typing this for- ]
"Why is this happening. . . "View OnlineShipping gone too far."Why is this happening. . . "Author's Note Warning: This contains breaking all walls of Logic. Please read with caution. :C "Why is this happening. . . " " OH CRAP! WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN THE BRONIES WERE HOSTING THIS THING!! " They immediately notice themselves in a white room with no exit or entrance. " W-. . . What's going on. . .?! " Twilight says. She was probably the most lost mare in the group of five. " . . . This room is pretty. . . Bright. " Pinkie Pie states as she squints her eyes. As before they knew. The room was getting brighter and brighter at the second. It eventually came to the point where there was no more left to see of the bright room. They couldn't even see each other. . . Eventually it came to the moment of light. Where they found themselves at Ponyville. " P-...Ponyville. . .? " Twilight says. " Good job, Captain Obvious. . . " RainbowDash states as she rubs her forehead and looks around. Applejack remains quiet as she picks up her hat that she dropped at the transition. Rarity stood herself up, as the four had a mixture of fear, and confusion. " . . . So. . . Now we are inside. . . the Brony's. . . " Fan-Fiction. . .? " RainbowDash says. " What'dya think just happened with all those disco lights back there, Dash? " Applejack states. " Hey! I was just trying to make a statement here!! " " Well. Keep it to ya-self. " Applejack replies. " Yet you call ME Captain Obvious. " Twilight mutters. " WILL YOU SHUT UP--- Wait. . . Um. . . Where's Pinkie Pie. . .? " RainbowDash says. And for her question was questionable. Where was Pinkie Pie? The four look around in search of the Pink mare, and found nothing but the emptiness of conversations of other ponies that were gradually around them. " Gosh, Darn it. . . She ran off somewhere, I suppose. " Applejack says. " . . .Wait, Girls. . .Not only Pinkie Pie is gone. . . But Fluttershy. . .She was supposed to be in this very scene, Right? " Twilights curiosity spread to the other mares as not only they worried for Pinkie, but for lil' ol' Fluttershy as well. " First place we should go is her home, obviously. . . " Twilight says. " We'll look for Pinkie later. . .Fluttershy must be in danger with this fan-fiction thing going on. . . " RainbowDash wordily states. So the mares decide to look for Fluttershy first, as they all know that she isn't quite the best one to be handling by her own. They quickly head to Fluttershy's cove and the mares explore around the place easily finding the entrance which Twilight found that was the door. It was open. " Fluttershy. . .? " Twilight asks. Rarity was quiet the whole time, because she was clearly scared of this whole "Brony" thing. She despised the word. And now of her being part of a fan-ficiton of those nasty words of a Brony, just traumatises her harshly. No answer was answered at Twilight's call. The mares continued to look around her house. Everywhere they've looked. Under her bed, in the closet, in the kitchen, in the animals home, down the secret basement where Fluttershy keeps her fallen furry friends, on top of the cove, around the cove, under the cove. . . " . . . We've looked EVERYWHERE! " RainbowDash says. " Where could she possibly be? Seriously!? " The mares stood silent and had a time to think on where she would be. RainbowDash thought that she would be in Cloudsdale, but the others disagreed for they knew that she would be too scared to go there alone since her past. Rarity stated that Fluttershy was at SugarCube corner in search of Pinkie Pie as well. Twilight agreed, but then Applejack also says that Fluttershy would NOT go alone, again. Twilight was clueless. She didn't know what was going on in the beginning. She was doubting herself because of all those years study of book, and information, she did not know what a Brony was. Suddenly, Applejack finally thought she knew what was happening. When she said to the others. All of them agreed. When so, they all ran to the Apple Acres farm. . . Backstory of the Brony: He likes ponies. He wants ponies. He's a pervert. He really doesn't like not having things his way. He's impatient. He is NOT me. He likes video games. He goes to the gym every once in a lifetime. He likes ordering things. He surprisingly has a girlfriend who disagrees his point of view of ponies. And he just needs a life sometimes, because he's just doing this to get views and things because he really sucks. Yep. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.../color]
" It HAD to be HIM. "View OnlineShipping gone too far." It HAD to be HIM. "Author's Note Warning: This contains breaking all walls of Logic. Please read with caution. :C " It HAD to be HIM. " They galloped as quickly as they could to Applejack's home. Applejack going first, as RainbowDash, and Twilight tailed her. As they reach to their destination they look around carefully, and quietly for they know the power of the Brony--- Well, Except Twilight. She again, [ For the 3rd time stating this. . . ] --- Was lost. Not once. Or twice. But three times, that they have been searching around. Not a sign of Fluttershy, or the victim. " Darn it. . . Where could she be. . .? " Applejack says, sounding quite roughed out from the previous problems. " . . . Do you think. . .She's. . . being controlled? You know, Um. By. . Those horrid Bronies? " Rarity finally speaks out. The others gave a silent pause as of an agreement to Rarity's question. " It could be the only answer. " RainbowDash says. " It's not like Fluttershy would go alone like this to places. She would notify us first. . . " They all took a moment to think out on the miserable puzzle this perverted author has given them. They were clueless! Or at least I made them clueless. . . Plus. It would ruin the fun. But FINE. I'll give them a hint. Applejack's ears shoot up, as she hears the sound of his brother yelling. " N-NOOOPE! " The other mares hear as well, but Big Mac's sister was the first to run towards the direction of his voice. The others follow without hesitation to see what all the ruckus was about. Until they saw the most horrid thing. The mare's direction were inside the barn, on the second floor. Fluttershy was standing right on top of Applejack's feared brother, smiling devishly at him as he's yelping for help. The mare's reaction to this was. . . Ptthp. Priceless. Never have a brony seen such a reaction to those four mares. " Oh come on, Big Mac. . . Just. . . this. . .once. . . The hilariously scared stallion was already tearing up. The mares do not know why, for they all knew as Big Macintosh as the "Big, Strong, Fearless, Stallion." Even RainbowDash gave a giggle at his helpless face, but the others were still processing on their poor scarred brains what on EARTH was happening. " FLUTTERSHY! " Applejack bursts out in anger. Now. Before I continue. I must say, Fluttershy was open to the mares once about her crush to Applejack's brother. At first it was surprising, then Applejack learned to deal with it, and respect her love. But there was that little part of her that never wanted Fluttershy getting near to Big Macintosh. Especially like that. So now was her chance to say what she needed to say. " What on Mother's BUCK are you doing!?! " She yells. The mares then point their faces at Applejack. Attention was all to her. Just what she wanted. Fluttershy as well, looking at her smiles, and then looks back at poor Big Mac. " Oh~ . . . Applejack. . . I was just. . . Talking to your brother. . . " She says, blushing crimson. " By gettin' on top of 'em? GIVE 'EM SOME SPACE! " She explodes. Now as the power of the brony. I decided to keep Fluttershy on her state. Leave her the way she was always. Applejack was aware that Fluttershy was rebelling towards her command, and slowly by slowly her patience depleted. " . . . Uhh. Flutters? You alright? You don't seem to be. . . Um. You. " RainbowDash decides to say, finally after the short silence. Fluttershy stops blushing and looks around. She was calm, and abnormal is someway. " I'm fine. I'm fine. I was just. Talking. To . . . Applejack's--- Look I said it already! " She says, trying to say loudly. " The bronies are trying to make Fluttershy act normal. . ." RainbowDash thinks. And yet, She was right. But the question was--- Would she do something about it? Or not? The mares did not dare to step closer for they were scared that the Brony would do something horrific in front of their very eyes with just a couple of clicks on the keyboard. . .! While RainbowDash was trying to think of a plan, let's go to Twilight's view. She. Was.--- Now you thought I was going to say "Clueless" But no! She was actually knowing what was going on! Her advanced skills of problem solving has made her know what was going on, and what may or may not happen next. " Fluttershy. . . Just. Let's start over. Ignore what RainbowDash, and Applejack said. . . And just simply. Back off Applejack's brother. " Twilight says with a polite tune. Somewhat. And I don't know why. I got mad when Twilight said that. So I decided to do this. . . " NO! YOU BACK OFF! YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM! NONE OF YOU DO! I DO! I ALWAYS DID! " Flutter"shout" said. Ha. Sorry. I did not mean to involve " The Elements of Insanity " to this rather disturbing story. Now I would love to continue what happens next on this specific part. but I already have enough words on this part! So I'll be an evil brony and leave you with the suspense. Hahaha!
" Am I exaggerating? "View OnlineShipping gone too far." Am I exaggerating? "Author's Note Warning: This contains breaking all walls of Logic. Please read with caution. :C " Am I exaggerating? " And now. You are here. Possibly waiting to see what is going to happen. Or possibly waiting to end this stupid story. OR possibly wanting to copyright this story, or POSSIBLY wanting for me to die. For what I'm about to do. Ah. I see what I'm doing. I'm stalling. Because I love suspense. It always makes me happy to see the others in suspense. But if I don't see them clenching on their seat, waiting to see what happens next. See that makes me sad. Very sad. So sad it makes me feel like--- " . . . Love! " Fluttershy says. " I love him. . .Okay! I admit! I love him. . . " She says sounding quite confident. The mares remain quiet as Applejack is losing it a bit. " Okay. This is gone too far. . . Brony. . . DEPOSESS THIS POOR MARE! " I'm not even sure if "Deposess" is a word. I think it's pronounced "Deposes" But. Eh. As a writer I get to make up my own words. Applejack turns back to RainbowDash and growls. " Darn idiot! This ain't to demon! " " Well. Bronies are idiots! " RainbowDash replies. " And how so!? " Applejack says back. " They are the reason we are so popular, now-a-days! " Rarity gasps and looks at her, as if she broke the worst rule of fanciness and gratitude and whatnot. " They are NOT the reason we are popular! What about the merchandise for the children!? " Rarity states. " Even the Bronies buy those. " RainbowDash says. " . . .Wow. I was. . .Not aware of that- - - " Rarity sa-- " Can we NOT talk about this? This is for another conversation. In another TIME. " Twilight says. And she had a point. They had to get to the main part of the story. . . Finding a way for Fluttershy to get away from Big Mac, without hurting her. . .! Oh my! Such a challenge. So very little time. RainbowDash floats slowly to Applejack and whispers. " Alright. So should we attack her? Maybe the Brony will stop if we hurt her. Who knows? Maybe it's those Bronies who are addicted to Fluttershy. The ones who would do ANYTHING for her. . . " She was totally contradicting everything I was just stating of "not hurting her." Oh well. I do love Fluttershy. I really do. But I wouldn't mind seeing RainbowDash's plan. Heh. . . " What! Are you crazy?! " Applejack whispers back. " We can't hurt her. . . She's still. . .Her! " I stand corrected. As the mares slowly start approaching Fluttershy, as does she to Big Mac. He was not pleased. Fluttershy tickled his muzzle with her long, soft, eye-lashes. She was clearly up to something. " Fluttershy. . . Don't. . . . " Rarity says slowly. The yellow adorable pony looks at the fashionista, and smile, turning back at Big Mac, giving him a light kiss. Applejack gasps quickly, and attempts charging at Fluttershy, wanting to start some beef, but was stopped by RainbowDash holding her back. " DARN YOU, BUCKING --- [ Content Deleted. Rated "E" for Everyone, Remember? ] Fluttershy still held the kiss, easily ignoring her heavily harsh words. They were so harsh that it somewhat touched Rarity. She started crying. As you kids would say; "wtf" " DAMMIT, RAINBOWDASH! LET GO! " Applejack shouts. RainbowDash stays quiet as she continues to pull on her tail, preventing her from laying a hoof on the unwanted romance. Fluttershy finally pulls away from the kiss, and smiles. She, and Mac were blushing crimson and looking at each other in unique ways. The drama in this area was too high. It was so high it involved radiation, so it made Rarity sick some how. Poor Rarity. I'm torturing her. . . might as well kill her in the end of the story. . . Hah. Now what will happen next? Huh?
" Her move. Not his. "View OnlineShipping gone too far." Her move. Not his. "Now on this chapter. I could start with this. . . Everypony was quiet. Even Applejack. It was one of those rare moments where every one of them were thinking. Not a lot happened at the thinking part. So let me just skip to the part where you readers will get interested. . . Well. Before I continue. [ Stalling again ] I should give you a general summary on what's going on. So we have Fluttershy, who kissed Big Macintosh. . . Rarity is sick from Radiation Drama. Applejack is more angry than the Brazilian president in the World Cup. Twilight is thinking deeply. And RainbowDash is 50/50 on this. She likes this-- A bit. OKAY! Back to the story. SO!----------- Fluttershy takes a hold on Big Mac's hooves and pins it on the wall, again. " If you step a bit closer. I'll do something worse. " Fluttershy said terroristicly. Applejack stopped puffing smoke from her ears, and looks at her, seriously. " When this is over. . . I'll--- " "--Kill me? " Fluttershy interrupts, ONCE AGAIN! WOAH! " Good luck doing that, Jack-off. " Okay. Okay okay okay okay okay. I did NOT write that in the script. I swea-- Oh let me just continue. " Twi. . . Can you please. Teleport her somewhere else. . .? " " k " says Twilight as her horn glows and Fluttershy disappears. Applejack stays quiet and then glares harshly at Twilight. " Twilight. . . " " Yeah? " " Why didn't you. . .Make er' disappear in the BEGGINNING OF THE PROBLEM!? " Twilight blinks and sighs. " The author didn't allow me. He took away half my intelligence. I can feel it. " Applejack facepalms as she growls. " We need to get that yellow mare back to 'er senses. . . " " Finally. You made sense. Without cursing, Congratulations! " RainbowDash says as she flaps her wings, boosting her up to the air. " Let's go look for her, then! " She says. " Wait wait wait!!!! " PinkiePie says. " What about Mac? --- " " Pinkie. . .? Wait. What the hell are you doing here?-- I thought you were. . . " " Apparently, If I was in that very scene, I would have messed the Author's plans. . . So he removed me for a bit! It's okay! " Pinkie explains. " What do you mean. . . " Mess up the Author's plans? " ? " Twilight asks. " Well! It's simple! No author can control my actions! I'm just me~! Except if they create something to distract me. . .! " " And WHAT distracted you, now? " " Oh. Just a cake-o. " PinkiePie says. " A cake? " " Yep! " " . . . Seriously. . . " " . . . Yep! " Applejack couldn't resist more of this stupidness and she just decided to run off in search of the Bronified Fluttershy. The remaining mares look at Big Macintosh, and they sigh. They decide weather to bring him or to leave him here. Though they were scared that Fluttershy would kidnap Poor Ol' Maccy, So they decided to bring him to the adventure as well. So here they are! 5 mares in the search of one specific mare who is controlled by a specific somebody. . . Ponyville was a huge place. Or at least I made it huge to make them look for 6 hours until finding that Fluttershy was inside the Town Hall. . . Applejack, leading, finds Fluttershy first standing on the corner, expressionless. RainbowDash, and the others catch up to Applejack and watch the yellow pony stand there. " Fluttershaiii.... " Big Mac says. " . . .Hm? " Flutty says. " Y u du dat. " Mac says. " . . .Why not? " " Cuz. " Applejack was wondering what dialect of Ebonics her brother was speaking. " . . .And why did you all decide to find me, again? " Fluttershy says. " Because. We want to set things straight with you. . . " Applejack says. Fluttershy jumps and turns to them happily. " Oh! So I can marry him~!? " And so Fluttershy herself. Gave the Author the idea. The perfect idea that will let you all readers be happy, or whatnot. A marriage. Hehe. " What!? WHY THE HELL WOULD I LET YOU MARRY----Of course you can marry him! " Applejack says, noticing that her last words was controlled by the Author himself. She gasps as she smiles at Big Macintosh, blushing lightly. " This is. . .Great. . ! " She says calmly. " We shall get married this weekend! " The overjoyed pony trots off and shuts the door of town hall leaving them alone. Applejack, who was jaw-opened, wanted to just end all this. She was losing her sanity. She was, the protagonist who was getting quite insane. Now I don't know why I decided to make Applejack the main character-- Even though she's not even my favourite. . . But she seems fitting in this cause of story. So she's the main character. boom. It happened. So now she was in a huge problem. She unexpectedly allowed Fluttershy to marry Big Macintosh. Big Macintosh is feeling very neutral to all this. And RainbowDash just wants to go "Rated R" already. But I'm not allowing that. No-no. So let's see how Applejack solves this problem. . .In the next chapter!
